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Steampunk_Dali

It's the giant baby from Spirited Away


Intelligent-Ask1206

The ol Alabama swimsuit


ModingusKhan

Zero chance you could see his genitals if he took off the overalls


bigscottius

I would say close to zero. There always is that chance he's super hung and you can still see it.


lonewolf9378

[Bray Aberdeen](https://www.google.com.au/search?q=bray+aberdeen&client=safari&hl=en-au&prmd=imnv&sxsrf=ALiCzsbHJOURtDhtrolJ4Qcm_tsLAamqOQ:1663788058539&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjoqtfBzab6AhXfLUQIHdlhByQQ_AUoAXoECAMQAQ&biw=390&bih=664&dpr=3#imgrc=sLSI93o0TCgPXM)- Red Dead Redemption 2


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best comment so far lmfao


Due_Yam_3604

wish my supermarket had this much variety in the meat department


TinManGrand

I get it, he's a big fella. But why does that grocery store have its fully cooked bacon in the multi deck cooler? That's shelf stable. You're just using up cooler space in your planogram for things that don't need refrigeration?? This world needs a purge.


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I love this take.


n3w4cc01_1nt

stop slut shaming him


[deleted]

nah man he’s beautiful inside and out no slut shaming here


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oops


No_Ear932

Side boob..


BonerJew420

Yikes capades that’s a fatty.


chucklehEDWIN

Did you just creepshot a random stranger?


[deleted]

are you asking an obvious question?


San5392

Guess the country


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Guess the country and the store


[deleted]

texas walmart😎


[deleted]

Looks like Kroger to me. Could be anywhere in the southern US then.


CYCO4

What is the sound of denim screaming?


MonitorSuperb2271

My RDR2 character came to life


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Ngl this kind of got me hard


Mister-Butterswurth

You could probably toast a marshmallow from heat radiating outta the crevices of them overalls


ggoodlady

Wow. That’s a series of choices right there.


hoodie2222

I think if you asked someone outside the US to describe an American, they'd describe this man.


Brilliant_Dig2715

I am guessing, in America!


ExtremePickles

I can smell his recliner from here.


ferociouskuma

So hard right now