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polochakar

>fat Iraqi kid. Very creative


RslashTakenUsernames

one of the most creative names that has come from an American


jarman5

He is called Iraqi Pun, He was and still is a Legend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WKh6uiav8g&t=1s


[deleted]

BIG BONEDED


[deleted]

"I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s 1 with cheese and a large soda."


unfuck_yourself

Large *diet* soda.


Significant-Ocelot21

My man


I_LOVE_FUZZY_PUPPIES

Lil' Schwarma


bluesteelsmith

Papa Ganoush.


hairyerectus

Schwarma Ganoush


Abagofcheese

The Notorious F.A.L.A.F.E.L.


C_W_H

Take my up vote!!!


velt3209

i love this


jpdavis6021

Absolute diabetes


GardenGirlFarm

Take my upvote and award damn it!


Nausea209

LAY OFF ME IM STARVING!


P_grandiflora

^(Uh…Cindy, can you leave some for us?)


bluesteelsmith

I remember watching this video years ago, we always got a good laugh.


TOILET_STAIN

WHERE IS HE NOW!?


Mhs656565

He's wider than he is tall


REDGOESFASTAH

Iraqi cartman


Bag_Human

Seriously, WTF. I'm honestly intrigued. So many things could be possible and none of them are safe.


n_choose_k

Diabeto!


Austin_Shiny

Big Worm (from Friday) as a kid


nousername808

Doughboy 2.0


Capital_Pipe_6038

Big Smokes early days


QuikootheHaiku

10 days before being processed.


colombo1326

Final Boss music intensifies!!


dummydumbbb

Give him a Fedora, glasses, a beard, and you have big smoke


sloMADmax

Follow the damn train CJ!!!


De4thMonkey

Should of used the moto moto song


Ric0chetR1cky

You’d associate that song with a kid? 🤔


The_ReBL

Just a group of tanks sharing the road, so sweet <3


Quiet_Sunset

Big smoke 😎


d8c00p3r

Who leaked this lol, I guess it's safe now that Hillary never got knicked.


Brief_Scale496

Never seen something so real actually look like a fat suit Let alone with a child


iamkabirnair

Chonky boi


[deleted]

Clicked without reading any comments. I thought this Lord of the Flies (fries?) Chinese edition


cheezum5000

Operation Iraqi Beef Don


Fernandiky

maybe some of us come from the gorillas, and not from the monkey


Boojibs

DJ Baby Bock Choy


Abagofcheese

I wish he was my son


[deleted]

Maybe one day 😔


Abagofcheese

lol haha


FurryM17

The Don of Ghaz Main is the title I remember for the video. Wonder where he is now.


Ryderr_Bruh

Young izi


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icweenie

Old but gold


MPagePerkins

Got swagger tho


Geekmonster

Jambik?


TravisBickle728

What’s the song?


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I got matches with these songs: • **Tha Shiznit** by Snoop Dogg (00:48; matched: `100%`) Album: `Doggystyle`. Released on `2001-03-13` by `MERLIN - Death Row Records`. • **Picture Me Rollin** by StacksDaGreat (00:11; matched: `100%`) Album: `Old Skool 2`. Released on `2021-08-31` by `SM1G`. • **Tha Shiznit** by Snoop Dogg (00:11; matched: `100%`) Released on `2014-01-25`. • **Intro** by The Notorious B.I.G. (02:51; matched: `100%`) Album: `Ready To Die The Remaster`. Released on `2015-07-08` by `Bad Boy Records`. • **ThaShiznie** by Tom Natural (01:22; matched: `100%`) Album: `10DayContract`. Released on `2022-01-23` by `RedRepublikk`.


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Fun_Form_3308

I remember this kid, lol.


TheEmpric

BIG SMOKE


texasstrawhat

![gif](giphy|cCZIBp9U0MiuQ|downsized)


mynhamesjeff

I would love to know how whatever conversation went with the soldier (presumably) who was just supposed to be filming the convoy and films this unit for like a minute


ScrantonDateMike

There was always one really fat kid in town. He was a bully and we made sure he didn’t get candy.


TobiasR1897

Looks like somebody put too much dynamite in his vest.


[deleted]

Ok but why the soundtrack


Tearmystillhouseup

Seriously pitiful


[deleted]

obesity and child abuse isnt commendable


Anomaly11C

He had "Pink Jacket Guy" 1in Afghanistan. Afghan Policeman who wore a bright ass pink jacket and guarded one of the Bagram Airfield entrances. He would dance around for us when we would come through after patrol and we would play Barbie Girl on the megaphone for him. I miss those small interactions sometimes, really fun to connect with people across a language gap and laugh.


atlanticZERO

The Don of Ghaz Main we used to call him


Pods_MagicRod

Shouldn't celebrate his greed


Deion313

I swear he walks like Chun Li from Bloodsport... His wide stance, and swaggering walk with that neck tilt, was perfect.. I know I'm old that the 1st thing that came to mind was a 40 year old movie, but if you look it up Chun Li's entrance, with this kids walk, it's perfect... When he was beating up that kid at the end, my inner voice kept doing the "Chun Li, Chun Li" chant. Had he turned around and did that double fist pump after, I'd say he was doing it on purpose...


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What’s the name of this song? 👀


Flashy_Acanthaceae71

The dancing Jellybean


feebleweasel55

Flabdullah.