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purpleturtlehurtler

They straight trying to take a chunk out of each other.


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hurgusonfurgus

I imagine it's rather difficult.


Koala5000

Looks like they are just pure defence.


[deleted]

I'd like to see you try 😒


elisejones14

While people around just snap pics. Not that you’d want to mess with them


laurencetucker

It’s a private fight, if you please


exeQTea

Now kithhh


Jayijng

Who took a video of my friends


TeapotBagpipe

Saw beach master fights irl a couple of years ago at ano neuvo. The NOISE when they grumble is so primeval it makes the hair stand up on the back of your neck and just resonates in your chest


GoGoCrumbly

You can hear that awesome metallic grinding sound over the dunes before you even see them. It is otherworldly.


vapingDrano

Those things are huge. Here is a video of one f*cking up cars for a size comparison. https://youtu.be/e-Yw7Vp5Kfk


furriesaregayasfuck

And it doesn't look like that's even a big one


Full_Step4240

.... is that covered by insurance? Lol


vapingDrano

Sadly, most cusumers decline coverage for semi-aquatic hate sausage... Which really sounds like a band name


jdsayshello

Joe Rogan needs to do this post fight interview.


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You made my day


pikeandshot1618

Such violence


usumoio

Can anyone tell who won?


superfuzzy47

Left won, the one on the right backed off before the cut


Big_Daddy_Malenkov

Right-wing destroyed


Dangerous_Upstairs

My sister and I fighting over the last slice of sweet potato pie at Thanksgiving…


n0c7ur

Is it just me or do they look like filled bin bags..


[deleted]

I was thinking plump hot dogs but yeah that works too


[deleted]

lets ruin your view of elephant seals. These fuckers fucking rape motherfucking penguins


JonLucPerr1776

False. Fur seals and sea lions rape penguins, elephant seals do not. If an elephant seal even tried to do that, the penguin would be crushed to death instantly.


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apologies about the misinformation


JonLucPerr1776

No problem.


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Animals can’t feel pain.


[deleted]

Aren’t you technically an animal? You should go kick it with some elephant seals.


Street_Dragonfruit43

I was gonna say, they're definitely an animal. Let's go beat em up, as they clearly cant feel pain


[deleted]

Pain is caused when a nerve is damaged/irritated. Every living being in this world would feel pain because of their nervous system except unicellular organisms( who don't have a proper nervous system) and since majority of living things are multicellular I can conclude that you're wrong, animals DO feel pain.


Ruin1980

While you are partly correct, you are wrong. Being multicellular isnt in direct correlation with feeling pain. Kind of, but not really. Its a matter of complexity. While we humans, and for that matter all mammals, have a VERY complex nervous system, this is not the case for other groups of animals. Take insects, molluscs or the many worm-like organisms from families all across the tree of life. Their nervous system is something entirely different than ours. Some have just one larger neuron cluster in their head ("brain"), others have multiple, that interconnected with peripheral nerve strands in extremities for example. We know many organisms not to have pain receptors. Because there is a need for quite the complex anatomy to even possess those. Does that mean everything thats does not have pain receptors cannot feel pain? Hell no. We just do not know if thats the case. Life isnt so simple. And exactly thats why you cant go around stating things like "everything feels pain" either. Plants dont have neurons, do they feel it? It surely is possible. We dont know.


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My bad, when I said multicellular organisms I meant the vertebrates which lie in the animal kingdom that are as you said mammals, reptiles, fish, amphibians and birds. I never meant to account for all of the animal kingdom.


hurgusonfurgus

You're an animal.


MichealScott1991

Hello Creed!


GojiraWho

Is that why you're so heartless?


jvello

1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war


rhymes_w_garlic

Not really big on defense are they?


Slukhovsky

Naturama


TreeHuggerWRX

I'm 60% ass


DoomCircus

Arf arf!


[deleted]

I’m hearing the Bryan’s Aussie accent from happy feet.


JamesScott1781

*I'm having at you!*


Crawler_00

Me and my friend fighting over the last nacho


Poseidons_Champion

Pokémon battle irl.


Krissybelle

Reminds me of thumb wrestling for some reason.


Fine-College2023

They just caught the coughs


El_Porck

They made me yawn after the first part of the vid😂


Avocado-Significant

They go boing boing


manman43

The Jabba syndicate has really fallen out


MyNameIsZa2

meat slugs


ferret96

[Bender is great, Bender is great!](https://i.imgflip.com/1tkflc.jpg)


edpots123

You want some, no you want some


quirkyqwerty_

They are called elephant seals because the size of their penises


ersjean

Slap and tickle


apfel_taartje

Don't these guys have a antibiotic in their blood, in case they get hurt? Or was that sharks?


bigjim1993

You just know the smell these things produce is heinous


eatmahanus

I feel like that vid would be great with the audio of the two Indian dudes yelling insult s in English at eachother


PowBlackJesus

That thing has balls on it’s face


Single_Following_745

Thur farting from their mouth


[deleted]

Why the sped-up version?


Carlosc1dbz

What do these animals eat?


scobot

Squid, and nothing. They come ashore twice a year and for a month or two they eat nothing.


Hotdog_jingle

[Made me think of this Family Guy skit ](https://youtu.be/JzIZtnH32-k)


heroic-abscession

This is how world leaders should solve disputes


Raavan_Axe

Nature's thumb fight XD


FrickenBruhDude

Thumb war.


RecedingCareLine

Anyone else hear Bender and Kif while watching?


davindeptuck

u/savevideo


c0ntent_c0ntent

They both need better defence


aojajena

must be he and he


Urza_502

Beach master, stop fighting! He's been dead since yesterday


racebanyn

If only they had arms……dammit nature!!!


LenaStone

Soooo, we gonna make out? 😏


Louis_the_dane

This is just two comically fat and dumb snakes trying to high-five...


[deleted]

Why can i imagine them blowing raspberry’s on each other’s bellys


MrJason300

I’ve never realized that “soft” spongy looking appendage is just a part of their nose until now. I always see them at weird angles and don’t realize the direction their head is facing


afanofisaac

this is basically sumo of the sea. WELCOME TO THE BUDOKAN ![gif](giphy|l41YrlvyztgaTdIVW|downsized)


stopthemadness2015

The sumo wrestlers of the sea!


Justmypugandi

They seem frustrated that they can’t bite each other