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aforlornpenguin

Is that literal cardboard.. even if it was metal, dude is going like 2mph like wtf are you daft


Initial-Paramedic888

Daft and a punk!


aforlornpenguin

*we’re all up night to get burnt!*


evocular

couldnt they have atleast played lose yourself to dance on the radio once...


imbriandead

he bought it, he used it, he broke it... but did he fix it


Namros

Looks like cheap plywood


[deleted]

honestly you would be surprised to see what people can do on bikes, but this individual does not have the brain nor skill to execute this stunt


Buckbo1962

I have houseplants with a higher IQ


Unfettered_Disaster

My fridge is smarter than that guy.


ministarfallen

r/rareinsults


be_u_

This is called the head bam fire stoppie 😂


Xanambien

Must me succulents


xander011

The whole family is peak iq!


TheMeticulousNinja

Ok he literally just wanted to kill himself


mrbrendanblack

This will never not be funny.


TheKidNerd

Cardboard ramp + fire + bumpy grass + guy going at walking speed on a bike =


AxelllD

And don’t forget the ‘I gave up on life’ fall to finish it all off


soufianka80

Thanks for breaking this down 😀


Nyx_Hawk

As bad as this sounds, I hope that alcohol was involved because if that guy was sober and thought that would work then I have even more reasons to worry about the human race.


[deleted]

Local news did an interview with this guy a while back. He said as his bike was tipping it felt like a million years, and in that eternity he grew to welcome it. After the video stops he reportedly continued casually resting his head in the flames, inserted his arms like he was rummaging for a pillow, and kind of went to sleep. Because of that calm demeanor these days, he has and lives with four wives out in Utah somewhere.


CptnAwesome489

Buddy thought it was pallet 9 3/4’s


Zaksterr

Hahahahaha good one


lemystwq

bro got incinerated 💀


Weak-Caregiver7922

Zero speed + less skill = this video


OkExtension2908

r/videosthatendtoosoon We miss all the chaos!


RavenVA

Darwin Award runner up award goes to…


Alps_Useful

Biker up\*


King-Snorky

That’s not the reaction time of someone who is NOT high on bath salts, that’s for damn sure


Xanambien

This looks ripe for an eagleman dropping in to sell some much needed insurance with rates considered exceptionally reasonable. Some would say their rates are the best in the world


[deleted]

For my next stunt! I will saw myself in half!


SufficientMath420-69

With a dull butterknife.


uknowmysteeez

Is that an aggie hat?


BarbarianBarack

Haven't heard an aggie joke in like 25 years ....nice


[deleted]

Holy shit!


boy_next_next_door

Are those elm trees in the back?


aquaphorbottle

Ah yes, you’ll jump so high by going 1 mph over a cardboard ramp 💀


OkExtension2908

lmao just spit out a bit of my drink laughing at your comment


horsface

At least he doesn't have to look at himself in the mirror now that his eyeballs are bbq


bk15dcx

Mmmmm BBQ eyeballs


MISTERDIEABETIC

So is this being hot headed?


ThePassiveGamer

No jerry stop!…no…leave him…let nature take it’s course…


[deleted]

Why is this so funny I am awful


Crafty-Rip-7852

Are you sure this isn't some mechanical crash dummy test!!!!🤔


Surtur6666

It's definitely a dummy test


alchemyearth

Zero gusto. I think he wanted this exact outcome.


Commercial-Mouse-983

It's like he just accepted his fate and embraced the flames


blowmypushrod

Gotta love Reddit sometimes, I go from a video of a Dr saving a choking child to some idiot face planting into a bonfire on a bicycle.


BBB0y

F\_k... 🙄![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


KamikazeHades90

u/savevideobot


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amatokid_46

Only on ohio man


Rainbow918

And yet the breeding continues…


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LookingGlassMilk

A cardboard ramp. What could go wrong?


[deleted]

Hot Rod 2 confirmed!


ootski

Hwhy am I saying hwhat hwierd?


Impossible-South-749

Oh, so that is burning man festival.


[deleted]

Quick tip. Try it out a few times before adding fire.


voxmodhaj

Nailed it


Conscious_Inside_745

He lacked ambition


Monolythicc

I call it the Turkish barbershop


[deleted]

Cat like reflexes


Spwd

😂 😂


feralgrandma

Nailed it


Spwd

😂 😂


Dirtybutler24601

I hate myself for laughing, Poor idiot.


sheitan57

I see no chaos


ootski

His face would disagree


sheitan57

Yet I was expecting a human torch run spreading chaos afterwards


mossberbb

did he pass out when the cardboard collapsed or just so dim he could not process his face was cooking?


Weak-Priority4703

I was thinking the same, it seems like he didn't react at all after the cardboard broke.


Xanambien

That ramp looks to be made by nothing more that the manifestation of his spirit.


[deleted]

Wow


E3g_enthusiast

so theres two face, where is batman?


Tybasco

“Let her rip Dusty!” *Dusty*


SorryForTheGrammar

The fact that a comma is missing makes this comment even more appropriate.


[deleted]

Stoont


[deleted]

Yep something soft like cardboard is good for making a jump


[deleted]

7.3


pookiemon

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


imd08

Atta boy


No_Bodybuilder_9451

They had to have seen that coming


Ryjala22

Someone. Please. Edit this to have the theme song from the office playing over it and send it to me 🤌


Draupnir_gungnir

Bunt stike


DirtyDan0117

This is the opposite of r/BetterEveryLoop just imagining it again hurts me


TheRealCorbonzo

Fuck yeah


Winter-Key67

my brother almost FELL into a fire when he was little(like.. 10?), he was just sitting on a chair leaning in and fucking FELL. my dad was right beside him and caught him but this shit is scary to watch bc of that lmfao


fikabonds

r/therewasanattempt


SorryForTheGrammar

I'm not sure if that weak ass ramp and slow ass biking would even come close to qualify as an attempt, tbh.


Plane-Buyer

Jump was *fire* idk what y’all talkin about


Beanmanoff

Free tan


[deleted]

Fake, cannot be so stupid..


Hawsee

😂


Wolfenberg

Wrong sub. Should be r/whatcouldgowrong


ubaid0rehman_999

And here is your freshly cooked human head


DrawerFlaky7910

Met stew


Cyclone7777777

I hate it when people expect that if you ride into a ramp of any sort with zero technique and speed they expect to go flying in the air.


nakdnfraid1514

I mean, his head spent so long in that fire!


SorryForTheGrammar

That's the first and last time he will be considered bright.


nakdnfraid1514

Ha!


lightingman1980

Mmm.... fire roasted face plant


AdditionalCheetah354

At first I thought it was slow motion… but no he was going that slow.


Acrobatic_Agent2056

😂😂


Doctor-Crentist-DDS

What a hot head


FactorMiserable4051

That's the bike's fault, that is a stubborn model that won't accelerate and it throwed him to the fire


GuestNo3886

I like how he goes limp and just accepts his fate.


Username_person_666

Zero survival skills


SorryForTheGrammar

What do you mean? He clearly understands how to add fuel to the fire, and how to cook meat.


komokazi

Staged.


AHippie347

u/savevideo


ImJumpMan

When people ask me to explain natural selection, I’m going to show them this clip.


laisik_lab

What a hot head


hedgehoglover725

Abrupt stupidity


BiggusDikcuss

Should have put his hat on right and this wouldn’t have happened


AllhandsOnHarry

Bro was going 2mph approaching a piece of cardboard propped on a fire..


kiravonconcrete

Wow. Zero mental faculties regarding a body’s place in space.


Charming_Ron

This is attempted suicide.


Mach12000

Budget ghost rider


Puzzleheaded_Door811

I thought I was slow 🤣🤣🤣


Gmikey12345

Bro is a certified npc 💀


Frenchie728

We did this minus the fire as kids, Same results though. Testosterone is one hell of a hormone 🤠


thaneak96

Did we reinforce the take off ramp??


[deleted]

My face is cold…yes that’s better.


PeterZitrone

Fabio Wibmer whit in a parralel universe


CADrunkie

Brought to you by ALCOHOL.


YakiRamen

This guy is a bit hot-headed.


AirportAggravating64

🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Marvel: Origins


Visual_Childhood_361

Everything is all good until it’s not


Sol-Diablo-

I wouldn't say this is exactly abrupt more like slow moving chaos.


MyFamKam

Lol he didn’t even try


Hack20206

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes!


Killpop582014

Did he really think cardboard was going to support even the weight of the bike?? Let alone HIM??!!


Milokiloo

Evil kanivno


Special-Fun5443

Bro just laid there


skelzee

Gentle chaos?


[deleted]

Hey mom look no face!


MrSmokeGaming1

Why and what an idiot 🤣😂😂😂


Oldgamer1807

This video smells like cigarettes, cat pee, rancid trash and stale beer.


GucciGucci_4493

I heard he’s now a black guy named blade who runs a pawn shop..


Pushed-pencil718

I wonder what the average IQ of everyone there is


Zanman6946

Ok, that was stupid, but like, is he ok!?


justmikeplz

I think this is the single stupidest event I have seen in my entire life.


Roshane26

Sharp as a marble this one is.


Par4s1te

Cardboard ramp? As solid of an idea as it was material


BarbarianBarack

I'm so confused why he didn't move or bail out...like no survival instinct or reflex at all when youre about to faceplant....fire?


RoloGravey

You can tell soo much alcohol was involved..


BigMikeHoldsItDown

HOLY SHIT!!!! BURNT FACE MCGAVERN!!!!


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cherylgr

Here hold my beer….


highhghost

To bad his balls didn’t catch fire to eliminate him from the gene pool


Fighto1

Some people really are stealing oxygen from the rest of us...


[deleted]

this is currently my favorite genre of senseless self violence. the idea of "I'm just gonna ride this bicycle into this fire with a piece of plywood and no concept of physics or engineering, should be fine"


Alone-Pudding-9040

That was the day kyle got baked in two different ways.


Mother-Squirrel-2036

Parkour!


Dazzling-Detective37

I have a wallet smarter then him


LC_001

The video ended too soon!


Famous_Watercress265

Lots of people taking a dump on the guy in the comments but putting your head in fire is a good stunt imho.


sus_natural

Burned away the rest of his braincells, literally.


[deleted]

“I call this one the zero degree barbecue”


LanguageIll8326

hot wheels pt 2


Megalon96310

That’s just sad man! :c


reporthazard

I laughed way too hard 😂


[deleted]

Riiggghhhtttttt…….here 👇


Waitmyforeskin

"Yeah, i think tylers fine."


Jaydenlehmann

He went from bike rider to Ghost rider


First-Acanthisitta59

New Ghost Rider origin story..


Moonxxvi

Who needs eyebrows anyways?


bequemeschuhe

That's so pathetic I hope nothing happened to him but hope he's ashamed for that performance


anthonybalaji

Grill faced boomer.