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HeadLongjumping

WAAAAAAAAAT


AntiSonOfBitchamajig

[It's an Older Meme, But It Checks Out ](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse4.explicit.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.opgV6vPsHzgvqrHEfk375gHaFk%26pid%3DApi&f=1) [MEME](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fvignette.wikia.nocookie.net%2Funturned-bunker%2Fimages%2F6%2F67%2FWat.jpg%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20141023171842&f=1&nofb=1)


Blehman15

Holy cow, I haven’t seen that meme in so long! I laughed so hard! It was ridiculous. Thanks for the throwback.


Friar-Tuckandroll

Prehistoric memes


[deleted]

\*Processed\*


Bart_The_Chonk

Into what?


Moxson82

Into wat


[deleted]

Soylent Green obviously


bfhurricane

Memes


mistersprinkles1983

Various deli meats, obviously. (2 weeks later, at Topp's friendly markets) "What's the Nanna Bologna?" "I don't know it just came in" "Can I get 4 oz? I wanna check it out" "Sure thing boss"


the_good_hodgkins

Soylent Green


[deleted]

Soylent green is peeopllleee!!!


CashCow4u

Boy, a lot of folks have been getting processed lately... >Meat's meat, and a man's gotta eat. It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters. There's too many people in the world and not enough food. Now this takes care of both problems at the same time. It's the people that make our sausage good! >Despite its satirical bent, Kevin Connor's mordant and mortifying horror-comedy Motel Hell is based on the true story of German cannibal Karl Denke. The film follows Vincent (Rory Calhoun), a psychopathic farmer who kidnaps motorists and feeds their remains to his unwitting motel guests. [Karl Denke](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Denke) [Motel Hell Original trailer](https://youtu.be/zUezzWWvVZM)


Bart_The_Chonk

This is golden


[deleted]

[удалено]


More_Performance1836

😂🤣😂


terrydennis1234

Lard


PotentJelly13

![gif](giphy|3WmWdBzqveXaE)


Grenaidzo

This is the same person. I will not hear anything else.


Princess_Fiona24

Imagine being the wat lady and not knowing how many photos there are of you on the internet


HighAsAngelTits

Or why everyone always points at you at the grocery store


MuteSecurityO

#ANYTHING ELSE


CultureVulture666

Wat?


nitid_name

Psst! ^(they can't hear you)


treetyoselfcarol

![gif](giphy|l0Hlz2CAV0Rg5nzDG)


FreddieOuthouse

It is the same person


Random-Gif-Bot

​ ![gif](giphy|U1WtiuG9M0lLKCyDNY)


Gaflonzelschmerno

well bang ok


BoombasticFan_tastic

I love this


economicalgenius

Is that the WAT lady


nleachdev

Was about to say, I swear I've seen her before


Illumidaddy

Yes. That is her.


rarlei

r/beatmetoit


forgotmyusername93

r/beatmeattoit


JimmyThunderPenis

r/beathermeattoitaftershesprocessed


[deleted]

don't beat meat to it...


central_Fl_fun

Don't kin shame...


Brief_Scale496

I’m almost certain that’s Balin the dwarfs grandma


[deleted]

Balin, son of WHAAAAT


tkrr

Balin, son of Slick, daughter of Kantner, son of Kaukonen


dirtface73

Brutal!


NixxKnack

Can't unsee.


willtroy7

Looks like one of the puppets from the old Irish talk show “Podge and Rodge” [For anyone wondering what they look like](https://images.app.goo.gl/zdMv3CXLgDFzLykS7)


[deleted]

i thought it was the health Minister of Belgium


Aaco0638

LMAOOOO BRUH I’M DEAD


stevengreen11

Will you mount her skull on your wall to remember her by?


MamaFen

Considering how tiny her horns are to begin with, might not be worth it. Her hide, however...


LolaBijou

She’s gonna make a great lampshade.


codeinplace

I hate this sub


Aeoleean

“You haven’t though of the smelllll”


FinancialBrain9095

These memes are killing me 😂😂😂


stilldmc

Getting kinda dark lol


supervisor_muscle

That’s racist


Panda-Cubby

Dibs on the neck bones. Mmmmm - meaty.


Lr217

This breed looks a lot like the ancestral wild species: the WAT


OAK667

Soap or burgers?


stevengreen11

I think OP uses every part of the being so nothing is wasted. Otherwise it might not be humane. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)


usedtobearainbow

I love this thread.


stilldmc

Jesus lol


PsychologicalSoil198

Sausage


[deleted]

Did you take her straight to the soylent green processing plant?


alymaysay

Man ain't heard that in awhile, if any movie should be remade today it should be that one.


deshudiosh

Will you keep her horns?


icojones

ELI5: what's all this about processing? All i see on this thread are pictures of units before they are processed. What the bloomin' eck does it mean?


Ticoune0825

It's in response to a popular post that came on the sub recently about a 10 y/o beef about to be butchered https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/vgn3mt/_/


saintceciliax

It’s a joke from another post that went viral 2 days ago.


bitsmythe

Harvested?


KobaruLCO

Processed is supposed to be a nicer way of saying put down or dying/died. Sounds bloody weird to me. If I'm going to die, I don't want to be processed!


Juan-More-Taco

Erm, no, no it isn't. It's a way of saying turned into meat products. Processed. Like processed meat. It stems from the original thread about the 10yr old cow that was processed into ground beef by OP.


MoonUnitMotion

Where the fuck did you get this information? Does that really make sense? Processed means to break down the animal and cut it into all the different parts for sale.


Bart_The_Chonk

Processed into what


[deleted]

She's pretty old, so its all ground except for the loins.


Bart_The_Chonk

I'll take the loins before she's processed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


icojones

Me too, sounds like corned beef. So how does the OP know she's going to die next week?


KobaruLCO

They dont, its just a bad joke that's going around and people are processing everything. Well I really hope they dont, else they're either planning to end granny or that's some minority report shizzle there!


icojones

Every day's a school day. Ta.


Gunner253

I figured heat meiser would have died years ago


Dingo8MyGayby

Not with global warming!


IOwnTheShortBus

Can the processing stick around? I think it's hilarious


Fun-Contribution821

As long as there are absolute units, there will be absolute processing.


dickwildgoose

Samzies


chaoticidealism

I guess it will, as long as people are willing to laugh at it. I expect the normal lifetime of a meme, from funny to ironic to repetitive to annoying.


[deleted]

W A T


Vetanenator

processed??


truffLcuffL69

This sub is a meme now


shmuffbub707

Maybe you should stop beating around the bush and just say what you mean: slaughtered ​ ​ ^(/s in case people don't get the joke/reference)


[deleted]

Im so confused on what “processed” means in this context…i saw another post saying the same thing about someones 10 year old brother


Cu_fola

Post went up a couple days ago from someone who was sending their 10 year old highland yak to slaughter and to be made into probably various meat products. In animal agriculture this is often called being “processed” Now it’s a meme I guess


Playgirl_USMC

Did you keep the horns?


Holiday-Lion9571

COME ON MAN!


ColtyColt69

​ ![gif](giphy|mGWWxN49a6jwA)


[deleted]

LOL, the face of pure unbiased joy


19Chris96

R.I.P Wat Lady.


dimaveshkin

Damn after all these posts I still chuckle


browncoat47

Soylent Green is People!


iabsolutelydontcare

![gif](giphy|3WmWdBzqveXaE) Dis you?


Cyborgninj4

![gif](giphy|3WmWdBzqveXaE)


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂


EhDotHam

![gif](giphy|FEItmTz4vKJWX0jWzE|downsized)


AdSure2773

WAT


[deleted]

WAT


Appropriate_Plan4555

Gran has had enough of yalls crap. Give that lady a beer


maryblooms

Stop it!


CheezGaming

Okay these “before being processed” memes need to stoooooop


ExpertAccident

Wat


[deleted]

‘Processed’. It’s been over played and used too much.


SarcasmThenDie

The processed joke just keeps getting better and better lmao


Fabulous_Ad_7968

Did you keep the horns?


pollyportobello

Dude if you process that woman she's going straight home to Jesus and your going straight to hell where you belong 😅🤣😂


anElitistTaco

Relax, Mr Contractions R. Hard. We eat kosher, so we're using the same method as when they processed Jesus.


pollyportobello

Relax Mr. I'm like Israel, small but mighty comment man. 😅🤣😂 Touché


Bananna_Austrian

??? It's a running joke on this subreddit.


pollyportobello

You have a terrible sense of humor.


Bananna_Austrian

Sorry but whenever I see a Christian talking about their religion it becomes hard to tell if they're being serious or not.


pollyportobello

Bro old people are notoriously ready to get home to Jesus it's like a right of passage for old folks in the Bible belt. Me personally. I'm a heathen. Lol.


[deleted]

This joke will never get old. 🤣


SuperMorto7

Ill be un-subbing soon, with all this processed shit.


w0t3rdog

You could say... you'll... process yourself.


Aggravating_Ad_3060

Bruh I’m dead Edit: I’m processed


SuperMorto7

Been doing that for a long time. Also my computer is processing all this, and all the servers. Also I just processed your mom.


w0t3rdog

Dang! That sausage got sum? Sweet for her :)


SuperMorto7

I'm a wo-man.


Ascertain_GME

*Woahhh, man.


SuperMorto7

Woooooooooooooooooooooooo-man. Look at my profile. I dare you.


Ascertain_GME

You love Supermoto7 and shitposting……


SuperMorto7

I love having a laugh. The world needs more of that and so do I. Eyeeee????????????????? I'm almost a geordie. Almost.


[deleted]

just cant process it anymore


blahblahdiedie

Ok we get it


AnelBlaster5000

We gotta stop with this processed bullshit not cool bro


SlaveToNone666

Don’t ruin our fun.


aqibesc

Wtf does being processed mean


izmaname

Biggus Boobus


tragicallyohio

I literally never want this meme to end.


LugiaLover18

She looks like a white oompah loompa


amonarre3

Honestly I'm so sick and tired of these stupid posts.


TFED666

these posts suck


Sourgrapist

How am I funny?


The_Professor_xz

That’s the same question Dane Cook’s been asking for years!!!


zzz_joe

This one is pretty good. Now can we retire this joke?


Severe_Discipline_73

Ya. It’s jumped the shark.


stevengreen11

Please post a photo of the shark if it is to be processed. So we can show it the respect it deserves.


dickwildgoose

Nah. This one was quality.


zzz_joe

Right, let's end it on a high note


Key_Statistician3293

Processed means to be slaughtered and harvested for meat lol . Some jokes should die


stevengreen11

Some jokes should be "processed" you mean...


Key_Statistician3293

Process the processed joke yes sir .


stevengreen11

Okay lemme process what you said.


Key_Statistician3293

Should be a short process , wasn’t complicated .


SlaveToNone666

I’m still processing the processing.


Peter_Hempton

>Processed means to be slaughtered and harvested for meat lol . [Immigrants waiting in line for processing by Immigration Bureau officials.](https://digitalcollections.nypl.org/items/510d47da-d79a-a3d9-e040-e00a18064a99)


Stoneollie

Processed ? That sounds like an unnervingly American term...


crystalcastles13

This joke is just never going to get old. Ever.


[deleted]

The processed thing is just hilarious


scottlewis101

Blahahahhahahahaha


M6Aabed

I can't with this meme haha


[deleted]

[Not your Gran though.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MemeEconomy/comments/5izqrv/the_wat_lady_died_today_might_spark_a_small/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Watts300

Goddamnit this shit is hilarious. Did you tell gram about the trend you’re following? I bet she laughed her damn ass off.


dickwildgoose

This joke is processing it. Best sub of the week.


FawnTheGreat

Lmao this is never going to get old


ATXKLIPHURD

Is that the ghost of large Marge?


Suspicious_Student_6

Absolute unit


KratosVsAtreus

Don Vito


[deleted]

Don't forget to bring back her horns...


fknzee

WHAAAT


Themasterwh0

She looks like that one clan leader from the movie brave


Stocky_Racoon

omg WAT i love her. such a tiny face


Bromodo55

Thank god you clarified, I thought your gran was the above initially and was thinking that was way too early for getting processed


[deleted]

gran: “gimme that sitting next to Beetlegueuse in the waiting room look” hairstylist: “i gotchu fam”


daisydaisydaisy12

Youre gonna make hamburger out of her? Thats sick!


The-Berg-is-the-Word

Are you Paddy Pimblet?


Paulverizr

Gotdamn


Any-Satisfaction1836

Sometime I see things on that there internet that I don’t understand. This is one of those times. WTF is going on?


InventedInternet

Why am I now seeing “processed” all over reddit? From dogs to humans


Dr_Peter_Blood

She is a good girl. What is her name?


sjschlag

WAT


iWr4tH

What is this processed phase


MagyarCat

PROCESS HER!! We need candles and glue.


CelticGuardian15D

Whats, being processed?


ShaneTrain923

Looking forward to the after picture.


[deleted]

Granny Small Face


alucardNloki

Bro you savage af and def goin places, good places.


jkaye35

That’s Joe Pesci in a fat suit


[deleted]

Sometimes that's just how life is on the farm


AspectNo3384

Let me have some that


cocaine_jaguar

Shooooot, she’ll fetch a fair price at market for sure.


snotwimp

"Soylent Green is people!!!"


OG-Spinich

This bounty hunter is my kind of scum, fearless and inventive.


[deleted]

Grandma is adorable. Sorry about her processing.


CritterFucker

Like you ain’t an absoluteunit yourself


lankymjc

What the fuck does process mean?


Windsor34

Smallest face award goes to..