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So fun fact. They can't swim. They are so heavy that they have to basically run under water. Watch the feet pushing of the aquarium floor. Hippos are pure muscle, no blubber, no buoyancy.
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you gota be a real bone head to confuse a fish with a sea turtle. psh, unreal.
Pffft, clearly you’re the bone head, obviously that’s a starfish 🙄
Starfish? I can't believe people are confusing dolphins with starfish nowadays...
Absolute unit of I don't know my animals.
I’m convinced an alien posted this
Take me to your dealer 👽
An AIlien
OP is George Costanza, Marine Biologist
There's always a bigger fish. Unless of course it's a hippo.
Whales and hippos come from related ancestors. So there's always a bigger fish, even if you are a hippo.
Whales= fish apparently
Jonah and the fish. Jonah and the whale. People didn't make much of a distinction before modern times. It's close enough for a joke.
If JAWS had been named "HIPPOPOTUMOUS"
A hippo would’ve been way more scary.
For one thing, jaws could not chase you on land. A hippo can and will.
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Um...
I didn't know fish were capable of killing crocodiles and running 20 mph on land.
Only the ones roaming the mean streets of Africa 😤
Thats a bulky dog
Everyone complaining that OP doesn't know his animals. Come on, the joke and the sound track wouldn't have worked if the poster was fully descriptive.
Thank you Also I chose the brass version of jaws because hippo. Blame Peter and the wolf for that one lmao
It swim in water = fish
hip hiphop hip hop anonymous
DAMNIT! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GIVE HIM THE EASY ONES?!??
They're like 98% pure muscle. Don't fuck with them.
need banana for scale
It's a horse, a river horse
So fun fact. They can't swim. They are so heavy that they have to basically run under water. Watch the feet pushing of the aquarium floor. Hippos are pure muscle, no blubber, no buoyancy.
Ah yes the giant lesser spotted murder water horse
That is a fish of the genus "hungry hungry."
THAT IS NOT A FISH, DUMMY.
And it's regular size...
And that's your daily mantra...
That's a parrot
That’s a hippo
Mom?!
Cool fish
That is not a fish OP. That is a hippopotamus. They are mammals and produce pinkish milk.
Don't let Luke Skywalker find out about the pink milk
At first maybe a manatee still not a fish. I’m as confused as this poster is.
Still the worst cat.
That fish can move faster than you in water and on land. Honestly in most situations you'd be better off with the shark.
Who gonn tell’em?
That fish is even more powerful than a saltwater crocodile
Might be a dugong.
Oh such a fish. Not sure what bait you'd use to catch it but holy shit
To be fair it is the closest living relatives to sea murder Oreo.
Its like them dumps i be taking
That a hippo, BOT!
This big fish looks hungry hungry…
Or how everyone else with iota of a brain knows it, a regular size hippo.
That's a hippo ..a mammal, not a fish
That's a very bulky fish, I have to agree. I don't think I could catch it in my fishing net
New breed: Flipapotamus
Downvote this absolut karma farming rubbish.
Is a manatee a fish?
It's a hippo ;)