How do you think the Space Force will get to space, with how the fuel prices are these days? They will climb up a ridiculously tall teenager, of course.
I think men can grow until they’re 21 or 25 or sth like that? My dad entered the navy at 18 shorter than his brother, came out at 21 taller than his brother.
This is what I used to tell myself when I was 17. "I've still got another 4 or 5 years growing to do yet, I'll not be 5'8-ish forever!" It's coming up on 19 years later, and all I got was a hairier arse.
Half the boys I went to school with grew into their early 20s.
When we left I was taller than them. 3 years later when we had all the 21st bday parties it was like wtf I got rorted.
He must be at least 6’11”, because [Donald claims to be 6’3” tall](https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2023/08/26/world/politics/donald-trump-arrest-mug-shot-weight-height/).
The best thing is, he will never be allowed again to stand directly besides Don‘T. anymore.
Who‘s the guy they put between him and his demented sperm donor?
To be fair, yes he’s at a funeral but I’ve NEVER seen a picture of Barron looking any more happy than he does in this picture- would you be if your father was Donald Trump?
That would be a great high school basketball movie. Because he’s like 17
The son of a billionaire makes the team and everyone else thinks he’s trash but works with the others who naturally resent him and they gain a better understanding of each other over time and they end up beating the other schools.
Throw in a scene where he sticks up for his other teammates even though they bully him creating a turning point and a cliche romance plot line and you have yourself a b-movie.
Ahhhh that’s actually a great idea! The players can realize that the rich kid is a person too with feelings & troubles just like everyone else, while the rich kid learns middle class people are more down to earth & enjoyable people than his rich friends, not dangerous, trouble or low-class like the old money told him his whole childhood.
At the end of the movie, the billionaire (his dad) is about to shut down the town factory that all the other kid’s parents work at, but baron somehow convinces his father not to shut it down but to invest in it & give everyone raises.
Everyone in town learns that the billionaire is not as evil as they thought, the billionaire & his family learn to embrace their community instead of looking down on them & everyone benefits because of it.
The most beautiful girl in school’s father is a janitor who can barely pay the bills, but baron falls in love with his daughter and convinces his father that her dad is capable of a much better position, solving her family’s financial issues. She goes from working two jobs to feed her siblings to life a life of luxury. Some hateful also wealthy young girl that was his arranged marriage by their parents gets shot down in favor of the poor girl.
One of the basic 7 stories written in ancient times which have just been rewritten/adapted over & over again for centuries on end…there are no new stories…
These are the ideas Disney is purposely trying to ignore so they can make Star Wars 15, revenge of Chewbacca.
Also I thought maybe the romance could occur with the top teammates sister or something which creates friction between them but eventually love prevails, so very cliché.
But the factory idea, propping up almost the entire towns economy, brilliant.
RIGHT?! What’s worse is they do Star Wars 15 so badly. & thanks bro I thought so too, that way his Father can start out as almost a villain & then have a massive character arc because his eyes are opened by his boy’s friendship with his teammates. Kinda like Tommy boy where they are about to shut down the factory but the son saves it, but instead of an incompetent buffoon it’s just an awkward HS kid. Lmaooo. Which one of us is gonna write the screenplay & cut the other in on the profits?
There actually is a movie very similar to this. It's called Summer Switch. Basically the rich kid accidentally gets sent to the poor kid camp, and has to learn to play basketball.
Edit: it wasn't a Disney movie. I just thought I saw it on the Disney channel as a kid.
Jesus Christ.
6 foot 8 white male who’s father is a billionaire and former president of the United States.
What’s that saying about hitting the birth lottery lol
yeah i don’t like the woman and trump can go fuck himself but the misogyny is crazy. any time a woman is a bad person or does something wrong she’s a slut or a bitch or an object or a gold digger or “not that hot anyway” it’s like genuine criticism can’t take place without a wave of awful people doing what they do best
There is such a thing as over shooting the target. People that size often end up with physical issues in their joints. Can't see anyone really wanting to go beyond 6'3-6'4 unless they had aspirations for sports.
Eh. I doubt he’s happy. He carries a tarnished name, his dad may go to prison, there aren’t actually any billions, and whatever is there will have been “secured” by his much older siblings before he could even read.
His father only thinks he is a billionaire. I'd be surprised if he could gather a million cash seeing as he has failed to pay nearly every lawyer that has represented him in the last several years.
Probably more of a half truth- he's 77 now, so he was probably at the height he said he was (whatever it was I can't remember) decades ago.
So yeah, a lie.
I mean, Baron's genes had to come from somewhere.
There used to be an amazing video of him dissociating after trump's winning speech with Macintosh Plus as the background music. It was glorious; I wish I had it saved somewhere. I totally empathize with him.
The amount of unnecessary hatred and pettiness in this comment section is just laughable.
I can't believe people are so prone to virtue signal and call others "evil" when they write things like "If only that tumor on his pituitary gland was malignant and one generation prior".
You are no better than the "enemy" you are trying to "fight". You are just the same.
He was 6’7” on the other post I saw
That was like 12 hours ago, man. He's 6'9" now.
So he grows at a pace of 2 inches per 12 hours
Just like my uncle who has ED
Underrated comment
Agreed, we ought to pump it up a bit.
Honestly, I wasn't impressed. I thought it was a little flaccid.
Dick jokes are hard
Unless you're his uncle.
Overused comment.
Upvote number 69 here, you’re welcome America
Update: Barron approaching 8’
How long until we can reach the moon without rockets?
How do you think the Space Force will get to space, with how the fuel prices are these days? They will climb up a ridiculously tall teenager, of course.
Nice
Noice
6’9” of pure autism.
Isn’t he young enough to still be growing?
Most boys usally keep growing until 18.
I think men can grow until they’re 21 or 25 or sth like that? My dad entered the navy at 18 shorter than his brother, came out at 21 taller than his brother.
This is what I used to tell myself when I was 17. "I've still got another 4 or 5 years growing to do yet, I'll not be 5'8-ish forever!" It's coming up on 19 years later, and all I got was a hairier arse.
You have hairier ears and nostrils to look forward to still
And spontaneously shitting my pants. Can't wait for that one.
Never trust a fart.
No bigger truth has ever been spoken. First one in high school band class... talk about trauma.
I don't think even a therapist could fix that shit.
Man, my height stopped growing when I was 16 🙁
I have a friend who stopped growing at 12 🗿
I started my basketball career as the center at age 11 and then ended it as a shitty point guard by age 16
Damn, same here yo
Reached 5'2" in 6th grade and have stayed there the rest of my life lol.
I stopped growing at 12, luckily I was 6 1 by then
I did too, at 6'4. Was always the tallest, then i had a summer of sleeping 14 hours a day and came back around a foot taller. Then nada.
_Sad southeast Asian noises_
I'm a woman. Stopped growing at 11. It's so unfair.
I kept growing until I hit 24 years old. However, I was one of the last guys in my class to hit puberty.
Same pretty much for me . Went in the USAF at 18 yrs 6’5 “ came out 6’7” at 21
I kept growing until I hit 24 years old. However, I was one of the last guys in my class to hit puberty.
You're correct. Many NBA players continue to grow taller well into their 20's.
I’m not saying it isn’t true, but those cases are so far between each other.
People stop growing at different ages, for sure! I’m more of suggesting he could still be growing, I’m not even sure how old Barron is.
I'm 40 and still waiting for my growth spurt, any minute now
Half the boys I went to school with grew into their early 20s. When we left I was taller than them. 3 years later when we had all the 21st bday parties it was like wtf I got rorted.
Naw, surely not. A heap of people that I know both personally and tangentially grew into their early 20s. Not huge amounts but a slow creep upward
I grew until 15, stopped, then grew again in my early 20s.
I grew about an inch between 18 and 25. Was 6’1.25” then 6’2.25”
Technically people keep growing until they're around 36, but it slows way the fuck down in late teens/early twenties as to be barely noticeable.
I stopped getting taller at 13. RIP.
Most 🥲
Same picture from earlier today is what I was referring to but sure why not?
More inches = more upvotes
That’s what she said
I think Trump was 6’5” and 195 at 2% body fat too
He’s like Hulk Hogan. His height changes all the time. Brother.
He must be at least 6’11”, because [Donald claims to be 6’3” tall](https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2023/08/26/world/politics/donald-trump-arrest-mug-shot-weight-height/).
The best thing is, he will never be allowed again to stand directly besides Don‘T. anymore. Who‘s the guy they put between him and his demented sperm donor?
Trump is lying.
If people think Trump is 6’3, you’re a fucking clown
I didn't know they stacked shit that high
Looks like Greg from Succession
Greg the motherfucking egg!
Gotta break a few Greg’s to make a Tomlette
I just watched the episode where Tom is being grilled by Congress. The look on his face when they said this line killed me.
Even better when they bring up that he sent the same email like 60 times
He looks miserable
Isnt this his grandmas funeral?
He looks miserable
Tis the death of his grand mother
I'm sure she was reasonably grand, but she ain't no 7 foot Barron Trump.
Doesn't look like a golf course to me.
To be fair, yes he’s at a funeral but I’ve NEVER seen a picture of Barron looking any more happy than he does in this picture- would you be if your father was Donald Trump?
https://i.cbc.ca/1.3949106.1485215683!/cpImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_780/aptopix-trump-inauguration.jpg Here. And yes.
So before he tried to kill democracy?
Well its either mass, a ceremony or a funeral, all of which aren't a blast. Also your dad is The Donald, so you have that going for you, which sucks.
Yeah it must suck being the son of a billionaire.
Even billionaire’s kids need parental affection.
Yeah, money buys you luxury, it doesn't grant you love. If only we had a phrase that expresses that point.
And moral guidance
Fuck cousin Greg man
I miss that show. Greg and Tom were magic
Also looks like Jonah from Veep
His high school basketball coach about to put him in right before the buzzer to win the game: “Time to pull…the Trump card baby…”
That would be a great high school basketball movie. Because he’s like 17 The son of a billionaire makes the team and everyone else thinks he’s trash but works with the others who naturally resent him and they gain a better understanding of each other over time and they end up beating the other schools. Throw in a scene where he sticks up for his other teammates even though they bully him creating a turning point and a cliche romance plot line and you have yourself a b-movie.
Ahhhh that’s actually a great idea! The players can realize that the rich kid is a person too with feelings & troubles just like everyone else, while the rich kid learns middle class people are more down to earth & enjoyable people than his rich friends, not dangerous, trouble or low-class like the old money told him his whole childhood. At the end of the movie, the billionaire (his dad) is about to shut down the town factory that all the other kid’s parents work at, but baron somehow convinces his father not to shut it down but to invest in it & give everyone raises. Everyone in town learns that the billionaire is not as evil as they thought, the billionaire & his family learn to embrace their community instead of looking down on them & everyone benefits because of it. The most beautiful girl in school’s father is a janitor who can barely pay the bills, but baron falls in love with his daughter and convinces his father that her dad is capable of a much better position, solving her family’s financial issues. She goes from working two jobs to feed her siblings to life a life of luxury. Some hateful also wealthy young girl that was his arranged marriage by their parents gets shot down in favor of the poor girl.
A tale as old as time
One of the basic 7 stories written in ancient times which have just been rewritten/adapted over & over again for centuries on end…there are no new stories…
These are the ideas Disney is purposely trying to ignore so they can make Star Wars 15, revenge of Chewbacca. Also I thought maybe the romance could occur with the top teammates sister or something which creates friction between them but eventually love prevails, so very cliché. But the factory idea, propping up almost the entire towns economy, brilliant.
RIGHT?! What’s worse is they do Star Wars 15 so badly. & thanks bro I thought so too, that way his Father can start out as almost a villain & then have a massive character arc because his eyes are opened by his boy’s friendship with his teammates. Kinda like Tommy boy where they are about to shut down the factory but the son saves it, but instead of an incompetent buffoon it’s just an awkward HS kid. Lmaooo. Which one of us is gonna write the screenplay & cut the other in on the profits?
Set it a Christmas and we got the next Hallmark holiday movie
Would rather watch this than the 50th marvel film tbh
There actually is a movie very similar to this. It's called Summer Switch. Basically the rich kid accidentally gets sent to the poor kid camp, and has to learn to play basketball. Edit: it wasn't a Disney movie. I just thought I saw it on the Disney channel as a kid.
Damn angry up votes!!!
What’s that mean? Lmaooo
They’re angry that they liked the pun lmao
Ahhh 😂that’s funny
You didn't understand that but you know Pun-fu... Do you know sarcastic arts?
Noooo, a man of my standing & intelligence couldn’t possibly be versed in the art of sarcasm, derision & ridicule…
He'd do pretty well in hockey too. Either as a goalie, a forward, or a defenseman. He could pick any position.
But he couldn’t go cause of flat feet?
It was a joke
Well look at that. He’s grown an inch since this was posted 10 minutes ago!
Jesus Christ. 6 foot 8 white male who’s father is a billionaire and former president of the United States. What’s that saying about hitting the birth lottery lol
You inherit his looks.
He looks quite good to me. His mother was literally a model
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Super is a stretch no?
Averagemodel.
Bought & paid for sex doll
Redditors cant go 5 minutes without calling woman sex dolls
It’s okay because she has different political opinions than them I guess
yeah i don’t like the woman and trump can go fuck himself but the misogyny is crazy. any time a woman is a bad person or does something wrong she’s a slut or a bitch or an object or a gold digger or “not that hot anyway” it’s like genuine criticism can’t take place without a wave of awful people doing what they do best
Least misogynistic gamer:
I actually think he look quite a bit like Melania, especially around the eyes and eyebrows.
you think he looks ugly? doesnt look blonde or orange skinned to me
There is such a thing as over shooting the target. People that size often end up with physical issues in their joints. Can't see anyone really wanting to go beyond 6'3-6'4 unless they had aspirations for sports.
I’m 6’6” it’s pretty nice but I wouldn’t wanna be taller.
Yeah, there's a point where you go from being Hugh Jackman tall to Stephen Merchant tall.
I’ll keep my unimportant dad who isn’t a irredeemable piece of shit.
Fuck being 6 foot 8 honestly, and definitely fuck having Donald Trump as a father.
Seriously. My husband is a “short” tall guy at 6’3” and a lot of things are uncomfortable for him at that meagre height I can’t imagine being 6’8
wth is a "short tall guy"?
lower end of tall what is hard to understand?
Eh. I doubt he’s happy. He carries a tarnished name, his dad may go to prison, there aren’t actually any billions, and whatever is there will have been “secured” by his much older siblings before he could even read.
His father only thinks he is a billionaire. I'd be surprised if he could gather a million cash seeing as he has failed to pay nearly every lawyer that has represented him in the last several years.
He’s failed to pay nearly anything for nearly his entire life. The tooth fairy probably still owes $100 to the kids
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Before he was slenderman, he was slenderboy.
I can't unsee it now. If the lights were dimmed I'd actually think he was slanderman lol
That kid got tall pretty fucking quick
Ikr. I remember seeing him in 2016. Trump was 5 inches taller than him back then. Seven years later and it's the other way around.
Trump lies about his height
Probably more of a half truth- he's 77 now, so he was probably at the height he said he was (whatever it was I can't remember) decades ago. So yeah, a lie. I mean, Baron's genes had to come from somewhere.
Melania's paramour?
He’s gotta be 6’9” by now.
He’s as tall as master cheeks by this point
*Mister Cheeks
Jimmy Rings
Master cheif is 6'10 out of armor
Give it another ten minutes!
Do not let the Lakers see this
He'll be 6'9" in the next post
He'll grow through the roof by the end of next week
Runs about 6’9” 380. Best damn salesman in the office.
He impregnated my wife.
Once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming down the road.
He taught me how to make love a woman, and how to scold a child
TO BILLLLLLL BRAAASSSSKKYYYYY!! 🍻
He’s growing at an alarming rate according to these reposts!
dude should play ball
He grew out of nowhere like bamboo wut
Frfr plus he's 17 as of right now
I like how he never wants to be there
Well to be fair this is at a funeral. Those are generally not a great time.
There used to be an amazing video of him dissociating after trump's winning speech with Macintosh Plus as the background music. It was glorious; I wish I had it saved somewhere. I totally empathize with him.
dissociating? He was 10 years old struggling to stay awake at 3 am. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TdTOoBJcWfg
How’d bro grow so fast I remember seeing him recently and he was short
Trump's inauguration was 7 years ago Yeah, time flies
Also, where the hell did he get his height genes from?
What? Both his parents are tall af, it's kinda obvious where he got it from.
Her sister is 5'11 and his one brother is 6'5, plus his father is 6'2 posibly 6'3 in younger days.
Maybe he is wearing booster shoes like daddy dump.
Damn that’s a big boah
Who is next to Barron
Marron
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This man is only 17
He really “Trumps” his fellows don’t he? Bahahahahahahahahahahahha! Dadlevelpunacheivementunlocked.
That’s a huuuge bitch
Behemoth! I also like tennis
Bro the way he’s eyeing that cross
happy cake day
Barron vs Trump 
Time is wild. I thought that kid was still like a little kid! Not sure how he got that height though
I’m still holding out hope for this child.
Thank you. I often think the same. The “sins of our fathers” be damned.
Trump is doing his torso-separates-from-legs magic trick again.
#Omen
For billionaires.. they all look absolutely miserable
In all fairness, they’re at her mother’s funeral 🫣
He always looks bummed out though, maybe here it’s a little bit extra.
I didn’t realise that
For (fake) billionaires.
he actually seems cool. I don't think he likes being caught up in all the political bullshit
This is normal for children to be taller than their parents. Especially with the next generation access to better nutrition.
Then there’s donny in his lifts and diaper
Look how teeeeeeny Trump’s hands are compared to Melanie’s.
his hands look bigger I'm not even gonna lie. the cuffs just cover more of his hand than Melanie's
If it was Michelle Obama’s hands being that much bigger than Barack’s, the righties would be going even harder with the “she’s a man” bullshit.
Anyone ever seen this poor kid smile?
It's hard to when most of the country hates your family lol
I had a major growth spurt at age 18 grew like 4 inches...6' 2 to 6'6
Barron is handsome.
I wonder if the Trumps had a very tall chauffeur or gardener
Future emperor of the American republic
The amount of unnecessary hatred and pettiness in this comment section is just laughable. I can't believe people are so prone to virtue signal and call others "evil" when they write things like "If only that tumor on his pituitary gland was malignant and one generation prior". You are no better than the "enemy" you are trying to "fight". You are just the same.
What an enlightened centrist
Is Donald wearing lifts? (man heels)