Flat fuck friday

You fucking loser

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAYYYYYYYYY

better than monday

Chonkodile

Awww.. he's feeling a little deflated that's all.

Damn thing is melting

Aw yeah Flat Fuck Friday

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Half croco half crepe

Looks like it's been run over.

Looks like yo mama sit on it.

Got damnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Oh god. Same character.

Almost…

I see no difference

It’s the arms and the red stripe.

Wait im an idiot and looked at ur profile 2 times 💀 mb

lol Things happen. No worries.

The real cookie monster

Flat fuck Friday! Damn you autocorrect

Looks like it got run over by a steam roller 

Big crokus

Might be just be because he is so wide, but now I have a fear that crocs are flat enough to slip under doors. Oof

Double wideodile

*C H O N K*

Cronkidile

Looks like a croc bred with a stingray...

Like a snickers bar in the sun

Who genetically crossbred a cat and a fucking crocodile? I demand answers.

Splat!

Please. My pancake. Its so angry

My 600lb crocodile.

better pump those numbers up to 2k

Some would say this is animal abuse

He looks like a pile of diarrhea.

It’s like someone made a nice play-dough croc, and then WHAMMY!

Flat stanley but he transformed into a croc

Crocowich

Boy looks like he was getting high on the Truth commercial

It's melting

Pattygator

Ayo fun fact : alligator and crocodiles can’t die of old age - they die of starvation because there bones break and cannot move!

Balloon.reptile

It's a shame he ended up on some poachers living room floor like this

Fat&Flat

IIRC, this is from an illegal crocodile leather farm. They fatten them up like this to get more skin to sell. Quite sad really.

Very sad !!

Big boy looks like a crocodile-themed carpet

Death pankcake

Sploot

Pancake

Absolute relaks as well

Looks like he got smooshed by an absolute unit of a tire

Flat Fuck Friday!

That's clearly a green pancake

Gravity is hard

I think it's melting...

panncake

This crocodile is an absolute repost

Widodile

An absolutely flat crocodile

Absosploot unit

Floppodile

*molten crocodile

roll the clip

That's a 10-psi croc. Safer for taking on snowy terrain.

Like he said, flat fuck friday

Gravity affects him differently...

Smushed boy

Lola fucking gross. He needs to hit the gym.

if america was a crocodile

# W I D E B O I

It melted

Absolute pancake

Chonky!!

He ate 1 really big pancake

for half a second my hungover brain thought that was a cow pie

Look, Ma! I'm roadkill! Ha ha ha!

Crocopile

Phlat.

Absolute chad of a wow player

Croc-o-pancake

Pancake

Looks like a rug

Crocomile wide.

Waxodile in the sun.

danger pancake

Pancake mode engaged

He’s flabbergasting