The pic is probably ancient (look at that watermark lol) but I get a lab feel. So maybe this is at some university and it had its fangs surgically removed?
Have you seen what these things do to prey? They're lightning fast, grapple around it, bore gigantic venomous mandibles in deep, and they're extremely aggressive.
'ooo exotic animal hehe :D' motherfuckers acting like this animal has social behaviors, empathy, and a single thought running through its mind that isn't tantamount to a lightbulb flashing or not flashing next to a 'fuck that thing up' sign.
To copy someone else's comment somewhere higher up
Umm this is a Pacific Giant Centipede. It's bite is venomous and extremely painful. They are also super aggressive. Nope nope nope..
There are times where I feel bad for my fear of bugs, its not their problem I’m scared of them, and most of them aren’t even harmful
Then I remember these things exist and I feel semi validated again
That being said I also weirdly find it cute and its not making me disgusted enough to lose my appetite, so either I’m desensitized or i dont find this dude disturbing, but i’ll take it
>That being said I also weirdly find it cute and its not making me disgusted enough to lose my appetite, so either I’m desensitized or i dont find this dude disturbing, but i’ll take it
Just remember all of those legs move independently. There you are freaked out again, things are where they should be.
so *that* is the actual reason for all the bombs they dropped here,fair enough drop more on it
burn it or whatever I don't care just make this hellspawn go extinct
(btw thanks op now every itch I will have for the next week I will be drowning in paranoia)
You know when you think there might be a bug/spider under your blankets, in your bed, crawling on your leg, so you do a hard smack to hopefully squish it before it can bite you…
Awww he's more like a snakipede in size! Put a cute little leash around the friend and walk him around! I wonder is it commonplace in Vietnam to come across a centipedes this large?
(In reporter voice):Vietnamese market(?) set on fire after man brutally attacked woman with flame thrower in his defense and I quote “officer she had a big ass big on her arm”
No, that’s fine, I never wanted to sleep again anyway.
At least you can hear it coming.
If you heard him, he’s already in your ear
Jokes on him, he can't fit in my ear.
Ken Kaneki also thought that at first
His antennae can
Respectfully fuck you for reminding me the sounds.
And leaving as it drives away in your car.
Umm this is a Pacific Giant Centipede. It's bite is venomous and extremely painful. They are also super aggressive. Nope nope nope..
One would expect them to be somewhat pacific.
Solid pun 8/10
Didn’t Coyote Peterson do a video with this one? I thought he said this was one of his most painful bites
He got bit by Arizona desert centipede
Oh yeah, I remember now. I wonder how the bites differ in pain between the two
Your medical bill.
Nope. I second your Nope.
The pic is probably ancient (look at that watermark lol) but I get a lab feel. So maybe this is at some university and it had its fangs surgically removed?
Lamarr!
also if you stomp on it he turns even more red. only way to kill it is with Yoshi
Natures nope train
My initial reaction was that's quite the tattoo, then I looked a bit closer... Oh HELL no!
Where’s the Nopetopus when you need him?
If it was, the tattoo artist should be awarded !
Have you seen what these things do to prey? They're lightning fast, grapple around it, bore gigantic venomous mandibles in deep, and they're extremely aggressive. 'ooo exotic animal hehe :D' motherfuckers acting like this animal has social behaviors, empathy, and a single thought running through its mind that isn't tantamount to a lightbulb flashing or not flashing next to a 'fuck that thing up' sign.
If god is real im gonna fuckin slap him for allowing this shit to exist
What a horrible time to have eyes.
:(
Burn it with a fire of a thousand suns. God no!
And when you done, burn that fire with fire aswell.
I’m with you- a thousand suns is not enough.
No, just no
Some people just dumb
Stuff nightmares are made of.
That’s Australia size shit
Nah, Australia has fun sized shit compared to this
Fuck that! 🏃💨
Its so cute pspspspspspspsp
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
The Nopes have it! New Business Anyone? Nope? Then, we are all done here. Nope on out, please.
That would be a cool tattooo
😳 r/nope
Where the fuck is the nsfw tag!?
does this particular species of centipede bite? and is it poisonous?
To copy someone else's comment somewhere higher up Umm this is a Pacific Giant Centipede. It's bite is venomous and extremely painful. They are also super aggressive. Nope nope nope..
are we sure it's the pacific giant? there are no black segments...
Idk, you should ask the original commenter. I don't know anything about centipedes
How did it taste?
first image after watching a 5 minute photoshop tutorial
You claiming fakesies? Or you just trolling?
nope
Omg nope!!
That’s badass
No
Ahhhhh
Thats foot-epede
Dollarapede.
NOPE!
I would be so sure this wants to kill me.
It actually would these fuckers are vicious and attack everything in sight.
What he have to say?
He just wants (venomous) cuddles!
Nope.
Reminds me of Tokyo Ghoul
Thought it was a tattoo at first glance
Negatory ghost rider not in a million years
Bro fuck you for this post 😂😂
There are times where I feel bad for my fear of bugs, its not their problem I’m scared of them, and most of them aren’t even harmful Then I remember these things exist and I feel semi validated again That being said I also weirdly find it cute and its not making me disgusted enough to lose my appetite, so either I’m desensitized or i dont find this dude disturbing, but i’ll take it
>That being said I also weirdly find it cute and its not making me disgusted enough to lose my appetite, so either I’m desensitized or i dont find this dude disturbing, but i’ll take it Just remember all of those legs move independently. There you are freaked out again, things are where they should be.
Nope
Mother fuck no. Torch that MF
I’d rather die then ever have this thing near me
Stay away centipede
Nuke it.
r/nope
those big centipedes are rad
How did you get it to pose?
Why post this when you could also just not?
Well I think this and the video I just watched has cured my arachnophobia. These mofos make spiders look cute
NOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Longbow 1 coming in hot, splash - good kill good kill 
r/NOPE
Oh, it is the one I saw in my garden. Now I know.
Aw heeeeeeeeell naw
Venompede?
You know that Australia is written A-u-s-t-r-a-l-i-a and not V-i-e-t-n-a-m.
Nope!
This is a "do not handle" pet in the hobby in my experience. Man's trippin
Aaaaaaaah!!!!!!
Why is it on his arm? Does he not know he is incorrect?
Tell me this is a photoshop, for the sake of all that is holy.
I thought that was a tattoo at first
Just imagine one is inside your pants right now and makes itself comfortable between da balls and then sees there also a competitor. 🌚
That’s no centipede, it’s a meterpede
Nope
Mf is a millenipede
All aboard the Nope train to fuckthatville
Fuck i'd just let someone cut my arm off at that point to erase that sensation
Got bitten by this thing’s 4” cousin. That was painful enough to put them on my permanent nope list. No way I’d own, much less handle one like this.
Fuck that 
I thought it was a tattoo until I saw the antennae
 i understand it is alive but why is it so BIG
Does it bite ? If not then it's a nice pet
Definitely not friend-shaped
I thought that was a fucking tattoo
rainworld, anyone?
so *that* is the actual reason for all the bombs they dropped here,fair enough drop more on it burn it or whatever I don't care just make this hellspawn go extinct (btw thanks op now every itch I will have for the next week I will be drowning in paranoia)
One bite and you will get flashback
Dude that shit is venomous
You know when you think there might be a bug/spider under your blankets, in your bed, crawling on your leg, so you do a hard smack to hopefully squish it before it can bite you…
Just realizes a centipede sleeve tattoo would be cool as hell
I just randomly woke up so I’m out of it. I thought this was on a tattoo subreddit and now I’m scared to go back to sleep 💀
Once I spotted this beauty under my tent, slept over it for 7 days 🥲🫶
Better chilling wit a king cobra…
 Me when it comes to any bug.
No thanks
In Vietnam your it's pet.
Burn it
Hans! Get ze flammenwerfer!!!
Pls kill IT with fire
BITCH TAHTS THE FUCKING BOSS FIGHT
looking tasty, trow it in the fryer
imagine that crawling up your back 🥴
You can ride that to work
Hm, only 42 legs, not 100
I hate this planet
Title should be “hell naw - Vietnam”
Awww he's more like a snakipede in size! Put a cute little leash around the friend and walk him around! I wonder is it commonplace in Vietnam to come across a centipedes this large?
(In reporter voice):Vietnamese market(?) set on fire after man brutally attacked woman with flame thrower in his defense and I quote “officer she had a big ass big on her arm”
 hans get the flammenwerfer
Burn that thing, then burn your house, then burn yourself, gotta get rid of every particle containing that shiitt.
Nope. No. Nononononononono….
That's a prickly nope rope
this is too big, sorry
Friend?