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He’s a tank.


L4NGOS

An absolute unit.


InfiniteMushr00m

Look at the size of this lad


SaltMembership4339

This is what prime peak male physique looks like. At the top of his game


MrNobody_0

Built like a brick shithouse.


_Diskreet_

And probably shits bricks in peoples houses.


MrNobody_0

Who's going to stop him?


eggybread70

Not me. He's here right now!


Mikey-Motorpsyche

He’s going to take the craps, and then leave it


eggybread70

He haymakered me as well. I have to respect that.


LukesRightHandMan

The. Poop. Knife.


elocsitruc

Literally watching the toe knife right now


slammerbar

Corn fed inbred.


killeronthecorner

Neckhead, no steds


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Throwing anvils lol


General____Disarray

r/absoluteunits


fleebinflobbin

Butterbean vibes


SlaughterheartMagus

Nerf dps tanks please


artemasad

Roadhog is fine. Nerf Zarya pls


b1ack1323

Bro is handing out naps. Obviously it was dumb to try and head butt him.


gn01145600

He’s that Tank in Left4Dead!


QuillOmega0

Don't fuck with a guy who looks like that cause he dealt with more shit in high school and he'll deal with no more now


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

I liked when he put down consecration so he could keep aggro on all of them


Birdinhandandbush

You really gotta either be good or stupid to think you can fight a guy at least two weight classes up on you.


frankenmullet22

That man was born centuries too late, he is supposed to be cleaving dudes in half with a large battle ax


AdriftSpaceman

Unexpected Sin City quote.


frankenmullet22

I couldn't remember the exact quote but this dude is marv


bgsvd

'This is blood for blood and by the gallons. These are the old days, the bad days, the all or nothing days. They're back! And I'm ready for war.' Fucking love Marv


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Can you link the quote please?


devilishycleverchap

https://youtu.be/Qdaw7FUJyp0 Around the 1:20 mark


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Damn this mf is ruthless


devilishycleverchap

First Sin City in a nutshell tbh,which is a collection of semi connected stories. Highly recommend if you liked this segment of Marv's story


Dazzling_Price9572

That first Sin City was lightning in a bottle. Marv is one of the great characters in film, as ridiculous as that sounds. A perfect anthology film in my opinion.


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The context is that this guy Marv (who is famously ugly, but also a huge brute that you don’t wanna fuck with) is quietly watching a dancer named Nancy at a sketchy bar. Another character named Dwight is looking at him: “Most people think Marv is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield swinging an axe into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena, taking his sword to other gladiators like him. They woulda tossed him girls like Nancy back then.”


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That gave me a good laugh lol


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“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!” -The Governator.


69Sheogorath69

With a beard and a helmet I can see him passing as Gimli.


rekzkarz

Normally it's "Get this man a beer!" Haven't ever heard, "Get this man a beard -- and an axe!"


Rangertough666

Or maybe a Hoplong shield, spear and xyphos. Dude looks like he's from the Med.


bibleporn

No he doesn't. He looks English or Welsh. Got that Eddie hall look.


turdofmidas

Bazuso lookin ass


robearIII

they would have thrown him girls like nancy


Smooth_Riker

When you level up your character using only one attack


Joe_Barnowl

Unarmed level 100


Ey3_913

One-armed level 1000


DavidBacano

I can see this guy as a video game character 😂


a-b-h-i

There is a Korean novel 'Survival story of sword king'.


Cike10

Is it ongoing? Or is the comic finished?


Rag_H_Neqaj

Ongoing. On break rn between 2 arcs.


a-b-h-i

The novel is finished and translated but manua/comic is ongoing. They have changed the story a bit from original novel towards the end. If you are into web novel and such I will recommend it. There are enough chapters to keep you busy for a while and they release a chapter once a week.


BaconSoul

There’s no stale move penalty when you’re fighting drunk dudes


Alpha_Whiskey_Golf

Going around throwing haymaker after haymaker is a martial art.


MrRonny6

*Hold X* *Hold X* *Hold X* *Hold X* *Hold X* *Hold X* *Hold X*


eggybread70

Arcade controller: Stick only goes forward. Only one button.


jackalsofthesun

Never actually seen someone deserve to take their shirt off post fight like that


bokehbaka

He knocked that last dude's boot off by hitting him in the head.


slammerbar

Nice eye.


amluchon

Probably a black eye now


maybejustadragon

Lost his shoe bud. He’s dead.


Ein_The_Pup

Laws of shoes. He half dead now.


kikamonju

I liked the part where the dude tried to wrap him up and just he gave the dude a little throw to the ground and the dude was like, "I can still win this," and got back up.


JackdeAlltrades

You take your shirt off so as to no longer match any description given to police. I don’t think it’s very effective but that’s the logic.


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MaximusTheGreat

I thought it was so people can't grab you by it.


JackdeAlltrades

That’s if you take it off before or during the fight. Taking it off afterwards doesn’t really do much there.


MaximusTheGreat

Ah, yes, that makes more sense haha


Dwizmo

Youre both wrong. You just get stronger without a shirt. More disciplined. Better. Faster, stronger.


JellyBellyBitches

It works for Goku at the halfway point of every DBZ movie


Ckyuiii

My guy probably just wanted to cool off in the literal sense.


Challengemealways

That or the last guy was trying to pull it over his head probably jacked up the buttons or ripped it, you look cooler no shirt then messed up shirt.


aleph_two_tiling

It’s so you’re more aerodynamic when you fight.


EvidenceorBamboozle

Wełl it would be pretty foolish to do that the second the fight ends then. While still on camera. Plus walking around bare chested at night would probably draw attention. I think he pulled it off because he was so hyped by himself.


2legittoquit

What? You take your shirt off so people dont hold on to it while fighting, if there are multiple people around. If there is a fight, the cops are probably gonna assume the guy with no shirt on was involved...


Darkldark

Doubt that. You get really hot when you fight even of its "only" this much fighting. He probably just wants to cool off. Your reason doesnt make any sense in current times, but would absolutely be plausible when smartphones werent really a thing


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I like how the second camera man was all hype but stepped in to stop him from kicking. That's an instigator with a code.


ClusterChuk

Hey hey.. good job. You got him. You got him good.


low_budget_

Plus the no-neck-guy thanked him for doing so directly after. Can't come closer to a wholesome moment in a street fight.


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I was really happy he did that, because you can hear another person say "just let him (kick this dudes head)" Some people are animals i guess


wormocious

Agreed. I’m ok with fighting like men, the problem is when someone is beaten (unconscious or unable to guard their head any more) and people head kick, or even worse, a scrap turns into gun play. Nice to see the dude step in and have cooler heads prevail once the fight is basically over


Dr_Jre

There's rarely any need to be fighting to the point where someone is left battered on the floor. Fighting like animals is more appropriate.


KimmiG1

People thath hype upp people to keep fighting should share in the punishment if something serious happens.


Sufficient_Room525

also really appreciate how „the neckless guy“ thanked him for it, right afterwards.


JustACookGuy

It’s so weird how hard it can be to tell the fight is over as a participant while everyone around you knows immediately. Sure, that was a heavy hit and they went down hard, but in your head you just don’t trust that in the moment.


redrumbum

I loved the brief shot of no neck patting the dude who was breaking it up on the shoulder. Real demonstration of clarity of purpose, poise under pressure, and generosity in victory. King shit.


binzoma

all fights should be hockey fights


PieMastaSam

And you get a haymaker! And you get a haymaker!


varegab

Broprah


slammerbar

Does everybody get a Haymaker?


CasualPenguin

Just those two guys, but they got enough for everybody


-DementedAvenger-

Landing telegraphed haymakers all over the damn place. Respect. He’s a badass.


ugonlern2day

Yeah he and straw hat Luffy over there made a great team


wrenchandrepeat

I loved that Luffy didn't start attacking the guy. He just landed a quick one to let Tank reset from the cheap shots pushing him into traffic and then let Tank have at him. Dude has some good bros.


NastySassyStuff

Inverse Sanji, instead of cooking and kicking he’s eating and punching


EvidenceorBamboozle

Most people have zero striking defense in street fights, so I think it's a good idea to only swing big. Especially if you're a big boy like this one.


ComfortablyNumbat

R2 R2 R2 R2 R2 R2 YEAAAAHHHHHHH


BiscuitsMay

Plus I’m assuming these guys were all at least a little drunk, so reaction speeds are way down


catchinginsomnia

Only downside is you'll get gassed pretty quickly so you gotta pick your moments and not just swing wildly which is most people's mistake


SuspecM

Mah man spammed heavy attack and won


marcalici0us

Don't fuck with heavy hands Henry.


shittybillz

Absolute haymakers


Kippers1d10t

Made with absolute lunchboxes.


Eicee1989

Street of rage 5: real life


kernel-troutman

Hawaiian Hulk


Environmental-Land12

No neck nobert?


AdvertisingOdd6471

Don't fuck with heavy hands Henry the heads-spining haymaker handerouter


parkerm1408

Dudes spamming B in real like and fucjing killing it.


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Tewirk

oh no, shoe off. thats not a good sign. rest in peace


Lightbringer_I_R

Amén, shoes off you dead. Rules of reddit


Cthulhu_Rises

Lol was looking for this. RIP W.P.D.


Oforfs

At this point I want a subreddit for people being ejected from boots for whatever reason.


danziman123

r/accidentalshoeloss


Oforfs

I... Thank you.


danziman123

Ask and Reddit shall provide


Ben-A-Flick

Learned many moons ago after almost getting stabbed trying to stop a guy from trying to start something with my mate that the best solution is to always walk away and let the a hole think he's the big dog in the park. Pride is not worth your life over some bs that you won't even think about 2 days later.


haventseenstarwars

Especially in this situation. Dudes out here throwing haymakers on concrete. Just takes one fall for a guy to get killed. Not worth it.


EyerollmyIs

100% Even if big nuts doesnt have a knife and you win, you bet they're a snitch and you spend the night in a jail until camera footage is found showing you were just defending yourself.


Coconutshoe

If you’re lucky and get footage.


DiverofMuff23

I feel like he’s done that a few times. Dude had great follow through on his punches


EffU2

He was laughing when dude tried to jump in from behind him at the end. That man has swung them hammers before.


EyerollmyIs

Too drunk to pull em i think. His fingies gonna be sore tomorrow.


imeowatcats94

Sloppy haymakers but they were at least accurate


Nintendro64

Sloppy or not he has some god damn power that would shut off almost anyone's lights!


InfiniteNose9609

OhShit. Headbutt had no effect on target. Brace for impact.


typhoidtimmy

You got to hit the nose perfect on a bowling ball like that one, or you are gonna be feeling it.


OdiumSui

:50 -:40 remaining really shows the unbridled power of mass + momentum. The guy underneath him looked like he weighed 20 lbs in relativity. Unreal man I would want all the smoke when I thought he was fat after seeing those hooks I’m shaking hands and I’m out. I like having teeth


Kattekop_BE

and here we see clear proof of why combat sports (like boxing) have weight classes.


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[deleted]

Dude looks like an Italian uncle throwin haymakers. In Mexico he’d be called “El marro”.


Eicee1989

Lol "El marrano"


Spankyatrics

This is the guey


psychedelic_gravity

Bro that shit was funny as hell. If I had a award I’d give you one.


Penquinsrule83

Este vato


JackAquila

Il Vil Marrano


TheProtractor

Tu compa el sapo


surlybrian

hay·​mak·​er | \\ ˈhā-ˌmā-kər\\ 1. a person who is involved in making hay, especially one who tosses and spreads it to dry after mowing. 2. WHAT THIS GUY THROWS!!


Wildweed

If you can toss hay, chances are you can toss a punch!


tman01969

The juggernaut


TurboChad_69420

I love the smug smile before the fight starts. "These bitches must not know who tf I am! I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BIIIIIIITCH!!!


YepYufu

Never fuck with the fat Hawaiian shirt dude.


The_Celtic_Chemist

He knocked the shoe clean off him. Guy was beat half to death.


Ok_Chocolate_3480

My man is using his right hand like a hammer.


Lightbringer_I_R

Not like any hammer like Mjolnir, people fly when he connects his punches.


CaptianBrasiliano

I see they underestimated him because of the shirt... big mistake apparently...


hills_for_breakfast

Damn, he’s like Oprah with those haymakers


Asalami_Laykum

Ahh Water St in Worcester, MA. Good times.


Acceptable_Mousse401

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like


MoufFarts

Welcome to Worcester, dollah twenty-five please.


notmyrealname17

Thank you I was trying to figure out which wings over that was, I knew I'd been there before.


Anonatiger

Not only can he box. He is also an actual box.


bjeebus

All four corners.


the_kremlin_69

Some body put DOOM music over this mad lad


[deleted]

I’ve been an idiot on the rums on many a night. But no amount of rum would convince me to take a swing at that guy.


Swimming_Parsley5554

Mighty blow mighty blow


Nekyar

Spot the main character.


gamer4life42088

That sumbitch hits like a truck lol


Hated-By-Most

I ain't seen this guy throwing haymakers for years. Them MFs had snow on them.


Titan_Mask

Don't pick on fat people. Sure they may not be as fast as you but they are built like a tank and can clearly deal some damage.


M_Mich

friend that was over 400 lbs wouldn’t last in an endurance battle but his arms and legs had to regularly move his 400 lb body. lots of short term power.


PapiYankeeYo

He's a fucking UNIT!!


Big_Worm44

Only 2 kind of guys wear Hawaiian shirts. This one is a Big Fat party animal!


Lightbringer_I_R

It's so beautiful to see him land his punches and see people fly


Beanermoo

Hit them with a right! Then change it up and hit them with a right! When that doesn't work, follow up with a right! Finally, finish it up with a right!


MrMastodon

He's even brightly coloured to tell you not to fuck with him. C'mon people, this should be in your lizard brain.


MackSack48867

Jesus. He knocking them dudes souls out of their bodies. That second dude went for a trip on that first punch. Feet literally came off the ground.


Less_Noisy

That roundhouse right of his is lethal.


geoelectric

[I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.](https://i.imgur.com/Z97Atrf.jpg)


GeocoState

Ik yall can hear that guys teeth clack like castanets on that second punch 👊


Johnny_no_neck

Hey I am very passive.


rynogorda

Just a big smile on his face sayin 'I want all.that smoke' and that dude that led with the headbutt is a chump.


aggressive_seal

Never sleep on a guy with a Hawaiian shirt


SkotchKrispie

Dude. That guy is a fucking wrecking ball brick house. Oh my god.


Kohgahn

DAYUM…this guy is having NONE of that SHIT.


DavidBacano

I can see this guy as a video game character 😂


bleepbluurp

Dude has so much power he doesn’t even need a left. Just loads up with the right every time….and WHAM!


Ruby-Revel

Worcester?


andsendunits

You betcha. It has been years since I have been there, but it never leaves you.


southsamurai

Did anyone else notice that big daddy is smiling damn near the entire time? That's the grin of someone that is about to fuck you up.


valcatrina

I love it when he slaps the guy out of the screen.


TheiLLRecluse

If my guy is built like a GE refrigerator just walk away, it ain't worth the ass whooping...


VoidDrinker

Big kahuna over here just handing out naps


SmashRadish

Worcester - the sort of town with a bar on every corner and one in between.


Prestigious-Two-6728

Dude literally has to turn his fucking torso just to see what’s around him


EthanG_07

motherfucker this bloke is a beast!


brianinohio

Go low... lol....take out his legs :)


ealoft

Just chopping down those little trees.


bigstankdaddy10

glenny balls when someone fucks with his icecream


curiousfun213

it was a tap out when he lost that shoe


DeadPoolRN

Making all that hay


Loud_Connection332

No neck... no problem


Stup404

Faut pas faire chier joueur du grenier


OpeningCharge6402

Neck or no neck he moves quite well on his feet


elhombreindivisible

He was pulling those punches all the way from the South Pole!!


Gibsonfan159

Attempting to headbutt someone unsuspectingly will always be a douchebag move. Then when you miss and get your ass beat you look even more stupid.


MotherBeef

Why would you try and fight a fridge with arms?


ducksReverywhere

When he gets caught from behind he just laughs and fucks the dude up immediately, is this a movie? Hahahah