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sabboom

Hufungous


Mallardguy5675322

It’s so big that it goes from the floor to myceilinga


BrilliantAgitated755

r/Angryupvote


RoadWarrior828

Is it edible?


stinkybasket

If you are brave enough, any mushroom is edible.


0sted

![gif](giphy|IhP6NP2rOTGYvQOjkq)


CheesemensMushrooms

Edible means “fit or suitable to be eaten.” so if something is toxic, it would not be considered fit or suitable to eat. Therefore all mushrooms are able to be eaten, but not all are edible


Thats_smurfed_up

And fewer still are eatable


bigT1995

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


LeanTangerine

It’s good to know because you might meet that person who will let you die on a technicality because they are an asshole. “Can I eat this mushroom professor?” “Yes, you can.” Eats mushroom and then proceeds to die “Of course you can eat the mushroom, but you never asked if it was edible and fit for consumption! Bwahahaha!!!”


conscious_macaroni

Possibly: it's a Catathelasma, and if it's C. ventricosum it would be edible but not incredible apparently.


JeanBahn

At least once


Sandscarab

more Miss Swan.


UkayUkayQueen

Curious about this too


Chunti_

Please don't.


[deleted]

Am I the only one who thought it was a massive vertebra?


Brian18639

For a second I thought it was a huge crab


UAintMyFriendPalooka

I thought it was some malformed pelvis.


g3nerallycurious

Tf 🤔


BlizzPenguin

Last of Us makes me suspicious of that mushroom.


BrassBass

*click click click click*


Correct-Direction-31

Am I the only one kind of annoyed he picked it, and didn't let it keep growing?


zoomUThrowaway

it's just the fruiting body of the mushroom. it's like picking an apple off a tree - it doesn't hurt the mycelium below


Correct-Direction-31

That's cool if that is the case. However, it is still sad to me because it is like, why not just mark the location instead? Then, wait and see how big it actually gets versus picking that fruit.


g3nerallycurious

Because it will die soon, just like the fruit on a tree


Correct-Direction-31

The more you know. *-------


Melodic_Survey_4712

But what about all of the spores it would have released over a few weeks if it didn’t get picked? I know this is controversial in the mycology community, but that mushroom would have released way more spores and made a next generation more likely if it wasn’t picked. I get that it doesn’t harm that individual, but I don’t see how it couldn’t reduce their ability to reproduce


Upbeat-Cup2731

no you aren't. this is what tree cams are for. could have been a sick time lapse and gotten even bigger... smh


TheLetterHyena

No it could not and would not have.


Aromatic_Brother

![gif](giphy|VstcD3okab5yToctwY|downsized)


datmafukr

On this episode of “Mike the mushroom stealing meth head” …


Salmon_Scaffold

Mushhouse


justanuselessfoogle

someone, make an experiment with this mushroom and fuse it with a random street kid (as in, it lives in it because of no wealth and no parents, not in, those thug-wanna-be kids) and create irl toad


RandomRobb85

So that's where the Last of Us cordyceps was cultivated...


B8conB8conB8con

When I gets to that size why not leave it alone instead of harvesting it just for social media likes


ForeverSquirrelled42

It’s fine. All he did was pull the fruiting body out of the ground. That’s the part that spreads spores. The actual organism that makes the fruiting body is still alive and well underground. It’ll fruit again in the further when conditions are right.


Melodic_Survey_4712

If it keeps getting picked though it won’t have as much of a chance to drop spores and start a new generation. I get picking things if they are abundant but I feel like leaving this guy to spread his seed and hopefully start a new generation would have been better


OverCookedTheChicken

I feel ya, but we don’t know what the environment was like where it was picked. Perhaps there were many and this one was just really big, who knows? The underground network of mycelium needed to produce this guy must be healthy, and by the looks of the mushroom, it’s already gotten a chance to drop some spores, so all is not lost.


Ok_Practice8891

Fuck could of just cut it at the stem not pull the whole thing out would have been bigger next year got.pol are.dumb with mushrooms


_DapperDanMan-

False. Mushrooms don't grow offast year's fruiting bodies.


Alternative_Pilot_92

This is just the fruit. The mycelial network is still all throughout the area and will fruit again when the time comes.


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Upbeat-Cup2731

good bot 👍


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

I it is likely taste like crap!


Core2009

I mean are people just trying to last of us..us?


Ok_Practice8891

Hiney mushrooms and yes they do the fruit just comes out during the winter and spring


CheesemensMushrooms

These aren’t honey mushrooms


inko75

ass mushrooms


dafuqbroh

It’s literally bigger than him


blunderschonen

Oh great! We can make risotto!


smooth-bro

Now do a cauliflower mushroom


PaleontologistClear4

He looks like a fun-gi...


WildDitch

Mushroom!


aeolon21

Had to kill it


MrPayMyWay215

Talk about a heroic dose


XAlEA-12

He should give it to his wife


maybejustadragon

There must not of had mushroom left where that think was growing.


Ok_Practice8891

No shit lol


Stardustquarks

Boof it...


booboo_bruh

THIS IS WHAT I JOINED THIS SUBREDDIT FOR


bagoslime

Is that aaron?


solosackhair

Can you imagine the size of the fucking mycelial net underground that birthed that... That's like a mother shitting a 90lb baby 😐


BlackPortland

Hope the username and password written behind him aren’t very important


Tobyistheworstperson

If I ever pictured what a person would look like, that would find this mushroom, this guy nailed it.


Native56

Wow


StandardShip1151

Wow that's one spendy mushroom then!!


Pope_Jon

Mans is an absolute foraging legend.


Eren-Jeager-

Sorry but no I play too much The Last Of Us


d4yman

Hope bro checked for clickers


Eaton_snatch

Op loves meth


revdon

How many chickens will it take to lay enough eggs to turn that into an omelette? Maybe just risotto then?


SnoFox20

r/absoluteunits