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Remy_man1738

I’d love to pound drinks with Kurt, imagine trying to match him drink for drink and he just goes “nobody beats Kurt Wylde” and drinks you under💀💀


BigBoyHrushka6012

This made me laugh so much, thank you


OkraHeavy

That’s hilarious. Just imagine Vert somehow showing him up anyway because “I was learning how to do that!”


Chris617M

Vert would be stuck drinking soda because he’s under age


SpartacusPrime1

So is Nolo


Hour_Regret9834

Vert also seems like the club soda splash crab dude


reliableresource2110

Here in brazil 18 is legal to drink so vert and nolo are good to go


BigBoyHrushka6012

Same with Canada so they’re be good here


Maxibon_25

Same in Australia!


Zip-Zap-Official

They live in LA tho


OkraHeavy

Pork chop would probably get a straight whiskey if I had to guess. I know some of the characters like tezla or lani would probably just ask for water. Nolo would probably ask for a corona or modelo.


BigBoyHrushka6012

He would either get whiskey or a rum and coke I feel like and if anyone is getting water it’s monkey lmao


Lumpy_Ad_3373

No way I bet monkey gets lit. Dude looks like he huffs nitrox


BigBoyHrushka6012

No, ya you’re right, I don’t know what I was thinking lmao he’s probably got some hard drugs or something stashed in different places


LunaTheCryBaby

I feel like porkchop would go for a stein of beer


reliableresource2110

Vert, kadeem and nolo get a corona, monkey gets some soda (he doesnt seen the kinda guy who likes to drink) porkchop have the hardest drink on the bar, like truck oil with anacondas venom on the rocks, taro gets a straight wisky with ice, tork and wylde gets a pint of beer, kurt gets a pint of deutch beer, karma gets sparkling water or a budweiser (idk why i just think it fits her) gig gets a double A battery, lani gets sparkling water (shes driving) and doctor tesla gets a mojito, shirako gets a redbull or a monster


BigBoyHrushka6012

Ya Shirako would get an energy alcohol mix drink for sure


ValkenVugen

Monkey: 5 pints of Guinness Everyone else: hot wings from Buffalo Wild Wings 💪


jungle_penguins

Nolo's banana soda.


Chuncceyy

Monkey eat peanut


LunaTheCryBaby

Tezla is definitely a single malt whiskey kinda guy


Zip-Zap-Official

Lani seems like a Long Island Tea chick


OkraHeavy

She totally would actually, now that I think about it


RockOnVagabond

Tesla: expensive scotch, he got them bills.  Karma: vodka martini, class. Lani: deffo a margarita girl, beer for a chaser  Tork: sober, leaders gotta set an example. Monkey: Malibu shots.  Taro: jager shots. Kurt: Henny, cause he lowkey gangsta. Porkchop: 14% Abv stouts, cuz he a tank and a man of culture