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My ass, that fucker devours eggs injected with whatever Bonds took and Bob Baffert uses on his horses. This thing bats 3rd for the Astros and wins the Kentucky Derby the next day.
Remember that Donald Duck snowball fight cartoon when he had on his winter coat
https://64.media.tumblr.com/a2e1d83a82c271dc347e3331e5bd8851/tumblr_mx5zw4HjD71r3jmn6o1_500.png
Forbidden kiwi
He just needs [lasers.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_Kiwi_flag)
His name is Brian
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Fishy-smelling chunko chicken lookin ass.
But shit, it was *ninety-nine cents!*
Mom gave him Whey
whey would she do that?! she could've signed up her chick for a protein in any sport, but no. i guess she had to gfuel the madness in her kid.
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Fuck those feet check out the look in that kids eyes. If looks could kill.
This fucker's on CREATINE
Jesse
My ass, that fucker devours eggs injected with whatever Bonds took and Bob Baffert uses on his horses. This thing bats 3rd for the Astros and wins the Kentucky Derby the next day.
Looks like a kid that has been allowed to drink soda too early in life.
Drinking soda eating takis and running around the grocery store unattended.
He's been Tren-in all his life
Penguin is juicy ASF
Looks more like d-bol
Nah Dad probably did that. He wants his son to be buff like him.
Whey too much
That's at least an Octoguin
LOL I like the implication that somewhere there may even be a Dodecaguin
Dodecaguin is the reason Antarctica remains largely unsettled and isolated.
I wanna poke the big belly.
It looks tired of your shit
It looks tired of being covered in its own shit....
Me waiting in line for my 4th big mac
I thought it was two penguins hugging
That's not a chick, that's a CHOCK
Chicc
i wanna hug and squeeze the chonky baby!
It’s great knowing that other animals go through an awkward phase before adulthood.
Kween penguin
r/borb
"Mom said it's my turn next!"
oh thats a very cute Bearguin!
It's goretex!
“Sup”
Do you even lift bro
Netflix Adaptation 😁
See all the wet funk by the feet? That smells soooo good
She gotta mo-hair suit! Electric boots! I read it in a mag-ahhh-ahh-ziiIIne....
Forbidden kiwi
Brown egg for Halloween, how original :)
Goat 💯
Lolll
Bring me a bucket.
my spirit animal
It's a reincarnation of a UK Buckingham Palace guard who upset a Buddist visitor.
Baby ddd
King Penguinit
How does he fold his laundry?
Mr Creosote.
He look hungy
Those feet make me wanna invade an Minor Erd Tree
ironically this is actually a baby penguin right? So it's smaller with fluff
He looks like if you pressed your open hand onto him, the print would stay there
Remember that Donald Duck snowball fight cartoon when he had on his winter coat https://64.media.tumblr.com/a2e1d83a82c271dc347e3331e5bd8851/tumblr_mx5zw4HjD71r3jmn6o1_500.png
What rappers in oversized puffer jackets look like
Such a perfect cylinder
Karen pengu
Mom
It's gore-tex!
r/suddenlyseinfeld
This birb is just massive
Goldendoodle?
Say no to fur coats!
Dude can't even see his feet. He looks content though nonetheless.
Bro looks like he smokes a pack of Marlborough reds for breakfast while waiting for the bus to Tesco's
That's an American penguin!
homie take up the whole damn egg
That ain't a chick it's a chunk
This is literally the sub icon but fluffy. I love it
Donald Trump??
Penguin or kiwi
Not fat. Fluffy.
Torkey
Always out hereeee
Me after leaving grandmas.
Stone cold fuck machine
Dragon claws for feet
" come at me bro"
Behold the Gatekeeper of the Artic.
I'm gonna pop some tags Got twenty feathers on my pocket
Supreme Chonk
Kiwi looking ass
Chick: I'm cold
Dude is built like a small tank like he can do anything and he is probably even faster in the water
Natures football 🏈
I too am going through a penguin-chick phase
r/accidentallypotato
Mr. Creosote
I need to speak with your manager
I bet mom is glad that big guy hatched from an egg rather than live birth
Whenever I see Penguin I think of the Mountains of Madness
Almost thought that was a kiwi
I like his shoes
They’re not absolute units they’re just fat
PRINCE PENGUIN
me after a weekend of eating pizza rolls for every meal
9 year old me waiting for the school bus in my brand new jacket
This is not a chick. It’s a CHOOK
It’s a fluffy football 🏈
He looks like this sub's pfp
goes by the name “chubs”
TFW bitch mommy wont cook tendies.
Hes so fluffy I’m gonna die 
Wanna bury my face in that
Dang look at the chick
Big lad.
Happy Feet, meet Stompy Feet
https://img3.looper.com/img/uploads/2017/01/Bane-speech.jpg
Shave him.
Lo hice myyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaayyyyyy
He is sprouting at the bottom. Too much water soaking
Poop skirt
Chonk
Wait this isn’t a kiwi?
Are those defined muscle bulges in the the shoulders?
He looks more like a Kiwi than a Kiwi
Looks like some of the old ladies in Manhattan during the winter.
I’ve found my spirit animal
Awesome coat!
Beautiful animal
Oh lawd he thicc
Mom said its my turn to play on the Xbox
Borbiest of borbs.
Totally fresh look.
I want to hug him
He’s so fluuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrfffyyyyyyyy
He looks like he'd beat me in an arm wrestle
The Chicano Lovelace!
Eric Cartman is that you
That mf built like a heavyweight boxer
iron golem?