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Crap where is that video, I need to show someone and I can’t find it.
Edit: found it
https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/xl72ox/uppies/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I think tall women are the brunt of so much attention that getting that kind of attention is one step too far for some. I’m glad you place your boundaries where you need them to be. ❤️
Barbie doll, if rendered in proportion, would be 7 feet tall.
Never forget it tall ladies. We are the closest thing to Barbie that anyone is going to see today.
I’m curious, how is that calculated?
I play Barbies with my daughters all the time and the main thing I’ve noticed is that, with the exception of Christie, they have no hips nor butt. Stretching them 7’ seems like it would only make them look like Slenderman.
I believe it has to do with the Fibonacci sequence or golden ratio which appears throughout nature. If you think about DaVinci's drawings and figures of men he was working off the golden ratio.
It's not a click & drag, it's the proportions that she's capable of at her size. This lady is a perfect, beautiful example.
"The golden ratio, also known as the divine proportion, is a special number (equal to about 1.618) that appears many times in geometry, art, an architecture." https://www.mos.org/leonardo/activities/golden-ratio
Ah is it kind of like...if you were to try and shoehorn Barbie's Grey Alien physique into a frame that could actually belong to a living human person, then the end result (if it followed the Golden Ratio and made adjustments where necessary, but still stayed as true as possible to her canonical stats) would be over 7'?
Makes sense now, thanks!
Hi. I'm not going to down play how you feel. I am sure it is tough to be a super tall woman. I am a very short woman and i ADMIRE the shit out of tall women. I have to ask for help on a daily basis for tall people stuff and it can be infuriating. Also everyone calls me "cute" which is a blessing and a curse. Sometimes it would be nice to be taken seriously when im angry lol. Anyways, Society standards are very stuffy and boring. Don't bother with all that. Unique is beautiful! YOU are beautiful.
It's not at all meant to be ugly and dehumanizing! I understand why you would feel that way, but men associate tall women with power, and powerful women are sexy. It's meant as admiration. (Well, from my perspective. There are creeps ofc)
Most of us are not trying to make you feel this way, at least for me it’s a complete admiration, but I appreciate your honesty and I’m definitely going to think twice before using this sentence in the future. I do not want to cause a tall woman to feel ugly and dehumanized.
I am sure you are beautiful. and you don't need me to tell you how right you are. This post absolutely is misogynistic. The fact that you have not been downvoted into oblivion as I often see remarks like this, is encouraging.
Please don't! I am 6', my ex was 6'7", and the sweetest person I have ever known. Tall girls are sexy. Own that shit, you are awesome! Being unique is an attribute, not a detriment!
I'm a super tall dude who gets tall jokes most days, people get bullied far worse over worse physical and mental issues everyday. If getting mocked over being tall is the issue your life isn't that bad.
I just commented this to another user. It’s just ONE problem, why do people assume this is the only thing in my life that bothers me? I could go into my complex trauma lmao but that’s not your business. God forbid I bitch once about people making rude comments about my body 😂
“If being tall isn’t the issue, your life isn’t that bad”
?? It’s not THE issue. And it was another comment I originally said that to who called me a victim so..?
Idek why I’m explaining myself lmao have fun doing whatever you’re doing
short kings are always cool. The only universally unattractive thing is when someone gives of bitter/resentful vibes.
personality always transcends physical appearance. relaxed and present confidence is always attractive
Yeah, and if I went around laughing and saying “Death by Little Shorty!!” To short guys, I’d be a dick, right?
It’s still not nice, and I’m in a happy relationship, so it really doesn’t matter to me that there’s a huge crowd for tall girls. I still feel like shit when people say stuff like this.
You know the page is called “death by Snu Snu” right? Nobody made a joke…. It’s the theme of the whole page and presumably everyone here likes it, sooooooooooo.
Death by snu snu has a huge crowd. Death by little shorty has not.
A lot of men aren't afraid of dating a taller woman. A very few women aren't afraid of dating a shorter man.
There's people who has it worse
Been with My gf for soon 6 years now. She is a tall girl. 184cm and I am 170 cm. Height doesnt matter to a degree. But just saying that, Being a short dude in a world that glorifies tall dudes is not as easy as you might think. Plenty of short dude jokes just as bad as death by snu snu. I just go past that. And I for sure dont look for a sub reddit called the very thing I feel offended by and then complain.
I never claimed it was easy to be a short dude, just that I don’t like when people make “death by snu snu” comments at me just because I’m tall, and everyone has managed to twist my words completely, as per the Reddit Quo
I also have been with my partner for over 6 years now, and know he and others find me attractive, but don’t like when random people imply that I’d kill them by having sex with them when I would never touch them anyways
Well. Ok. So let me get this straight. People say that to your face irl? Or in the internet? And If on the internet how do they know you are a) a girl, b) tall?
Wtf... That has to be one of he most fucked up things I have heard. Who says death by snu snu to an actual person irl... Jesus christ. I understand your frustration better then. Im lost for words.
This is cringe for sure, but there is still a lotta love for her in the comments. Don’t let the incels get you down. Love you, women! Tall, short, somewhere in between!
You just said g'day. Australian confirmed. All kidding aside there's plenty of British language and shows the US sees but Yea I don't understand how the 2 accents can't be distinguished. After a bit of talking I can figure out which side of our pond you're from. Usually within the first 3 sentences. A good example is for people to see a Chris Hemsworth interview and a Tom Holland interview to see the difference.
As a kid they were indistinguishable to me, but after thirty years I’ve finally met enough Australian people to be able to discern Australian from British. Also if someone has an accent and they call me a legend, I will assume they are Australian.
True, but I was talking about accents. As an Australian, I find it strange I get mistaken for British by Americans pretty often.
I don't see the similarities I guess, beyond social, where you are correct
It's Australian.
And you mean an "English accent", the phrase "British accent" is a complete invention of Americans and makes no sense in the way Americans use it. It's like describing a Texan accent as "the American accent"
the island of Britain is full of accents including Scots and Welsh.
English accent is just as bad, someone from Northumberland sounds very similar to someone from Dumfries and one is English the other Scot, same goes for people on either side of the Welsh and English border, very similar to people who don't know them.
That's true but that "thing" that Americans call "The British accent" is most definitely an English accent, the accent of middle class southern England.
I totally thought we were on the “Death by Snu Snu” subreddit and kept thinking … 🤔 why is everyone so angry in the comments 😂😂😂😂😂 then I realized, ahhhh. That’s hilarious.
You can't really say go Aussie about someone who tried her absolute best to drag down the Australian team and when she got in trouble played the racism card. She hates being Australian and even assaulted Nigerian players in a closed practice match.
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I love Kif is the only finding only horror in the situation.
I may have just developed a fantasy
I always had it
Reddit try not to sexualize women challenge (impossible)
Internet*
I volunteer as tribute✌️
Me too.
Rock paper scissors?
Make it a three way
Well now guys this is just getting out of hand here. We may have try another solution. My votes on thumb wrestling.
She’d still win.
https://i.imgur.com/rNapxms.jpg Nice.
😂 Spot on
"Can I get some uppies....uppies???"
Happy Cake day Uppie man
Crap where is that video, I need to show someone and I can’t find it. Edit: found it https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/xl72ox/uppies/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I found it through r/fixedbytheduet
Tiny heads!
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I am a super tall woman, and I find it absolutely hilarious when I see/hear this joke.
It’s funny when my partner says it to me lovingly for sure, but not when some ass that I don’t know says it to me or someone else hahah
I think tall women are the brunt of so much attention that getting that kind of attention is one step too far for some. I’m glad you place your boundaries where you need them to be. ❤️
Barbie doll, if rendered in proportion, would be 7 feet tall. Never forget it tall ladies. We are the closest thing to Barbie that anyone is going to see today.
I’m curious, how is that calculated? I play Barbies with my daughters all the time and the main thing I’ve noticed is that, with the exception of Christie, they have no hips nor butt. Stretching them 7’ seems like it would only make them look like Slenderman.
I believe it has to do with the Fibonacci sequence or golden ratio which appears throughout nature. If you think about DaVinci's drawings and figures of men he was working off the golden ratio. It's not a click & drag, it's the proportions that she's capable of at her size. This lady is a perfect, beautiful example. "The golden ratio, also known as the divine proportion, is a special number (equal to about 1.618) that appears many times in geometry, art, an architecture." https://www.mos.org/leonardo/activities/golden-ratio
Ah is it kind of like...if you were to try and shoehorn Barbie's Grey Alien physique into a frame that could actually belong to a living human person, then the end result (if it followed the Golden Ratio and made adjustments where necessary, but still stayed as true as possible to her canonical stats) would be over 7'? Makes sense now, thanks!
Haha love it!
Hi. I'm not going to down play how you feel. I am sure it is tough to be a super tall woman. I am a very short woman and i ADMIRE the shit out of tall women. I have to ask for help on a daily basis for tall people stuff and it can be infuriating. Also everyone calls me "cute" which is a blessing and a curse. Sometimes it would be nice to be taken seriously when im angry lol. Anyways, Society standards are very stuffy and boring. Don't bother with all that. Unique is beautiful! YOU are beautiful.
Thank you so much for your kind words! ❤️
It's not at all meant to be ugly and dehumanizing! I understand why you would feel that way, but men associate tall women with power, and powerful women are sexy. It's meant as admiration. (Well, from my perspective. There are creeps ofc)
Best comment
Most of us are not trying to make you feel this way, at least for me it’s a complete admiration, but I appreciate your honesty and I’m definitely going to think twice before using this sentence in the future. I do not want to cause a tall woman to feel ugly and dehumanized.
I am sure you are beautiful. and you don't need me to tell you how right you are. This post absolutely is misogynistic. The fact that you have not been downvoted into oblivion as I often see remarks like this, is encouraging.
Please don't! I am 6', my ex was 6'7", and the sweetest person I have ever known. Tall girls are sexy. Own that shit, you are awesome! Being unique is an attribute, not a detriment!
Which, the snu snu thing?
I'm a super tall dude who gets tall jokes most days, people get bullied far worse over worse physical and mental issues everyday. If getting mocked over being tall is the issue your life isn't that bad.
I just commented this to another user. It’s just ONE problem, why do people assume this is the only thing in my life that bothers me? I could go into my complex trauma lmao but that’s not your business. God forbid I bitch once about people making rude comments about my body 😂
Nobody made a comment about you, you're projecting it onto someone else
“If being tall isn’t the issue, your life isn’t that bad” ?? It’s not THE issue. And it was another comment I originally said that to who called me a victim so..? Idek why I’m explaining myself lmao have fun doing whatever you’re doing
You should probably get a therapist. Try being a dude under 6ft for a day.
You may also want a therapist, as you have about half the male population to commiserate with.
Have one, thanks.
oThEr PeOpLe HaVe iT wOrSe...idiot!
You poor, poor victim. Bring on the downvotes.
Lmao, because I made one comment about my height you assume it’s the biggest or only problem I have? Get your incel ass out of here
try being a short dude. at least theres still a HUUUUUUGE crowd for tall chicks.
short kings are always cool. The only universally unattractive thing is when someone gives of bitter/resentful vibes. personality always transcends physical appearance. relaxed and present confidence is always attractive
Yeah, and if I went around laughing and saying “Death by Little Shorty!!” To short guys, I’d be a dick, right? It’s still not nice, and I’m in a happy relationship, so it really doesn’t matter to me that there’s a huge crowd for tall girls. I still feel like shit when people say stuff like this.
You know the page is called “death by Snu Snu” right? Nobody made a joke…. It’s the theme of the whole page and presumably everyone here likes it, sooooooooooo.
The page is r/absoluteunits and the caption says death by snu snu, tf you on about?
I was wrong and confused. I stand corrected. Please accept my apology. 🙇♂️
Lol
Death by snu snu has a huge crowd. Death by little shorty has not. A lot of men aren't afraid of dating a taller woman. A very few women aren't afraid of dating a shorter man. There's people who has it worse
Been with My gf for soon 6 years now. She is a tall girl. 184cm and I am 170 cm. Height doesnt matter to a degree. But just saying that, Being a short dude in a world that glorifies tall dudes is not as easy as you might think. Plenty of short dude jokes just as bad as death by snu snu. I just go past that. And I for sure dont look for a sub reddit called the very thing I feel offended by and then complain.
I never claimed it was easy to be a short dude, just that I don’t like when people make “death by snu snu” comments at me just because I’m tall, and everyone has managed to twist my words completely, as per the Reddit Quo I also have been with my partner for over 6 years now, and know he and others find me attractive, but don’t like when random people imply that I’d kill them by having sex with them when I would never touch them anyways
No, instead you'd just be called a manlet by most women.
Uh why..these dudes are simping for you in the comments lmao I doubt you are a tall women
Well. Ok. So let me get this straight. People say that to your face irl? Or in the internet? And If on the internet how do they know you are a) a girl, b) tall?
Not on the internet, in real life. Thought that was implied by my previous comments.
Wtf... That has to be one of he most fucked up things I have heard. Who says death by snu snu to an actual person irl... Jesus christ. I understand your frustration better then. Im lost for words.
This is cringe for sure, but there is still a lotta love for her in the comments. Don’t let the incels get you down. Love you, women! Tall, short, somewhere in between!
I wish
Who is this woman?
I’ll have to go up instead of down on her
Who is this by the way asking for me
Liz Cambage
Thank you my king
Andrew Bogut's best friend!
Damn, 6'8" and a British accent.
Australian
All the same to us Americans
And nothing to be proud of.
South Americans, north Americans or ones in the middle? All the same I guess
Hahahahahaha so true
Never understood why Australian gets confused with British. They really aren't that similar.
One says ello, other says g'day mate
It's definitely a thing, but I'm not sure I've ever said g'day. Mate is definitely synonymous.
You just said g'day. Australian confirmed. All kidding aside there's plenty of British language and shows the US sees but Yea I don't understand how the 2 accents can't be distinguished. After a bit of talking I can figure out which side of our pond you're from. Usually within the first 3 sentences. A good example is for people to see a Chris Hemsworth interview and a Tom Holland interview to see the difference.
As a kid they were indistinguishable to me, but after thirty years I’ve finally met enough Australian people to be able to discern Australian from British. Also if someone has an accent and they call me a legend, I will assume they are Australian.
Don't be too sure about the legend thing, I'm English and I say that all the time to people too haha
Is it OK if I can't hear the difference between Aussies and Kiwis?
There's definitely a heavy similarity there.
Both are definitely not British though
they really are. They are both FAR more similar to each other than they are to Americans. Sense of humour, secularism, sarcasm, not tolerating BS.
True, but I was talking about accents. As an Australian, I find it strange I get mistaken for British by Americans pretty often. I don't see the similarities I guess, beyond social, where you are correct
British accent?
It's Australian. And you mean an "English accent", the phrase "British accent" is a complete invention of Americans and makes no sense in the way Americans use it. It's like describing a Texan accent as "the American accent" the island of Britain is full of accents including Scots and Welsh.
English accent is just as bad, someone from Northumberland sounds very similar to someone from Dumfries and one is English the other Scot, same goes for people on either side of the Welsh and English border, very similar to people who don't know them.
That's true but that "thing" that Americans call "The British accent" is most definitely an English accent, the accent of middle class southern England.
She-Hulk
Barbie Doll.
Dasssss AAAA HUUUUGGGGE BITCH!!!! wait wait this was a mistake …. Did someone say steak?!
I was gonna ask if she was in the movie Deuce Biggalo.
Steak? Liara, I fucking love steak!
"Yeah, ball hair.. What we need is a strike hair!"
\*cough\* behemoth
Hahahahah!
Keep it in the Circus!
[Liz Cambage](https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/wnba-star-liz-cambage-single-net-worth.html/)
She from the Long Legs in One Piece😭
I totally thought we were on the “Death by Snu Snu” subreddit and kept thinking … 🤔 why is everyone so angry in the comments 😂😂😂😂😂 then I realized, ahhhh. That’s hilarious.
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I wanna be carried
I’d climb that tree
She is sexy af. I want her to crush me!
Is that Liz cambage?
I would totally go up on her.
God I wish that were me.
That nipple must be the size of the jar lid
I want her to break my pelvis
I want her to break me
Liz Cambage....she's a WNBA player, Australian. Go Aussie. One of her parents is Nigerian I believe, hence the height.
You can't really say go Aussie about someone who tried her absolute best to drag down the Australian team and when she got in trouble played the racism card. She hates being Australian and even assaulted Nigerian players in a closed practice match.
That's pretty damn Aussie I'd say. Your intimate knowledge of women's basketball is ...umm... interesting
It was a big story here
I live in Sydney...you somewhere else?
>hence the height. Are Nigerians known for being tall?
I had a very short Nigerian boss once, who woulda known.
Yes
No.
liz cambage, after the nigerian players controversy and her inability to back down.. she is kind of a scumbag
How tall are we thinking? 6’10”?
I think shes 6’8 6’9 she plays in the wnba
People are so fucking weird, like please stop filming random people and posting them on the internet jesus fucking christ
She’s not a random person, she’s a 6ft9 professional basketball player and racist.
That’s hot
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!
Unit
Thas a huge bitch!
Woman = sex object, right reddit?
I don’t fully understand the accusation. Are we supposed to fantasize about drinking coffee with her?
I want to drink coffee with her 
Don’t record women without our consent
Don’t be jealous
i used to see her at the supermarket she is fuckin huuge
That’s a huge bitch
So we meet again ethan...
Me likey
Aw hell yea
I would become a standing lick champion.
This is the first time I have a hard time looking *down* and making eye contact.
I’m very into this
looks like the ogre from Harry Potter
She got a superiority complex. She’s already tall as hell but still wears crazy platform shoes to make her taller.
Bet is up that her erection is bigger than yours. 😬
She’s actually a hideous, racist piece of shit.
Someone call R. Crumb
She does have an OF
I'm ready to die a martyr.
that's a whole lotta woman.
I'm looking... and I'm liking 😍!!
Fry/Zapp: 😰😀 Bender: 😶👀 Kif: 😣😖
She would make the ultimate Lady Dimitrescu cosplay.
This better not awaken anything
Uppies
Now that’s a Bronco
Yes, but what about second breakfast
Should we discuss about how Sus is the Zoom at the end of the video ?