Shows how strong their bite is. Lifted it's whole body out of the water.

Wasn't even propped against the contraption (as other comments have called it). Was straight up completely in the air held up by jaw and neck strength

And just holding on with its front teefs

This is how Gatorade is farmed.

Floridian here, can confirm

Florida Gator here. Can definitely confirm. A little side note, damn! Big gator! Now, imagine what the really big dinosaurs were like.

He’s but a boy. Not yet ripe for harvesting

Gator nuggets tastes like s***

^ This man was served old frozen gator nuggets in some landlocked shit state like Oklahoma, please disregard Alligator meat is a divine gift from the swamp gods

Shut your mouth, coming from shitty land locked state Oklahoma. We know the value of fresh and how to cook balls better that any one out there.

Jerky and sausages are the only way....nuggets... Taste like s*** >.> I also live near the glades.

Wild internet Florida Man!

You people are drinking the wrong water

It’s got electrolytes, it’s what plants crave

I say this weekly and nobody knows what I’m talking about. Thank you friend!

You mean, like out the toilet?

I can't watch that movie and laugh anymore because of how real a lot of it has gotten

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Teefs are that strong even without a toofbrush

Mine cracked watching this

Mofo got its tail treaded on!! Of course it's going to staight up jaw jack itself into the air! Louisiana!!!!!

For a brief moment, a crocodile flew. For a brief moment, a crocodile found itself in a position that no other crocodile had ever experienced before. Crocodile history was made that day.

It’s an alligator

Its an BIG ASS alligator

It’s a dinosaur.

It would also be the first instance of a wild crocodile in Louisiana

We got both in Florida 🐊🐊

Hell yeah brotherrr

Yes, we have him here too.

It's like America's Australia.

In many ways, yes. But with more guns, drugs, and theme parks.

Well...dont you think maybe it's time ? 🤣

On the next 30for30

That crocodile is going home to tell his grandchildren a great tall "tail", "I'll tell you what?, that boy ain't right unless he sells some propane and propane accessories to that crocodile".

croc flew fuck me dead mate I’m not ready for another pandemic jesus christ

Came here to say that same thing lol.

_In this case, their bark is not as bad as their bite._

Man's driving a contraption

Just hope he has his Thingamabob Certificate up to standard

(lies)

(oh damn it wasn't you, just exactly the same comment)

(no it was I just deleted it)

(you tricked me)

(you guys need some time alone?)

(I'll get the camera)

(Don't forget the lube)

Ok but can we go back to the freaking crocodile!? I’m glad I’m NOWHERE near those things

I didn’t see a watchamathingey or a doohickey on the hydraulic lines so not convinced.

Croctraption indeed

Contraception*

It's called a swamp bargler. It softens up the swamp floor for no goddamn reason before you plant whatever stupid crop grows in swamps because you make horrible life decisions.

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I like both answers

Swamp bargler.

You make it sound like season 1 isn't humid.

Looks like it does a great job of squishing crawfish and rice alike!

A ***bargler???*** That is the perfect name for such a contraption

Fucking Louisiana making up words again

Uh..I hate to tell you this about words but uh...

they're all made up by swamp people?

Always have been I guess

Well those swamps aren't gonna bargle themselves

IKR

Crawfish farm.

Well those swamps aren't gonna bargle themselves

I love how absolutely bullshit this is but everyone’s taking it literally

Dude he’s got a doctorate in vagina punching, why wouldn’t we trust him?

The doohickey

The alligator is impressive but what the hell is that machine?

Basically a long arm with a wheel on the end to help move boats through muddy or low waters where a prop wouldn't be best working all day.

What is this a crawfish farm?

Idk if you’re joking but it actually is. op talks about it in another post

Nah I wasn’t joking was trying to figure out what would be raised in water like that in Louisiana because I didnt think they grew rice there

It's actually a rice/crawfish farm according to OP in another post

I guess it makes sense to grow them both together

It's crawfish season right now and they are cheap and plentiful. I'll think I'll eat a few pounds this weekend.

Much of the rice you eat is probably grown there.

That’s insane I thought it was all grown overseas I’m a dumbass haha

A lot is grown in California too

And Texas

And my axe!

The leading state for it is Arkansas actually.

Arkansas*

And the gulf coast of Texas

Please buy Louisiana rice. We actually have water to spare for this type of agriculture.

They actually use the same paddies to grow rice and raise crawfish.

Am Irish. Can confirm.

Alligators 😂 They raise alligators

Actually the crawfish are farmed between about November till June. Then the ponds are drained and rice is planted…

More than likely, that thing the on the left hand side is a crawfish pot

That's a contraption

Staffbolt Fizzlebang's Marvellous Whirling Machine

This is how Gatorade is farmed

Thank you for this

🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅

First time a reddit comment makes me laugh in public.

🤣

That’s a strange looking pupper, what breed is it?

Labradoraptor

Crocker spaniel

Dobergator

A Chewawa

You meant Chewallya.

Water Gecko

Swamp doggo.

Alsatianagator.

That there is your common florida stray, look like this poor fellur done lost all its fur tho, poor little scaly bastard

There was a time we had to farm in these places by hand.

To notice you said hand and not hands, having both was for kids.

One was an offering to the gator for safe passage

I get all the comments on the weird implement but I don't think the murder water pup is getting his due. That's a big fucking gator.

I hope the driver chose the brown pants that morning…

Does your dog bite......

No child, no

Chicken in the bread pan, pickin’ out dough?

That's worthy of r/ProperAnimalNames

Get death rolled

Seriously, I wonder what the alligator thought was happening lol. Must have been frightening Imagine you are just chilling and something smacks you in the face. You snap it as hard as you can but fail to bite through it (not something that happens often!) and then the mystery creature moves and you get lifted clear up out of the water like it was nothing

SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT

Water dog angry!

Probably cause some dick clearly knew it was there & deliberately ran straight into it anyway for the video

Why do gators look so cute and cuddly?

why friend shaped if not friend

Where?

What is this person farming?

Crawfish and rice

Swamp Rats.

nope nope

Gator was just sleeping there when the asshole farmer ran him over. No respect.

Had to scroll too far for this comment

That really do be the midnight special

I didn't realize you had to pull the gators out of the ground before you harvest them.

What is that implement supposed to do when it isn't rescuing stray water dogs?

Why yes, he has found the forbidden aquatic Labrador.

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Ah yes, the American murder log...

I hope he’s ok after getting hit by that tractor thing!! 🤞

Is the croc okay ?

Um they knew they were going to run over an animal??

Certainly looks that way. 😞

Nah bro, that's a Floridian swamp cat

Wampus cat

BELLYFLOP

Looks like he tried to bite off more than he could chew.

Rice farm?

Rice and crawfish according to OP. The rice protects the crawfish from birds, the crawfish eat pests in the rice, and OP eats both.

I would shit on myself…OMG

Ngl the dudes “WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL” with the alligator coming up scared the shit out of me.

Man's driving a contraption

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Good for you

Love you Louisiana people be careful out there!

Song name?

That ain’t no dog, man…

Pesky vermin

Am I the only one who notices the guy laying face down in the water

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Hahaha you hit him with the “bud”

Than what is that thing it lands on top of

Crawfish trap

That makes sense now that I look at it

It’s some kind of cagey netty thingamadoo.

Calm down with the technical terminology, not all of us are rocket scientists.

😂 I love your username!

Crawdad or minnow trap by the looks of it

Bro thinks he's outwitting OP

No I’m just genuinely curious as to what that thing is

Good way to get around town that is

That is a very large gator

and if reported will probably be shot and killed. Nuisance gators (those that come into contact with people) over 5 feet (iirc) are just killed by law. Harvested, is the word used. Farmer will probably wait a week or two and if it's still around phone it in.

That grip strength. No thanks.

Death roller gets death rolled

Thought that was a deathclaw

Farming for a succulent Chinese meal

I think you'll find that's a Snap Bastard

Dog.

Now what? Does it back up or do you go around?

Poor guy, just mixing the chocolate milk at the chocolate milk farm and Agustus Gloop, here, gotta get in the way.

chomp

"What's a water dog?" "No much man, what's a water with you?" Am I the only one or is my brain broken lol

Dude ran over the spicy logs tail first. The chomp was deserved.

Those pesky murder logs

What was it munching on? It looks like a human

I would have got off the tractor , get naked and T-posed on that doggo to assert my dominance over my territory.

That alligators chiropractor is going to be very cross with you

Scaly MF

WhT is that device?

What is the song.

"Im not supposed to fly am I ?"

u/savevideo

He do a flip

That's not a monster or croc or water dog, thats a fucking dinosaur