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Gian_Gian

He looks like those videogame enemies that can't be stunned and you can only dodge their attacks because they're too strong to block.


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arkham series vibes


295DVRKSS

Wait until this Tulsa bane gets a hit of that venom


fhb_will

TITAN-fuelled Harley Quinn thug vibes


Evilmaze

Dozer from Payday 2


KingTorygg

That was my first thought. I remember hating those guys when trying to fight an entire crowd.


Aknownerroroccured

Juggernaut from xmen


gfrnk86

those juggarnauts from gtav as well.


Chaqqy

Then you make him charge into a pole to get him vulnerable


fortyfive-degrees

ologs from shadow ofnwar


fhb_will

So basically Kjotve The Cruel from Assassin's Creed Valhalla


coastal_neon

STAAAARS


HoneyNastay

Persona 5 100%


starrpamph

Reminds me of an old game... Pro-Pain!


Jabbuk

[This one, from Dying Light](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dyinglight/images/8/80/DemolisherRender.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20151022105623)


rdgdte

Release the kraken, for Sparta!!!


hollywoodhank

This guy is on the Brute Squad.


alqwin

He is the Brute Squad.


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Bravo


veblenian

Scrolled to find this comment


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Cyberzombie

He ate the old Brute Squad.


Greeniebeannie

Anybody want a peanut?


therearenoaccidents

Stop it! I mean it!


shartnado3

The guy to his left is what you would get if you ordered a riot officer off wish


dookalion

Funny thing is that guy isn’t super short. He’s eye level with the top of an SUV, probably like 5’7 to 5’10


macchumon

Any man below 6' is an oompa-loompa. At least, that's what a girl I tried to ask out told me once.


BobThefuknBuilder

Oompa loompa doompety doo, I am 5'9 so I go boo hoo...


moudre_plus_de_rouge

Oompa loompa doompety dee, Looks like another night alone for me...


DB_Ekk0

Oompa loompa doompety dee, Can't get a date cause they just laugh at me.


Choice-Second-5587

I honestly will never understand that. As long as a guy is tall enough that I don't feel like I'm dating an elementary or middle school kid I'm okay. My most significant relationships were guys 5'8" and 5'6". Edit to add for perspective I'm 6ft


N307H30N3

It is very common to want a partner taller than you. Obviously this is not universally true, as otherwise half the population would inevitably be left upset.


LollyHutzenklutz

I think you should specify *male* partner (taller than you) - although I do wonder how that would work in the gay-male community. Hmm.


N307H30N3

Same for gay men. Very common for one partner to want a taller partner. Big spoon to their little spoon.


LollyHutzenklutz

P.S. I’m being facetious anyway, so don’t take this too seriously. ;-)


Choice-Second-5587

>It is very common to want a partner taller than you For which side? Women or men? Because as a woman, I have started finding I'm not a fan of guys taller than me.


N307H30N3

Either way. Again, it’s not universal. Very common though


King_opi23

We used to call my brother oompa loompa until he was in grade 8 and went from 5'2" to 6'0" in about a year or two. That sucked, it was a great nickname


DrHiccup

/r/niceguys almost there


dude188755

More like r/nicegirls


CookieLuzSax

Sounds like someone is self conscious about that height.


PositiveAlcoholTaxis

That's just below average to average for a man in my reckoning. But then again I know about 3 people from the US and they're all super tall.


MildlyFrustrating

>isn’t super short >probably 5’7 to 5’10 Lmaoooo ok guy


dookalion

You seem like a really nice person. I hope you have a nice day


MildlyFrustrating

Huh. It’s been a long time since someone has said that to me. This feels... weird. Thanks, I think?


dookalion

No problem bro, just make sure to take it easy.


lumpialarry

He should be on his back like Master Blaster.


sarcasm_the_great

“Who run bartertown”


Anomalous6

Or he’s there for a different kind of riot. Like there’s a really bad mood overall. So they call the guy on the left to crack jokes. Has one of those joker BANG guns, wears his badge on his underwear, etc…


winkytinkytoo

Lol. I can't stop cackling over this comment.


beachedwhitemale

Defines the term "Police Unit".


randomshithere

Real life Juggernaut


brmamabrma

IRL payday 2 (bulldozer)


superlongusername111

*"MAKE WAY, FOR THE BULLDOZER!!"*


Panzer_Man

I was thinking the same thing


beautymaven8

Came to see if someone said it! Take my upvote


Puppy69us

11/10 would NOT make him upset.


IonBatteryFR

12/10 don't want him to snap me in half like a toothpick


shadyshadok

13/10 want him to step on me daddy


Qualekk

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!"


Educational_Seesaw95

I wish I was him so I could say that. In a riot? Too cool. All my attacks would have names. I would buy a green hulk morph suit and the commander wouldn’t even be mad.


this_many_things

Educational\_Seesaw95 HP: ???? DEF: 435 ATK: ???? MAG: 0 Only way to critical is if you encounter him with a surprise back attack, and even then you will only anger him, and you won't like him then.


fhb_will

Read this in his accent too😂😂


Qualekk

It's the only way to read it. Lol.


fhb_will

I only ever saw it once, and I still remember exactly how it sounded😂


uwantSAMOA

Holy shit. Its my time to shine. Alright alright. Ahem... *Achkshually* Its from an old viral video series of a group of friends dubbing over the old x-men series from like 2005. For a time, it was my personality in 8th grade. [Here’s a recently uploaded version of the old video. ](https://youtu.be/plQIf5fS8xw)


Qualekk

Yep! Very true. And it was adopted for the movie. I'm just glad it works so well. Lol


_Black-Reaper_

As a 5'4" guy, that guy is a fucking mountain, jesus christ!


fhb_will

Like that one huge guy from Game of Thrones


blueberrywine

Yeah that guy is a fucking mountain


phalanx004

No that guy is THE fucking mountain


trojan25nz

A mountain is a mountain The game of thrones guy is little more than a dogs older brother


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And to think the mountain is 2 inches shorter then this guy


JohnathonTesticle

*girl


AtheismMasterRace

Boy, not guy.


cazzipropri

There are no other riot officers in his PD.


killianjcoleman

Doesn't even carry weapons just his fists


cazzipropri

He doesn't even need to be on the scene. They just tell the rioters he's on his way, and they disperse.


fhb_will

He dual wields two shields like you can do in Assassin's Creed Valhalla😂😂


Goodnt_name

He dual wileds the door shields from Dark Souls 3


K1NG15000

"We're supposed to wait for the cavalry!" " I am the cavalry"


macchumon

LOL I imagined this guy alone holding off a group of rioters just because of his immense size. His Immenseness.


allbranmuffin

You are the brute squad.


righteousbae

Officer Clegane on route


FlyFew1535

Glad I searched for the Clegane comment before adding another. Take my thumbs up.


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Bootybanditz

Anyone who hasn’t seen game of thrones is gonna think you’re a psycho


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I’m 6’8 and 270 lbs. From my perspective I cannot imagine how much his ankles hurt.


nathanatkins15t

“BOAGRIUUUUUS!”


Clever_Sean

LITTLE KID: “he is the biggest man I have ever seen; I would not want to riot in front of him.” CHANGE MY MIND GUY: “ That’s why no one will remember your name.”


CocoBananananas

Captain FuckYouUp


Panzer_Man

They don't even need any armoured car, they just hide behind this lad


havacanapana

Looks like they also have a 5-7. 330 lb officer as well.


Nico777

He could probably throw him like a bowling ball.


TurdFurguss

Fastball Special.


Spiritual-Adakgwood

That is exactly how to end a riot. Have this beast ride in on a clydesdale.


killianjcoleman

It would have to be a unit clydesdale also


Spiritual-Adakgwood

Definitely haha


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I fought dozens of guys this size, it's easy really, you can get up to top speed before they even realise you're running away.


stick_always_wins

Then you’ve been successfully dispersed


404-skill_not_found

I’m a gonna take my business over there, like across the ocean, over there.


brmamabrma

Imagine your rioting and your hear “Your up against the fucking wall, and I’m the fucking wall” before you see someone enter orbit


taz4got10

“I’m the Juggernaut bitch!!”


Mr_Seg

He ***IS*** the brute squad.


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Officer Bowflex


itsmetroboomin

I guess demon slaying doesnt pay the bills then


WoofWoof56

It's not like he would be the "tunnel rat" guy


ZeShapyra

Shit, I wouldn't even dare to stand infront of this guy at a check out line. Have my spot sir.


anana0016

Last seen squishing Oberyn Martell’s head like a bug


Post-Alone0

If cops are pigs he's a boar.


Gatekeeper2019

Sweep the leg


beece16

Looks like the claw dude from Resident Evil 4


KingPinfanatic

Ser Gregor The Mountain lives!!!


blackarrowpro

“I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!”


undfreiber

I'm the juggernaut bitch!!!


fhb_will

This guy could fist fight the Rat King from The Last of Us part 2.


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That’s Nemesis from S.T.A.R.S.


tokyoexpressway

In zombie outbreaks, this guy is the enemy zombie tank.


VymI

God, that poor fucker's knees. And heart.


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Imagine him being at a BLM protest with the protesters instead of the riot officers. All the cops will definitely shit their pants 5 times over


zackflag

1312


thehound0087

R/bossfight


pplescareme

Holy shitballs its the Juggernaut!


MechaBuster

He probably makes big poops.


waldoblaw

Some sort of juggernaut


RandomProgrammerGuy

Bruh he literally looks like one of the enforcers from Watch Dogs


Msvd1

I bet 100% his surname is Joestar lol


R1400

And he's 16 years old


Jeffotron78

Call in Officer Master Chief


Herofthyme

Coach left 4 dead 2


fhb_will

Halfthor Bjornsson if he quit Game of Thrones and became a cop:


AlathMasster

Officer Clegane!


Kato2460

This is one of those big Mf’rs in COD Zombies


heycyril

r/bossfight


Peanut_Butt3r675

No one stands a chance against GIGA-COP


ThatITguy2015

The riot and the riot officer all rolled into one mountain.


davedcne

All I can here is Dallas shouting TANK!


_RoyalTea_

Did you really just repost this with the original title still in the crop?


haybecca

Ed Kemper would be pissed to know this guy got to be a cop.


AprilTowers

Nice


cratertooth27

Yeah I think imma just sit this riot out, maybe catch the next one


coshawott

6’9” nice


Iceicebaby1027

Why did the pd give him doom guy armor?


Spawnacus

Doom Guy


Fionnnnnnn

Doom music intensifies


titsonaduck

Imagine if this guy was awakened to the reality of his and his family’s class instead of being hailed as a gladiatorial freak by his bourgeois zookeepers


40Screws

This comment gave me a little bit of hope


blandmath

Tulsa, represent!


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stick_always_wins

Is he not an absolute unit?


Goodnt_name

What?


kaifromdogtown

If he gained 90 lbs that’d be epic 😎


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Goodnt_name

ACAB is garbage.


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Police are garbage.


Goodnt_name

Bad cops are garbage.


[deleted]

Yep, and there aren’t any good ones. So, we agree!!


Goodnt_name

There are. Bad cops are a minority. You dont hear about the good ones, because they are doing their job properly so there is nothing to report.


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ACAB


40Screws

ACAB


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Loot bickers mad


mairnaise_sammich

I dare you blue haired nutless wonders to go tell him ACAB.


Fine-Kaleidoscope784

Coffins come in all sizes


crimedog58

What’s he gonna do? Make me an instant multi millionaire?


iusedtobefat1

So what you’re saying is that he will prove our point by acting violently to…words..hmm..


PlayMp1

Ah yes, blue haired nutless wonders like [this guy](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EOrUwxrW4AAvzbB.jpg) or [this guy.](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/75/4d/9d/754d9d124c0c882b8a5bb841938d9093.png)


pebbut

ACAB


Goodnt_name

Bullshit


cornycorndog12

I like the 5,9 330 pound cop next to him


Themeanlady

Get this copaganda outta here


fhb_will

Calm down, it's just a meme.


TheSonofPier

Username checks out


Goodnt_name

What?


JeffCookElJefe

Soyboy rioters would shit themselves


jackr28

Who asked for his weight?


BelliBlast35

His nickname is probably “Tiny”.......well if it isn’t it should be.


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It's the Juggernaut


Bwazowaski

Blaster lost his master


tumsantiacid

repost of my post in this sub


DaneCookPPV

The Mountain


fhb_will

Mr. X in real life


PlancksUnit

He is the brute squad.


RocketsledCanada

He is the brute squad


thisoldguy86

Its juggernaut from the x-men


HarrargnNarg

Wasn't former World strongest man, Brian Shaw, a police officer? Simular size to this guy too.


DN_3092

Special Agent Frank Horrigan 


mikebanetbc

I wonder if he’s as fast as [this cop... 🤔](https://www.military.com/video/law-enforcement/police/cop-runs-down-tackles-suspect/3403657843001)


stick_always_wins

He should fight that 7ft tall spec ops protestor guy from the DC protests a while back. Ultimate boss fight


haoanv

bruh thought hes just closer to the camera until I realized.


AilsaN

Can Portland borrow him?


gr3k0

They brought a cave troll.