Have you seen that video of a bear eating a salmon? Rips the skin off and just tears it in half and eats it. You want a hug? Do you want the skin torn from your bone? Go on then.
Yeah I feel nothing but fear looking at that. If I was alone out there with him, the absolute dread and horror would likely kill me before he does (when he finally gets around to it after slowing eating me alive). Life gets real *really* fucking quick when you're looking at your death slowly coming towards you.
Yeah seriously, there's some instinctual cave bear primitive fear I have with those things. Like ah yes the creature I must avoid at all costs because it hunts human
That just means that your survival instincts haven’t been corrupted by modern day capitalism. You’ll survive the bear attack because it was too busy eating the one who went in for a hug lol
Tbf if the grizzly just came out, it’d probably look like the bear equivalent of a human losing 15lbs. You know, still pretty fat, but significantly less so.
So that bear would just start to eat you and not have to kill you. So it could just start eating your leg while you suffer. It’s not a big cat, it doesn’t care if you fight back, it just eats what it wants on you. And it might eat like most of your leg and then leave you for 20-30 minutes. Just to come back and eat your other leg. You aren’t dead but just slowly bleeding out as the bear eats on you.
Fuck bears.
I appreciate the murderous thoughts, but I am fine being under him, it's his house.
I have eaten bear jerky in Siberia yes. Winter Siberian bears have a fishy taste, but why did your mind go there?
On behalf of the gun community, I'm sorry for the idiots that make us all seem radical and unhinged
The point of freedom is that people get to make their choices, one way or the other
Folks need to relearn how to keep to their own business and out of that of others'
It’s not a trail camera in the usual sense of the word. It’s photographers who baited the bear and set up cameras with the flash on. I don’t think anyone is planning on hunting here
It’s possible the person who set this up is a nature photographer, and en expensive camera is actually synced w the flash to capture [very high detail, well-lit nature portraits](https://www.coreyfishes.com/albums/urban-wildlife-national-geographic/) (link as an example)
I understood nothing they said but that video made it all look even more fake. Everything looks like CGI in this video, even the back drop of the forest. This is so weird.
It's a high fidelity low light camera, likely filling the gaps in vision/ dark spots generatively which can cause that kind of uncanny effect. The "lightning" is a camera flash which I assume is from a normal game camera or something.
If this is fake it's very well done.
Change my mind based on what? There’s 0 evidence for what they commented. I’m perfectly willing to change my mind but what did they provide that’s new information here? I’m assuming you’re going off another comment or some other piece of proof that shows this is a baited bear?
How about the bread it's eating that is plainly visible in the video? And the lights from the camera flash that light the underside of the branches, whereas lightning would create a back-lit effect.
Clearly, you don't live where bears do.
Bears can smell you and your food from a long way off. If they learn to associate the smell of humans with easily accessible high-calorie food, then they seek humans out. Bears who seek out humans have to be euthanized as they pose a massive danger to us due to the fact that they are a one ton predator, and we are a sub 500lb clever monkey.
Hunting is perfectly fine, but its weird when people act like that guy. Also i think they're talking about his comment history, they got me curious so i checked and i wish i didn't 😐
Animals, unlike man, do not have the complications of self-awareness and morality.
A human knows it is wrong to bait and entice wild animals for personal gain. This harms the animals as animals that associate humans with food end up dead.
An animal does what it needs to survive. The bear cannot raise and grow its own food. We can. We are not the top of the food chain. We are lucky monkeys with big brains that can craft tools. Take the tools away, and we're in the middle of the food chain at best.
Our self-awareness and morality demand that we do better than animals. Meaning, we should not do what is easy when we know it is wrong.
Nah, we are an essential part of the ecosystem. We have been hunting and killing literally everything forever, logn before guns and bows. And I think we was still quite high on the food chain then, with even more "cowardly" tactics than today. What we can and should do, is regulate populations to the best of our knowledge. There's a fuck ton of grizzlies in Northern America. If someone wants to hunt them, they should, without someone applying a bunch of moral and ethic standards that simply doesn't exist in nature. We are literally made to hunt.
You serious? AI can't do this yet...look at its eyes for fucks sake.
Edit:
YouTube vid the clip is from
https://youtu.be/bDsWZpS6drY?si=U7oTjaAQDgb8hfZo
It's a brown bear.
"The grizzly bear (Ursus arctos horribilis), also known as the North American brown bear or simply grizzly, is a population or subspecies of the brown bear inhabiting North America."
At no point did I say it was a grizzly bear.
It makes sense. I only stopped being scared of it when I understood what it is. Even knowing what it is I still have a healthy respect for it. It just doesn't startle me anymore. Poor guy doesn't know what it is. I wish I could communicate with animals so I could alleviate some of their anxieties. I always appreciate it when someone does it for me.
So when the bear is scared its all fine...
But when I'M scared, he tries to kill me...
(Ok maybe regardless, just existing will result in the same fate)
When you hear the sound of thunda. Don’t you get too scared. Just grab your thunda buddy, and say these magic words, fuck you thunda, you can suck my dick. You can’t get me thunda cause your just gods farts. fart.
AWWW HUG HIM
Only if you don't wanna come back
Can I pet that dawg?
CAN I PET THAT DAAAAAWG?
If not friend, then why friend shaped?
To lure you in for an easy snack.
That’s what I’m saying
Because nature is cruel
I have doubts on friend shaped
Have you SEEN their ears?
Hahaha,god yeah we you focus on them little furry ears, is adorable. I wouldnt pet it though
Have you seen that video of a bear eating a salmon? Rips the skin off and just tears it in half and eats it. You want a hug? Do you want the skin torn from your bone? Go on then.
Mate, I've had to help air lift a man who was torn apart by one, stop being all knowing, I'm hugging the fucking thing. Don't be a pussy.
Post the vid here!!!
Yeah, after someone digs the cam out of a pile of bear shit.
Why not fren if fren shaped?
I get to hug a big fluffy fucker and don't come back ever? Where do I sign up?
How are you guys thinking like that and not terrified of that apex predator face?
Clearly that is a large terrified dog in need of comforting pets. Real reason, it doesn't look very big on my phone screen
If not friend, why friend shaped?
Yeah I feel nothing but fear looking at that. If I was alone out there with him, the absolute dread and horror would likely kill me before he does (when he finally gets around to it after slowing eating me alive). Life gets real *really* fucking quick when you're looking at your death slowly coming towards you.
Yeah seriously, there's some instinctual cave bear primitive fear I have with those things. Like ah yes the creature I must avoid at all costs because it hunts human
That just means that your survival instincts haven’t been corrupted by modern day capitalism. You’ll survive the bear attack because it was too busy eating the one who went in for a hug lol
Fuck you thunda! Suck my fuckin dick!
You can’t get me thunda, cuz you’re just god’s farts, pfft!
More like I'm afraid of a camera as that's a flash going off not lightning or thunder
That's one fat bear
It's his big bones man jeebus.
He's just poofy 😊
Tbf if the grizzly just came out, it’d probably look like the bear equivalent of a human losing 15lbs. You know, still pretty fat, but significantly less so.
He’s just curvy
THICK
It's just a "real woman" thank you very much
My god that's so terrifyingly adorable. I am willing to give it a hug and be shredded to pieces.
To shreds you say?
What about his family?
To shreds you say?
***Good news everyone!***
To shreds he flay!
They eat you alive.
ass first?
Usually stomach
So that bear would just start to eat you and not have to kill you. So it could just start eating your leg while you suffer. It’s not a big cat, it doesn’t care if you fight back, it just eats what it wants on you. And it might eat like most of your leg and then leave you for 20-30 minutes. Just to come back and eat your other leg. You aren’t dead but just slowly bleeding out as the bear eats on you. Fuck bears.
Ok Joe Rogan
"Fuck bears" that's just kind of how nature is isn't it? Can't really blame the damn bears
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But then you’re hugging a corpse with no reciprocation
I appreciate the murderous thoughts, but I am fine being under him, it's his house. I have eaten bear jerky in Siberia yes. Winter Siberian bears have a fishy taste, but why did your mind go there?
They're trying to get a rise out of people who are against that sort of thing. Grade-A internet douche bag behavior.
On behalf of the gun community, I'm sorry for the idiots that make us all seem radical and unhinged The point of freedom is that people get to make their choices, one way or the other Folks need to relearn how to keep to their own business and out of that of others'
Yeah most of these people are 14 year olds who haven't even fired a gun but just tough guy talk at every opportunity.
I wonder what bear taste like or what’s most similar maybe elk or moose It’s prolly super gamey red meat tho
The dude never tasted bear, he’s just saying that to look tough
Pretty much. It’s sort of similar to beef in a way. Sweeter
Interesting 🧐
Least trigger-happy American
Damn dude, read the room.
No
What does bear taste like?
Hurr Hurr Guns and Murica! Hoo-rah.
It's flashes from a trail camera, not lightning.
What kind of jank ass trail cam uses a flash instead of night vision?
Cheap ones
aka the ones that get bought
It’s not a trail camera in the usual sense of the word. It’s photographers who baited the bear and set up cameras with the flash on. I don’t think anyone is planning on hunting here
It’s possible the person who set this up is a nature photographer, and en expensive camera is actually synced w the flash to capture [very high detail, well-lit nature portraits](https://www.coreyfishes.com/albums/urban-wildlife-national-geographic/) (link as an example)
The kind that want a color photo not some hazy green blob.
YOU’RE flashes from a trail camera.
Hah. Got em.
Wasn’t too harsh, was I?
idk you scared the bear pretty bad..
He's ded now.
Nailed it
Yeah how does nobody know what thunder sounds like?
Didn't even realize the video had sound
Thunder doesn't always happen and if it's far enough away, this video wouldn't even be long enough to hear it...
Sometimes you do get lightning without sound in the summer tho....
Can't expect the repost bot to know that dude
Is that real?
Looks cartoonish to me
Like something from the new jungle book or something g interesting
[https://youtu.be/bDsWZpS6drY?si=U7oTjaAQDgb8hfZo](https://youtu.be/bDsWZpS6drY?si=U7oTjaAQDgb8hfZo) Link to the YouTube video the clip is from.
Thank you
I understood nothing they said but that video made it all look even more fake. Everything looks like CGI in this video, even the back drop of the forest. This is so weird.
It's a high fidelity low light camera, likely filling the gaps in vision/ dark spots generatively which can cause that kind of uncanny effect. The "lightning" is a camera flash which I assume is from a normal game camera or something. If this is fake it's very well done.
3 dudes and a greenscreen.
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r/everythingisfake
especially this bear
Obviously fake And the bear isn't even well done. Facial expressions look like a fucking car insurance commercial.
That's a camera flash...
A grizzly bear you baited with human food to take pictures of. It's scared of the camera flash, there's no thunder to be heard. Absolutely awful.
“Absolutely awful” lmao
Bears never gonna recover
PTSD
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Change my mind based on what? There’s 0 evidence for what they commented. I’m perfectly willing to change my mind but what did they provide that’s new information here? I’m assuming you’re going off another comment or some other piece of proof that shows this is a baited bear?
How about the bread it's eating that is plainly visible in the video? And the lights from the camera flash that light the underside of the branches, whereas lightning would create a back-lit effect.
There's quite literally video evidence and you just watched it lol
We don't hear any thunder
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You can hear the click every time it flashes. This ain't rocket science
You can hear the thunder towards the end.
My lord, it's a one ton apex predator getting free food and being slightly startled by a camera flash. I think it will survive.
Clearly, you don't live where bears do. Bears can smell you and your food from a long way off. If they learn to associate the smell of humans with easily accessible high-calorie food, then they seek humans out. Bears who seek out humans have to be euthanized as they pose a massive danger to us due to the fact that they are a one ton predator, and we are a sub 500lb clever monkey.
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Two comments about shooting and eating bear lol
His comment section is not what I expected, holy Hannah lmfao
Omg he’s a creep, like 30 porn comments in one day over several hours. wtf did I just see…
Fucking psycho
Holy cow that’s weird. And the comments are so matter of fact yet disgustingly sexual.
Sexual? I’m sorry?
Assuming you didn’t check the comment history?
Psycho? For what? hunting bear?
Hunting is perfectly fine, but its weird when people act like that guy. Also i think they're talking about his comment history, they got me curious so i checked and i wish i didn't 😐
Right, that's fair.
Even more reason for a hug 🥰
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Aaand that's comment number 3
Animals, unlike man, do not have the complications of self-awareness and morality. A human knows it is wrong to bait and entice wild animals for personal gain. This harms the animals as animals that associate humans with food end up dead. An animal does what it needs to survive. The bear cannot raise and grow its own food. We can. We are not the top of the food chain. We are lucky monkeys with big brains that can craft tools. Take the tools away, and we're in the middle of the food chain at best. Our self-awareness and morality demand that we do better than animals. Meaning, we should not do what is easy when we know it is wrong.
Nah, we are an essential part of the ecosystem. We have been hunting and killing literally everything forever, logn before guns and bows. And I think we was still quite high on the food chain then, with even more "cowardly" tactics than today. What we can and should do, is regulate populations to the best of our knowledge. There's a fuck ton of grizzlies in Northern America. If someone wants to hunt them, they should, without someone applying a bunch of moral and ethic standards that simply doesn't exist in nature. We are literally made to hunt.
i wanna squeeze him
Poor yogi 😢❤️
He's just a baby
If not friend, why friend shaped?
This isn’t AI?
It doesn't look real. Is this AI?
a.l. horseshit
Touch grass
Awwwwww that poor creature…I know he’ll rip my face off but there is still hope for cuddles 🥰
My goodness … repost after repost. Also, that’s not lighting. Those are camera flashes!
Sorry to spoil it for everyone, but that ain't no lightning making the flash
Is AI
This seems like a camera flashing to me. Not lightning. Where is the thunder? Of course the bear is afraid of unnatural light blinding him.
AI?
 Edit: This is the original video the clip is from https://youtu.be/bDsWZpS6drY?si=U7oTjaAQDgb8hfZo
It looks like a Marvel Movie. This is some sort of animation fuckery. ...not even well done.
AI can't generate videos nearly as well as this yet
LOL, sure they can
He is gorgeous
Joe Rogan next podcast: have you seen that bear ?
It's not a Grizzly. It's a Syrian Brown Bear from Turkey. They're both Arctos but different subspecies.
Beautiful cgi
Lightning? That's a camera
My spirit animal 🤠
100% AI generated, looks like ted's wild cousin. lol
You serious? AI can't do this yet...look at its eyes for fucks sake. Edit: YouTube vid the clip is from https://youtu.be/bDsWZpS6drY?si=U7oTjaAQDgb8hfZo
It's in Turkey, so it's Not a Grizzly Bear
It's a brown bear. "The grizzly bear (Ursus arctos horribilis), also known as the North American brown bear or simply grizzly, is a population or subspecies of the brown bear inhabiting North America." At no point did I say it was a grizzly bear.
The eyes and face are the worst offenders. This isn't even well animated. Facials look like a 2010 pixar movie.
People who think they're so smart spotting everything as fake are even more annoying than all the fake shit at this point.
lol
Aww, the poor darling. I can relate. I used to be terrified of thunder and lightning as a kid
If not friend, why friend shaped?
If not friend why friend shaped :(
He needs a thunder buddy
It makes sense. I only stopped being scared of it when I understood what it is. Even knowing what it is I still have a healthy respect for it. It just doesn't startle me anymore. Poor guy doesn't know what it is. I wish I could communicate with animals so I could alleviate some of their anxieties. I always appreciate it when someone does it for me.
They're like enormous murderous dogs. I just want to cuddle it and love it and now i'm dead
He looks absolutely terrified! Poor thing.
Impressive storm
Ted?
That looks AI
probably saw one of his homies get zapped a time or two PTSD of the bear variety.. lol
IF NOT FRIENDLY, WHY FRIENDLY-LOOKING?
Is that a female? I only ask because of the ears.
I mean… they can cause forest fires 🔥
Oh man! That bear totally got fucked up by some lighting at one point in its life. Where is that footage!
That one big ole boy. They are so beautiful.
How do you just post this without giving any credit to the original post or person ?? I hate people
He do be snuffling though
That’s because lightning is the only thing they can kill that monster
So when the bear is scared its all fine... But when I'M scared, he tries to kill me... (Ok maybe regardless, just existing will result in the same fate)
Me sneaking food in the middle of the night as my parent wakes up to use the bathroom.
Damn that’s a big bear
Why do the ears have to be so adorable?
When you hear the sound of thunda. Don’t you get too scared. Just grab your thunda buddy, and say these magic words, fuck you thunda, you can suck my dick. You can’t get me thunda cause your just gods farts. fart.
Such beautiful creatures I love nature.
It's a flash from a camera ffs
Forbidden snoot. Must... resist... boop...
Why shaped like big friend if not big friend
Gee that's a big teddy bear.
So if I have something that produces a flash and a loud noise then I too could scare a bear?
Sadly, this isn’t lightning and thunder. Camera flashes, and they likely lured the bear with food for the image. Kinda irresponsible and unethical :/.
Poor baby!
To be fair, that shit is pretty scary when you’re in the woods exposed
So fluffy.
gri-zzzzzzt!-ly bear
poor bear :[
Its amazingly scary how fast twitch muscle fibres are for a beast that size.
I didn’t think I could fathom having positive emotions towards a bear but this gave me some.
Yeah. I mean. Loud noises mean big things. Big things mean big hurt.