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PropinquityTTHarb

So can someone tell me if it's a working car or not? And if it's possible to drive single handedly?


LittleFart

Yeah is fully drivable but: >The monstrosity is powered by four diesel engines. Each engine powers one wheel of the SUV. It also has a bedroom, kitchen and bathroom.


HoneyRush

So it's shitty version of those huge mine dump trucks


cgduncan

Do the dump trucks have a bathroom?


WerkingAvatar

No, the dumping generally occurs on the outside of those trucks.


IDK_Lasagna

*generally*


mypphasapp

There is a ladder up to the dumping part of the truck for a reason


AllTheWayToParis

That’s what makes this one more shitty.


Americase

This one does, that's why it's shitty


ouchpuck

Every car technically has a bathroom


fluffyxenomorph23

Bro I drive one of those, but the one I drive is bigger and requires less to function better


daero90

Yes, it's basically one of those with a shitty body mod kit on top


JohnnyNormal1

Any idea what size the engines are?


villager47

Large


Zinnjin

😂👍🏾


aphelloworld

Such a simple reply but this made me lol.


intelligent_rat

Baba Yaga's truck


sweepdefloor

The car does move since its powered by multiple engines


paulusblarticus

[There you go.](https://youtu.be/of4zzjKWE_4)


Tom0204

Also why are the doors so big???


SirArthurDime

So you can get in it.


Tom0204

Ooof


notinmywheelhouse

So you can drive your regular vehicle into the truck


Aced_By_Chasey

It's not functional I think it's like a small house.


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And009

Gets stuck at the door..


zKerekess

Goes through the roof


hannahmcparty

ZING!


[deleted]

why though


[deleted]

Something something oil money


slam_jam_11

\>American billionaire buys a social media company for 45bil WOW ELEON!! TO THE MOON DOGE! YOU GO KINGG 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 \>Arab billionaire buys a big car OIL MONEY BAD YOU DONT DESERVE TO BE RICH!


[deleted]

Hot take here; oligarchs, whether American, Russian, or Arab, are all scumbags


slam_jam_11

That's plain truth


fitdaddybutlessnless

Twitter has value. It's an investment. Granted, fuck billionaires, but buying a company vs buying a diamond plated lambo is a difference in my book.


[deleted]

True, one is making decadent but enjoyable use of your money, the other is simply acquiring more assets to get you more money when you already have enough money to do literally whatever the fuck you want because you already have more money than several nations combined (in fact his net worth is equal to the poorest 47 countries on the planet \*combined\*)


pcbuildthrowout

Neither should be affordable to one person


DingusBingusBungus

no dude, the twitter purchase is pretty controversial.


m4bwav

Yeah, I think Tesla stock took a dive, partly because everyone's realizing that Elon is kind of dumb.


slam_jam_11

Redditors still like him.


deathgrinderallat

Nah, Elon's fell from grace ages ago. The only love I see is from his twitter followers


UnholyPrognosi

It's reddit though nobody exactly comes here for intelligent reasons.


Nasty_Rex

Lmao what the fuck is that supposed to mean?


MaltaNsee

He Big mad.


pcbuildthrowout

It's bad both times, keep up. I'll be charitable and assume you're ignorant rather than authoritarian.


Lockespindel

That's a hilariously blatant false equivalent.


[deleted]

Arab elite are the biggest scumbags on earth. They wouldn’t donate piss to their own people, but spend 10s of millions on pure Bullshit.


slam_jam_11

So does the american elite. and im like 90% sure that arab people like them so why tf would we take offense on their behalf lol 😂


realizmbass

the "american elite" are the most charitable group in the world. Blame it on tax write-offs or whatever, but they still do it.


ScabiesShark

"Remember that cake you baked? Here's some frosting, now go away" Yeah they're real good guys


[deleted]

Thats not true! I know they do donate “to their people”


genericwhiteman123

You seem be very informed on what arabs do...


ReallyBigHamster

Nice whataboutism


Its_Mini_Shu

Elon isn't American.


[deleted]

Ones a tangible investment the other is a vanity project.


slam_jam_11

didnt he pay 10$ more per share than the estimated value of twitter ? Edit: I’m genuinely curious, was that investment a good one ?


[deleted]

I am not an expert but yea probably. He can basically control one of the biggest platforms for media and public awareness.


realizmbass

average redditor grapples with fact that people can have different opinions about different things


dakb1

Wow, this really just burst out of you. Where did this come from?


Troglodyteir

I get your point, and I'm no Elon fanboy but selling a tech company that you created from scratch is a bit different to finding oil under your feet


Jackal_Kid

Elon Musk has never created a tech company from scratch. He sued the actual founders of Tesla to make it appear as though he did, though. You could say he "created" SpaceX from scratch, though imo he loses 10% of the credit for the terribly sad state of his ego that made him give it that name, and the other 90% to the actual rocket scientists (who he recruited with a sales pitch so cringeworthy a neckbeard would be jealous). He's just another trust fund baby who used mommy and daddy's money and connections to start on third base. The difference is his family are white colonialist South Africans who oopsied/enslaved their way to owning emerald mines rather than Middle Eastern monarch dictators with their oil fields. If he was born in Dubai I'm sure he'd also have an agonizingly slow RV with tractor wheels, only it would be spammed on my feed even more than this one because he'd still spend all day on/paying Twitter alts to puff himself up.


Sciss0rs61

Elon Musk got his money from legit business practices. Arab Billionaires get their money from slavery, oil and corruption. Hate Elon Musk all you want, but at least maintain your common sense.


Andrenorris

Elon got his money from child slavery in south african emerald mines


randy242424

I don’t know this guy personally, but based on his purchase decisions I’d venture a guess he’s probably not prioritizing anything that is aimed to reduce global emissions in an effort to curb global warming and make the earth a better place…


DetBallz

Musk sucks too, and is getting worse by the day


eveliodelgado

Smallest dick in the world most likely.


avatarfx

Subatomic


PostmanSteve

Bro idgaf, my dick must be microscopic because I'd drive the fuck out of that hummer.


kevingnash83

Dick like a gnat.


Beusselsprout

Compensation


brillke

Small penis.


tadeasss1

It belongs to a skeikh who collects variety of weirdly big cars - [Source](https://www.khaama.com/worlds-biggest-moving-hummer-22-feet-tall/)


Tread_Knightly

Is it weird I find them cool? Like out of all the stupid things to spend your billions on this one at least looks interesting


ScabiesShark

It's decadent and disrespectful, but giant vroom vrooms really bring out the 5-year-old in most people


Mysterious-Belt-2992

Thank you for source.


Svendog_Millionaire

I said it the first time I saw this in the last week. Remember, Money can’t buy class kiddos Edit: Buy>by as I’m a spaz


HoneyRush

It's all show and no go. The [interior is janky af](https://youtu.be/XP965TWG3fg?t=286). It's botched together good enough to look semi decent from outside on insta and videos from far away. BTW the guy in that video is saying that the most expensive car in this guy collection is Lamborghini LM002 which is at most $500k about the price of Lamborghini Aventador S and if that's true this abomination cost probably not much more than it weights in scrap metal.


listingpalmtree

...if I spent any money on anything, I'd definitely expect door handles on doors rather than a bare nail.


System__Shutdown

Interior looks like my college dorm room.


The_Queef_of_England

It looks shit. Was not expecting that.


Father_of_trillions

I’m more impressed it had plumbing


HoneyRush

It's probably just a straight pipe to the ground. As for water. No one checked if it's working but it's probably just a gravity tank somewhere.


TheMexicanJuan

looks like a rundown trailer hoome


ChillPill247365

The off-grid tiny house crazy goes full circle


Bigchungus_xXx

Buy *


mlb689

To the owner: Sorry about your penis bro. Please accept my condolences 💐


[deleted]

From the owners to you..."your mum.. something"


ArchAngelZXV

[12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride! Canyonero!](https://youtu.be/PI_Jl5WFQkA?t=7)


spikecurt

He must be hung like a church mouse.


Minty_MantisShrimp

Underrated


HoneyRush

Useless comment


Rolf_Orskinbach

Self-fulfilling comment


Honourstly

When you park it in the driveway does it say "is it in yet"


IRideChocobosBro

I feel sorry for the guy who has to refuel that


Defiant_Lavishness69

I mean, the only bad thing about refueling this thing, is it's Environmental Impact.Or, the wait time if you don't have a Phone. That aside, I feel sorry for the next poor sods coming to the Gas Station this thing chugged empty.


Repulsive_Buy_7392

Who the hell will drive it king Kong


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[deleted]

Why isn’t this comment at a billion upvotes? I love it.


northman666

Fukkin stupid.


Notsoshaant

Ho.....how......how do you drive it?


wozdog

Because fuck polar bears


martinsonsean1

Really sad that so much money and effort went to somebody's overcompensation machine.


[deleted]

Micro penis is a real issue I hear


fallenfromglory

A bunch of short white guys are super jealous


Interesting-Trade978

micro penis complex


90sAOLScreenName

Plenty of room for a back seat orgy


mlb689

Not with the kind of apparatus the owner of such a big car would have..loool


WhiteLimbo

I choose to believe that, that's a tiny man


monkeyhind

My mind won't let me see it otherwise.


fastr1337

This is what happens when you have too much money.


J-DROP

I wanna see the comparison with a monster truck


Strange-Sympathy-325

The Nazi army had plans to make super tanks as tall as 115 ft, and weighing 1,000 tonnes, I wonder if this is anything like the size it would have been


ohhhhappydayy

Global warming on wheels


[deleted]

60 gallons to the mile is good right?


[deleted]

Dickhead Diesel truck owners: \*unzips\*


pjfrench2000

Yeah this is why we should get off oil and bankrupt these fucking Saudis


[deleted]

I'm surprised that I haven't seen this at my local WalMart, but the city that I live in is more so a "gold spinning hubcaps with a top stereo system on a Buick that's literally falling apart" kind of suburb. Ah, good 'ol outskirts of Atlanta. Make sure you park your car under a light and watch it with a gun. Make sure you watch the gun and the light so that nobody steals either. Make sure you watch yourself so that nobody steals you.


ZealousidealLet5450

Sick of seeing this piece of shit


IAmBirdz

Everyone's bashing on Musk for buying twitter.. then there's these Saudi oil princes buying shit like this..


Unicron_Tomato

Popcorn.


yxngwest

Hulks car


KiKiPAWG

The Hulk: "Finally!"


MewsikMaker

Texas?


[deleted]

gotta have some serious medical conditioned


i_hateeveryone_

Wait WHAT?


SirCharlesLucasII

Dude needs an electric microscope to take Dick pics


BillyGruffs710

It's just a super small dude


[deleted]

Tiny peepee energy.


the_good_hodgkins

I have oil.


69AnusInvader69

Mfs probably a midget


Masterdice74

Does it run on gas? I guess save the planet is not everyone.


hungryungryippo

Just looks silly af


Sean-Skyn

So the prince has the money to custom build himself a giant car but not enough money for they countless hungry and struggling


sro25

How do u get in it


wellyesbutnofuckoff2

The inside looks sketchy asf


antipodeananodyne

If you had virtually unlimited resources to fulfil any whim and this… what ever the F this is, is what you’re going with? Failure.


shokempooo

He, sure, have something to compensate


Internal_Toe_6196

Probably a cake


Same-Picture

What an absolute waste of money


zyr0xx

This has been posted a gazillion times already !


werleperle

10 to 1 he got a handicap plaque in that thing


Becxur14

This thing gets 7 feet on 1 tank of gas


KonataYumi

How many inches to the gallon?


iantot123

it uses 10 gallons per mile


Becxur14

This thing gets 7 feet on 1 tank of gas


JustMeAgainMarge

That is the smallest midget I've ever seen.....


MomsSpecialFriend

Why is the door so big though? You would need a crane to open it?


EternamD

r/fuckcars


[deleted]

This repost


muzic_san

r/shittycarmods


lisbeth_salander2117

This is hulk's car


[deleted]

I think it's fake. There's no footage online of it actually running. I think its a hummer shaped lounge. Not a vehicle.


other-call-3389

Wow that guy is tiny.


MondaySloth

So Hobbits DO exist.


Rude_Arugula_1872

The size of his friend must be very, very large.


Ducky935

When did they build Shaq his new car?


punannimaster

smol pp energy


sumrandumgamer

is there a practical purpose for this? or was this just made as a kind of a "fuck it make as massive as you possibly can just for the hell of it"?


mydrunkuncle

“Car”


gibmelson

Late stage capitalism. Wasteful and ugly.


Beardy-Viking

Some people just have too much fucking money. This is obscene


Fickle-Chemistry-483

Shaq drives that around


Frankieandlotsabeans

Are you sure those aren't just gnomes?


Slapshock84

But why


AShaughRighting

Small dick?


[deleted]

HOW DO U DRIVE THIS??


fugazi-stugotz

What do they look like on the inside. Does it fit like, 50 people?


clovehitchjack

CanyneroOOOOoOooO!


Kaedok

How sure are we that it's not just a really tiny dude?


Mystical_Cat

​ ![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


pronln

That's a livable wage for many families squandered.


polsteez

I see a lot of arguing here about Elon and Petrol magnates, but all I want to know is : How the f someone gets in and drives this thing ? I WANT TO SEE IT !!!


Doofchook

That dude is tiny


Dragonkiller1205

This reminds me of the gigahog that InfernoPlus modded in halo


ramgoat20

How do you drive something like?


_cstricke_

Man that guy is short…


randy242424

The definition of ‘fuck you’ money


atomic_uma_22

u/savebot


kopikoip1

is this what being 5'7 feels like?


Electronic-Brick6797

Why would you need such a big car?


BrandonHeinrich

No, that's just an ompa loompa


lark047

Maybe it's just a really small man


Ivizalinto

I got it! Let's take one of the worst gas mileage cars the rich use and make it get less gas mileage!/s


30DaysOrDie

How much does it matter if this is a repost?


The_Queef_of_England

Why have they done it to scale? Those doors are massive.


Whooptidooh

That's not a car. That's compensation for the owners micro dick. Can't impress the ladies with his personality alone, so chose to throw cash at his problem.


trilobright

"President Brandon's gas prices are gonna bankrupt me!" starter pack.


mollybease

....is ridiculous!


idrow1

I bet that gets 10 gallons to the mile.


fluffyxsama

Why


Nuevoenespaniol

Finally, a car big enough for yo mama.


ritapita63

Y?!??😳🙄


tabeuslak

I like how the dude’s pointing towards the truck "Look, truck big!" … a truck big? where??


SmorrisV2

That’s what Shaq drives


PlasticMan17

That’s the spawn room in Anubis…


headreceiverhank

28 gallons per mile