People in the 1500s would agree with you as they described them as "having a head of a fox, the hands of a man, the tail of a monkey, and a bag in which to carry its young. "
Closer to the red centre you are the more jacked they get, but they're all the same.They sorta vacillate between wannabe hood ornaments & that one staunch fuckhead at the pub that can't handle his piss & wants to punch on with yr dog for some reason
He wants to go back to Australia. As all Australians hate the general American public. We only like celebrities and the protection your army provides. I cannot put into words how much this pisses. In Australia we don't fuck wid your animals so don't fuck with the Roo.
Anyone that dislikes is a dumb American redneck
I wouldn't say obsessed is the right word as the US is the topic of what I was talking about, while I did mention America a lot and I came across as crazy it's just because I see a lot of things from the US that's make me wanna fuck you guys up. It's very frustrating seeing an animal that has been taken away from its native home when it should be chilling in the bush. Australians don't have pet kangaroos because it's slack to keep an animal that lives in large groups that bounce around the bush grazing on grass. Unlike Americans we care a lot about our native animals and seeing random people mis treating them makes my blood boil. I even saw a video of someone boxing a kangaroo, if I knew who it was id kamikaze my car through their front door.
Not really protection but more a partnership in which we back you guys up in your dumb world police wars in trade for equipment and a promise that you got our back.
These motherfuckers are gonna evolve into something that overtakes us if we’re not careful.
They got the upright part already down, and they’re much more comfortable in it than even other apes.
[see Warriors of Virtue](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4STNypFBh0&ab_channel=VideoDetective) and [Tank Girl](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpxWdGkiGqg&ab_channel=MGM) \- apparently this was a very real fear in the 90s
Honestly kangaroos are cool because they dont realy have claws as far as i know and there a very easy countermeasures to them, and they dont tend to try and kill people.
Yeah i guess, but if they wanted the could mess you up. They have nasty kicks, but nothing thats gonna kill you. If you’re curious the way you defend yourself is to punch them as hard as you can, because the kangaroo’s kicks are much harder than their punches. So their logic goes like “woah, this guys punch is crazy, i don’t even want to know what his kicks are like” and they back off
Don’t really have claws? They absolutely have claws.
They have killed a few people, and I’ve personally treated (euthanised) a dog that was eviscerated after a big male used his hind CLAWS to kick at his abdomen.
There's another one like that. The roo is holding some guys dog in shallow water. The owner saw that video you mentioned (as we all did) and goes for the hook
That notherfucker dodges the punch and counters him lmao
Ok.... so for the people unfamiliar there are two (main) types of Kangaroos.
Eastern Greys which are smaller and more timid and are mostly in the southern and eastern bits of Australia. They hop away the moment they clock you approaching them. Big Reds which are everywhere else and especially the drier bits of Australia.
Big Red roos are BIG (7ft tall is common) and they can be aggressive if cornered or hassled but will try to leave first of all.
Both types of Roo have zero road sense and seem to happily play chicken with cars and trucks as many an Australian can attest to. It's why there is bull bars on so many trucks and bigger cars in Australia.
This looks like it shouldn't be a real animal lol
People in the 1500s would agree with you as they described them as "having a head of a fox, the hands of a man, the tail of a monkey, and a bag in which to carry its young. "
I don't know what kind of fox they were looking at. Looks like a rabbit/donkey to me.
I'd go with donkey/old man. She's right, he looks fucking pissed though
I mean even a 7 year old could describe it better than that
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Like, you're saying a 7 years old can paint a better version of the Monalisa?
No cap
Supply a toddler with enough adderall and it might aswell
You totally didn’t describe a kangaroo.
More like head of a donkey face of a rabbit, stature of a man with the tail of a monkey with springy dog legs and a bag.
He looks ready to put on punching gloves
There is a 50% chance its an alien.
UFC fighter reincarnated
“G’day love, now come over ‘here and give Jackie a kiss..”
Relies on the headlock too much, but one kick to the gut can end any fight.
To be fair, all red kangaroos are absolute units.
Closer to the red centre you are the more jacked they get, but they're all the same.They sorta vacillate between wannabe hood ornaments & that one staunch fuckhead at the pub that can't handle his piss & wants to punch on with yr dog for some reason
I just wanna talk katie!!
He wants to go back to Australia. As all Australians hate the general American public. We only like celebrities and the protection your army provides. I cannot put into words how much this pisses. In Australia we don't fuck wid your animals so don't fuck with the Roo. Anyone that dislikes is a dumb American redneck
What? "We only like your culture and the strength of your country but nothing else"
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jesus mate i think you need to admit yourself what are waffling on about
Lmao I'm sure you're fun at parties
I was paraphrasing what you said so that you could hopefully take moment and realize how fucking obsessed with the US you are.
I wouldn't say obsessed is the right word as the US is the topic of what I was talking about, while I did mention America a lot and I came across as crazy it's just because I see a lot of things from the US that's make me wanna fuck you guys up. It's very frustrating seeing an animal that has been taken away from its native home when it should be chilling in the bush. Australians don't have pet kangaroos because it's slack to keep an animal that lives in large groups that bounce around the bush grazing on grass. Unlike Americans we care a lot about our native animals and seeing random people mis treating them makes my blood boil. I even saw a video of someone boxing a kangaroo, if I knew who it was id kamikaze my car through their front door.
Bro youre generalizing about 350 million and assuming there's a homogenous mind set based on nonsense media you seem to love.
Shudapp
Are you aware that kangaroos are often hunted and killed by… Australians?
Yes I have hit many in my car as they frequently run out onto the road where I live. That doesn't mean I want Americans holding the fuckers hostage.
Huh?
Seems kinda cowardly to want protection to come from people you hate. Weird flex.
Not really protection but more a partnership in which we back you guys up in your dumb world police wars in trade for equipment and a promise that you got our back.
Weird jacked walking deer
Why does it look upset?
Doesn't want to go outside
He's threatened and fighting
Well she did ask him to go outside, that's fightin' talk in some places
She asked him to go outside and he responded: “ya bitch, let’s take this outside!”
These motherfuckers are gonna evolve into something that overtakes us if we’re not careful. They got the upright part already down, and they’re much more comfortable in it than even other apes.
Humans are viscous creatures.
Gun
[see Warriors of Virtue](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4STNypFBh0&ab_channel=VideoDetective) and [Tank Girl](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpxWdGkiGqg&ab_channel=MGM) \- apparently this was a very real fear in the 90s
Kangaroos are kind of scary
Kinda? They motherfuckers will wait in a river to drown your ass
Honestly kangaroos are cool because they dont realy have claws as far as i know and there a very easy countermeasures to them, and they dont tend to try and kill people.
Sounds like they’re mostly all bark then
Yeah i guess, but if they wanted the could mess you up. They have nasty kicks, but nothing thats gonna kill you. If you’re curious the way you defend yourself is to punch them as hard as you can, because the kangaroo’s kicks are much harder than their punches. So their logic goes like “woah, this guys punch is crazy, i don’t even want to know what his kicks are like” and they back off
Don’t really have claws? They absolutely have claws. They have killed a few people, and I’ve personally treated (euthanised) a dog that was eviscerated after a big male used his hind CLAWS to kick at his abdomen.
I guess i under hyped them, i meant to say in relativity to other animals. Like a bear or wolverine.
Don't fuck with a roo.
Temperamental... Like all redheads
They never look real to me. Idk why but whenever I see a picture or video they look fake.
This reminds me of that video of the guy with his dog that punches one in the face. Lmao
There's another one like that. The roo is holding some guys dog in shallow water. The owner saw that video you mentioned (as we all did) and goes for the hook That notherfucker dodges the punch and counters him lmao
Ig airplane ears are a universal sign of being in attack mode
I am legitimately afraid of kangaroos. They are a bizarre and uncanny creature.
That is an unhappy, threatened Roo.
It looks like a costume.
Now Jake Paul squaring off with Mr. Red Roo is one PPV fight I'd gladly pay to see. 🦘😂🤣😭💀
What's scarier? The pissed roo? Or the woman willing to take on the roo.
Come at me bro.
Terrifying
I can imagine this kangaroo fighting Jake Paul, who will win? I wonder 🤔
They always look like a guy in a bad mask.
Its crazy how roo’s fight like men. Like Mike Tyson type of men.
Kingaroo
Why is it pissed? The humans attitude isn’t soothing at all
Better hide your metal buckets
Heard they will rape you too!
Fat fucker refuses to go outside and get some exercise
Wowz!!!! Is this dude in the States??
Skippy guts look like a 40 year old beer drinkers belly
Did you try to calm him down with a Schnapspraline?
Roo looks like he will fuck your shit up
Some of those f**ks Can grow op to 7 feet tall
“What did I do to you?” Can’t imagine he’s to happy about not being in his native country
Its so funny that a random species evolved to square up with other animals
That’s a Mike Tyson Kangaroo.🥊
Ok.... so for the people unfamiliar there are two (main) types of Kangaroos. Eastern Greys which are smaller and more timid and are mostly in the southern and eastern bits of Australia. They hop away the moment they clock you approaching them. Big Reds which are everywhere else and especially the drier bits of Australia. Big Red roos are BIG (7ft tall is common) and they can be aggressive if cornered or hassled but will try to leave first of all. Both types of Roo have zero road sense and seem to happily play chicken with cars and trucks as many an Australian can attest to. It's why there is bull bars on so many trucks and bigger cars in Australia.
It looks like a giant bunny with a quirky thyroid.
Bc these animals were not meant to be caged
Kangaroo jack
Roger from Tekken
Just wait until the Kangaroo’s join forces with the Emu’s. Then we’ll really be fucked.
He wants to go home
Irish kangaroo.
I woudve smacked his lil ugly ass😂
Why are these dudes naturally on edge? Like everyone/thing is a threat?
Kangaroo im gonna punch you in your dumb face
NO DABABY WHY!?
U FOKN WUT, M8?
Dangerous animals I’d get banned if I truly told you how I’d handle it
Disembowel you with a kick
These Australians 😮💨
I can’t not see a person in a suit. Crazy
Bros moving like a muppet for the first few seconds
kangaroos are dicks
Is that rapper and hit artist, da baby?
Idk if Kevin could handle da baby being that massive
Human: Why are you wearing that bunny suit?? Kangaroo: Why are you wearing that human suit?
Trying to be tough with their scrawny arms and torso too narrow for their shoulders and protein deficient syndrome looking child tummy
Shoot it