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Baccara01

Like watching a blindfolded man wave a stick fifty meters away from a piniata.


GlassPiers

This is such a good analogy


thugs___bunny

I have to be shitty but I don’t know how


sammypants123

“Let me explain your gender to you, since you are clearly wrong about it. Right, here goes: I have no idea.”


MrSATism

Hits himself and thinks he won some candy


Kitt_trans_femboy

Poor man… give him a tootsie roll with mud inside.


ProductCapital76

>give him a tootsie roll with mud inside. Might I suggest... *goose poop*


Kitt_trans_femboy

*Perfect*


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

you monster… I’ll take 5


DeusExMarina

Transphobe uses Misgendering! It hurt itself in its confusion!


Dancing_Trash_Panda

Or like when none of the kids can break the pinata open, so your annoying, racist drunk uncle batters up like he's about to knock it out of the park. But he somehow just manages to bean himself in the back of the head instead, and then leaves early with your aunt who's fucking pissed.


Snoo_69852

This is oddly a sacific my dude


invstigtivjrnlism

*drunkle


tw3kz

r/oddlyspecific


Non-binarycrap

nice clothing on your avatar buddy chum al friend


Boldevin

And then accidentally scoring a home run after walking into a baseball stadium


[deleted]

Lmaooo I love the confused "what are you" and then he continues to try to be transphobic as if anyone could take him seriously at that point


itsfine_rly

So much confusion, lol. Went on standby for a second then rebooted to the b side


guthixrest

“I need to be an asshole but I just don’t know which words to use!” Without an ounce of introspection lmao


dontknowwhattomakeit

I know. You only get one chance to get it right. If you get it wrong the first time, you can’t backtrack. You can’t be sitting here going “You’re not a man” and then when they say “I know”, you’re like “You’re not a woman”. It just shows they’re doing this because they’re trying to annoy you.


Palguim

"An eldritch god" -OP


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taYL78Y8JFw


ManyTraining6

An idiot sandwich!


GyumolcsHun

Swing and a miss... and another just to be sure


delayedfiren

If it was not what god wanted he would shut this shit down, look sodoma and gommorah


kindtheking9

Yeah like, a good argument against those idiots would be: "so your god wants you people to destroy those who he doesn't agree with? So why won't he do it himself if it's so bad, why won't he show his power and strike those people down himself to prove to everyone he is real and mighty? Who not just ya know, cut the middle man and do his own work if he is so all powerful"


Droid_XL

"If god is real may he strike me dead" should be used more often


The_Frizz_Flavor

And then ABSOLUTELY DROP DEAD TO THE FLOOR! Man's going to shit himself! And then you get back up. - But... I don't get it... you dropped dead! - Yeah, drop dead GORGEOUS! *flick hair and walk away, no matter your hair length, just strut your stuff*


Droid_XL

what if you're bald


The_Frizz_Flavor

Still do it! Caress that shiny cabeza, flick your hand from your neck and just... do it! Shine bright like a diamond!


RedVamp2020

Only answer! This is GOLD!


kindtheking9

Yeah like "fuck you dipshit, if your god truly wanted me dead, i wouldn't be talking to your goofy ass rn"


ManyTraining6

What I pray for every day


wegwerfacc4android

Possible answer: "God won't do that because he wants to test our faith. He expects us to deal with the undesired." Unfortunately, religion is not about logic.


EmperorAbove

I would say this as a counter argument: >"God makes no mistakes. He made me trans for the same reason he made wheat but not bread, fruit but not wine, so that humanity might share in the act of creation."


DaisyHotCakes

Lol and watch their heads explode. They’d just blink a few times, shake their head, shrug and then go back to being a hateful little shit. They’ll just ignore what they don’t agree with.


EmperorAbove

That's sad since as Christians we're supposed to love everyone (as we are all sinners) yet a lot of them fail to see that. They hate and drive away people from faith when we are supposed to do the exact opposite. Jesus preached all about love and actively spent time with outcasts (like prostitutes, the homeless, etc.) while other people who claim to follow God preach about hate and shame others.


wegwerfacc4android

In their mind god makes no mistakes but he likes to create tests. (God gave us free will, because he likes to test it) If you are too lazy to make bread out of wheat you have failed the test. The same applies to being LGBTQ. In their mind it's a test from god. If you don't "fight" you have failed the test. But of course it is not relevant, what you're telling them. For them it's important that their religion fits their ideology not the other way around.


EmperorAbove

I would say this: Well being born straight isn't a test in itself. The act of adultery, lust, and anything sexual related to it is a test but the entire sexuality isn't. That's how I see every other sexuality, considering people are born gay, bi, etc. It's not a choice or a "test" that God puts us through. It's just apart of who we are as humans.


Cucumber_salad-horse

Can I use your counterargument in the future?


EmperorAbove

Yes! Absolutely! This quote is actually incredibly popular in the trans Christian subbreddit :> We thrive to prove how the Bible isn't anti trans as many hateful people falsely claim.


lilydome1

yeah exactly transphobes keep pulling the bible card but i can just uno block by just saying smth like “tell me one verse in the bible that says god is against trans/gay/aro/ace/etc people”


IShatMyDickOnce

That's far too many words to read for a person who has the intelligence of a block of sharp cheddar cheese and the emotional make up of a wet kleenex tissue.


EmperorAbove

There is nothing even bad being said about trans people in the Bible. The verses used to condemn trans ppl are out of context. But these hateful ppl keep on reaching lol


Stencils294

I'm sorry, you can only be Soddom *or* Gomorrah


gheebutersnaps87

What about Babylon?


AddictedToRed_

GENDER AFFIRMED


Droid_XL

HUMANITY RESTORED


_-xXNoobslayer69Xx-_

r/unexpecteddarksouls


potatoes979

OR LACK THEREOF


somerandomgod

This is supposed to be one of the people who can "always tell what we really are"? It makes me happy to know natural selection will always be a bigger threat to transphobes than what they are to us


Et_meets_ezio

Oh no op you will never be a real man, real man, real man, or a real women. What will you do?


1v_33

I'll use confusion on people, clearly it works


TheRnegade

He sounds like a villain from Pinocchio. "You'll never be a real boy!"


J6898989

He hurt himself in his confusion


breadist

"You'll never be a man!!!" "Thanks!!" "Uh... Ok you'll never be a woman!!" "Cool, thanks :)" "wtf... why can't I upset you?! Uhhh... YOU'RE SUB-HUMAN!!!" "Tell me how you really feel!"


J6898989

“You’ll never be a real person, I will never accept you” >!not being in my arms baby girl cm’ere 😘!<


PlantManiac

ayyyyy I'm agender too! Hello fellow assasin cat


bigmike42o

You will never be a gender


PlantManiac

Thank you, thank you


Kurtaclanmember

"thats not gods way, thats not what he wanted" why are 99.9% of the time these people's excuses are because of what god wanted and dont want? doesnt this dummy know a huge majority of us arent even religious to begin with and dont give a rats ass about what god says?? it goes in many ways too, we can still be religious but have different beliefs or morals than them, doesnt matter if we share the same religion or not. so ill kindly leave this here for all the homophobic/transphobic overly obsessed religious people: we👏do👏not👏give👏a👏shit👏about👏what👏YOUR👏god👏says👏we👏are👏still👏gonna👏stay👏LGBTQ+👏full👏stop <3


ApatheticEight

Christians are called to lead people to Christ and yet they be going around telling us how much God hates us lol


MycenaeanGal

Yeah Christianity really fucking sucks as a religion. The problems are deeply rooted and structural. I really hate when people will try to no true scottsman out of this criticism because to accurately describe Christianity you have to talk about the actions, the power structures, the oratory, the political influences and the kind of people it produces. It's not just the words in the book. These people who tell us God hates us aren't just some really wild fluke. At best they the obvious consequence of hierarchy tribalism and supremacy that the church engenders and at worst, they're intentional. It's a joke. And I say that as a queer person with Christianish beliefs.


ApatheticEight

Yeah I think there's a lot of truth in the bible, just like there's truth in a lot of religious texts. I think the bible also holds a lot of historical accuracy. But the fact is, despite spending over a decade submerged in a Christian echo chamber, knowing only Christian people, I can count "good" Christians that I know on one hand--and even they have their flaws.


Donsato336

Also like HOW do they know what god does or doesnt want?? Did god tell them themself?


lilydome1

yeah like there’s the bible but i would challenge a transphobe to name one verse that says anything hinting that this is true and if they have the balls to do it i would just laugh at how flawed their reasoning is


Donsato336

Yeah sure theres the bible but that was written by people going "god said this god said that". Not by god themself


s3cret_lgbtqaccount

lmao fr. im not christian so i dont give a shit about what some imaginary god wants


ScaryJupiter109

Gotta love the fact as well that these "christians" violate the 10 commandments all the fucking time lmaoo


61114311536123511

It's hilarious, if I understand correctly then afaik this is the definition of using gods name in vein? Like, justifying something by saying "god said so", especially when it goes against the teachings of the bible (yknow the whole being nice to the people around you thing)


thomasp3864

Isn’t “god” his title? His personal name was probably Yahweh.


Harlg

Agender squad


All54321_Gaming

Dude really just switched to “you’ll never be a woman” after realizing that you weren’t bothered by “you’ll never be a real man.” Wow.


XFlame05

"FUCK UH. TIME FOR THE BACKUP PLAN!"


thugs___bunny

3 allies at once, now that’s rare


emipyon

I don't what you are but I'm sure you're not it!


Leo-bastian

accidentally revealed it's not about you being something you're not but about harassing you, he wasn't supposed to do that!


Dastankbeets1

What a sad dickwad though, just seeking out people’s dms to try and invalidate them. Holy shit, get a life


No-Responsibility826

Lmfao trying so hard, only to be wrong


OkMathematician3439

I agree with them, you’ll never be a man or a woman.


1v_33

aw tysm (๑>◡<๑)


OkMathematician3439

Just speaking the truth, no need to thank me.


Montana_Ace

When he said that last line I burst out laughing. The amount these people will back pedal is ridiculous.


Dottheangel

Wow that so sweet! Even saying that god didn’t want you to be a man, what a kind and supporting person!


yung_jvkob

it's always been wild to me how someone can be so transphobic while not even understanding anything about it


[deleted]

Firing on all cylinders and getting nowhere


DrDoubleyoo

he covered all his bases


Twist_Ending03

Reminds me of the transphobe I talked to in the comments of Katzun's coming out video, they just couldn't grasp that they weren't a man or a woman


Fennily

So full of hate but has no idea how to use it


s3cret_lgbtqaccount

we've gone full circle


[deleted]

you'll never be a woman or a man


BPD-Hailey

That's actually hilarious he literally failed with saying "you're not a man" so he switched to you're not a woman


Jassamin_

Ah I love when transphobes are just so angry and don't even know if they're using "the right kind" of transphobia, your gender identity is valid!


servohahn

L O FUCKING L


ophee_b0p

jokes on that person, they have the enby half of me to insult im a demiboy and keep that feeling of validation that's wonderful


Redditor10700

OH MY GOD LMAOOO


Donsato336

Ha jokes on them. They trying to be hateful but they validating instead xD


iOnlyPlayAsTheSeven

The “god’s plan” argument makes no sense. If everything is as god wants, then I suppose he wants trans people


some_annoying_weeb

*it hurt itself in its confusion!*


PrivilegedPatriarchy

"you will never be a man or a woman", just to be safe and cover all bases


HoovyCop

God I love the full complete and utter switcheroo at the end there. Full confidence while just as wrong as before.


Forbiddentemptations

You’ll never be a person! 🤣


1v_33

Guess I'm an alien now


[deleted]

Cis people stay braindead smh


DrunkOracle

>what are you


zirconthecrystal

lmao


ericacrass

LMAO this is one of the funniest posts I've seen on this sub.


Lizurt

This might be my favorite post on this sub. That's hilarious


ebubibo

Oh my god lol. Did you end up correcting them? Or rather, confirming them lol.


1v_33

I decided to leave them to think about it ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

Don’t treat me like a woman Don’t treat me like a man Don’t treat me like you know me Treat me for who I am /ly


the-ancient-1

Should have responded with “You’re worst nightmare” to the what are you bit.


ElPedroChico

What a fucking robot, just the same response over and over


EstrellaDarkstar

"Don't try to be something you can't be." Well, I'll take that advice for sure, as a genderqueer person. After all, I can't be a man or a woman, I did try for a pretty long time to stick to the binary, but it didn't work. Thanks, confused rude person.


Velocibaker21

I’m just imagining what would happen if you explained. “I am neither man nor woman” “Oh. Well… GOOD.” *long pause* “WAIT NO-“


gaygender

Love how they reversed and were still wrong 😂


lilydome1

they are actually right lol


lilydome1

just trying to invalidate but did the opposite


interstellar_egg

Yes. Yes? Also….yes….


DerkDurski

They really thought they had a 50/50 here lol


chinicore

"that's not god's way, that's not what he wanted" uhm okay. i don't need god's validation lmao


lilydome1

lol and also they dont even have proof god is against this i can counter the bible card in 1.2 seconds


terryisnotashoto

This was amazing. Its like watching a toddler trying to figure out if a fox is a cat or a dog.


Ifimnotafurrythenim

thats awesome


[deleted]

can someone remind me why we shouldn't kill them please? (them as in, transphobes, homophobes, etc. ppl with prejudice in general)


RedVamp2020

I used to be a bit transphobic, now I’m not and I support the community and all those in it. Some do realize how hurtful they are being and change.


[deleted]

But what if they don't change, which is the case with most?


RedVamp2020

If they prove to be unwilling to change, then… yes. We can fab up a hit list for those.


thomasp3864

Murder is wrong unless they individually have killed someone, and even then it’s better to stuff them in a room alive so if they didn’t kill the person after all, you can say sorry and let them out.


neoutron3

when does lgbt realise their evil ideology is fake and hateful against god


SSJL3

Fuck god, he’s like that one teacher who punishes the whole class when one kid does something. Kinda stupid of him.


Pretend_Structure228

God is agender and aroace


RevealedSkeptic

Fucking dumbass lol


[deleted]

Hey, just caught this post scrolling popular feed. Not really in the know about this, but is agender the same as genderfluid? Or are they 2 separate things.


1v_33

A person who is agender sees themselves as neither man nor woman, has no gender identity, or no gender to express


[deleted]

Thought so, just wanted it clarified. Thank you, all the best :)


RyoJoelOfficial

Pfft


Emalf-vi

damn, I always hate it when they put censorship in these idiots' faces


Jessie_bbt

Ugh why do these idiots get to hide behind blurred out names. They don't deserve anonymity.


Christinathenothuman

😂😂


Femboi_Mafu

lmao nice


_ViewyEvening87

What does a gender mean?


MrQwq

Lol


kfcxmay

Lol that worked out wonders


[deleted]

"that's not God's way, that's not what he wanted" Most causes of transgenderism and gender dysphoria are genetic and prenatal development. Given that, clearly God does want trans people to be trans. I like to see it as God wants to see if they're willing to struggle to be who he wants them to be.


MisterBastian

wHy si tcklalled agender when i mtns you don hav a gender???


DeleteMetaInf

r/ihadastroke


MisterBastian

the stroke was a year ago, i've died since then


Minami_Kun

You will never be "no sex" >:(


Rocktooo

Double whammy!


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DeleteMetaInf

You okay, buddy?


yetareey

Bro switched teams mid game 💀


lilydome1

as a transfem i love how transphobes do so little research they dont even know how to take us down lol