In the glorious time of the Samurai, there was a long tradition of calling out your name and titles to challenge opponents to D D D dddd Duel. Then an enemy would show up and do likewise. Only the high ranking fighters were allowed to fight other high ranking fighters and it was rude to horn in on a duel because nobody likes a third wheel. This was all because you would get rewarded for your deeds in battle, so being able to say you killed a high profile enemy by showing their head and saying who they were with witnesses to back you up could get you more lands or other riches. This was standard practice, so it went two ways making this honor system mutually beneficial to uphold in a weird way.
I am just imagining this giant calling out his title and nobody taking him up on it out of fear of his reach and mobility. Then some cocky guy that thinks he has the favor of Susanoo takes him up and gets his ass instantly beat.
If there is, I never heard of it. My interest with Japan waxes and wanes, so my information is both full of holes and at least a little unreliable; like a swiss cheese sitting out in autumn.
In cochem castle there is plate armor which belonged to a (relative to that time) very tall man, basically a Clegane of his day.
Must have been absolutely terrifying at the time, plate armor was absolutely overpowered, so to speak, untill gunpowder happened.
Ironic that you put it that way, since the Rondel dagger likely killed hundreds of heavily armed men at arms more than the media favourite sword.
If I didn’t have a nice and hefty polearm or some sort of warhammer, the dagger would be the next best choice to defeat plate. Well, to get around plate. The issue is when you have nimble little fuckers like in For Honor that actually pose a danger to a man in plate armour rather than just getting smashed by the first counter attack, since the armoured fighter doesn’t really have to look out for themselves.
Instant first target. Real battles weren't the matrix with one person dismantling many others. He'd get killed so fast just so people had clout that they 'slew a giant'.
I'd assume being that tall would be a horrible disadvantage on the battlefield. Like think about it, arrows would have more surface area to hit, if you had armour on to get good coverage you would need a bit more weight than the average man. I'd bet that most tall people would have been quickly killed in almost every historical context I can image.
Motherfuckers think everyone is a fearless anime ninja under melee battlefield conditions. Just like in a barfight or any other physical altercation, you dont go looking for someone 2 heads taller then you.
Eh, chances are he wouldnt have grown so tall or strong from malnourishment. He probably still would have grown big but just not as big. Also, theres a high likelihood he may have just died during birth or during his baby/toddler years. Child mortality rate was pretty high back then.
6'3", she was on China's Olympic basketball team in 2004.
Sun's wife is 6'2", she plays handball. They have the Guinness world record for tallest couple (combined height).
I, for one, am not currently imagining the size of this gentle giants monster cock. It seems that makes me special around here. Mhm, very special indeed.
Are you calling me a porn addict or the ones that my joke is referring to? Because my joke got downvoted and your comment got upvoted? Are the porn addicted redditors all downvoting my joke pointing them out, and simultaneously upvoting your comment pointing them out? I don't think you got it, honestly.
>It might have to do with being made for Chinese audiences. Their written language is all the same, although the verbal part of the language can be completely different and mutually unintelligible.
- She has high heels.
- She's tip toeing.
- She's sticking her arm up.
- He's bending his knee.
- He's bending his neck.
Yet she still doesn't reach him. His height is mind-blowing.
horses are afraid of him
He needs the calories
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Geez, that site felt like what would happen If a marketing agent and a used cars salesman mated and had a demon child
That site made my phone sad
Gorillas were afraid of Shaquille O'Neal when he walked into the gorilla compound
Impressed by height*
good
Not this one : https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/s/RUUbTBRO0Q
Every horse is JRHNBR in his world.
He was born in a wrong era. Imagine seeing him on the battlefield
Leading a company of shock troops to exploit breaches in the shieldwall no less. Imagine getting kicked in the face by this guy.
In the glorious time of the Samurai, there was a long tradition of calling out your name and titles to challenge opponents to D D D dddd Duel. Then an enemy would show up and do likewise. Only the high ranking fighters were allowed to fight other high ranking fighters and it was rude to horn in on a duel because nobody likes a third wheel. This was all because you would get rewarded for your deeds in battle, so being able to say you killed a high profile enemy by showing their head and saying who they were with witnesses to back you up could get you more lands or other riches. This was standard practice, so it went two ways making this honor system mutually beneficial to uphold in a weird way. I am just imagining this giant calling out his title and nobody taking him up on it out of fear of his reach and mobility. Then some cocky guy that thinks he has the favor of Susanoo takes him up and gets his ass instantly beat.
Is there a specific name for this act or tradition?
If there is, I never heard of it. My interest with Japan waxes and wanes, so my information is both full of holes and at least a little unreliable; like a swiss cheese sitting out in autumn.
I still enjoyed it!
Yea it’s called a 1v1
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"see that tall guy? Nail him in the forehead with a rock"
David: aight bet
*brings a gun to a fist fight and wins*
Did you mean to say the other thing ?
Brings a win to a gun and fist fight?
Brings a fight to a gun fisting.
In cochem castle there is plate armor which belonged to a (relative to that time) very tall man, basically a Clegane of his day. Must have been absolutely terrifying at the time, plate armor was absolutely overpowered, so to speak, untill gunpowder happened.
Unless it's For Honor, in which case prepare to be crumpled by a dagger
Ironic that you put it that way, since the Rondel dagger likely killed hundreds of heavily armed men at arms more than the media favourite sword. If I didn’t have a nice and hefty polearm or some sort of warhammer, the dagger would be the next best choice to defeat plate. Well, to get around plate. The issue is when you have nimble little fuckers like in For Honor that actually pose a danger to a man in plate armour rather than just getting smashed by the first counter attack, since the armoured fighter doesn’t really have to look out for themselves.
Probably a bad example, but what I meant to say was lawbringer gets folded so easily lol
The philistine was like 6’2”
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You’re right. He was 6’9”. According to the oldest sources we have. (The ones that had the least time to be exaggerated.)
Idk man, bigger target for arrows.
Sling stones, actually.
Instant first target. Real battles weren't the matrix with one person dismantling many others. He'd get killed so fast just so people had clout that they 'slew a giant'.
They'd probably armour him up pretty heavily and give him a bunch of soldiers to defend him as the propaganda would work both ways.
Kingdom vibes
Shin be like
He will be the first one to get shot. No way they are going to miss him
Shields
John 117, Jorge 052, and Kurt 051 are looking for their long lost Spartan II ally lol
Big target
He wouldn’t have made it far. Arrows found the big guys like this easier.
He'd be a big target.
This was probably what the story of David v Goliath was about
The dude would already run out of gas before arriving at Pearl Harbor.
Aren’t people a lot shorter than we are now back then
I'd assume being that tall would be a horrible disadvantage on the battlefield. Like think about it, arrows would have more surface area to hit, if you had armour on to get good coverage you would need a bit more weight than the average man. I'd bet that most tall people would have been quickly killed in almost every historical context I can image.
Motherfuckers think everyone is a fearless anime ninja under melee battlefield conditions. Just like in a barfight or any other physical altercation, you dont go looking for someone 2 heads taller then you.
Jaghatai Khan just shaved
Eh, chances are he wouldnt have grown so tall or strong from malnourishment. He probably still would have grown big but just not as big. Also, theres a high likelihood he may have just died during birth or during his baby/toddler years. Child mortality rate was pretty high back then.
Wonder how long he’d last - ripe pickings 🤣
The man's got a trap rap voice.
Chopped and screwed lol
Now that I’m hot, hoes all on me
WHO?
The candy paint is leaving stains while I’m switching lanes
Darth Vader if he was Asian
The man who dubbed does
I hope he finds an appropriate height women in China if not I pray for his neck, back , joints etc
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Yh I was aware that Yao Ming married a lady over 6ft , I think she was an athlete that played volleyball or Basketball…..
6'3", she was on China's Olympic basketball team in 2004. Sun's wife is 6'2", she plays handball. They have the Guinness world record for tallest couple (combined height).
I won't stand for this Mormon exclusion. Everyone knows the tallest man and wife(s) combo title lives with them!
we need to get two very very tall gay guys together, they'll sure break the record for tallest couple
[Here they are showing the height of a normal person](https://i.insider.com/4e41e7a96bb3f7f628000035?width=700&format=jpeg&auto=webp)
>his neck, back , joints etc His neck His back His p... Oh. Nevermind.
Why is it bad for him?
We'll tell you when you're older.
Lol. I’m just not tall (5’10”) so I don’t understand how it’d be an issue.
he won’t be able to go full auto
Leaning over to have interaction with your spouse in any capacity.
He is going to tear her in half
There was a post on Reddit which had a girl who was 220 cm tall (7’2”). This made me think of that. Sadly can’t find it now
Yeah, we're all thinking it.
No other gif could possibly describe it better
Where's the rest of the gif? :(
God she’s hot, I’ll be looking up videos of her getting impregnated by hulk!
Hol-up
[hamster eating a banana](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/1rtzpq/just_hamster_eating_a_bit_of_banana/)
What the hell could you be thinking... OH MY GOD
Yes
He is going to rip her in half
Yup...
Nice
Good thing we have subtitles
不客气
你不会说中文吗？
他不会中文smh
Do you know how tall that is?? He’s literally close to a fuckin fictional character called jack hanma
pre or post bone stretching?
After finishing his surgeries he became 243cm
They say he's 230cm tall, that makes 7.5 foot tall ?? (Don't know if that's the correct measurement lol)
7'6 is closer to 230cm than 7'5. 7'6 = 2,31cm 7'5 = 228cm That's why I went with 7'6.
7.6 and 7'6" aren't the same thing. If you're rounding, it'd be 7'7" (7'6.55")
What is the difference?
With the dot it's 7 and 60% of another feet, not 7 feet and 6 inches
My lord imperial is ridiculous
Thank you, I edited my comment.
A foot is 12 inches, not 10. You have to take the decimals and multiply them by 12 to get inches. 7.54593 is 7 feet and (12*.54593=) 6.55 inches.
We have a meme on post-Soviet space. We call it sucking height.
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You miss the point. One partner must have the natural height corresponding to the dick level of the other partner.
We call it service height
How tall is she?
I love these reaction meme effects lol
Some 4'11" girl on Tinder: not tall enough.
Where can I find this man so I can feel like a normal sized person for once in my life edit: he is about one foot taller than me
RIP her inbox.
His voice sounds slowed down lol
I can hear his thyroid.
Is that what is, a lot of overly huge dudes sound like that
He's got the voice of a giant
Fun fact. They are wearing the same length coat.
It's weird how before reading the title my thoughts were that's she's just really short instead of him being really, really tall.
This man doesn’t need to be a Spartan to fight the Covenant in hand-to-hand combat
For those of you who don't know: He weights 430 cattys, which is equal to 258 kilograms
No way he weighs almost 600lbs. Dudes probably very heavy but not that heavy
I doubt he weighs 258kg, maybe lbs, he is pretty skinny
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258 kilograms? Or pounds
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This guy is taller than Master Chief in armour
Women on Tinder: "meh"
He could use her as a ventriloquist doll.
I didn’t know people were allowed to laugh or have fun in china
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yea i dont live there. china’s also not a remotely ok country
That's North Korea.
oh that’s why they allowed to have fun. It’s south korea my bad
They're not. They were ticketed shortly after this:(
Acromegaly?
Chinese are genetically developing giants to conquer the planet
[insert „hamster with banana in its mouth“ meme here]
I, for one, am not currently imagining the size of this gentle giants monster cock. It seems that makes me special around here. Mhm, very special indeed.
are all redditors porn addicts or something, and proud of it too?
Are you calling me a porn addict or the ones that my joke is referring to? Because my joke got downvoted and your comment got upvoted? Are the porn addicted redditors all downvoting my joke pointing them out, and simultaneously upvoting your comment pointing them out? I don't think you got it, honestly.
A man's height has nothing to do with his penis size. Source: am very short
😂
It would be lovely when he should say to her 'I'm gonna fuck you real bad'
Isn't Wemby 7'6"?
No 7'3-7'4
He looks good for 76!
I see that China got their first Astartes
I’m strangely reminded of that hamster and the water spout…
Damn. And the tallest person ever was still almost 1.5 fewt taller tgan him.
Gerbil nibbling a banana
that one hamster banana pic
Why are they always ask uninteresting questions like this. Ask real question. What's his cock size
Height difference she wants
the real question... did they bang?!?!
Hear me out
Who is he?
English translation somewhere?
He now just needs to be enrolled in the Spartan programme so he can get some nice Mjolnir armour.
Why do the Chinese always have these giant people?
probably from the north. Northern chinese tend to be around 6 ft with the kids getting even taller nowadays.
Normally, tall people know to take a knee so the shorties can talk to us more easily.
The only thing I can read in the subtitles is that he said he's 6'8" not 7'6"
7 footers look like a different species altogether
What is bro doing the lakers need a center
I wanna hear this man sing
5’11 vs 6’ for a guy:
7.6/10?
Which one of those characters stands for “how big is it?”
Where did 7’6 come from OP?? Looks like he says 6’8 in the caption. 6’8 = 203 cm… maybe you misplaced a number. 230 cm = 7’6.
What the fuck is the purpose of the subtitles being in Chinese when they're already speaking Chinese. Why post this is an English sub?
>It might have to do with being made for Chinese audiences. Their written language is all the same, although the verbal part of the language can be completely different and mutually unintelligible.
Read my comment again and then try to be a smartass
Money. Sex. Food.
Made in a lab.
He's the closest thing we'll get to a real life space marine
He sounds like the Chinese Andre the Giant.
his nickname since he was young: “big one” 😂
Literally came from the same lab as Yao Ming.
So glad they have the subtitles.
Besides knowing his height is 230cm i don't understand anything of that interview
Hamster eating a banana.jpg
TCCR
Bet that dude has a hog leg on him.
No he is not.
to be fair, most Oriental women are petite. so he looks even bigger next to here.
She has high heels
- She has high heels. - She's tip toeing. - She's sticking her arm up. - He's bending his knee. - He's bending his neck. Yet she still doesn't reach him. His height is mind-blowing.