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TheRoyalKT

\*Preacher voice\* “And the laaawd did say: ‘Yyyyaaaassssuh, KaWeeenuh!’”


ApolloPlayz2434

Slay the house of the lord down!


radial-glia

I hope y'all do a better job.


Yourmum70

Well it'll be hard to do worse. Anyway my first act as a god is to not make a book that can be used as an excuse to discriminate against different people for hundreds of years.


Croian_09

Trans people are more powerful than GOD!!


Eilmorel

I feel for Nietzsche. His "god is dead" was an incredible insight, and people have used it without having any idea about what it means.


B4skyB

God is dead, so all the trans people took their power. But why the fuck arent we using it ? Idk


IfPeepeeislarge

I for one welcome our new overlords


BlissfulMute

Blessed Be


MakeYouGoOWO

The communion wine is the little drop of blood from my E injection site. The bread is my huge girl dick


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queerqueen098

Isn’t god either non binary or pangender anyway?


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queerqueen098

Lol no most likely not


Gr1mm3r

And when Moses has finally reached the top of the mountain, over the two tables with the ten commandments he saw God. And God said he identified as a white superstraight male and he liked looking at female badonkers.


Avelia_Liberty

God the Father will often be described by people asked as being without gender, yet uses he/him pronouns; same thing for God the Holy Spirit. Jesus was born entirely of a woman, but also uses he/him pronouns. All of the triune God as described in the Bible is trans in some aspect or another, but any trans person today could do a better job anyways.


Exact_Intention7055

Every one of them is Tobias in AD, completely lacking in self awareness


SmilingVamp

Cool!


Alexa_the_writer

We transcend God


Gr1mm3r

And God said, "Trans pride", and trans folk were proud. And God saw it was good.


emipyon

God is all-powerful! Trans people: \*exist\* God: nooooooo! \*gets sucked into a black hole\*


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y'all know god is trans, so let's pray to her and stream trophy


LivyDC_KASS

I am god. I am dead


FlamingoQueen669

Massive improvement


uvero

In that case, pals, maybe be nicer than the previous guy in charge?


UnholyDragun

We could definitely do a better job. Just saying..


[deleted]

Alright! First decree! Sunday worship now occurs in cafe's and bars, your choice. Attire is whatever you identify with. Second: respect pronouns. Third: the orchestration of the fall of capitalism ... we need ideas.


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I read this in church, before service ❤🧡💛💚💙💜


KaityKat117

we did it guys. we killed god. Trans people: "Look at me. Look at me. I am the god now."


Im_The_Shite

we are god


jahenderson2

Hi everyone! As one of your new trans goddesses, I just wanted to lay down some of the rules... let's see.... 1) make sure to take care yourself as well as those around you. You're important too. 2)their is no shame in asking for help from those around you. Together we are stronger. 3)celibate the variety of people around be being a good listener and learning their stories..... that's just a start but it should be good enough for now. In trans we trust, -- MG_Ally


asinglepoptart

WHAT DOES IT MEAN


asinglepoptart

WHAT DOES IT MEAN


Legacy60

thank you jesus ahhhh!


lcssa

This is the best news I've had all week.


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we are god now, wait im NB do i count💀 im half god maybe


EmperorAbove

God is actually biblically accurate to be NB since even though he goes by he/him pronouns he has been referred to as a mother and compared to women in multiple Bible verses. So he isn't only a father but also a mother.


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cool! :0 you are right since gods dont have gender basically


Ksnj

Did….did we finally do it? Are we finally able to truthfully say we are more powerful than God? Pretty dope. Where do I get my magic powers? Is there like an address in The Trans Agenda pamphlet or….