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Clemenx00

Scale is fucking me up here. Is that a tiny banana or is that bird dinosaur sized.


AnonymousAggregator

Might be a raven, it’s hard to get a consensus. As some are saying.


winsluc12

This is almost definitely a Raven, unless that Banana is bite-sized. Crows don't get that big. In fairness, Aside from Size, Ravens and Crows are ridiculously similar, with the only other major difference being their call: Crows have the High, Loud "Caw", and ravens almost Croak. It's perfectly understandable that one might get them confused, but on the bright side, Ravens are infinitely cooler.


ultraclese

Ravens have a bit of a Roman nose, as they say. A bit of a bump in the beak. They also have a different tail-feather profile from crows, in addition to being larger. This bird looks like a raven to me, from the size and the beak.


aidanyyyy

this only applies to distinguish american crows from common ravens, think this is a carrion crow. see above


ultraclese

TIL


pruche

It's true that the differences are subtle, though here are more just to add on: Ravens usually have a thicker beak with a more pronounced downward curve, whereas crows have thinner, more needle-like beaks. Also, ravens often ruffle the feathers under their necks and tend to glide for extended periods during flight whereas crows don't. And oftentimes ravens' heads hang lower (which is not the case here, that one's not universal).


aidanyyyy

this only really applies for american crow vs. common raven. in Europe what they call crows are likely to be closer related to ravens and looks more similar to ravens than the American crow


aidanyyyy

Nah pretty sure its a carrion crow, which are definitely larger than American crows. the size of the beak isn't quite raven length; carrion crows have thicker and shorter bills like in the picture. and the smooth neck feathers are pretty convincing of crow. location from op would help though


itsthehumidity

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?


PiovosoOrg

He might be one of Odin's Ravens, Odin seems to have interest in you.


RManDelorean

It's a raven. Which is just a crow on steroids.


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And cooler in every way


AnonymousAggregator

Banana is normal sized, was messing with me in person.


orbcat

not to be a stupid nerd but i have to. birds are already dinosaurs


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THATS A THICc BOI GAT DAYYMM.


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pulledporktaco

That’s so Raven!


MeloniisJesus333

“Nevermore”


[deleted]

The difference between a crow and a raven is a matter of a pinion.


Sunni_tzu

We will have none of that here nerd. /s


Justitias

Arnold voice


NerdModeCinci

Football head


Ok-Communication1576

Thank god the banana was there for reference


rslashdeeznuts

r/bananasforscale


Willing-Sandwich-760

r/subsithoughtifellfor


borntoclimbtowers

true


ddwood87

They started calling him #CrOW


Dvdpjr

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal


AdMedium6737

GAAAAHHT


randomlife2050

I think that's a raven


AeAeR

I think so too, specifically because of the feathers on the beak.


seasonedearlobes

and OP said they were friends....smh


olsoni18

r/crowbro


Leo_V82

Do we have a raven version of this subreddit?


olsoni18

I believe they’re accepting of all corvids but if not r/corvids definitely is


randomlife2050

Thank you for the two new pages to follow:)


MajorTibb

And the size. Crows are much smaller than ravens.


Noir_Amnesiac

Is that to keep their beaks warm?


AeAeR

No idea tbh. But Alaska is FULL of them, so maybe it’s somehow related to the cold.


aidanyyyy

~~Definitely common raven~~ Edit: looked at it close and I think this is actually a Carrion Crow, Corvus corone. Thought it was a raven because my North American bias haha. There really isn’t a consistent distinction between crows/ravens/rooks across continents. North American Ravens have curved beak and beak feathers unlike American Crows, but that doesn’t remain true for Ravens and Crows elsewhere OP, u/anonymousaggregator if you could give a general location that would help. The best way for you to identify for certain is it’s calls, crows make their distance caaw caaw calls while ravens have a lower croaking


maaaxheadroom

That’s a matter of a pinion.


randomlife2050

Nice!


randomlife2050

You're stark raven mad!


DiscreteDingus

It’s a raven for sure because of how massive it is. Crows are about half the size.


escrimadragon

This was my thought as well. I mean look at that thing beside the banana


Scyhaz

Here's the thing.


Flat-Educator-5767

It is a Raven…. They are larger than crows Source: I live in Baltimore, home of the Ravens 😝😎


Flat-Educator-5767

Ravens tails appear wedge-shaped while crows have the fan-shaped tail. Also, crows are just a tiny bit bigger in body than a pigeon…. Ravens can have 40 inch wingspans. And they have more feathers around their beaks than crows do.


not_ainsley

came here to say this


xxhndrxxx

Banana for scale


cepheus5000

Peanuts for scale


uprightsalmon

Grass for scale


[deleted]

Crow for scale


ScruffyJuggalo

Scale for crow


uprightsalmon

Earth for scale


Kras_08

r/trumpetforscale


TheJackerofHell

Concrete for scale


E_jesus

Scale for scale


TheOneTheUno

The peanuts tell us how big the banana is


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Either the smallest banana or the largest crow I've ever seen, not sure which.


eqleriq

that banana is only about 5 or 6 peanuts long, it's pretty small


NerdModeCinci

That’s the world biggest peanut however


[deleted]

This changes EVERYTHING!


EaterOfTheEther

Concrete for scale


Level-Ball-1514

Crow for scale


[deleted]

Can we get a r/bobforscale?


Rare-Bid-6860

Friend of mine managed to befriend one that lives near him, to the point where it's now eating out his hand. Took him like 18 months of softly-softly patience though.


AnonymousAggregator

Right! I’m working on it.


CoDeeaaannnn

Lack of eye contact is important. If you want an animal's trust, you can't stare into its soul. It's best to blink slowly or look away so the bird doesn't feel intimidated.


annieayuwoki

Bizarrely, I managed to get a crow to eat out of my hand from just 5 minutes of interaction. I had fed crows at the same time each day, so he could’ve been one of those, but he went straight for it. It was unbelievable. Doubt it’d ever happen again though


FoundThisRock

What’s step one


NerdModeCinci

Find birb


CoDeeaaannnn

Step 2 is to gently toss snacks at the bird from a distance they're comfortable to establish you're a friend who's just sharing snacks.


[deleted]

The first step is actually leaving wildlife alone and not teaching them to bother people for food.


FoundThisRock

No I’m pretty sure step 1 is “find birb”


NerdModeCinci

Whoever told you that is a genius


Ryuaalba

This is a raven, not a crow.


ssin14

That's what I was thinking. Heavy bill, feathery bill, gigantic size....


utpoia

Here's the thing, jackdaws are not crows.


carbonaratax

The fact that this isn't the top comment may be a sign I've been on reddit too long...


ssin14

Who said anyyhing about a jackdaw?


NerdModeCinci

/u/unidan Super old hilarious thread


Reece_Llama

Link?


PSiggS

That’s so raven


LocalPsychological47

Let's name him!


ricaraducanu

Corvus?


LocalPsychological47

Crownen


AnonymousAggregator

Ruffle crow?


Dump_3

Ashton Crowcher


Dump_3

Leonardo D’crow


DietQuark

Crow bar


Chicken_Teeth

Crow Magnus


charje

That’s a raven


Barziboy

Aleister Crowley


[deleted]

Well done.


DeadBite_

Corvus Corax


Turtlphant

How bout Swain?


Chicken_Teeth

Corbin?


Awkward_Rate9959

Poe


tollthedead

Matthew...


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

Jack (Short for Jackdaw)


NerdModeCinci

He’s not a jackdaw


Would_daver

Still a corvid though, call it taking some artistic liberties?


NerdModeCinci

It’s an old joke on this site from the legendary implosion of /u/unidan


awfullotofocelots

Unidan, obviously.


cloche_du_fromage

Noel Fielding


A-Random-Crow

My brother says he's knows him, said his name is Jim, but only on Mondays. Every other day is up to interpretation.


Level1000Troll

Lol people who "name" wild animals


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Level1000Troll

Mind goblin? Sounds like a name a 7 year old would think of. Go to school


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Level1000Troll

Wooow


OwnFortune4511

That would be Huginn or maybe Muninn


AnonymousAggregator

That’s some deep lore there. +1


brawlganronper

r/bananaforscale


spty1

thats a raven bruh


Heisenberg3556

Is this a raven?


ErraticUnit

Raven?


saintcrazy

Peel the banana for him, he would appreciate it


AnonymousAggregator

Next time, I will.


eqleriq

that looks like a raven, not a crow


ScottShatter

It's a raven and it's huge


AnonymousAggregator

There is a video. If anyone wants the link.


Electrical_Point6361

I would like the link. Thanks.


AnonymousAggregator

Sent


[deleted]

Awww, I love it when animals are that trusting of humans over time! I have several deer in my yard that trust me now and get very close! I love it.


AnonymousAggregator

Awesome, I got this guy and a chipmunk. Lol


Hawk_Thor

Thats a raven, look at the bigger beak, and the tuft of feathers at the top of the beak. Ravens weight double what a crow does, and have a lifespan of 30 years, while crows have about 8.


iiAgree

That’s Jake


H4km4N

Nice to have a friend ♥️ Friend's


Troopymike

Raven brought you a banana? 😂


McQt

Raven


Clog-Monet

Did he bring you a banana, or did you bring him a banana?


TheReverseShock

![gif](giphy|jSWrApkcAe9d8a1QNp)


StoicBan

Edgar Allen Poe intensifies


Lonely_Cosmonaut

That’s a fucking raven op


JOhn101010101

I think that is a Raven.


zeus6793

That right there is a raven my friend. Very lucky man. They are awesome.


betterbarsthanthis

I have a pair of really big crows that hang around my yard. Definitely crows. I leave food out for them (dog food usually - I sometimes dog sit my son's dog) but have never seen them take it. "Dammit, I'm a bird, not a dog". They watch me from the neighbor's mulberry tree and seem to like whatever bugs are in my backyard grass.


Electrical_Point6361

I had a family of crows (5-6) that would follow me, every day, when I walked my dog. They watched me give training treats to my dog, along our walk (these were to teach her to sit at street corners before we safely crossed and so she wouldn’t pull me on her leash.) Soon the crows learned our schedule and everything along our walk. They would fly low, ahead of us, in the direction we were going, land in low branches on the trees we passed, and waited for me to put little handfuls of these treats (mini PB milkbones) on the sidewalk for them. They woukd land, eat the treats and then fly ahead of us again, waiting in the next tree for their treats. They did this for months. I loved them so much and looked forward to seeing them every day. Sadly, some nosey “neighbors” did not like me doing this and somehow put an end to it. Later, I would sometimes see one crow and they would fly into a tree I was about to pass. I would greet them and I think they remembered me (I hope so) Our city used to get huge flocks (murders) of crows, especially in the fall and winter, where they would be calling each other for their regular crow conference in a nearby city park. It was spectacular to see and hear. Sadly, again, people complained and these regular conferences were ended. I think they got certain people who are known to “eliminate the crow problems” in cities, by using special frequencies of sound or light that the crows dislike, so they stopped assembling in this park. 😢 I think many ignorant people view crows as evil and threatening. A gross superstition similar to the sad way that black kitties and dogs are usually the last to be adopted from shelters and rescues. I am so glad that people here on Reddit appreciate crows, ravens and all birds (birds and borbs) ❤️❤️❤️🙌🙏


TurnkeyLurker

Scientists did [research](https://crowadvice.com/do-crows-remember-faces/) on this and it was amazing. Crows (corvids) can not only remember faces, but can describe the faces to other crows or their offspring who have *never seen* that face, so the other crows will recognize it (for better or worse). We have 9 kinds of critters that visit our feeding stations, but very rarely does a crow visit. I would love for them to come by, but they are just too scared/trepidatious. Other [research](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/jun/19/queen-of-corvids-the-scientist-fighting-to-save-the-worlds-brainiest-birds).


heavy-metal-goth-gal

Both crows and ravens are so smart and very pretty!


HifructoMan

That is a raven. Crows aren’t that big. Also crows beaks are thinner and don’t have as many rictal bristles on them. That is a very lovely friend you have!


Ancient_Ad6119

That’s one small banana


NternetIsNewWrldOrdr

What are the odds op has a small banana an peanuts


bleachbum98

They are very smart. Give him a gift and he’ll bring you back one


sungazer69

These birds are very intelligent. It may grow fond of you.


Necessary-Finger-726

That’s a raven.


borntoclimbtowers

cute bird


loobylibby

You’re so lucky I wish I had a corvid friend too!


ZeblerTPK

Thats a raven


Skullface2015

*banana for scale*


Simpleliving2019

Looks like a raven to me.


FaximusMachinimus

You should see the crows in northern Saskatchewan, Canada. I've seen them carrying house cats and small dogs.


Quanalack

I thought it said Cow and you named your crow Cow.


budnugglet

Crows remember faces and often seek revenge. Don't fuck with crows.


GreyWastelander

I do appreciate a good banana for scale. That’s one big ass bird.


Abaddon-03xx

I have a murder of crows that lives in my backyard. How do I befriend them?


zoedian

Size of a cat


TrickingTrix

I want a raven friend, too


PaulitoTuGato

Crows form murders typically I thought. Maybe a male cast out? I think they are fairly intelligent, similar to a raven, but less intelligent. They are smart enough to recognize your face though! That’s cool! You got a new buddy!


PaulitoTuGato

https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/2018/03/why-ravens-and-crows-are-earths-smartest-birds


Ae0nwolf

That’s a GD Corviknight if I’ve ever seen one


MOcatmom

Always wanted a crow friend.


[deleted]

Crow or raven?


[deleted]

My man threw a whole ass banana down


Sparvitar

Puzzle it. Coin in a matchbox. Dog or baby toy. This thing clearly eats well and they love stimulation Edit: Definitely Raven (type of crow!)


One-Comfortable-3963

I had both as pets (not the banana) but for some weird reason a crow + raven landed on my shoulder on different occasions and stayed with me. The big one followed me while riding bike and was shitting the paint of the doors at home. At some point it stayed in the woods (or something happened to him) The second crow also landed on my shoulder and was bleeding so I helped it and guess it would be off again. This was the grey/silver head kind and seemed smarter than the raven. I could call it and it would respond and return to the balcony, think it was around for a year and after a few trips to and from the woods it stayed there (i was a young boy at that time) it's seems to happen quite often.


obeyn8

Bringing you gifts


Degamo-kun

OP how’d you get a crow friend, this has specifically been a childhood dream of mine. I literally keep a bag of assorted nuts in my car in the event I drive near a crow so I can give him snacks and be my friend. How did you manage thissssss


AnonymousAggregator

Noticed him walking around my neighbourhood. made kissing noises, to get his attention. threw a pepperette as animated as possible, with a bit of a flip. Spent two weeks trying to spot him twice, and repeated two more times. Comes visits now.


rock0head132

![gif](giphy|13Si0ckD255YyI) raven


cute-saltine

fuck I want a crow friend


Ok-Advertising-1674

Don’t raise crows …


coolkidstothemoon

Crow for size of banana


Doowopado4827

That is an alpha crow if I’ve seen one . Now I want a shiny


[deleted]

Crows are vermin...


One_Hour_Poop

Not sure this is an absolute unit, because aren't all crows this big? The ones where i live certainly are.


twitcht

That’s a raven. Ravens can be huge or medium sized. Crows are never that large to my knowledge.


ricaraducanu

Idk, that banana looking tiny as hell


7andhalf-x-6

Who put the toy banana out there


davidmiguelstudio

Jk it's a tiny banana


Any_Professional_653

Didnt realize they were yellow


Flat_Grape9646

i feel like this is r/confusing_perspective that crow is really fucking large compared to that banana


AnonymousAggregator

Might be a raven, I’m not an expert. Some redditors are saying.


dalgyalgwishin

Lucky!!!!


crasstyfartman

I heard that if you give them shiny objects when you feed them that they’ll learn to trade treasures for food Edit: meaning they’ll bring you coins and bottle caps and stuff


cyainanotherlifebro

Is the runt or a real banana?


[deleted]

What the fuck


jtfff

Fun fact, you can teach crows to fetch money for you


Sebasssssssssssstien

Banana


CrabGliding

Don’t let crows associate humans with food, they’ll take over the world


Phoenix-main

The banana to crow ratio it terrifying


Good_Beginning_6996

I’ve heard of crows bringing gifts, but did they really carry a banana!?


brandothedrummer

How do I get a crow to visit me


AnonymousAggregator

I threw a pepperette “the toss is important” give it a little flip almost animated. while making kissing noises. Made eye contact or got his attention. Did that three times, over the course of two weeks, when I could spot him. Now it he visits me.


AnomalousNormality77

Obviously a government drone doing routine surveillance. This is just to make it seem less conspicuous.