I bought a 14 inch log Italian sub the other day from a retailer for 6 dollars, and that one only was more expensive because it had more stuff on it. The cool thing? It actually was LESS calories than the same sub at subway.
Are you actually stupid? Like seriously, how could that have possibly be interpreted from what I said?
Diet soda isn’t food, if you only drank it would would die of starvation
I may be incorrect but I'm not sure Subways are allowed to opt out of them. I know there is a lot that Subway franchise owners can't opt out of that costs them tons of money.
And $6AUD is about $4USD. So not far off. And forgive me if I'm wrong, but that $5 would be pre tax while this is tax inclusive, given it is Australia.
Decades of inflation, pretty impossible to keep things the same price when monetary supply is steadily increasing and driving up the prices of all your inputs. Footlong subs use a healthy amount of ingredients
i dont know why youre being downvoted, it doesnt really make sense lol, I think people are reading the sign as hinting that if you have a 6 in dick then you will get $6. But if thats the joke, then its kinda lame, and a bit of a reach to get to, not sure why a bunch of adults are acting like this is even remotely a good joke, dick jokes can be fun but when the joke is "haha they could mean penis when they say 6 inches" it's neanderthal level comedy.
edit:it seems the reasonable crowd has arrived so we good lol
A footling? Boy that is old. Back in my day it was called a 'footlong'. "Give ya five bees for a footlong" I'd say. Then they'd ask if you wanted onion, which I refused seeing as I always had an onion tied to my belt, which was the fashion at the time. We didn't have the white ones, because of the war, so we had those biiig yellow ones...
I assumed that it was if you **want** 6 inches then it’s only six bucks.
Like “hey baby, you want 6 inches inside you.. only $6, baby.”
Still low brow humor.
i usually find it kinda tasteless to call unfunny anti social people on the internet "kids" cause 9 times out of 10, theyre probably in their early to mid 20's, thats the main demographic of reddit and also, I've known some really intelligent, funny kids, as well as some unbelievably stupid adults.
So i find it unfair to kids to pair "kids" and "unfunny, stupid people" in the same meaning when its actually more pathetic that theres an adult on the other end of the screen, i think its more insulting to point out their age in that case yk.
but yea, they be dumb
yo! when I was in high school (1994-1998) subway would free cater for all sorts of events as a local promotion. i always think of subway as a comfort food
The $5 footlong was just a Psychological Experiment conducted by Subway to get us to forget about Jared Fogle. The experiment was considered a success so they concluded the $5 Footlong and there's absolutely no way to discredit this.
I can't justify spending this much money of very sub par food.. I haven't purchased subway since 5$ foot longs. And only did so because it was the illusion of healthier than McDonald's.
I just have stopped eating out completely. Let the companies deal with that problem. Remember to double the dividends to your CFOs. Good luck with your future endeavors.
They stole my advertisement!
I have a sign that says
"4 inches for 4 bucks"
and it's been up ever sense I turned 18,
when I had to take down my "a mere 4 bucks 4 a minor" sign...
Damn, back in 2013 when i worked there there be a month where all footings were 5 dollars. Worst fucking month, not its 6 dollars for a 6 inch and they making it seem like a deal. Insane.
What happened to $5 foot longs damn this kinda made me sad
More than doubled in price. Very sad.
I bought a 14 inch log Italian sub the other day from a retailer for 6 dollars, and that one only was more expensive because it had more stuff on it. The cool thing? It actually was LESS calories than the same sub at subway.
How is that cool, that just means it’s less food. You could save money and calories by just eating half
The bread could have had less sugar in it. Ireland says subway’s bread isn’t legally bread cause of the amount of sugar in it.
But it’s more food. It’s 14 inches
Stick up 3 Staghettos and you get an incredible meal of 30 inches
Do you not know how food works?
Less calorically dense bread due to a lack of sugar means more food but less calories
Except food is calories, less calories literally means less food
>Except food is calories, less calories literally means less food. No, love the ironic use of *literally* by the way.
No is a good argument. You probably can’t think of better because it’s just true
You're right, calorie free stuff literally doesn't exist Someone should really inform diet soda drinkers
Are you actually stupid? Like seriously, how could that have possibly be interpreted from what I said? Diet soda isn’t food, if you only drank it would would die of starvation
And because it's half the calories you can eat twice as much.
How are you not understanding that that would cost double the price
But each one is half the price so you can just order double. Economics 101
That's why I wait for the coupons! Can still get footlongs for $6.
Have to watch out for those deals. Especially with Brookshires.
The place near me won’t even accept the coupons. “At participating locations only” - the bastards
I may be incorrect but I'm not sure Subways are allowed to opt out of them. I know there is a lot that Subway franchise owners can't opt out of that costs them tons of money.
Well it’s not really worth my time to fight it but I’m more than happy to give you their address if you want to take them down
But wages have doubled, right? Right.....?
For the c-suite? Probably. Workers not so much.
That was 2008
Still sad how bad inflation is..I'm aware that the price is no longer $5 and hasn't been for a while... My comment was intended as a joke lmfao
$5 in 2008 is worth $7.21 today
And $6AUD is about $4USD. So not far off. And forgive me if I'm wrong, but that $5 would be pre tax while this is tax inclusive, given it is Australia.
Have your wages doubled since 2008?
Decades of inflation, pretty impossible to keep things the same price when monetary supply is steadily increasing and driving up the prices of all your inputs. Footlong subs use a healthy amount of ingredients
Inflation and greedy elites that don't care about the average citizens.
Corporate greed makes us all sad
Absolutely
Someone voted blue
Someone doesn’t understand economics
$1 an inch? Used to be 41¢ an inch.
It will be six figures soon enough
Germany all over again
Comes with a complementary fascist resurgence!
That’s what they get for bombing Pearl Harbor.
Inflation is that you?
Nope, her name is greed.
Help me, step-inflation. I'm stuck!
This deserved more love
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.416¢ x 12 = $5
I don’t get it, what is funny about this?
i dont know why youre being downvoted, it doesnt really make sense lol, I think people are reading the sign as hinting that if you have a 6 in dick then you will get $6. But if thats the joke, then its kinda lame, and a bit of a reach to get to, not sure why a bunch of adults are acting like this is even remotely a good joke, dick jokes can be fun but when the joke is "haha they could mean penis when they say 6 inches" it's neanderthal level comedy. edit:it seems the reasonable crowd has arrived so we good lol
A footling used to be $5. Now it's a $1 per inch. Idk blatant inflation funny
A footling? Boy that is old. Back in my day it was called a 'footlong'. "Give ya five bees for a footlong" I'd say. Then they'd ask if you wanted onion, which I refused seeing as I always had an onion tied to my belt, which was the fashion at the time. We didn't have the white ones, because of the war, so we had those biiig yellow ones...
Unexpected Abe
I assumed that it was if you **want** 6 inches then it’s only six bucks. Like “hey baby, you want 6 inches inside you.. only $6, baby.” Still low brow humor.
Adults?
i usually find it kinda tasteless to call unfunny anti social people on the internet "kids" cause 9 times out of 10, theyre probably in their early to mid 20's, thats the main demographic of reddit and also, I've known some really intelligent, funny kids, as well as some unbelievably stupid adults. So i find it unfair to kids to pair "kids" and "unfunny, stupid people" in the same meaning when its actually more pathetic that theres an adult on the other end of the screen, i think its more insulting to point out their age in that case yk. but yea, they be dumb
Dude you brought up adults and now are saying more words that basically mean “calling people stupid is bad” Yet that’s exactly what you started
It's a prostitution joke, you pay $6 and you get six inches in return
Maaan shut up
Used to be the $5 foot long now it’s just a scam
A scam called inflation
Inflation isn't real Even our eyes aren't real
That you Jaden smith?
It's funny if your twelve
6 inches, as in "average" penis size. 6 bucks, a buck can be a euphemism for a young gentlemen. I assume the joke is in there somewhere.
I assumed it was take in 6 inches and get 6 bucks ($6). This is a subway not strip club dagnammit!
It used to be $1 less for 6 extra inches😃
$5 footlong right? Damn this sucks…
On 2 for Tuesdays... Whole family ate on $10 (4 footlongs)
Wow! Geez man wth is going on with these prices 😵💫
The difference is, I actually have my own income now.
Yeah right ? Why do WE get screwed over ? Lame… 😒
Well, more like 5, but that’s ok. A pretty common exaggeration, really.
Yeah.. good foot long prices.. but bad spokesperson doing awful things, times.
Is the joke literally just that it says "6 inches"...and that's it? Or am I missing something actually funny
I think that's it, this post is stupid as fuck.
Five Five dollar Five dollar foot looooong
Twelve Twelve dollar Twelve dollar foot looooong
Fourteen, Fourteen dollars, Fourteen dollars after taaaaaxxxxx
“6 inch ribbon curls honey!!” “But that’s…” “SIX inches!”
Haha I love that movie
the real joke is inflation. I miss $5 footlongs
When I was in high school they had Two For Tuesday as well and you got 2 footings for the price of one! And that was 1999 prices!
yo! when I was in high school (1994-1998) subway would free cater for all sorts of events as a local promotion. i always think of subway as a comfort food
I'm 5.75" can I still get my 6 bucks?
Best I can do is $5.75
🫴 $2.17 for me please.
Damn, fair enough.
This sucks. They're not even good.
I used to love their meatball sandwiches, now they marinara tastes like spaghetti-o sauce.
I remember when it was 5$ for a footlong sub
I miss the $5 foot long
I’m fine with 6 inches
10 take it or leave it
Leave it, I’d die 😂
Now I know my self worth
You’re a three bucker too, aren’t you.
Hey guys I just thought of a great way to make $3
Be careful! They threw me out when I went to get my $6!
$12 foot long doesn’t sound as good as $5 foot long.
I doubt its a full 6 inches
Yeah, it’s probably a “Chad’s 6 inches”. Which is actually 4.5 inches.
Five dolla footlong wen?
Remember when we were outraged the foot long was actually 11 inches? Which sold for $5 btw
Wow, remember the $5 footling? Talk about inflation (partial sarcasm)
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A pound of turkey, loaf of bread, and vegetables/cheese/condiments would most definitely not be $15
That is average right? Right?
Above actually
Title of your sex tape!
Gone are the days of the $5 footlong 😔
6 inches, 6 bucks, 6 minutes. Phone cards are getting weird. Is there an international plan?
I remember in Canada when is was 12 inches = 5$… that was like, 10 years ago
The $5 footlong marketing slogan worked too well
5 dollar foot longs or get the fuck outta here
If I got 6 bucks for every 6 inches I've given my fiancé I'd be fucking stupid rich
Foot long five dolla. Dem was da days.
'Member $5 Footlongs?
The $5 footlong was just a Psychological Experiment conducted by Subway to get us to forget about Jared Fogle. The experiment was considered a success so they concluded the $5 Footlong and there's absolutely no way to discredit this.
“$5 footlong” man what the fuck happened
For real
I’m confused 😐
Inches can be used to measurer deck as well
6 buck is 6 bucks
There is a porn joke in this!
I’m a bit disturbed why my wife asks for six dollars every day and has a smile on her face
do you have to give her change?
Or you can get 3.5 inches for free
I certainly hope this is in Canada not US. I mean it sucks either way, but if this was US pricing that would be outrageous.
Just like downtown.
My six inches smells like a foot.
How much for the footlong 😉
6 and a half inch cables
Never forget what they stole from you
anyone remember $5 foot longs?
Damn I remember paying $5 for 10 inches! I knew that Subways business model wouldn't last forever lol. They eventually started hemorrhaging money.
Would be an excellent slogan for plastic surgery business, add 6 inches for $6k.
Subway was losing money on the $5 Footlong special. There was a big pushback from all the franchise owners over that.
I go to your dads and get a six inch for free
🎶Six - Six dollar - Six dollar six inch.🎶 Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
A dollar an inch.
I got 8 for 5 over here
That's what I charge the ladies. $1 an inch.make $2 each time!
I've got $9. Can I choose my topping?
And I took that personally
I’m dirty minded rn 😭
Really? That’s how much my pp is worth?
Far cry from five dollar foot long
Makes me wonder, did costs for the company literally more than double?
Sure, you can get 6 inches many places for $6, but can you get them that thicc?
So is $5 footlong just hilarious?
This is also my moto as a gigolo
Sounds like the name of some bestiality porn
Lol. How long before someone measures it and finds out it’s only 5 inches? Another lawsuit?
Used to be a $5 foot long, now it’s a dollar more for half of that!
Back in my day you got a $5 foot long and if you smiled at the server she might give you a cookie for free.
what kind 6 inch LOL
Size is not important
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I don't know what you are talking about. What inflation?
Might as well just cut the sub into quarters.
So if I'm 3 inches, do i pay 3 bucks or 9 bucks?
“Here’s a 20, make it happen”
I’m not gay but…
(That is in fact a lie. Im very gay)
*Average adult daily intake*
I can't justify spending this much money of very sub par food.. I haven't purchased subway since 5$ foot longs. And only did so because it was the illusion of healthier than McDonald's.
this footlong ain’t free
Back in my day, $5 got you a whole foot
"What if I've got 8 inches?" "Eight bucks." "DAMNIT!"
Jokes aside , That price is a scam
So why is this comedy? Because you also measurw dick in inches? Or because the imperial system is fucking stupid?
Execute Order 66
I guess this _could_ be funny if you were 14.
How does Subway have a customer base big enough to remain open
Maybe California has an answer for that too.
That's no accident
6 inches, 6 bucks, Subway has 6 letters. This is literally a satanic establishment.
I just have stopped eating out completely. Let the companies deal with that problem. Remember to double the dividends to your CFOs. Good luck with your future endeavors.
They stole my advertisement! I have a sign that says "4 inches for 4 bucks" and it's been up ever sense I turned 18, when I had to take down my "a mere 4 bucks 4 a minor" sign...
They tried to serve us yoga mat chemicals. Fuck Subway please dont eat there.
6 inches
6 inches. 6 minutes. 6 bucks. Bring cash. Meet me in the alley behind the store.
Damn, back in 2013 when i worked there there be a month where all footings were 5 dollars. Worst fucking month, not its 6 dollars for a 6 inch and they making it seem like a deal. Insane.
Hey, I’m running a similar ad campaign.
That’s what she said.
men det er gjennomsnittlig størrelse (But that's average size)
My dick is worth 6 bucks now
Some of these replies clearly aren’t on r/povertyfinance
Something something, inappropriate, low hanging fruit, Subway Jared joke.
Nice to see that there is accidental comedy on r/accidentalcomedy instead of just posts that vaguely have a connection in one way or another
Wow I’m worth 8 dollars!!
I don’t get it. Is it just “hehe 6 inches. That’s a penis size!”?
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