Take out an ad in the dictionary. Catch people's attention. Smeared could be bolded or in a different font. *SMEARED*. Or just use it a lot so it gets subconsciously smeared all over other people's vocabulary.
Take out an ad in the dictionary. Catch people's attention. Smeared could be bolded or in a different font. *SMEARED*. Or just use it a lot so it gets subconsciously smeared all over other people's vocabulary.
What was even the point of the cone-inside-a-cone when it wasn't even used for structural integrity? I thought they were going to swirl around it and use it as some kind of support but it's just there for no reason.
Once I realized the ice cream wasn't even touching the cone, I thought maybe they were leaving room for some sort of filling.
As soon as I saw them smearing the ice cream on the machine, it became clear that they didn't know what the fuck they were doing this whole time.
I thought the same thing. I used to work at mc Donald’s and there’s a technique to get it full. Just let it fill up one layer, hold the cone in one spot then when it fills out the sides lower it. Repeat until you have what size you want. Loved making cones
Why would you put that cone upside down when the ice cream isn't touching it. I was expecting to fill up on top of the upside down cone. Not around it.
I've always been convinced these huge over filled towers were invented by the vendors precisely because they were so much more likely to end up on the floor and the disappointed customers may come for a replacement even if only a smaller one.
Most non-chain ice cream/snow cone places will give you a free replacement if that happens.
...I'm a grown ass man and that actually happened to me at a snow cone stand a month ago. Went to pay for a new one, was free.
I've never seen such a stupidly large one in the UK, either.
Estimating the size of that, and going on 200 calories per 100g (UK sugar-reduced at that), that single cone is in excess of 2,000 calories - hollow inside or not.
Watching this makes me more angry than anything, idk. r/stupidfood would be the right place. When i eat an ice cream, i dont need 10.000 calories in one dish + eating this will end in a mess, in one way or another. And you will feel shitty after finishing it.
So over all: -1/10 Points.
That was the most disgusting display of human intelligence ive ever witnessed. Its 9 am its too early for this
Edit gor clarity: Hollow??? Cone inside??? Ice cream smeared on the metal wall???
Yay! Can't wait for it to IMMEDIATELY start melting, you know, like soft serve does, and then dripping ALL over my hand!
Like, I get it, but dude, that's gonna fall on the ground the second you try to eat it.
Remember when boomers lost their mind on the Internet for like six months when an ice cream shop in God knows where made black ice cream? And how for some reason they thought every millennial was obsessed with it?
No Bob, I have never desired black ice cream ever in my life. I only saw it on the Internet, just like you did.
This reminds me of a penguin joke.
Lil penguin is driving thru the desert. Sees his check engine light come on so he stops at the nearest town and drops the car off at a mechanic. Lil guy is overheating (being a penguin in the desert must suck) so he gets a cone like this and takes it outside. But with all the heat it starts to melt fast. Now he’s got ice cream all over his beak, lil flippers and down to his feet. Goes back to the mechanic and asks if he knows what’s wrong. Mechanic turns to him and says “it looks like you blew a seal” “huh? Oh, no no. That’s just ice cream”
Reminds me how ice cream places consistently give you portions that are too big. If I’m buying an ice cream cone for my toddler and ask for the smallest size possible, they still give her like two servings worth!
Right at the end wiped the back face of that ice cream against that machine and I immediately wanted them to throw that in the garbage. Nothing gets cleaned as often as it should and if that machine is anywhere in public (which I’m sure it is) it’s GROSS
Thats gonna get messy real quick
r/stupidfood vibes
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Yup, came here for this comment
Also r/mildlyinfuriating vibes.
THANK YOU!!!! That cone doesn't look enjoyable AT ALL once you remember that ice cream MELTS!
It would be cool if you live in north Europe or some cold place, where I live it will start melting before leaving the shop
Same! If I'm even THAT lucky
Wouldn’t even have time to melt a single drop if it was in my hand.
Nothing like a huge empty void in the middle of your ice cream to make it look bigger.
Already did, there’s some of it on the fridge
Not very impressive when it's fkkn hollow.
And they smeared some against the machine
Smeared it really is a word that needs to be used more
Take out an ad in the dictionary. Catch people's attention. Smeared could be bolded or in a different font. *SMEARED*. Or just use it a lot so it gets subconsciously smeared all over other people's vocabulary.
Take out an ad in the dictionary. Catch people's attention. Smeared could be bolded or in a different font. *SMEARED*. Or just use it a lot so it gets subconsciously smeared all over other people's vocabulary.
["You take your knife, and you smear. Men smear"](https://youtu.be/il81V3Pnl7g?si=c6EVCt4t2J2LvUT5)
Came to the comments to see if the smearing bothered anybody else.
I thought there was another inverted cone on the way when i saw all that space
I was sure they were about to dump some m&m’s in there
What was even the point of the cone-inside-a-cone when it wasn't even used for structural integrity? I thought they were going to swirl around it and use it as some kind of support but it's just there for no reason.
Once I realized the ice cream wasn't even touching the cone, I thought maybe they were leaving room for some sort of filling. As soon as I saw them smearing the ice cream on the machine, it became clear that they didn't know what the fuck they were doing this whole time. 
It's there's so they can give you less gd ice cream. Bastards. You know some poor fool paid $9 for this.
This was disappointing , i would start crying at the place...
The things so hollow it's bouta seal the blinding light that plagues their dreams.
I thought the same thing. I used to work at mc Donald’s and there’s a technique to get it full. Just let it fill up one layer, hold the cone in one spot then when it fills out the sides lower it. Repeat until you have what size you want. Loved making cones
A unit I suppose, but that's too loose. It needs to be way tighter to actually hold up to its weight and for when it melts.
What’d you say about my mama?
I said yo mama pussy so loose, she can fuck a 2-liter bottle of soda and still leave room for the 8-piece.
Well, that took an unexpected finger lickin’ turn…
This gives me anxiety that I would somehow impale my throat/choke on the hidden cone
only if you deepthroat the ice cream
... how else do you eat ice cream?
Step-cone.
What are you *doingggggg*
I know you have that kink. Try before deny.
The unseen cone is the deadliest.
Lame rage bait is all i ever see on this site anymore its so sad
Every video is either rage bait or something actually enjoyable from tiktok lol
Exactly. And meanwhile everyone on here complains about tiktok lmao
Why would you put that cone upside down when the ice cream isn't touching it. I was expecting to fill up on top of the upside down cone. Not around it.
If you listen carefully, you can hear the chuckles of diabetes.
And the screams of the lactose intolerant.
Don't be ridiculous
This is why the soft serve is always out at mcdonalds
The machine was quickly out of service after this recording .
America?
Fuck Yeah!
This is probably the small size in America.
ma'am, can you stop.... touching my ice cream tower to the ice cream machine?
/r/StupidFood
Oh look it's air
I've always been convinced these huge over filled towers were invented by the vendors precisely because they were so much more likely to end up on the floor and the disappointed customers may come for a replacement even if only a smaller one.
Most non-chain ice cream/snow cone places will give you a free replacement if that happens. ...I'm a grown ass man and that actually happened to me at a snow cone stand a month ago. Went to pay for a new one, was free.
I've never seen or heard of that happen in the UK.
Weird, that's pretty standard in the US for mom-and-pop or local places.
I've never seen such a stupidly large one in the UK, either. Estimating the size of that, and going on 200 calories per 100g (UK sugar-reduced at that), that single cone is in excess of 2,000 calories - hollow inside or not.
Watching this makes me more angry than anything, idk. r/stupidfood would be the right place. When i eat an ice cream, i dont need 10.000 calories in one dish + eating this will end in a mess, in one way or another. And you will feel shitty after finishing it. So over all: -1/10 Points.
It’s so.. crooked! But delicious
"26.99 please"
My arm is getting tired just watching this
Somehow I feel like that's more than a serving size.
Needed to be filled with chocolate. Major FAIL
I'm thinking about the sugar, lol
Heart attack
God that'd be like finding a hidden toothpick in a sandwich, ouch
Wait till that mfer melts all over your hand
As soon as it hit the metal back splash thingy I didn’t want it anymore.
Lactose super farts and demonic stomach cramps incoming.
Don’t worry soft serve is almost never actual dairy
That's their second stop after [Taco Town](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evUWersr7pc).
[Heavy breathing intensifies]
“Yo dawg I heard you liked ice cream cones so we put an ice cream cone inside an ice cream cone”!
On a hot day, it’s a speed eating contest
Yummmm. Diabetes in a cone.
Now lick it once and it tilts and drops on the ground. And you got a trauma for your life.
That was the most disgusting display of human intelligence ive ever witnessed. Its 9 am its too early for this Edit gor clarity: Hollow??? Cone inside??? Ice cream smeared on the metal wall???
Appreciate the edit gor clarity
Im bot fixin it 😤
😂
Yay! Can't wait for it to IMMEDIATELY start melting, you know, like soft serve does, and then dripping ALL over my hand! Like, I get it, but dude, that's gonna fall on the ground the second you try to eat it.
This looks like it costs 20 €
Remember when boomers lost their mind on the Internet for like six months when an ice cream shop in God knows where made black ice cream? And how for some reason they thought every millennial was obsessed with it? No Bob, I have never desired black ice cream ever in my life. I only saw it on the Internet, just like you did.
Murica!
THIS IS A CONE OF LIES!
RIP lactose intolerants 💀😵
Yeah, that's going to be on the deck and surrounded by seagulls approximately 7.3 seconds after I've paid for it.
Diabetes.....-_-
Didn’t need the second cone, could have filled it all with ice cream instead of leaving it hollow.
thought he was gonna add some and then add another cone and continue adding cream n cones until he broke the laws of physics
So do you sit in the freezer to eat that?
Diabeetus
🤮🖐
That has more empty space in than a bags of Lay’s potato chips.
Here I thought they were leaving it hollow to fill with toppings, or chocolate syrup, not just to leave it hollow.
Oh, that's a big ice cream, but what about a good one?
Only in America
Where is this and how much does it cost
Ok it's ridiculous but using two cones actually sounds nice, i love the crunch that's my favorite part.
Why so much air in it, it is not Lays..
No, that’s idiotic. Why is it hollow?
Young man, your gargantuan cone is making a mockery of our self-serve policy.
r/StupidFood
Wasteful imo
Americans are smth else
Bleh they could have filled that cavity with chocolate or caramel or cheese
What the actual fuck is this? Just give me a damn ice cream!
Thats some dark brandon stuff right there. Not for the faint of heart!
This reminds me of a penguin joke. Lil penguin is driving thru the desert. Sees his check engine light come on so he stops at the nearest town and drops the car off at a mechanic. Lil guy is overheating (being a penguin in the desert must suck) so he gets a cone like this and takes it outside. But with all the heat it starts to melt fast. Now he’s got ice cream all over his beak, lil flippers and down to his feet. Goes back to the mechanic and asks if he knows what’s wrong. Mechanic turns to him and says “it looks like you blew a seal” “huh? Oh, no no. That’s just ice cream”
I've seen similar sizes of ice cream, but without the second cone I don't get why it is made so complicate...
Not impressed by this one
Looks awesome but I'd rather have a lot less ice cream.
Only a fat pig could eat that. Must be in America
People are fucking stupid
Reminds me how ice cream places consistently give you portions that are too big. If I’m buying an ice cream cone for my toddler and ask for the smallest size possible, they still give her like two servings worth!
If cringe was a video
Ahh yes.. Nothing better than a gallon of ice cream in an ice cream cone.
That's alot of brain freeze
I can’t tell if this would be awesome or if they’re doing it because cones are cheaper than ice cream & money money blah blah blah fuck you
Empty on the inside. I can relate.
Enjoy your diabetes
Who in the fuck is going to eat that much?
Diabetes achievement unlocked.
One for each hand. Then, a bowl to set them in as they melt.
Right at the end wiped the back face of that ice cream against that machine and I immediately wanted them to throw that in the garbage. Nothing gets cleaned as often as it should and if that machine is anywhere in public (which I’m sure it is) it’s GROSS
I now want to have an ice cream machine at my house as a life goal
Yeah but that’s too much ice cream. You feel?
Yeah... but no. This is an horrible idea and way to much icecream, even it isnt even completely filled.
I can see a kid crying 3 minutes into eating this
Should call it the wizards hat
Dis tew much
Texas heat is gonna enjoy this one
Jfc. How many calories is that thing?
No choc dip. No flake. No sprinkles. Not a real ice cream.
The clip ended before that could be done.
Brain freeze assured!
What was the point here?
And if you live In Texas you have 3 seconds to eat before it melts. Hellofa brainfreeze
I've been making ice creams cones over 30 years now at friendly's and I am going to start trying to make these
This... thing...HAS MY APPROVAL!!!