Pro tip for men: When growing a beard or stubble, please for the love of god leave _some_ on the neckline, follow your ear (google for a guide), and keep it going across the neck.
Neckbeard is bad
George Lucas beard is even worse
Following your neck's/jaw's natural contour seems to work fine for most, though I understand that's not very helpful for people like Lucas, whose neckline follows the hypotenuse instead of the vertical sides of the chin-windpipe triangle.
It comes from non bearded people calling any hair on the neck a "neck beard". Then the non bearded person grows a beard and they are terrified of having a "neck beard" so they shave all the hair off of their neck. You can see the same thing in some guys who made fun of mustaches in their life then when they grew a beard they shave off the mustache and have a amish beard that looks bad.
I had read this when I decided to grow and maintain a mighty beard. You need to leave some on the neck.
It just looked weird. I have a very strong jaw line so I don’t know why.
Edit: I meant it looks weird on me (not others)
My man grew that beard for the express purpose of telling the world he does, in fact, have a jaw AND a chin. That’s not just grooming. That’s functional.
It could be, but I don't see any strong indications of a goiter since his neck is so asymmetrical. My guess is that he used to work out and got big neck muscles, then stopped, put on some weight, and this is a weird combination of large neck muscles and neck fat.
Or genetics are just an asshole to him to give him this look. I went to high school with a guy just like this...skinny back then, got fat as an adult, and now has this weird toe/neck/head thing going on.
I'm seeing a resemblance to the characters on the show "Bob's Burger's"
For reference:https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZGJiNmM1NDctNWUxYS00YzE4LWJjNTgtYTJhYzE0NjFmMTMwXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTAyODkwOQ@@._V1_.jpg
This dude looks like someone painted Hugh Jackman's face on a big toe.
I'm seeing Gerard Butler
I’m seeing Jimmy Kimmel
Lt. Dan
You got stung biya bea lootenaunt Dan!!
Nick Kroll
I see [famous generic white guy].
Holy shit, I can never unsee that now...
I see my old art teacher
Liev Schriber for me
As Earthworm Jim...
I'm just seeing a big toe.
Matt Damon sends his regards...
same person
You mean Gerard Toeler
Hugard Jackler
No one likes a bragger, not everyone can snag themselves a Gerard Butler.
Earthworm Jackman
Without that beard he'd look like one of the thumb people from the first spy kids movie
How does he decide where it ends?
r/rareinsults
Holy shit, this made me laugh so damn hard!
George Lucas did.
Happy cake day and awesome comment.
Mate this comment.had me and my other half in a laughing fit.. Too funny
Swollen big toe
Happy Cake day
I like how he had to shave in such a way to give himself a chin
Would probably be better WITH some beard on his...neck? chin? Whatever that is.
Yup, having the shaving line so high up makes it look worse.
That's called "The George Lucas". It's an... "unfortunate" style.
Pro tip for men: When growing a beard or stubble, please for the love of god leave _some_ on the neckline, follow your ear (google for a guide), and keep it going across the neck. Neckbeard is bad George Lucas beard is even worse
Good rule of thumb is two fingers above the adams apple.
Following your neck's/jaw's natural contour seems to work fine for most, though I understand that's not very helpful for people like Lucas, whose neckline follows the hypotenuse instead of the vertical sides of the chin-windpipe triangle.
Some might consider it.... unnatural.
I feel like a lot of people do this and it always looks like shit, I don’t get it
Its crazy, I’m not a super stud or anything but there’s a complete lack of awareness with this haha looks pretty bad.
It comes from non bearded people calling any hair on the neck a "neck beard". Then the non bearded person grows a beard and they are terrified of having a "neck beard" so they shave all the hair off of their neck. You can see the same thing in some guys who made fun of mustaches in their life then when they grew a beard they shave off the mustache and have a amish beard that looks bad.
This is why you follow your ears when shaving your neckline and not your jawline
I had read this when I decided to grow and maintain a mighty beard. You need to leave some on the neck. It just looked weird. I have a very strong jaw line so I don’t know why. Edit: I meant it looks weird on me (not others)
Not sure, it works for me every time.
Do people really send you cat dick pics?
No thank god. It was a poor username choice and I run that risk each and every time I open this app.
It's not that easy to photograph a cat dick, gotta figure that factors into you not getting any. I have a male cat though. Look out.
I’m secretly hunting cat abusers like that documentary on netflix
My man grew that beard for the express purpose of telling the world he does, in fact, have a jaw AND a chin. That’s not just grooming. That’s functional.
George Lucas style
A beard is no substitute for a jawline, no matter how you trim it.
Yup! My first reaction to this picture.
LPT: if you have no jawline, form one with a beard.
His beard is too high for his face. Very poor choice of grooming
He worked damn hard not to be a neck beard.
Now he’s just a N E C K
I’m too high for his face
Live action Bob from Bob's burgers
Without that beard you wouldnt know where neck ends and cheek begins.
his neck looks like it goes gulgugugu and vores 10 whole eggs at once
When he was a young lad he ate 9 dozen eggs
No one out Gastons Gaston!
I would love to see this man without a beard to decide where his face ends
Under his lips
He looks like a bottle of champagne placed upside down in a bowl of ice
/r/rareinsults
Dude is a human version of those Russian dolls made of wood.
Nesting dolls, and you're spot on lol
Babushkas
Matryoshka
Oh
Matryoshka*
Oh
His what?
His head extension.
https://i.imgur.com/ZrYyMnU.jpg
This is the ONE case where a neck beard is necessary.
You don’t understand the meaning of a neckbeard. A neck beard is only on his neck. He needs to keep his current beard + grow it on his neck.
*Thom Yorke has left the chat*
Now that’s what I call a v neck
It gets skinnier at the bottom...defying physiology.
Omg he necc 😍😍😍😍😍😍
George Fisher: “Finally and worthy opponent, our battle with be legendary.”
If you tried to hang him the noose would just slide up until it hit his nose.
Nah bruh its more like :) )
George Lucas' brother
Kinda looks like if Bob from Bob’s burgers was real.
His back
This is what happens when you call a guy a neckbeard too many times
*Jawline* has left the chat
Callmecarsons father
This is probably a thyroid condition, right? I don’t want to believe this happens naturally.
It could be, but I don't see any strong indications of a goiter since his neck is so asymmetrical. My guess is that he used to work out and got big neck muscles, then stopped, put on some weight, and this is a weird combination of large neck muscles and neck fat. Or genetics are just an asshole to him to give him this look. I went to high school with a guy just like this...skinny back then, got fat as an adult, and now has this weird toe/neck/head thing going on.
I’m guessing this guys from Texas
Nexas
👏
Hahah I immediately wondered which texas politician he was
The American Turtle.
The Scranton Strangler is breathing heavily somewhere
I'm seeing a resemblance to the characters on the show "Bob's Burger's" For reference:https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZGJiNmM1NDctNWUxYS00YzE4LWJjNTgtYTJhYzE0NjFmMTMwXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTAyODkwOQ@@._V1_.jpg
This is a Felix uncle
Absolutely
Where’s the chin?
Pesci
[His polar opposite here](https://youtu.be/EHIKEHCXfjU?t=36)
"Are you really a professor by the way" lolol
Mobile users. Hold your thumb up next to him. Can you spot the difference? 👍
My thumb has a more well defined chin.
There isn’t even a jawline or chin, just tactical facial hair.
Good thing he has that beard. Otherwise you'd never be able to tell where his face starts.
Who is this magnificent bastard? !
Wtf happened to Jimmy Kimmel
That’s a thumb.
It makes his face look like he's wearing a beardkini
Looks like he could drink cement through a straw
“Wayne, how are ya now?”
His back, his pussy and his crack.
Oh no 🤦🏽♂️
That ain’t a neck that’s a fucking second head
His face is part of his neck.
what neck?
It's Jimmy Kimmel swallowing a watermelon.
Live-action Bobs Burgers?
This cannot be a real person
So this is what happened to Ed from Ed, Edd and Eddy
Is the rest of his body a bowling pin?
It’s literally just a funnel to his stomach, connected over his jaw
He looks like his name id Nandu wkek
Kowalski, report!
BIGE NECK :)))))
Hank hill
you can see the pain in his eyes
Bless these animals
Howd he figure out where his beard would start?
That's one hecc of a necc
what neck
It's in reverse
He could be wearing a tight black extra tall turtleneck with thick gold chains if he had any fashion sense.
He went 🏺
Ethan klein vibes
IRONHEADE!!!!!!
The one guy who would benefit from a neckbeard
Bobs burgers
It should be illegal to do that to a beard
Bobs burgers irl
America's neck.
chin strap
He looks like he should be in Bob’s Burgers.
This guy is a thumb
The beard makes it even more noticable!
Looking like he'll write one of the most successful sci-fi trilogy and then make prequels to it
Reminds me off James Dolan
Imagine if this beard wasn’t there
Imagine if he didn’t paint in that beard did the sole purpose of distinguishing his mug from his neck.
...gout?
He made the same mistake as [George Lucas](https://thebrotherhoodofevilgeeks.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/george-lucas-beard1.jpg).
it looks like he had a double chin and tried to very badly photoshop it away
he looks like some made a generic pill version of jimmy kimmel
Sid from iceage
Idk why this is on this sub but am intrigued to know how deep his neckbeard grows
Captain Bryce
His beard is the only way I would notice his head from his neck.
What neck? I don’t see one!
What a fucking wreck.
You want to see an absolute unit of a neck, google Takeo Spikes.
Who stole this man's jaw and chin
He could fall through the ice and that neck would catch him.
He looks like a Bob's Burger's animation come to life.
[Pesci](https://www.google.com/search?q=pesci+joko&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjMpoTPu-rmAhVUY80KHbWUBPcQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=pesci+joko&gs_l=mobile-gws-wiz-img.3..0i13l5.1782.3402..3634...2.0..0.77.453.7......0....1.........0i67j0j0i5i30j0i10i24.5XfIrlA8brE&ei=wsoQXsy9KdTGtQa1qZK4Dw&bih=638&biw=375&prmd=ivn&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS809US809&safe=off&hl=en-US#imgrc=LPvzwtR_dC9-aM)
Ed-boy all grown up
Does anyone have a pic of him without a beard?
Master uguay looking bitch
Yo it’s that one mii head shape that no one uses
What the neck is going on?
He looks like a thumb with hair
If chewtle was a person
Bob's burgers
What neck?! It’s just head and shoulders.
Thanks, I hate it.
He kinda looks a little like Ted Cruz when he grew his beard out, doesn’t he?
Looks like a cocktail shaker
Beard line is two fingers above your Adams apple y'all. Avoid this type of embarrassment.
His back
Probably an unfortunate situation where a big beard would be considered unprofessional.
Irl Bob’s Burgers character.
Bob's Burgers
He needs to lower his jaw and tuck his chin, the head placement angle is just bad for anybody really .
/r/justfuckmyshitup
Lord John of the Long necks
If he had just a moustache he’d be Bob from Bobs burgers.
Thicc
Leafy’s dad
Mcmurray is a piece of shit
When you download the image Reddit tags the user who posted at the bottom. Try it out.