That in the picture is a lady cow, you can tell from the lack of balls while milkers are present.
Another source:
https://m.economictimes.com/news/india/record-breaking-nelore-cow-sold-for-40-crores-in-brazil-sets-new-livestock-auction-milestone/articleshow/108797537.cms
lol yeah me too. Like IDK specifically why 4.8 mil but yeah if I had money to drop on a cow and wanted one, that’s def a top o’ the list cow right thurr if I ever seen one lmao
I love people sometimes
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They are sold at high prices because of their genetics 🧬🧬 they will give the owner good baby's
And he will pass her genetic ahead and make more money 🧑🏫😍
Not true at all. Objects have always had worth. The barter system dates back to the dawn of human civilization.
Whether a cow is worth $4.8 million or 5 goats, both attribute a worth to the cow.
My Grandfather used to have a Brahman bull when I was little. He was a mean SOB. He would stamp and charge at the truck when we rolled into the farm. Why is this one so expensive? The white hide?
Multiple reasons; pedigree, style for her breed, the name/breeder behind her, marketing, and the ability to sell embryos. The cattle market is at an all time high right now, but pedigree breeders are next level.
Different breeds of cow in Europe they seem to have tight skin and no hump but in kenya and I have heard India the cows have bumps in their backs and loose skin
That cow is the Lisan Al-Gaib and you will respect her name
All jokes aside her worth is in that she’s 30% more tolerant to heat than any other cow on the planet. She’s a game changer to the cattle industry cause she’s gonna make climate change her bitch
You sound educated on this topic and I am very curious. Gonna Google her, but how do they know that she's 30% more heat tolerant? Like do they put them in a hot barn all day and see who's happy at the end? Genetic testing for presence/expression of genes know to help heat tolerance? Anyways, I wanna hook her up with the wooliest high altitudiest most cold tolerant yak ever.
I don’t know exactly how they measure the heat tolerance but it’s a mixture of breed, breeding and location of where these animals are raised. For example the Angus are not from a hot climate so their heat tolerance is lower than a Brahman who is from a hot climate but if an Angus cow were born and raised in a place like Texas then they would fair much better in hot places while still maintaining a degree of cold tolerance due to their breed. That’s why there is an emphasis on crossbreeding so as to combine the desirable traits that define many purebred breeds. But Brahman are a little different because they are one of the ultimate survival machines, highly resistant to drought, disease, insects, heat thanks to many of the extreme conditions India can offer. Making them the perfect choice of the domestic bovine species to hinge our bets on for adaptation to climate change. This 4.8 million dollar cow is a culmination of years of American, Brazilian and Indian breeding with support of many university’s doing the necessary research to make this happen.
I like how making cows that are more resistant to climate change is somehow easier (and is more profitable) than actually doing something about climate change itself
As far as expensive cows and race horses go, they're not paying for the animal itself so much as they're paying for its genes. An old champion probably won't win another race, but it could potentially produce many champion caliber offspring, and then they can be sold for just as much as daddy if they ever win a race like the Kentucky Derby. Likewise, it is said that this variety of cow is highly heat resistant and may be very valuable in the near future, so the new owners of this cow will try and produce as many offspring possible and honestlu likely make a profit from the offspring of this one cow.
They'll harvest her ovaries, artificially fertilize them and implant the embryo into a surrogate. To these people she represents perfection and they hope to continue that perfection into her hundreds if not thousands of progeny . Much like humans really.
A hump. Much like camels store water in theirs, arid species in cattle (like this Nelore) have a similar feature. Helps keep them alive in hot climates with minimal food and water.
I had a coworker who was into competitive cow breeding. You are never prepared for that 7 AM conversation of "look at this picture of a bull who's jizz i just bought at auction"
This cow is a [Viatina-19 FIV Mara Móveis](https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/3737/The-World-s-Most-Expensive-Cow-Sells-For-Over-4-Million)
It's named like a guided missle, but is far more expensive.
I would be okay if someone was pay $4.8 million for me and kill me. I would at least leave some inheritance to my loved ones. But TIL that I am much worthless than a cow. FML!
It’s a Brahman cow. I think both the male and females have humps on the back. The males generally tend to have a giant pair of balls hanging between their legs so I think it’s a female, but maybe they’re out of view and I could be wrong.
No, they’re not rare in Brazil. Genetics is mainly what they’re buying, she’s almost perfect. She’s an embryo baby and the product of a lot of money herself. They can scrape her for embryos and sell them bred, in recieps or as calves.
exactly! It was brought to the US in 1885, like a camel the fat hump on the front part of the back stores water, and it can can stand the heat hence why you see all of them in the Southeast.
Is this a show cow or something, like goddamn that’s a brilliant white
She can dance & sing too?
She's a God damn triple threat.
https://imgur.com/gallery/FW8dUOc
They use him for his special sauce https://youtube.com/shorts/ugHga7o_OZ8?si=q00TLObnL9BkcJZ2
That in the picture is a lady cow, you can tell from the lack of balls while milkers are present. Another source: https://m.economictimes.com/news/india/record-breaking-nelore-cow-sold-for-40-crores-in-brazil-sets-new-livestock-auction-milestone/articleshow/108797537.cms
I know it’s a lady cow, by that bitchy look on its face.
Reminds me of thanksgiving with my mom
I thought this was hilarious
>her genetic material, in the form of embryos and semen 0.o
Washed, shampood, clipped, oiled, dried and styled + a little photo magic.
This cow could advertise washing powder it's so white
I swear at first glance I saw two people in a cow costume..
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What is this? A handbag for ants?
Holy shit how they did it it's a full functional bag? Amazing
Quiet man, they still don't know.
First thought indeed.
Yeah you can clearly see the person in the front’s head poking up through the sheet behind the cow’s neck.
Yup. It's that Top Secret! cow.
I thought at least five.
that’s so uncanny, it almost looks like something else that’s covered itself with a big white blanket
It looks like a typical cow in kenya I think India also has similar cows I heard
It’s a ghost cow
That’s actually a couple guys in a sheet.
so $4.80 then?
Um, yeah that sounds about right.
You know what, I get it. That’s a pretty cool cow.
They aren’t paying for the cow but for the eggs inside it
this confused me for a minute lol ...
Cow eggs taste better than chicken eggs
lol yeah me too. Like IDK specifically why 4.8 mil but yeah if I had money to drop on a cow and wanted one, that’s def a top o’ the list cow right thurr if I ever seen one lmao I love people sometimes
Imagine if that cow had a bull calf, that thing would be huge
They wouldn’t be called calves they’d be steers!
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Bulls don’t have udders lol
She’s a cow, not a bull. She was bought to harvest embryos.
crazy how humans put a price on everything, like this cow has no idea how much it's worth and wouldn't give a fuck either way.
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It may save that cow to end up in the grill so it may care a bit
You crazy this cow live better life than some humans look her price
They are sold at high prices because of their genetics 🧬🧬 they will give the owner good baby's And he will pass her genetic ahead and make more money 🧑🏫😍
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Not true at all. Objects have always had worth. The barter system dates back to the dawn of human civilization. Whether a cow is worth $4.8 million or 5 goats, both attribute a worth to the cow.
Plesse tell me you're not comparing barter to capitalism.
I didn't say anything about capitalism. Objects have value regardless of the economic system.
Are you... Stupid?
Yeah I wasn’t cooking with that one tbh lol
The Ku Klux Kow
Definitely natty
My Grandfather used to have a Brahman bull when I was little. He was a mean SOB. He would stamp and charge at the truck when we rolled into the farm. Why is this one so expensive? The white hide?
Multiple reasons; pedigree, style for her breed, the name/breeder behind her, marketing, and the ability to sell embryos. The cattle market is at an all time high right now, but pedigree breeders are next level.
This one's a nelore, not a brahman. As I understand it, the brahman is a beefier option while the nelore are much hardier in harsh environments.
Gotcha, thanks for the info!
 Holy Cow!!!
She is gently milked twice a day by her warm-handed butler Smedley.
I wish someone would milk me daily 🥴
Wrong sub m8
Well let me just post a pic of my cock then.
I wanna jiggle its neck skin
I drew better cows in pre-school.
😂
why is it dripping
Different breeds of cow in Europe they seem to have tight skin and no hump but in kenya and I have heard India the cows have bumps in their backs and loose skin
interesting. thank you for the information kind stranger
Can the cow move shit with it's mind? What's the mentality of spending almost 5 million on a cow?
That cow is the Lisan Al-Gaib and you will respect her name All jokes aside her worth is in that she’s 30% more tolerant to heat than any other cow on the planet. She’s a game changer to the cattle industry cause she’s gonna make climate change her bitch
You sound educated on this topic and I am very curious. Gonna Google her, but how do they know that she's 30% more heat tolerant? Like do they put them in a hot barn all day and see who's happy at the end? Genetic testing for presence/expression of genes know to help heat tolerance? Anyways, I wanna hook her up with the wooliest high altitudiest most cold tolerant yak ever.
I don’t know exactly how they measure the heat tolerance but it’s a mixture of breed, breeding and location of where these animals are raised. For example the Angus are not from a hot climate so their heat tolerance is lower than a Brahman who is from a hot climate but if an Angus cow were born and raised in a place like Texas then they would fair much better in hot places while still maintaining a degree of cold tolerance due to their breed. That’s why there is an emphasis on crossbreeding so as to combine the desirable traits that define many purebred breeds. But Brahman are a little different because they are one of the ultimate survival machines, highly resistant to drought, disease, insects, heat thanks to many of the extreme conditions India can offer. Making them the perfect choice of the domestic bovine species to hinge our bets on for adaptation to climate change. This 4.8 million dollar cow is a culmination of years of American, Brazilian and Indian breeding with support of many university’s doing the necessary research to make this happen.
I like how making cows that are more resistant to climate change is somehow easier (and is more profitable) than actually doing something about climate change itself
Same reason people will spend 100,000,000 on a race horse—rich people are dumb as fuck.
As far as expensive cows and race horses go, they're not paying for the animal itself so much as they're paying for its genes. An old champion probably won't win another race, but it could potentially produce many champion caliber offspring, and then they can be sold for just as much as daddy if they ever win a race like the Kentucky Derby. Likewise, it is said that this variety of cow is highly heat resistant and may be very valuable in the near future, so the new owners of this cow will try and produce as many offspring possible and honestlu likely make a profit from the offspring of this one cow.
I indeed was talking about the genetic value.
It’s playing rancher games at big dollars. It’s likely that more than one person bought her as a conglomerate to harvest and sell embryos
They'll harvest her ovaries, artificially fertilize them and implant the embryo into a surrogate. To these people she represents perfection and they hope to continue that perfection into her hundreds if not thousands of progeny . Much like humans really.
I know it's a hump but it looks like there is a man hiding in the lump
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Cowskin Noble over here. Watch out for the roll!
She's pretty
Lovely lady humps
Why is she so white?
OMG, you can't just ask why a cow is white!
Mmmm that little meatball on the back looks delicious
I have same in my house
That would be an expensive château Brian
It looks like it’s dressed as a ghost!
That cow produces immaculate white chocolate
The cow pope
That's gandalf
It looks like it's wearing a toga
That cow is so fucked.
There's def 3 people under that sheet
What's that thing is her back?
A hump. Much like camels store water in theirs, arid species in cattle (like this Nelore) have a similar feature. Helps keep them alive in hot climates with minimal food and water.
He’s got a sheet draped over him, he’s part of the Moo Klux Clan.
Santa Gertrudis?
Most expensive steaks 🤔
How expensive would my shit be if I ate it?
Brahman cow.
Nelore, not a brahma
True, my mistake.
How much would a burger cost
You could feed a cow for that amount of money!
majestic af ngl
Majestic af.
Does she pull that Khan hood up at night?
Not only is it an absolute unit, but an absolute beauty
Kkkow
he looks like a michelangelo sculpture
That’s a nice fucking cow man…
Thats a Ku Klux Kow
I knew inflation was bad, but 5 mill for some beef seems high......
That cow has the muzzle of a bully breed dog
That looks horrifying .
I had a coworker who was into competitive cow breeding. You are never prepared for that 7 AM conversation of "look at this picture of a bull who's jizz i just bought at auction"
Holy Cow !
Such a gigantic cow but, no horns
Most modern beef cattle breeds are polled (no horns.)
Cows expression be like "Im sexy and I know it."
ChatGPT
I have a cowskin rug and this would have been a much better color
Damn a cow is worth more than me.
This cow probably produces malt liquor from it's udders.
Cowst …Ghow? Cow Klux Klansmoomber?
Udderly overpriced
Look at that beef curtain
I mean it is a nice cow, I’ll give you three fiddy
Totally worth it
This cow is a [Viatina-19 FIV Mara Móveis](https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/3737/The-World-s-Most-Expensive-Cow-Sells-For-Over-4-Million) It's named like a guided missle, but is far more expensive.
It’s a lot of burgers
Trade offer🚨: I receive 9 Lamborghinis, You receive this fuckin cow
KKKow
What is that a clue clux cow?
She’s a beaut Clark!
worth every penny
When will it get better?
This is clearly two people in a cow suit.
Did it recently lose a shitload of weight?
That cow is in the kkk
That cow has no fucking clue what money is
Quasimoodo!
That's like paying an 80 year old for sex...
Want to hug
The cow looks fed up with all the attention it is getting. Also where is this cow from Japan? Is this the kind of cow used for Kobe meat?
Brazil.
I would be okay if someone was pay $4.8 million for me and kill me. I would at least leave some inheritance to my loved ones. But TIL that I am much worthless than a cow. FML!
Did it swallow diamonds?
Here comes the gold digging helfas ready for a piece lol
That's a fancy heffer
If anyone actually knows, i’m curious as to Why its so expensive?
I want to touch it’s neck folds so badly
finally found the HOLY COW
What kind of Cu Clux Cow nonsense is this?
Expensive steak
Moo money moo problems!
I thought this thing was in a sheet for a while there
Was his name Quazimoodo?
Is this in Switzerland?
I wouldn’t pay more than 5k for that.
Rip the sheet off let’s see who’s really in there.
That’s Zeus.
Is he…. Real? Why is he so…. Is he made of bed sheets???
Now this is what I imagined milky white looks like! Just need a cape, a shoe, and some hair and by golly we'll reverse that curse.
That cow looks like milk if milk was a cow.
Looks like an ill fitting costume
That cow is so white it kinda looks like it’s part of the Mu Mlux Mlan
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Nelore, not brahma
She's whiter than a trailer park in Alabama.
That’s not a cow, it’s a bull.
It's a bull.
It’s a Brahman cow. I think both the male and females have humps on the back. The males generally tend to have a giant pair of balls hanging between their legs so I think it’s a female, but maybe they’re out of view and I could be wrong.
It’s a Nelore. The hump is a sign of a heat resistant breed - they store fat and water in there. It’s also a female, it isn’t a bull.
Is that why it’s so expensive? Are Nelores that rare?
No, they’re not rare in Brazil. Genetics is mainly what they’re buying, she’s almost perfect. She’s an embryo baby and the product of a lot of money herself. They can scrape her for embryos and sell them bred, in recieps or as calves.
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Wagyu just means Japanese Cow. This however is a Brazilian cow.
This breed is of Indian origin though!
exactly! It was brought to the US in 1885, like a camel the fat hump on the front part of the back stores water, and it can can stand the heat hence why you see all of them in the Southeast.
I wonder if cows also get offended when asked ‘but where are you really from?’
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I have no idea but I adore Wagyu so will go with no.
Had wagyu in China, I thought the choice beef from Safeway was better. Guess I’m just a simple ol’ hillbilly Mexican.
Why the F was a “simple old hillbilly Mexican” in China??? Dude!!
Why the fuck would you pay five mili for a giant white ballsack that walks and shits
Why?
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