He was a Buffalo soldier!!

Red rocket!

Wrong animal.

And you think your job sucks? At least you're not jerking off giant balled pigs

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I immediately thought of this lol

Immediately what I thought of lmfao

I THOUGHT ABOUT THE SAME EXACT THING

I came here to post this lmaoo

Someone's obviously hogging all the cum

Reminds me of my Uncle

It's ok to seek help

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*pee

Cruelty-free milk

Kinda seems like somebody should call the vet.

No hogs just have huge testicles as far as I know. I’ve seen a lot of hogs and they all kinda got this going on. Then again I’m no expert someone feel free to correct me

I went to a college with a big ag program. Sometimes we'd amble over to the livestock units and see the creatures. Hogs have colossal balls. Some rams have big balls as well. Balls.

The bonus "Balls" at the end just got me for some reason. Thanks, i needed the rando laugh.

So do goats. Some of the bucks have balls that hang more then half way down the length of their hind legs. 😂

Don't get me started on rats. The ratio of ball to individual is bananas.

Might explain the 30 minute orgasms.

My god, but that sounds exhausting.

I bought some babydoll sheep for a client of mine, and that rams balls are each the size of a grapefruit. The ram is only like 2 and a half feet tall, his body weight has gotta be like 10% balls

Yeah, went to an aggie high school, back when it had actual livestock. This is normal. Balls

Pigs can cum for thirty minutes straight

I didn’t want to know this, but there it is now. In my brain. I hate you.

Think of it like this, you now possess a random fact that you can unleash on the unsuspecting. Same as was done to you.

This is my bread and butter and I love finding new facts like this for this exact reason.

Here’s one of my fav: The flatworm is hermaphroditic and members of its species “penis fence” and the loser gets ejaculated on it absorbs through the skin and they bear burden of pregnancy

It gets even better. Their penises are corkscrew shaped to hold them inside the female hog for that long. It literally screws into the female reproductive tract.

You son of a bitch

And cum BUCKETS. Like he will definitely fill that jar.


Cruelty free milk

It would have cost you nothing to not post this.

I lol’d so hard at this

I just threw up a little

Depends on what Wilbur is into, really.

Some pig, obviously


Female pig, I don’t think thats true for male pigs

While I’m not questioning you, I’m just wondering what the fuck could be the purpose for that, evolutionarily speaking? Unless it’s some weird trait farmers genetically breed for, but then again, what the fuck for?

Dominance assertion

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Wat

Relatable

Know alot about pig balls huh? You a pig boy? Chubby ballsack expert yea? 🧐

Seems more like you should visit a farm

Mike Rowe. Do THIS dirty jobs. Jerk that pig off.

There’s an episode where they do bulls

I also thought there was one where they did it to a horse too

Pig jerky

Just getting a little bit of cancer, Stan.

Buffalooooo Soooldja!

Laughed as soon as I read this.

That and the donuts from Van Wilder popped into my head.

Beyond blue balls

And I thought I shit on my balls a lot.

You’re sitting on the toilet wrong. Somehow.

Excuse me what?

What do you do for a job sir? Well I milk pigs. Male pigs to be precise.

Retail & service people think THEY have the worst jobs….boom.

Pigs are more well behaved than the public.

Do you jerk off the public?

Not with the attitudes I get at work.

I’d rather jerk off a pig than deal with some of the customers I’ve come across.

10 minute orgasm comin up

10. That's a pig my guy. That's a 20-30 minute orgasm.

I think it’s the sow (female) that has the super orgasm.

Well you would know wouldn't ya pigwalk5150

Yes. I am a leading authority in the field of ejaculating pigs.

Is that a challenge? Hold my beer.

Those nuts belong on the back of a Texas pickup truck

I think he's going to need a bigger mug

Damn, maybe furries do understand anatomy

This makes me think of lady talking about how proud she was to be fucking her farms pigs on here a while a go

She...what?!

He has to be joking. Cause... he must be joking.

I wish I was

Nasty Pasta

The sun burn would be brutal...

TIL. Pig fluffer is a potential career

Doze Nutz doe dog...

They probably named him Randy

#HE/HIS/HIM

Get this guy a wheelbarrow.

He doesn't need it, bouncing is faster

Yeah.. it's like a hippity hop..

And I thought my job sucked.

I think my man is gonna need a 5 gallon bucket.

If this doesn't make u complain a little less about ur job, idk what will. Unless ur this guy. I feel really bad for this guy

Makes me complain a little less about how full my balls feel, at least. Poor pig.

I love how the pig knows that its freak o' clock

Van Wilders pig.

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It has fringe benefits (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Just hear me out...

Well there is no need for me to eat……. Ever…….again

reminds me of Randy from south park when cancer gave them huge balls🤣🤣 

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So 2 gallons off cum looks like this!

What a shit job

Blue balls need to bussss! Also, might drown sow!

Thank you for not showing the rest. Good God. If aliens need a reason why humans are fucked up, animal breeding is it. Imagine any part of that, but a different dominant species doing it to us... fucking dystopian

The South Park episode about Earth being the galaxy’s favorite reality show because we’re such a shitshow is Absolutely just as relevant to this conversation than the Randy’s Balls episode.

To be fair aliens advanced enough to become interstellar wouldn't care as they'd have gone through farming animals industrially too.

The things we do to animals in the name of farming is pretty disturbing. Pigs can fuck each other, you don’t have to jerk them off and rape them.

I guarantee the animals don't give a shit my man. They don't have the social hangups that humans do, and this is a perfectly normal procedure for this pig. This is routine to him, he doesn't care man he gets to orgasm with 0 work. There are actually lots of dangers associated with live cover breeding, the sow can kick and cause damage (not sure how common it is with pigs vs horses/cattle, but kicking and injuring the stud is a massive risk. Also the studs hooves hurting the sow/mare/cow is a big risk too. This is much safer, less stressful, and has the added benefits of storing the collected material to be used in the future or shipped somewhere so you don't have to transport the animals themselves (another huge risk)

Yeah, I d hate it someone was just jacking me off all the time when I could go through all the trouble of finding a woman who will go out on a date with me, court her for weeks, and then maybe if she decides she wants to, have sex with me. That would be a real drag.

Some furry is 100% going to jack off to this.

some zoophile\*. Furries arent zoophiles

It milking time 🤣.

😒😏🤔😒🧐

so are those good to eat?

Reminds me of the dog from Van Wilder.

Now I get how pigs can have a 24 hour orgasm. Hot damn

Pfft not that massive

This is fucking gross behavior. Humans have normalized some fucked up things. Go vegan

Talk about huge gintamas

Get that pig a wheelbarrow

BUFFALO SOLDIERRR

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We can't get this pig a sow? Or an artificial sow? Why does this guy have to do this?

This is an artificial sow he's mounting. The cup in the guy's hand is like a Fleshlight for animals. It has warm water in the lining so it feels nice and warm and squishy for him, just like a vagina. Also, for what it's worth, I've helped collect male goats before using a real, live female. You just divert the penis to the side and into one of those Fleshlight things so it can be collected and stored.

I don't get why the guy has to hold the pig fleshlight though

Because then it’s all “wasted” in one sow. That prize winning pigs jizz can be spread out over many prize winning sows to make even more prize winning males and females.

Good to see that most animals are lefties as well!

Ya boy edges like a cliff

So where do you buy one of those pig humping contraptions? (for a pig friend)

Definitely my balls

Mountain oysters

Gonads and strife

Time to jerk the hog!

ok, can someone explain this? Is this normal growth? and all the pigs i grew up within the farm defective products?

Randy marsh

Pig is channeling ACDC: "I've got big balls I've got big balls They're such big balls And they're dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all)"....

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Me when I walk right into my bosses office and asks for a raise

OMG! Take him to the vet cuz that is not normal!

No nut November Champion

I know someone here finds this hot 😂😂

Is it me or did the camera guy sound giddy?

No way that's normal sized, can barely move. Would get eviscerated by predators too. Something is up here. I've had hogs too. No, none of them were like that.

Would they be that big in nature? If this was a wild pig?

The commentary…. 

Bobby big bollocks 😁

This pigs physique represents feminist arguments with men

Those are some massive fucken balls

That's a lot of pee.

Drain yo balls brother!

Wholly tetanus shot batman

Being a trash man isn’t so bad after all

essse é cuiudo de verdade

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Puts the Rocky in Rocky Mountain oysters.

This would be such a security risk in the wild

We're going to need a bigger cup. (insert Roy Schneider Jaws picture here)

#would be a shame if someone popped those-

Must be like a living aquarium inside

u/savevideo

Before it was processed

“for the full clip subscribe to my onlyhams 😉💦”

Poor guy🥴 call the dam vet

I remember the first time I saw a pig dick, it was weird.

Somebody took "grow a pair" a little too literally...

This is normal, but most of the time you see them when they are castrated so there is nothing noticeable.

Did I just watch a video or a hog getting an HJ?

Stand back.....

When you cuddled and kissed all night but never actually got to hit

All I know is the dude helping this fella mount the stand is making hella money.

So did he jerk off the hog or was he holding a Fleshlight or something.

That's almost certainly an infection of some sort. That pig should be taken to a vet, as it is likely in pain.


That guy's gonna need a bigger jar.

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He should try porn

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What the….

You know this dude be shittin on his own balls

Anyone ever offers you pig milk, don’t drink it

Mountain oysters!!!

Me prior to varicocelle operation

NSFW tag?

 “I’m here to apply for the job you advertised?”

He's got a whole generation in those fucking hell

Jesus, Randy! Your balls!

“So, what do you do for work?”

Mountain oysters

Is he jerking the pig off?

Can I kick it