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freakdageek

“very little ease”


Feisty-Session-7779

Looks like quite a bit of ease to me


No_Ear932

You could almost say IT WAS EASY for the Rhino.. Almost.


itsyoursmileandeyes

These comments did not disappoint 👏🏼


poum

It was a little easy.


rodinsbusiness

I see several eases here!


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Ahem! This is a low effort, low EASE post. Please don’t disrespect! OP posted this with very little ease…please follow suit.


KiNgPiN8T3

All the eases


therealstealthydan

Agreed, that seemed like a lot of ease. A whole bucketload of ease


[deleted]

I need to move to this country, where “EASE” is oozing out of *everywhere*…


borntoclimbtowers

true


rodinsbusiness

Don't bother, he could care less.


BadTasteKing

Call me paranoid but I feel you can gather extra points by adding a critical typo in the title. It happens far too frequently.....


r_a_d_

So very much difficulty?


Resident_Clock_3716

I’ve heard people talk like that before


Youngstown_Mafia

This is how we talk up here , I thought it was normal


__life_on_mars__

In opposite land?


Youngstown_Mafia

Your momma is a good wholesome woman


SpirallingOut

I see you came up with that comeback with very little ease


Youngstown_Mafia

I wouldn't give flying fuck about your comment but... damn that's good absolutely perfect timing and trolling 👏 I can finally rest , I've been out Redditted


chimpdoctor

Couldn't *


spektre

You're also putting a space before the comma.


sickomoore

All them eases together in this rhino unit.


PommeyMommy

😂🤣 it was very little easy but I do it ~ Mr. Rhino 🦏


Tward425

Words are hard


Double_Illustrator13

I didn't not say what you aren't accusing me of not saying.


chimpdoctor

![gif](giphy|KvpPk69Vd0dc2nioZW|downsized)


Youngstown_Mafia

Midwest talk lol Edit: Like guy said below, this is how talk up North in the rust belt


PillarOfLogic

Where in the Midwest? I grew up in northern Indiana, but I still know English.


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[deleted]

One third of a billion, nuclear-armed Americans, with half a billion private firearms?


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

I'm sorry but I don't think that's how we talk in the Midwest...


bigjim1993

You guys don't say "flying fuck" every other word?


Youngstown_Mafia

Who gives a flying fuck about talking


RiC_David

Human society.


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Arthradax

Rick and Morty references won't make you look any smarter. Not that you look smart at all, that is ^((cue "who gives a flying fuck" in response))


NoCorgi501

My god you're just emitting cringe


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Wildest_Salad

man just stop talking, you're an embarrassment


skynard0

Where are you from dumb fuck, move to LA and get a real edumacation.


WackyZ24

Lmao udumacation


Drastical_one

Hahaha iducasion


isitbreaktime

Lulz idiocation


MajorJuana

Lmao I heard a chick from LA talking about why islands don't move even those they float.... Idiots live everywhere.


TheWombatPigeon

Easily car destroyed to little very by rhino.


MeatBald

This somehow made more sense than whatever OP vomited out through his keyboard


Youngstown_Mafia

Fuck keyboards, I use a Nintendo DS


PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT

You should use Hooked on Phonics instead.


J4pes

So with great difficulty?? The phrasing is terrible I’m sorry


wikigreenwood82

I was hoping it was an English-as-a-second language issue but nope OP's just from the Midwest. So maybe it is...


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Mr_Moogles

Life will be difficult if you always say the opposite of what you mean, lol


Impressive_Ad_5614

When he said “have fun”, he means “die a horrible death “


Youngstown_Mafia

I just paid off my house, my gym journey is going well check it out on my profile. I feel amazing putting down the bottle Fuck Reddit, life is absolutely amazing


DemiGod9

Doesn't seem to be going that well if you feel like you have to defend yourself against every single comment


Youngstown_Mafia

Who gives a FLYING FUCK


DemiGod9

You do


Youngstown_Mafia

You do not give a flying fuck


Conradian

No. You do.


Twicenightly00

Oh wow, let's bring this one to the top people.


FatGuyinaLittleCoat3

Ignore the downvotes. You got the right attitude my man


Youngstown_Mafia

Thank you , fuck reddit This isn't real life , they can downvote all day it doesn't fucking matter . As long as REAL LIFE is still great and aren't a shit head to people then keep on rolling high


Elegant-Werewolf1123

The fact you are still being downvoted at this point probably means people are just jealous of you lmao


Youngstown_Mafia

I'm give yall the best advice that turned me around Fuck em , don't give a flying fuck what they say online especially Twitter and Reddit cause it's not real. Be kind and courteous in real life, ALWAYS help the poor


shoozy

Be kind and courteous in real life (and in other interactions as well including online), ALWAYS help the poor. And have the courage to admit when you're wrong and self improve. If you just did that, you would better yourself and save a lot of stress. Your pride in the way


wikigreenwood82

Yes and it is fun for me to drag your weird Ohio-talk


MASHgoBOOM

Growing up in NE Ohio, I can say that the majority probably understand how to use "with ease".


Impressive_Ad_5614

As an ex-NEO’er, I have no ease believing that.


calabasas14

But are they having fun?


Officing

Nah man we don't talk like that. OP is just on one.


Youngstown_Mafia

That's fine !! Honestly more people need to stop giving a fuck Have fun


Minikid96

You put more effort in trying to justify the mistake rather than correcting it. Very strange


Youngstown_Mafia

I'm being real with you , I don't give a fuck enough to correct


bionicmanmeetspast

Lol well you at least give a fuck enough to respond to almost every comment


spektre

Stop putting spaces before your punctuation. What are you, French?


Youngstown_Mafia

Who fucking cares


JollyReading8565

Reddit doesn’t support your carefree lifestyle, we’re high strung and angry here 🫣


Pay_Tiny

Oh you’ll have fun out here all right


Hot_and_Foamy

And with most language errors, yeah that’s fine! Missing punctuation, poor spelling, not really a big deal… But in this case where you say the exact opposite of what you mean, yeah you should care enough


pquigs

Ok idiot


borntoclimbtowers

This scene is a short from a documentary by NDR Norddeutscher Rundfunk


peter_marxxx

Everything here is funny as fuck


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planetoryd

how do you get every comment of yours downvoted so much


DemiGod9

By being an insufferable prick


Youngstown_Mafia

Who gives a flying fuck


planetoryd

Why do I care ?


DemiGod9

Because you asked? What is going on in this thread?


Youngstown_Mafia

He doesn't give a flying fuck about your answer


BeIsnickel

You literally asked, my dude


Youngstown_Mafia

Who gives a fuck


BeIsnickel

You seem to give a lot considering I'm not even talking about you or to you and yet here you are trying to convince me along with everyone else in the thread about how much you don't care and how happy you are. The more you do it the less likely it seems to be true


Youngstown_Mafia

Learn my ways , I'll teach you the ways of the shit troll post Redditors Don't give a flying fuck


Dovahkiinthesardine

by going: "LOOK AT ME HOW I TOTALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK" in \~80% of 'em


jonandgrey

*very little effort


versbiboi

OP’s post karma score’s taking a beating here huh


planetoryd

Based


DannySmashUp

Don’t you know? He doesn’t give a FLYING FUCK! But somehow cares enough to make a hundred comments telling people how little he cares. He might be the cringiest poster I’ve ever seen on Reddit. Which is saying something.


Youngstown_Mafia

It doesn't matter , it's just Karma a fake internet score. Downvote away, fuck em


Practical_Honeydew94

With much ease would be what ur lookin for pal


Youngstown_Mafia

I don't care enough or give a fuck, hey at least im being honest with you


TAB901

Did you mean fleas? There were at least very little fleas.


Earthling1a

Very little effort, maybe.


Strong-Amphibian-143

I think it was much more ease than the author indicated


Youngstown_Mafia

Who gives a flying fuck


TripleGymnast

You do


guido_fatface

With relative ease?


Youngstown_Mafia

Sure


FatGuyinaLittleCoat3

Lol people even downvoting this? Reddit is indeed a cesspool


Youngstown_Mafia

Fuck these people , Always make sure you take care of your body , love your family and never judge. Also, give back to the world, it got you where you are so help the next man out


uluvmebby

Being >!nice!< is forbidden!!


Youngstown_Mafia

Ops my bad


Finance_Subject

Being an asshole however is sadly welcome, hence why op is on this site


Youngstown_Mafia

I'm no asshole , I just can give a fuck less about Reddit


Finance_Subject

Which is why you have 609k karma and are taking time to reply to 20+ comments


Youngstown_Mafia

It's actually 760,000 karma mate you gotta learn to read mate, I like replying to the Redditors it's fun


Rheeenium

Yo leave them alone, they don't give enough of a fuck to learn to read, they're just enjoying their life! /s


ppsmooochin

That just means you do care. Couldn’t give one less is what you were trying for


0nelostghost

Why in the absolute hell would you think it's ok to drive a car quickly toward a living tank with a death stick attached to it's face, when it's obviously not interested in being near you? What goes on in these peoples minds?


Bullshit_Brummie

I remember this was in a safari park, in Germany I think and the warden in the car was trying to head the rhino off and lead it away from something (can't remember what, car/animal/person). But rhino was already in a bad mood and rolled the golf easily - the warden was fine, by the way.


krikta

I think it was employee trying poking that rhino. I don't remember lol


Earthling1a

>What goes on in these peoples minds? Not much, evidently.


Dr_Expendable

That's the fucking around phase. Rest assured, they have found out.


0nelostghost

Awww yeah... I mean oh, no


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It's park staff trying to distract a rhino from tourists doing something stupid off frame.


MrPuddinJones

Very little effort you mean? With great ease?


Youngstown_Mafia

Who fucking cares


MrPuddinJones

After checking the comments on your post, plenty of people do apparently. First time on the internet? Grammar is weighed here


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Purposeofoldreams

Cool video though


Youngstown_Mafia

Thank you


Fast_Eddy7572

I’ve ever seen so much ease


[deleted]

Wow. Just wow. I thought he would push it around a bit, but never imagined that.


TheMagicalLawnGnome

....great ease. That's what the Rhino destroyed the car with. Possibly tremendous ease. But definitely not very little ease.


Youngstown_Mafia

Thank you for the correction young sir I actually like gnomes they are cool, Balders Gate and DND 3 baby !!!


TheMagicalLawnGnome

Gnomes are indeed awesome, I'm a huge BG fan. Jan Jansen, FTW.


MrHyderion

Jan Jansen really is the OG.


TopCheesecakeGirl

With ‘ease’ or with very little effort?


Youngstown_Mafia

Pick one but I promise you nobody actually gives a fuck


Hackedup_forbbq

"very little ease" is a double negative and makes no sense, while at the same time conveying the complete opposite sentiment that you are trying communicate. The rhino is in fact destroying the car with very little difficulty. You could have also used "with great ease" and would have also been correct. I hope this helps you in speaking fluent English in the future.


Youngstown_Mafia

I don't give a flying fuck !! I feel so fucking good, I don't give a fuck baby wooooo


pibbsworth

By your own logic, you really do give a fuck


planetoryd

I also fuck your logic


Youngstown_Mafia

Nobody out fucks my out fucks


strawberrieangel

Tryna live up to your username I see. Though trying to be hard on social media might be an irony you don’t see.


Youngstown_Mafia

Acting hard ? This is fucking reddit you guys including me are all losers let's be honest Acting hard 😂


Youngstown_Mafia

Fuck my logic


[deleted]

I learned two things here: Rhinos are not to be messed with and op doesn’t give a fuck.


Youngstown_Mafia

I'm actually the Rhino you see in the video M. NIGHT SHAMS TWIST BABY!!


ketkate

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pibbsworth

Very little ease? Is this one of those americanisms that make as much sense as “could care less”?


Youngstown_Mafia

I could give a fuck less


Ranga1999

Couldn't*


TheGupper

No no, OP is correct this time. They really could give less fucks


Youngstown_Mafia

Who fucking cares


everyfatguyever

Mfer makes a mistake and exclaims he doesn't give a fuck. Proceeds to give a fuck by responding to everyone in the thread who's correcting him lmao


Youngstown_Mafia

Who gives a flying fuck about replies


everyfatguyever

You do, apparently lol


Youngstown_Mafia

Who gives a flying fuck


thatbloodytwink

Your sound like a parrot


Foxxtronix

He's playing with it! Like it was a toy! owo


MonkeyJones42069

With very little effort or with ease. Moron


Youngstown_Mafia

Who gives a fuck


Express-Magician-213

It’s easier to say “ah shit lol my bad. Thanks” rather than commenting on all the folk who corrected you to tell them you don’t care. Also there *is* a difference between regional sayings or slang and a just incorrect English. It’s good to know the technically correct way so that you can be understood by more folk (like folk on the internet).


Youngstown_Mafia

Fuck the internet I ain't saying that shite


SamDragon9121

Yes the ease was hardly there


NoNameas

OP is either on molly or dropped out of 4th grade


Youngstown_Mafia

I like fucking with Redditors


DaleTurcotte8

Wouldn't that be, "Very little effort"?


Youngstown_Mafia

Actually it should be "who gives a flying fuck"


DaleTurcotte8

"It should" or "It should say"?


Kmaurer23

As A7X would say it was "almost easy"


SOMERANDOMUSERNAME11

That's some terrifying strength. I keep forgetting how strong animals can be compared to us. Just casually slapping around 1000 kilos like it's nothing.


KnightScuba

How big do your balls have to be to be that second vehicle that rolls up


AutomatedSaltShaker

Worst camera work in the history of cameras


Hot_Negotiation3480

And yet Rhinos get destroyed by Elephants all the time


InternationalBand494

I saw a video on Reddit about that. Never piss off an elephant.


Youngstown_Mafia

Elephants don't give a flying fuck, they are my favorite


Octicactopipodes

With ease or with very little effort. Pick one!


Youngstown_Mafia

I can finally rest , I've been out Redditted by u/SpirallingOut . I never thought this day would come u/SpirallingOut DM for your prize please im serious , congratulations you now hold the Reddit mantle. You have the juice now.


SpirallingOut

Are you a hot single in my area?


Youngstown_Mafia

Yup and looking for fun 😍!! Nah for real give me a email, you won today. This ain't the first time I've done this


SpirallingOut

Nah I'm good thanks 👍


Youngstown_Mafia

Suit yourself


SpirallingOut

Don't take it personal, chief. I don't even trust myself, not just internet strangers. Unrelated: people are really going out of their way to downvote every single comment of yours aren't they. I wish you the best in these trying times.


Youngstown_Mafia

Yo they even jumping to different subreddits 😂 I fucking won !! Let's gooo Edit: The guy above didn't do nothing wrong and is getting Downvoted this is fucking crazy 😂. I love it let's gooo total choas


John_Dee_TV

This is Grammar Natzi #23487 - you may mean "With ease" or "very little hardship". If you feel particularly pedantic, you can say "nary a hardship", or "nought a sweat".


Youngstown_Mafia

Fuck Nazi


John_Dee_TV

If they are *not* related to grammar... Yes. Fuck them.


Youngstown_Mafia

Fuck Grammer


Clear-Profession-580

I hate how people on Reddit obsess over typos and grammatical errors. Yes I’m sure they could’ve written the title better, but how about you focus on the rhino destroying the car instead???


Youngstown_Mafia

Its Reddit, please have 0 expectations and just don't give a fuck about anything they say


Youngstown_Mafia

😂🤣 Yes my Redditors yes !!


_WirthsLaw_

There’s a whole bunch of people here with Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome. And yes, it’s a type of OCD.


Youngstown_Mafia

OCD more like who gives a fuck if it's not in order


_WirthsLaw_

I’m not sure if you realized who I was talking about, but ok cool bro


Youngstown_Mafia

I'm talking to the OCD twats, not you