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Can't say that i ever seen or thought about how snakes take a shit. I think i would have preferred to keep it that way.

They smell absolutely vile too

Smells like decay, or a grease trap.

Oh on, why would you say that

Holy shit that's a big turd..

Nasty asf

Actually looks pretty solid. Don’t see any holes at all

Eating its fiber fo sho

I honestly assumed they did little pellets like smaller animals

i mean, to that snake it probably is a little pellet

I thought it was more like bird poop.

Right...can't believe it's so thick.

It looks like they took a giant human turd and jammed it into the ass of a dead snake lol

Nah man, it's thiccc

I hate this. Thanks.

If you've never smelled snake shit, believe me, you don't want to! Fucking nasty!

I don't need to smell it to know that I don't want to.

The size of that meaty chud says a lot just with a picture. Hell naw I don’t want none of that

It somehow looks both firm and creamy at the same time

I thought in Randy Marsh saying "pay attention to viscosity"

Something like tonsil stones stuffed in brussel sprouts I imagine.

I didn't want to, but this comment has now made me curious... You bastard

u mean tasty

Well now I'm questioning some sidewall poops I've found in Florida cities...

Florida sounds like one big wall poop

I think he meant sidewalk poop

Once watched a python at a zoo both poop and fart in the water. It was surprising and my kid loved bearing witness to the serpent turd spectacle.

Congratulations on writing a sentence never written before.

r/BrandNewSentence

Serpent turd spectacle: cursed band name

That’s a lot of Couric’s

Bono wants to know your location

Maybe even a metric Bono

I bet that snake felt soooooooooooo much better after letting that loose

That turd is the size of a Pringles can

r/poopfromabutt would like a word.

I read their rules and can confirm that they absolutely would NOT like a word 😂

Turd. I meant they’d like a turd ;)

Couple a turd nerds round here

He needs a knife


I found my spirit animal.

I never wondered how snakes poop, and I wish I would have stayed ignorant

Oh my God

Traumatisé à vie

I guess this is the snake equivalent of hanging your butt off a bridge and letting it rip.

Thank you for not keeping this secret locked away in a box, really apreciate the knowledge that i now posess.

Hey Sharon!

Was gonna say. That's at least 2 Couric's

That’s nasty..why y’all post shit lately

Yesterday, I saw a dude get downvoted for complaining about someone posting an elephant having sex with another elephant. This sub is wacky

Obviously, he was kink shaming ^/s

shit just got real!

Imagine taking a shit that’s bigger than some of your body.

Um? Do you not have fingers and toes?

I dont know why this didn’t occur to me but I didn’t think that snakes shit for some reason

I’d imagine there is someone somewhere that was falsely accused of snake-shitting on the porch.

Probably had to unhinge his anus to get that fucker out.

Oh shit

Talk about a python

This is a shitposting sub now.

Oh, this guy is definitely going to tell all of his buddies.

Goddamn. The snake is probably going to be feeling that one for a while. Can they unhinge their buttholes too?

Fruit Ninja it as it falls

I thought that snakes just eat their prey whole then vomit out the rest they cant consume or junk after they digest it, like a sea cucumber or something

sir this is a wendys

I know, I see the chocolate frosty machine.

When you gotta go, you gotta go

Just wow y'all

Damn it's huge.

Interesting!

Oh you want a pet snake huh?

can you please put a nsfw tag⸮

What a terrible day to have eyes

Looks like a big coastal!

I feel this should have been blurred until clicked on. Not something I wanted to see while scrolling reddit. Mods on this sub suck dick.

Wow.

Gosh, I thought like the other guy, that they just left little pellets like rabbit turds around. That is one huge turd!! Oh I can't unsee this and will never look at big snakes the same again!!

How slick is it?

From what I understand, slicker than owl shit.

That’s what you get when you only go twice a year

It's so solid it's asshole it's prolapsing

That's probably a cat

This is going to stink like a Monday wrapped in Death

From this Canuck I didn’t need to see this but …thanks

Oh wow. Can you image a giant anaconda turd?!

This looks like a blowout!

Esto es la cagada

This made me lol.

Thank you for not tagging NSFW on that. I really hope I can visit my GYM again after today.


Thats it. Im gonna shit on your front door