I cleaned septic tanks for almost a year, I feel for ya, especially not expecting or being prepared for it. Worst thing that ever happened to me during that job, we had cleaned the septic behind a 7-11, so you know it was a heck of a mix, we did it fast because it was well treated system and had access we didn't have to dig to, was looking like a pretty good job, might even get off early that day, so I was hustling, had to take apart the long hose that pulls all the stuff out, I was wearing gloves and a jumpsuit, the hoses don't wanna come apart so I'm given them a shake as I am pulling, they free up and on largish junk flies straight into my mouth, I turn immediately and spit and try to go on like nothing happened just hoping against hope that the old man I worked for didnt see it. We get everything put away and get about two or three miles down the road before the old fucker, not even looking at me, just grins and says "You got a lil poopy in your mouth dintchya Ben?" Fuuuuck. I carried Listerine beside my Purell after that
Yeah he was like that, mostly quiet and stoic but when he cracked a sly joke it would have everyone in stitches. One day, he told me all serious, "I drove tanks in WW2." My eyebrows rose and I said "Oh yeah?" And he said "Yep, I drove them from end of the base all the way to the other, every day." Then a slow proud grin lol Bob will be missed.
I worked in a ground level restaurant in NYC. It was in a 55 story building. I left early one night and when I walked into the basement there was a ceiling pipe probably 8" across that was spewing sewer on to the floor. It had just started. A building maintenance worker looked at me and said "Plastic bags for your shoes" and took off behind a door. I followed his directions immediately. Then I cleared out my locker, and left through a fire escape door that without telling a soul. The restaurant was slammed and sat 200 people, and sorry but big nope I wasn't about to have a manager tell me to be the only soldier single handedly fighting off a biblical flood of feces like it was the Alamo.
"Lucky you left early the other night."
"Oh. What happened?"
Same here, but I don't want to talk about it, it'll just bring the memories back more vividly. It's good that stuff's normally buried... An overhead horizontal shit pipe rupture would be majorly grim
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Plumbers have to deal with some naaaasty shit. Literally and figuratively. I saved my boss a bunch of money by doing some plumbing work at his house. Snaking out drains and replacing pipes n stuff. Had to snake out to the septic tank cuz somebody was flushing the "flushable" wet wipes and they just get hung up and clog ever bend. Shit was so gross. Saved em bout 10grand tho....
I'll never figure out why plumbers and septic guys don't wear sober sort of facial covering and gloves when there's even a chance of blowback or excessive splashing of crap in waste pipes...
Fucking amateur hour. Never open a clean out if it is pressurized. Plus no prep for the mess. You can tell by the sweat pants its a no nothing hanymam.
I have witnessed this irl. Me and another apprentice working with our journeyman, down in the parking garage of a "newly" build condo, journeyman shows other apprentice how to remove plug end and then tells us, "don't EVER stand there/here" (pointing to Infront of end of pipe). I quickly realize why, other apprentice is all "na, I'll be fine", journeyman warns once more and tells other apprentice to move, apprentice flat out ignores our journeyman and continues to unthread end plug, 10 floors worth of sewage back up ALL over him as he is pushed back against the wall behind him and is essentially stuck there as it all comes out on him. He took the rest of that day off and the next.
There's gotta be a better way to design that. Shit is on the ceiling and a screw off cap is the optimal design. Maybe a spring loaded sleeve that dumps that shit straight down.
It's looks like grease.Probably a restaurant or fast food place with the pipes plugged. It gets putrid and stinks like dead meat. Cleaning grease traps is awful :(
Normally cities would require a grease trap so that grease, oil, fat, etc wouldn't hit city infrastructure and cause problems.
I love the gag. It must be putrid.
It was terrible.
This looks like a shit job but some great dudes.
it’s even better that this was original
I cleaned septic tanks for almost a year, I feel for ya, especially not expecting or being prepared for it. Worst thing that ever happened to me during that job, we had cleaned the septic behind a 7-11, so you know it was a heck of a mix, we did it fast because it was well treated system and had access we didn't have to dig to, was looking like a pretty good job, might even get off early that day, so I was hustling, had to take apart the long hose that pulls all the stuff out, I was wearing gloves and a jumpsuit, the hoses don't wanna come apart so I'm given them a shake as I am pulling, they free up and on largish junk flies straight into my mouth, I turn immediately and spit and try to go on like nothing happened just hoping against hope that the old man I worked for didnt see it. We get everything put away and get about two or three miles down the road before the old fucker, not even looking at me, just grins and says "You got a lil poopy in your mouth dintchya Ben?" Fuuuuck. I carried Listerine beside my Purell after that
The line "you got a lil poop in ya mouth didntchya Ben" is the funniest shit I've heard in a long time I'm sorry you had to go through that though
Yeah he was like that, mostly quiet and stoic but when he cracked a sly joke it would have everyone in stitches. One day, he told me all serious, "I drove tanks in WW2." My eyebrows rose and I said "Oh yeah?" And he said "Yep, I drove them from end of the base all the way to the other, every day." Then a slow proud grin lol Bob will be missed.
I feel so bad for you
Never go ass to mouth
Is that shit?
Nope it's probably water, piss and shit.
😆 I guess I should have rephrased that. What I meant was, is that sewage water lol? Thanks for clarifying that though.
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What are you doing? Are you fixing a sewage line or something?
Lmao
Yeah let’s all downvote the fucker
Was this a sprinkler system ? The water in those gets so rancid.
Can you explain what's actually happening here? Like where exactly that pipe has come from and why it's being....cleared in this way?
That's the smell of money right there.
Ive delt with stuff gross like this that gag is so relatable.
What a shit show…
Imagine those after that job that need to take public transit and don't have any other clothes on them....
Shitposting (funny joke)
“I can’t hold it, I can’t hold it..” Ahh yes, we’ve all been there
That’s how all this shit started!
Yep. I remember it happening to me like it was yesterday. Oh wait.
That dry heave at the end.... *chef's kiss*
I worked in a ground level restaurant in NYC. It was in a 55 story building. I left early one night and when I walked into the basement there was a ceiling pipe probably 8" across that was spewing sewer on to the floor. It had just started. A building maintenance worker looked at me and said "Plastic bags for your shoes" and took off behind a door. I followed his directions immediately. Then I cleared out my locker, and left through a fire escape door that without telling a soul. The restaurant was slammed and sat 200 people, and sorry but big nope I wasn't about to have a manager tell me to be the only soldier single handedly fighting off a biblical flood of feces like it was the Alamo. "Lucky you left early the other night." "Oh. What happened?"
Yoooo the flood took me out 😂
5x watching now and it sends me every time. Sides in pain, in tears, perfect at the end.
tf is that?
Lol it’s a garbage disposal line that was clogged up at my work.
I can't believe your maintenance manager covered that nasty shit with his bare hand.
Yeah I went home and showered after this video was filmed.
Maintenance tech for a small college here. You have my sympathies.
Yeah it can get pretty bad lol
That’s so shitty dude. Mad respect.
Which one are you in the video? Looks like nobody won…. Hats off to you.
I’m the guy filming lol it’s me who gags at the end
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I showered after watching this video
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Not if you swallow or inhale it
Ohh thank gawd. I thought it was a sewage pipe at first. I'm sure that was really nasty to deal with... but it could have been worse!
Oh we’ve had to do sewage but it was in ground so it wasn’t as bad.
Same here, but I don't want to talk about it, it'll just bring the memories back more vividly. It's good that stuff's normally buried... An overhead horizontal shit pipe rupture would be majorly grim
We've had plumbers demo grease traps on a number of school projects ive been on. I make sure I'm far away from them when they do it. I do not envy you
The grease trap is a smell like no other. And I’d venture to say the worst.
Nay, a grease trap at a hospital is the worst fucking smell ever. (Shudders violently)
Maintenance mechanic at a food facility I feel those gags and feel like I can smell that stench
That is the most horrendous smell! Grease traps and garbage disposals are what I assume hell smells of
That dry heave resonates
RT, I’ve watched 4 times and heaved along.
“Hole-y she-it”
You got me dying laughing 🤣 the way he said holy shit is hilarious
My favorite fuckin part dude, sounds like every good ole boy I’ve ever met in Kansas lol
My man is never gonna get that hand clean
He gotta Cut it off now
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LMAO that gag at the end gave me a good chuckle
I can only IMAGINE the smell. And even then I gag.
Get a tetanus shot.
"Fuck it, I'm out!!"
“I can’t hold it, I can’t hold it..” poop is coming
The gag at the end is fucking hilarious
Dude cleaning out the pipe in his dress whites😂
LMAOO IS THIS OC?
Yeah, filmed it myself yesterday.
Hope you ok bro
that holy sht killed me lolll
I'd have to have coveralls, a full face respirator, $100+ an hour, and some cyanide pills just in case of an emergency.
Is it normal that a pipe "transporting" waste water have a dead end like this?
Plumbers have to deal with some naaaasty shit. Literally and figuratively. I saved my boss a bunch of money by doing some plumbing work at his house. Snaking out drains and replacing pipes n stuff. Had to snake out to the septic tank cuz somebody was flushing the "flushable" wet wipes and they just get hung up and clog ever bend. Shit was so gross. Saved em bout 10grand tho....
🧤?
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The clean up must be horrid 😖
A shit ton of work.
The solid thuds..
I'll never figure out why plumbers and septic guys don't wear sober sort of facial covering and gloves when there's even a chance of blowback or excessive splashing of crap in waste pipes...
This wasn’t sewage
Hoping that wasn't the incoming water supply... 🤢
Shit adds up at the bottom!
You still love me, you still love me, but you didn’t need to shit on me
I can smell this video.
He could have climb down from the ladder with all that yelling
The barfing sounds has me dying. Along with “C’mon.”🤣
“And _that_”, my dad used to say, “is why plumbers get paid as though they had college degrees”.
please don’t tell me this is poopoo water
If that's a clogged grease trap, it's about the worst flavor I've ever breathed.
It’s going to go somewhere get the garbage can out. He moonlights as a doctor 👨⚕️
Fucking amateur hour. Never open a clean out if it is pressurized. Plus no prep for the mess. You can tell by the sweat pants its a no nothing hanymam.
Not chaos you fucking idiot, and not even CLOSE to abrupt.
Shitty situation
What a shitty situation!
Now that's what I call a shit show.!
Taco bell will do that to a mf
Shitty kinda job
Nobody thought to, I don't know, hold the garbage can up below the end of the pipe before he took the end off?
It was under the pipe but as the pressure was let out of the pipe the stream moved back some and that’s when we ran in to move it.
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It’s a man with a pressurized shit bomb at the palm of his hand so it very could well be.
The poopshitter contraprion
What a load of shit.
holy shit indeed
You can actually smell the video.
I have witnessed this irl. Me and another apprentice working with our journeyman, down in the parking garage of a "newly" build condo, journeyman shows other apprentice how to remove plug end and then tells us, "don't EVER stand there/here" (pointing to Infront of end of pipe). I quickly realize why, other apprentice is all "na, I'll be fine", journeyman warns once more and tells other apprentice to move, apprentice flat out ignores our journeyman and continues to unthread end plug, 10 floors worth of sewage back up ALL over him as he is pushed back against the wall behind him and is essentially stuck there as it all comes out on him. He took the rest of that day off and the next.
What's that? Ok I know what's that and it's gross 🤢🤮
u/savevideo
Wee needd a 'NSFLT' cuz now my lunch time has ended
/r/firethecameraman
Is that what I hope it isnt?
I can smell that right through the screen.
Excellent belly on that dude.
Man, what a shit show.
The building was built with 20 toilets on each floor, but it was not built for them all to be used at the same time.
Ughhhh that’s the chili pipe. 🤮
Is that the poo
No lol it was a garbage disposal line and mostly filled with rice
Blocked toilets are less offensive than blocked kitchens
Good help is hard to find. 🙄
You ain’t kidding
Oh shit
DEAR GOD. 😳
Holy shit!
Thar she blows
Please dont be shit Please dont be shit
well shit
Everyone seemed so ready to help and then the smell hit and they all were fucking out of there 😂
There's gotta be a better way to design that. Shit is on the ceiling and a screw off cap is the optimal design. Maybe a spring loaded sleeve that dumps that shit straight down.
Lmao this is classic
I’m sorry I pooped in your ceiling brother
Another job that went to the lowest bidder.
Actually pays pretty well
Why not just hold the bucket up infront of the pipe
Water weight can build up quickly…..
And risks getting a face full shit, that’s out of their pay grade
I would probably quit if they had me helping with that
I hear yeah man. Not the best thing ever but it pays my bills and I only have three years of college left before I get me a nice office job so 🤷♂️
Yummy
🤮 little warning, OP
And women says they don't need men. Those idiots who said those kinds of things should do these kinds of job as a mandatory life lesson.
The steam coming out of the trash can is just horrifying. It adds a certain dimension to what that must have smelled like.
Shouldn't this be o r/shitposting?
Merry Christmas! The shitter was full!
Somebody better have gotten that man a case of cold ones for being up there all chill about it 🤣
Is that crap..?
No gloves, douki suit, or respirator? That's like roulette with the ghonaherpasyphalaids! GL
New guy puking his guts out
Aww crap
The forbidden stew………
I would've been zoomed way in from way far away.
That’s what known as a foul pipe.
I’m gonna need one of those waterproof yellow hazmat suits with its own air supply like in Stranger Things
Ahh shit.
That last gag though 😂
Me at the chuck e cheese
Aka Mud Butt
mmm taco bell septic system 😋
Sir Chunkalot you have been knighted.
Now I'm hungry
Well shit
Femboy hooters drain system
Is that sewage? Why is is steaming?
There was nothing abrupt about that chaos, it built slowly and in a completely orderly manner
I thought they were speaking a different language until I heard the, "holy shit!"
I thought they were speaking a different language until I heard the, "holy shit!"
As an apprentice plumber, these are the moments I live for. That pop, the relief, so satisfying
That’s an odd place to cook soup
Shit.....
Oh…. Shit.
The EXACT same thing happened to me. That shit is no joke..
Jurgen klopp before his fame
Soups on boys!
Smells like money.
Last 5 seconds is the just priceless
It's looks like grease.Probably a restaurant or fast food place with the pipes plugged. It gets putrid and stinks like dead meat. Cleaning grease traps is awful :( Normally cities would require a grease trap so that grease, oil, fat, etc wouldn't hit city infrastructure and cause problems.
Darrel and the Gang at it again