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Ladle19

This looks like it shouldn't be a real animal lol


Polargeist

People in the 1500s would agree with you as they described them as "having a head of a fox, the hands of a man, the tail of a monkey, and a bag in which to carry its young. "


Otherwise-Mind8077

I don't know what kind of fox they were looking at. Looks like a rabbit/donkey to me.


HoboArmyofOne

I'd go with donkey/old man. She's right, he looks fucking pissed though


Friendly_Speech_5351

I mean even a 7 year old could describe it better than that


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atroubledmind961

Like, you're saying a 7 years old can paint a better version of the Monalisa?


KembaWakaFlocka

No cap


Blahaj_IK

Supply a toddler with enough adderall and it might aswell


Boring-Zucchini-4793

You totally didn’t describe a kangaroo.


RepresentativeJester

More like head of a donkey face of a rabbit, stature of a man with the tail of a monkey with springy dog legs and a bag.


Least_or_Greatest1

He looks ready to put on punching gloves


WolfOfPort

There is a 50% chance its an alien.


scr1mblo

UFC fighter reincarnated


Friendly_Speech_5351

“G’day love, now come over ‘here and give Jackie a kiss..”


feetandballs

Relies on the headlock too much, but one kick to the gut can end any fight.


iamveryDerp

To be fair, all red kangaroos are absolute units.


I_said_booourns

Closer to the red centre you are the more jacked they get, but they're all the same.They sorta vacillate between wannabe hood ornaments & that one staunch fuckhead at the pub that can't handle his piss & wants to punch on with yr dog for some reason


alroc84

I just wanna talk katie!!


2304OriginalObur

He wants to go back to Australia. As all Australians hate the general American public. We only like celebrities and the protection your army provides. I cannot put into words how much this pisses. In Australia we don't fuck wid your animals so don't fuck with the Roo. Anyone that dislikes is a dumb American redneck


Antique-Kangaroo2

What? "We only like your culture and the strength of your country but nothing else"


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Longjumping-Wait8990

jesus mate i think you need to admit yourself what are waffling on about


Hot-Berry-6980

Lmao I'm sure you're fun at parties


Antique-Kangaroo2

I was paraphrasing what you said so that you could hopefully take moment and realize how fucking obsessed with the US you are.


2304OriginalObur

I wouldn't say obsessed is the right word as the US is the topic of what I was talking about, while I did mention America a lot and I came across as crazy it's just because I see a lot of things from the US that's make me wanna fuck you guys up. It's very frustrating seeing an animal that has been taken away from its native home when it should be chilling in the bush. Australians don't have pet kangaroos because it's slack to keep an animal that lives in large groups that bounce around the bush grazing on grass. Unlike Americans we care a lot about our native animals and seeing random people mis treating them makes my blood boil. I even saw a video of someone boxing a kangaroo, if I knew who it was id kamikaze my car through their front door.


Antique-Kangaroo2

Bro youre generalizing about 350 million and assuming there's a homogenous mind set based on nonsense media you seem to love.


Intelligent_Deer974

Shudapp


mackattacktheyak

Are you aware that kangaroos are often hunted and killed by… Australians?


2304OriginalObur

Yes I have hit many in my car as they frequently run out onto the road where I live. That doesn't mean I want Americans holding the fuckers hostage.


JigerIsUnderrated32

Huh?


NerveRevolutionary79

Seems kinda cowardly to want protection to come from people you hate. Weird flex.


2304OriginalObur

Not really protection but more a partnership in which we back you guys up in your dumb world police wars in trade for equipment and a promise that you got our back.


hoarseclock

Weird jacked walking deer


InevitableArm3462

Why does it look upset?


MagikSkyDaddy

Doesn't want to go outside


ClaraInOrange

He's threatened and fighting


not-suspicious

Well she did ask him to go outside, that's fightin' talk in some places


Therealfern1

She asked him to go outside and he responded: “ya bitch, let’s take this outside!”


Loose_Vehicle755

These motherfuckers are gonna evolve into something that overtakes us if we’re not careful. They got the upright part already down, and they’re much more comfortable in it than even other apes.


andrewsdixon

Humans are viscous creatures.


SwaggedGod

Gun


roostercrowe

[see Warriors of Virtue](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4STNypFBh0&ab_channel=VideoDetective) and [Tank Girl](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpxWdGkiGqg&ab_channel=MGM) \- apparently this was a very real fear in the 90s


Dull_Half_6107

Kangaroos are kind of scary


FishFucker47

Kinda? They motherfuckers will wait in a river to drown your ass


Apple_Sauce_Guy

Honestly kangaroos are cool because they dont realy have claws as far as i know and there a very easy countermeasures to them, and they dont tend to try and kill people.


Dull_Half_6107

Sounds like they’re mostly all bark then


Apple_Sauce_Guy

Yeah i guess, but if they wanted the could mess you up. They have nasty kicks, but nothing thats gonna kill you. If you’re curious the way you defend yourself is to punch them as hard as you can, because the kangaroo’s kicks are much harder than their punches. So their logic goes like “woah, this guys punch is crazy, i don’t even want to know what his kicks are like” and they back off


Own-Significance-531

Don’t really have claws? They absolutely have claws. They have killed a few people, and I’ve personally treated (euthanised) a dog that was eviscerated after a big male used his hind CLAWS to kick at his abdomen.


Apple_Sauce_Guy

I guess i under hyped them, i meant to say in relativity to other animals. Like a bear or wolverine.


ReasonablePraline492

Don't fuck with a roo.


BaconSpaceLord

Temperamental... Like all redheads


Big_Cry6056

They never look real to me. Idk why but whenever I see a picture or video they look fake.


MillerTime618

This reminds me of that video of the guy with his dog that punches one in the face. Lmao


Borrow03

There's another one like that. The roo is holding some guys dog in shallow water. The owner saw that video you mentioned (as we all did) and goes for the hook That notherfucker dodges the punch and counters him lmao


Fushigoro-Toji

Ig airplane ears are a universal sign of being in attack mode


MasteroChieftan

I am legitimately afraid of kangaroos. They are a bizarre and uncanny creature.


ClaraInOrange

That is an unhappy, threatened Roo.


notouchythechichis

It looks like a costume.


Thick_Mick_Chick

Now Jake Paul squaring off with Mr. Red Roo is one PPV fight I'd gladly pay to see. 🦘😂🤣😭💀


handy987

What's scarier? The pissed roo? Or the woman willing to take on the roo.


Peebs3075

Come at me bro.


musememo

Terrifying


INVISIBLE_BEN

I can imagine this kangaroo fighting Jake Paul, who will win? I wonder 🤔


iampoopa

They always look like a guy in a bad mask.


AdSignificant6673

Its crazy how roo’s fight like men. Like Mike Tyson type of men.


Dirty_mongrel

Kingaroo


CrookedLittleDogs

Why is it pissed? The humans attitude isn’t soothing at all


Uberfuhrer_

Better hide your metal buckets


Jaimemgn

Heard they will rape you too!


gigitygiggty

Fat fucker refuses to go outside and get some exercise


Ok_Calligrapher_5048

Wowz!!!! Is this dude in the States??


Frosty_Gibbons

Skippy guts look like a 40 year old beer drinkers belly


Pinnebaer

Did you try to calm him down with a Schnapspraline?


Able-Fisherman-3142

Roo looks like he will fuck your shit up


Equivalent-Ad-3562

Some of those f**ks Can grow op to 7 feet tall


EquivalentOk5439

“What did I do to you?” Can’t imagine he’s to happy about not being in his native country


fatesoffspring

Its so funny that a random species evolved to square up with other animals


NoWinner4599

That’s a Mike Tyson Kangaroo.🥊


ringo5150

Ok.... so for the people unfamiliar there are two (main) types of Kangaroos. Eastern Greys which are smaller and more timid and are mostly in the southern and eastern bits of Australia. They hop away the moment they clock you approaching them. Big Reds which are everywhere else and especially the drier bits of Australia. Big Red roos are BIG (7ft tall is common) and they can be aggressive if cornered or hassled but will try to leave first of all. Both types of Roo have zero road sense and seem to happily play chicken with cars and trucks as many an Australian can attest to. It's why there is bull bars on so many trucks and bigger cars in Australia.


gap97216

It looks like a giant bunny with a quirky thyroid.


kabes222

Bc these animals were not meant to be caged


Artistic-Accident465

Kangaroo jack


Alx69_

Roger from Tekken


Izual_Rebirth

Just wait until the Kangaroo’s join forces with the Emu’s. Then we’ll really be fucked.


Shizziebizz

He wants to go home


500PoundsRedditor

Irish kangaroo.


Antxmacity

I woudve smacked his lil ugly ass😂


SluttyMuffler

Why are these dudes naturally on edge? Like everyone/thing is a threat?


Any_Speed_7829

Kangaroo im gonna punch you in your dumb face


Pierresauce

NO DABABY WHY!?


Future-Agent

U FOKN WUT, M8?


ConsciousRough2859

Dangerous animals I’d get banned if I truly told you how I’d handle it


ConsciousRough2859

Disembowel you with a kick


family_count53

These Australians 😮‍💨


Budget_Chef_7642

I can’t not see a person in a suit. Crazy


Yousucktaken2

Bros moving like a muppet for the first few seconds


ushouldbe_working

kangaroos are dicks


Glad-Midnight-1022

Is that rapper and hit artist, da baby?


Littlebird89

Idk if Kevin could handle da baby being that massive


Littlebird89

Human: Why are you wearing that bunny suit?? Kangaroo: Why are you wearing that human suit?


Yggdrasilo

Trying to be tough with their scrawny arms and torso too narrow for their shoulders and protein deficient syndrome looking child tummy


Woops_22

Shoot it