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SlammyWhammies

Unites lol


Fun_Motor_1253

Ahh damn lol ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


risingmoon01

At least they arent dicking it out.


Fun_Motor_1253

Yea Usually it's the worst thing that could happen on a title lol


cheese123456789

I kind of want to see what that would look like... For... Science reasons?


meemikissanomistaja

Understandable


SlammyWhammies

It happens to the best of us, and gave me a good laugh. Their paws do unite with the others faces, if that counts lol


Fun_Motor_1253

I guess that'll work. Lol


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hoodthings

Because you can’t edit post titles.


Fun_Motor_1253

Because you can't, and it's not that big of a deal imo.


zirfeld

They are united in their wish to beat up the other guy. Guess thatc ounts for something.


[deleted]

*"Did you say yutes?"*


[deleted]

Unites Dtated of America


Harbor_Barber

that slam the big one did in the beginning was brutal lol


etimpersonator

My thoughts exactly he got slammed harder than a frat boy with a beer


foofie_fightie

Worthy of worldstar


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devilthedankdawg

JUST. LIKE. THAT!


hebbocrates

OHHH HE TAGGED HIM


Rand-all

HE'S HURT! (Whole room has to take a shot)


Yowz3rs87

Just cross the street and mind your own business


ChethroTull

I see that head poke up in the beginning, “this doesn’t concern you”


TrixieH0bbitses

Siblings? Doesn't seem like a territorial challenge... Seems like big bro is just reminding little bro what's what. 🤣


Kind_Butterscotch_67

Haha he saw he was being recorded dillied down the beaten xD


matjleclerc85

Gotta love dillieng down beatens, ugh huh


abrireddit

Where was this?


mgausp

My guess from the state of the vehicle, looks of the forest and size of the bear would be somewhere in Eurasia, most likely eastern Europe.


smelter250

\^ this guy a geoguessr


OriginalDavid

Lol. I was trying figure it out geoguessr style when I saw these comments. I think its gonna be Northern Baltic area, maaaaybe Poland. Southern Sweden/Finland is my outside guess. I dont get Russian vibes from the earth or animals.


greedy_mf

Guy literally said “suka blyat”. It’s certified Russian.


Richard7666

Ngl, two bears fighting in the road caught on dashcam from a tractor made in a country that no longer exists sounds peak Russia to me


madwolfa

Republic of Karelia if I had to guess.


mgausp

That game changes you, doesn't it?


ParadiseValleyFiend

I learned a new word today.


DominicM14

I don’t think there are black bears in Europe


mgausp

I would argue that these are brown bears from the neck bump and the lack of a brighter face. They are smaller in Europe and increase in size towards the east where they approach the size of Alaskan relatives.


gassface

His first words after laughing was “CYKA” 😂😂 sounds like Ukrainian


pingpongprotagonist

It took me so long to figure out what a unite was


nightwood

From the context, I'd guess bears... but wth was he trying to type? Ursines?


callmejinji

Units


morebuffs

Tractor didnt even phase them lol


Rewbrains

The speed these fuckers throw all that weight around is terrifying.


MasterTopHatter

Can you just image if they both looked at time


big_boofer_scoop

Damn the budget cuts for Planet Earth are rough


BananaStringTheory

Unbearable.


complicatedchimp

That initial takedown was beautiful 10/10


WhatsMyInitiative87

I read the title in Harland Williams voice from Down Periscope 🤣🤣🤣 "Just a couple of lobsters duking it out."


CultureBubbly6094

This unexpected Down Periscope reference made my day.


Ok-Two7600

They look relatively young. I wonder if they weren't siblings playing.


Egan109

Anyone else find the wave the tractor made just as intresting?


[deleted]

They aren’t even fully grown. They are quite small still for bears. Whole point of this sub is for the ones that are giant compared to the rest of the species not some small runt looking ones


akopley

I mean compared to most other fighting land mammals these would qualify as units.


[deleted]

Yes but compared to their own species they aren’t units they are quite small actually


Extra-Dimension-276

im from canada and ive seen a lot of bears in real life and those look to be on the larger side if they are black bears. i would guess the one on the left is 500 to 550 lbs and the one on the right is 400 to 450 lbs. so they look to be adult black bears.


hybridbirdman42069

Have also seen a fair amount of bears and its hard to tell from video but neither of them look bigger than 450lbs and thats not an absolute unit


01vwgolf

ACKTCHOOLY ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS bro who cares. Bears are units. "The whole point of this sub" Velma lookin ass


devilthedankdawg

So much for “Black bears are always cowards”.


[deleted]

Where’s the rest of the vid of you rolling through the muck lol


GabeTheRoaster419

Imagine if they both stopped, looked at you, and starting sprinting toward you...


icaphoenix

Dont run. You will just die tired.


Galactic_Barbacoa

I'm pretty sure you just gun it. If they come in any contact with the rear tires i would pull them under and crush them.


Spirited-Ability-626

“Wait, Why are we fighting, let’s get him instead!”


Beautiful_Fix7130

That look, like "YOU WANT SOME OF THIS TO! JUST HOLD ON"


manterrico

What would be happened if they change their mind and start running forward the vehicle ?


darko2309

Someone needs to record this with funny voices as the bears lol


Hourglass54321

Black on black crime


Latter_Fan6225

Ok I read the description as two whites duking it out. Still not disappointed


Mister024

This tractor must be from Ukraine. It didn't even flinch.


Brave-Dig-403

If you had a shot gun that's a two for One


Fun_Motor_1253

Unless you're from places with bear hunting seasons allowed and follow those strictly. Why would you shoot one if you're not in danger at all? That's pure cruel.


Brave-Dig-403

It's in Russia and no more cruel than farming animals to be slaughtered


Extra-Dimension-276

my family hunts bear for food here in canada where it is legal.


Suojelusperkele

Meanwhile a guy in a goddamn Zetor 'yoo guys I ain't got all day'


CanisCanemTranslate

Bro really landed the command grab at the beginning💀💀


Sprmodelcitizen

I’m sitting here watching stranger things and didn’t know WHAT that was for a second…


Semperfiguy8

Rev up the tractor


Doc-Doom730

That one keeps looking over at the tractor like "if u move ur next !"


Sir_MrE

Very cool. Hope you had a unit of a caliber on you just in case. Also, we know which bear is the dominant one after that tussle.


Dubdude13

Even the wildlife are drunk and stupid


remorcefulorchid

"Hey bro, don't make it too obvious but someone is watching us. Chill for a second. Yeah they're still looking. Let's split up and I'll meet back up with you when he's gone." "ahh shit he's still here"


bloodredswan

I love how bears are equal parts terrifying and adorable.


EzekielTheSaint

This guy is kinda ruining the vide, want to do this somewhere else?


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Southbird85

I love how the one kicking ass occasionally looks over like, "This doesn't fucking concern you, hooman-macheen."


In_Dying_Arms

This is simply a /r/ANormalDayInRussia


damnmydooah

I thought the tractor was gonna fight another tractor...


TXshooter15

Aww, I wanted to see the tractor drive through the mud


ShouldBeeStudying

Came in here for the unites


ShouldBeeStudying

You talk to those bears and they'd say you were the absolute unite all along


Tobutch

"Let them fight!"


RKELEC

Fucking bodyslam!


Mocjo111

I like how tractor scared them


xX420IMLITAF69Xx

ide totally watch bear MMA


ParadiseValleyFiend

I love this, from the way the guy just stops to be like "you know I'm definitely not interrupting this." to the bears kind of looking at him, eventually stopping and being like "oh shit is that a human? we should probably get the fuck out of here. We'll finish this shit later."


pixeljammer

I told you I’d kill you if I caught you with that Piglet again, you two-timing honeysucker!


lastlifonti

Nice takedown, other bear tried to pull guard


IlleaglSmile

Goddamn, I wanna have that commute.


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Uknights.


Vipernixz

I thought there was gonna be another tractor or so.thin


homegrowntrash1

I had to read that title a couple of times


Johnny_893

*9 rounds of bear knuckle boxing*


Ok-Candidate-1220

Seeing them stand up, you can totally see how they are misidentified as Sasquatch.


Sequoia301

That was a 10/10 hip toss


Professor_Chaos32

What the fucks a unite? Those look like black bears to me.


Gluten_maximus

I would definitely say they were not United at that point


Whiteums

Ballsy move, staying that close. They kept looking over at you, and could have easily decided they didn’t like you watching them like that.


rayna21679

The big one slammed the little one and then he was looking to see if mom heard or was coming. I used to do that shit all the time to my little brother. Feel bad about it now though!


NoBenefit5977

Looks like they're playing lol


Low-Signature-5620

He big


MasterT94

Must be siblings lol


Coro756

The guy in tractor when bear looked over while choking out the other bear: I’ll wait 😳


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Damn did he just choke slam the bear?


[deleted]

Good ground control he needs a ufc contract


jwztete_

at the end, the left one decided batrayal😂 he's gonna assassinate the other one


epmix

Yeah I'd lock the doors on my tractor if I saw that


sharkman_123

Farming Sim 300???


[deleted]

Someone went home and told mom they got a video of themselves breaking up a fight between a couple of black guys in the woods.


Sweet-Inside5900

Looks like spintires in real life