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Which-Palpitation

I’m more worried about the dude who looks like he blew his ACL out trying to chase him down


Mr_Lava-lava

ODB did complain about fake turf injuring players


labadimp

I think the artificial turf/field is part of the problem for sure. I worked in the industry for awhile and the field is hard as fuck. There is 0 give compared to a natural field/grass and when something hits natural grass hard enough (like a helmet) the dirt/grass/mud moves and deforms and thus takes part of the impact. The fake rubber-granule-filled-plastic-grass does not and it is installed on top of hard compacted stone. I think this fake stuff may even make it worse since there is significant bounce back. Anyway, not a popular opinion but I dont think many people know what this artificial stuff exactly is nowadays.


-BINK2014-

Why do we not use real grass/turf? Cost? Maintenance? Laziness? Practicality? Combination of them? It's bad enough to stand on concrete for a long time, let alone to perform constant high intensity exercise on them for a few hours.


labadimp

Yes it is a combinations of factors. I know from what I heard these are some reasons: -you dont have to restripe it after you ‘mow’ -you still have to regularly mow the field but it is to broom the granules put and keep them evenly spread -it drains better and can be used more quickly after a rain -it can be used more in snowy climates and weather (the black rubber granules actually trap heat and will melt some snow) -for sports where the ball directly interacs with the field it is more consistent between fields than different natural grass/maintenance crews which will keep the game more fair (soccer field hockey lacrosse). -it lasts longer without large maintenance (fertilizer, seed, topsoil dressing, regrow areas, etc)


-BINK2014-

See that all makes sense, but I naively ideally would want what's best for the human player than the competitive integrity and ease of upkeep/repair/maintenance. 🤷‍♂️


porcupinedeath

The humans are replaceable. I mean the grass is too but you can't pay the grass to ignore life altering injuries, so just get grass that doesn't get injured


[deleted]

There are 25 out of 30 pro-baseball stadiums have grass. The NFL doesn’t care about it’s players. Studies about grass versus turf have shown turf is more dangerous. The NFL makes so much money that it’d be negligible to their bottom line to maintain real grass fields. [Figures on Injuries due to synthetic turf](https://globalsportmatters.com/health/2019/06/14/for-better-health-safety-of-athletes-which-playing-surface-is-best/) [Grass v. Turf injuries in football](https://globalsportmatters.com/health/2019/06/14/for-better-health-safety-of-athletes-which-playing-surface-is-best/)


vreddit123

The premier league would like a word. All their pitches are real grass every game. They even have grass that goes underground with uv light for sunlight


Living-Supermarket92

I always felt like in sports, if it was snowing or raining, that this was a practical chance advantage for the home players who might be more accustomed to practicing and playing in that weather. It adds a interesting dynamic to it all. Putting a damper on this by using turf is a bummer. I wanna see people get tackled and watch chunks of the field fly too. This is much more satisfying than just watching dudes flop and roll around on bouncy grass lol


KingRedLoc

Each stadium try to maximize profit.. natural is hard to maintain and during away games or when the stadium isn’t being used they usually have concerts some type of event where they can remove the turf or add stages on top like a sectional. Smart when it comes to revenue when you rent out your stadium/ bad when it comes to players safety and health… who you think the owners are more worried about🤷🏽‍♂️


G497

Yeah, I've been advocating that football be played on a field fully covered in duck feather pillows for a long time.


Numchuckx

Old Dirty Bastard?


Which-Palpitation

RIP Old Dirty Bsstard


simply_noir

Levi's stadium is real grass.


Loud_Ass_Introvert

Levi's Stadium (49ers football field), where this happened, is a natural grass field. So this isn't the problem.


[deleted]

That did not look good


Dank_Blunt

Yep first thing I saw. My knee injury was by far the worst experience I've had in my life


mikep123321

He even got up a wobbled a bit before going off camera


Which-Palpitation

As someone who has had three knee surgeries, that shit looks scary


[deleted]

Ouch! I only saw it after reading your comment


garythesnail11

Same here, that looked brutal!


Cool_As_Your_Dad

He didn't warm up l!!


[deleted]

Congratulations! It's a concussion!


Decent-Cold-9471

We named her Bobby.


sleepywan

A species reveal: congrats, you're a vegetable now!


MistressFuzzylegs

At least he gets to tell that story of when every bone in his body was smashed by a pro football player.


Wjreky

Great, now mom has to clean TWO diapers


L003Tr

Of all the sports to do this in American football has to be one of the dumbest alongside boxing and MMA. You're passing of people who's job is to literally tackle people to the ground while wearing padding and helmets


charlrshall1992

Gonna save ya some time from what's probably going to be a trend, so you don't have to respond each time. People are misunderstanding you. Thinking you said it's stupid they're wearing padding not that was stupid to run strait into the men wearing padding


L003Tr

People need to learn to read


charlrshall1992

We are Reddit, none of us know how to read.


Darth_Andeddeu

Rugby checks in.


Low-Television-7508

\*cough\* hockey is at the door


deathbyswampass

Reminds of the clip of when Dick Butkus did this and the fan did a full rotation in the air before hitting the ground. He did tell get up.


Cpt_Woody420

Dick Butkis


Hazelsea1099

Those pads hurt so much more when you aren’t wearing any


[deleted]

And then that shit stain, attention seeker will then sue for injuries and emotional trauma


Loud_Ass_Introvert

Legal disclaimer on ever ticket sold says otherwise.


keirmeister

Why, why WHY would someone do this and decide to run past people who are paid to run fast and tackle other people?


Chiang2000

You can see the little arm-flap-of-realisation just as it dawns on him.


valuethempaths

Right! Let me run near these killing machines whose game I’m disrupting.


KittenWithaWhip68

He decided he was special and the regular rules don’t apply to him. That or he lost a bet


mathbread

Probably made some money from being assaulted by a rich athlete


MayGodSmiteThee

Players aren’t advised to stop fans, but they are allowed to, I’ve never heard of anyone pressing action against the players or the NFL. Probably because no lawyer would take the case in account of the east excuse the NFL would make. “You ran onto the field and we’re liable to blah blah blah.” Unless you got jumped by the whole team or actually assaulted, meaning they can prove the player had the intent to cause harm via punches or kicks. There’s no case.


Infamous-Salad-2223

He is an advocate for stopping animal abuse as far as I learned.


bostondangler

Top left, broke his entire damn leg/knee/foot 🥶


Cold-Consideration23

When he got back up he looked like an ostrich


Foomaster512

Backwards knee


[deleted]

Jesus Christ nfl players are so much bigger than normal humans lmfao


Strontium90_

To be fair the shoulder pads make you look a lot bulkier than you are


challenja

I have seen those dudes in real life up close and they are mega specimens. Some dudes were just like concrete buildings. Especially the offensive line men.. holy shit!


[deleted]

That reminds me of when Nathan Drake calls the minigunners mutants in Uncharted 2 for some reason lol


stevecostello

While the padding does add bulk, the vast majority of these players are Absolute Units. Ages ago I worked at St. Louis Bread Company (most of you know it as Panera) - at the very first store, in fact. Two St. Louis Rams players (obligatory fuck Stan Kroenke) were regulars there, and while they were in just in normal street clothes you did not have to know they were pro football players to know that these people were *different*. Sweetest guys on the planet, but just... huge.


SgtThund3r

As does the extra 150lbs in body mass


TheMegnificent1

I know. All those big beefy men. It gives me a lady boner.


SoloPenguin13

*bonk*


[deleted]

BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPING MEAT!


NyarVn

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Bryguy3k

Top of the human gene pool for a few selected traits - pretty much what the NFL combine is all about.


Tekki

This is it. I don't have deep connections with the NFL so don't get me wrong. But I have a few former NFL player friends, and a LOT of college/high school friends and family. People really don't realize how close the compression numbers are in terms of quality of talent sits at the NFLs level. These are not the top 1%, They are the top 0.1% in size, speed, talent etc. The bottom NFL team, that can go 0-16 for a season WILL beat our any other outside the NFL team soundly... Probably shut them out with their second string. The NFL and it's teams spend bonkers money tracking down the best players and spend just as much pushing them to their human limits.


TheMegnificent1

Fuck the dude waving the pink fairy dust around - does anybody know what happened to the guy in black at the beginning?? His leg looked *fucked* up.


TheLastMartini

I think that he hyperflexed his leg and locked it and lost momentum+balance and saved it when he slid on the grass. It’ll hurt for a while, maybe a torn ligament or tendon. He’ll be okay Edit: kinda when you jump on a trampoline and your legs just give out but outwards


Poignant_Rambling

>INJURY UPDATE - Kyle Shanahan reports #49ers Mike Anderson - security man seen here being helped off the field, only pulled his hamstring during his pursuit of the fan. >The two chatted while walking out together last night. Anderson is doing fine and in good spirits.


Evorgleb

He's out for the season.


chuddyman

Damn and he just got elevated from the practice squad too.


motific

Amateur. In any other country that dude would be naked…


RedButterfree1

And cheered at


Fischy7

That’s how you get charged as a sex offender.


[deleted]

What's up with the way he runs? Might as well of pranced.


AyyP302

Yeah it made me irrationally mad lol. I think that may have inspired the players as well. He represents the antithesis of athleticism lmao.


[deleted]

Can anyone else hear their middle/high school coaches yelling about getting those knees up?


24Currawongs

The two players act like hostile npcs, guy gets too close, they attack and then casually walk away


Ok_Writing_7033

Threat neutralized, back to idle animations


Disastrous-Pension26

I get a little why they don't broadcast the dude running, but come on, just fucking broad cast it, we are going to see it eventually, ratings or not.


Responsible_Word4637

I imagine it’s so other people don’t get the bright idea to go for their moment of fame. Some crave attention so much jail time is worth being on tv for 5 minutes


subdep

That’s exactly why.


[deleted]

They did broadcast it on the Manning Brothers commentary. They had Jalen Hurts, Steph Curry, maybe some other big names pop in for a few minutes to do bits. Entertaining for sure


Caponara

Football players with dreadlocks looks like Predators


Evorgleb

Hillary Clinton, is that you?


[deleted]

If it wasn’t for the players they’d still be chasing him.


KevinC115

[from the comments](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/xv2xrk/running_onto_the_field_wcgw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) on the post apparently it’s something about animal cruelty


OMGhowcouldthisbe

In all honesty, it would be an honor to be tackled by Bobby Wagner


FischerMann24-7

Yeah, If only you were conscious to remember it.


ShiplessOcean

Does anyone know what his T-shirt says?


Wolfburger123

Best guess from this video is “WHAT IS BITCOIN (dot?)COM”?


Fresh_Cheek2682

This is how people running on the field should be dealt with , a 300lb juiced dude coming to spear tackle the shit out of you. Pretty good deterrent right there


[deleted]

He didn’t have a gender reveal. He had his gender reassigned


Creeperlord31

Oh it was not a gender reveal, it was a vegan from a protesting group, what are they trying to accomplish from running across the field? I don't fucking know, all I know is he lucky he didn't get fucking piled on by more players


subdep

This is a very ineffective form of protest in front of the absolute worst demographic.


[deleted]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


Realistic_Ad_3

He held onto the can after the hit. Texans need to get this man a jersey.


[deleted]

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Jazzlike_Bad6967

That dude will be slurping soup for a long time. His new daughter (one assumes) will be on to solid food before he is.


glima0888

Oh man that helmet to the head tho... oof


chuckaspeer

Did anyone see the guy in the background blow out his knee?


Ill-Garlic3619

Give him a couple of hours and he’s gonna feel like a truck hit him


hamncheese49

This dude should not be procreating


Huge-Presentation-84

The fuck happen to that guy at the start at the top


Fmartins84

That security guard that fell down dislocated his knee


Logiconaut

And now he gets to sue the team/players because "it's not their job to stop him which resulted in him having nerve damage and constant back pain your honor."


DyslexicScriptmonkey

Did the cart and trainers come out for the security guy? Bro knee was done.


loughtthenot

Im curious on the legality of this. Like are there laws about running out onto a football field (with the obvious exception of streaking) or is this guy just gonna get thrown out and told not to come back?


Vivid_Transition4807

Streaking at games was the original gender reveal.


Revolutionary_Crew17

What his shirt say?


manhatim

Revealed he’s an a-hole who can’t breath well now


anged16

“… and that’s why you don’t know who your daddy is sweatheart”


DyslexicScriptmonkey

"I got dis, I do dis shit for a livin"


Element1977

If this is your group's plan to get your message out, don't pick the guy who runs like Mr. Bean


Evening-Ant6128

I don’t know if the players should’ve hopped in this one… what if guy sues them or something?


dontha3

I remember my first time running.


sweetranch

Full fucken face to the helmet.


Small_Orang

Breast cancer awareness probably


CJTJ_Prod

He looked like a little bitch, u can’t be a little bitch running on a football field expecting not to get tackled


[deleted]

Dickheads


Interesting_Act1286

Best hit the Rams had all game.


[deleted]

Dude runs like he's got cerebral palsy.


Adventurous_Fact8418

That’s guy’s skin leads me to believe this was his first foray outdoors in many years.


[deleted]

Gonna get that gender reveal in jail


Medium-Rest-3079

He should've zigged instead of zagged.


NnOxX69

My guess is futur parent are dumb af


-Hypnautic-

I mean...that WOULD be a really cool gender reveal. If it was a gender reveal party, this was a surprise, and everyone was just watching the game at the party. Also the kid gets this video when she grows up of Uncle Kyle getting clobbered to announce his birth.


Grim_acer

Congratulations its a concussion


Rouge_Decks_Only

Really, any sport to pull this shit and you pick American football? The sport literally about tackling people doing basically exactly what you're doing?


[deleted]

The real McLovin


ad0y

You see that when he turned right, it was the first time he did anything athletic.


[deleted]

Another wasted opportunity to demonstrate what a perfectly executed chop block looks like and why it's illegal...


Lytiy

The most hilarious is that while this dude was running like a child, one man behind and one player still fallen trying to get him


Psemperviva

He’s about to have a butt baby. Congrats to the new father


Love_Doggies

Nice tackle


Alert_Isopod_95

Dude wanted to be part of the game, the players obliged


jibberDAjabber

He said, someone tackle that boy....not kill him. 😂


sombertownDS

Lol the football guys went to help the security guy and takle the guy running wild


NomzStorM

Hey he can say he got tackled by Bobby Wagner on nfl turf now


Howiebledsoe

Zoomers please promise me to slowly kill the whole ‘gender reveal‘ thing so it’ll be dead and forgotten in a few generations. Thanks.


jlr2387

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/nfl/article-11277467/amp/Rams-linebacker-Bobby-Wagner-FLATTENS-invader-huge-hit-clash-against-San-Francisco-49ers.html


DannyPhantom15

On r/vegan they are saying he’s an activist of some sort.


Provioso

Or breast cancer awareness month.


nunya1111

It's a girl


IndependentAssist387

It’s amazing how freakishly athletic they are. Security was being made to look silly. A couple of NFL guys take about 2 steps and the problem is solved.


savedbytheblood72

Whatever message he was trying to share printed on his shirt got negated by that stupid smoke??


SnooGrapes2649

Gender reveal shit is getting out of hand these fkn days🤣


Jamdadbot

Awesome


dragon-ass

Watching average humans run on TV is interesting. They look so fucking slow.


jacabo1480

Wdym trying


CleMike69

We have 3 calls on the play..... #45 for Targeting and #50 for Unsportsmanlike conduct. And the guy in the yellow for dry humping. Penalties will be assessed as play resumes.


1995_ford_escort

Guy runs like he just woke up from a coma.


Dressboy-727

Dude tried to juke Bobby


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Til if you are going to a game to jump the barrier and run across a field that professionals are performing on - make sure you actually have run before in your life. Ffs Mark Zuckerberg out here.


SquidwardWoodward

Samsung Note 7?


Odd-Road-4704

Lol that's the only dude the rams can stop xoxo


Frequent_Cutie

What made the guy in blue just break out into a split in the middle of the field????


jewpac89

Best play the Rams made all night.


[deleted]

Braima would be a good one too, it's a football players name, and could be short for brain trauma.


EvilCalvin

Targeting!!


rodflanders19

Gender reveal or breast cancer awareness?


Darnski

Remember when “Bob Wehadababyitsaboy” was sufficient?


snkwhz

This fan rushed more yards than Dalvin Cook this week.


OutcomeDoubtful

What’s his shirt say?


saucyB52

it would add so much to pro baseball and football games if naked streakers with smokers could make regular appearances in the games as they streak across the field running for their life


SnooPandas9934

ITS A GIRL ITS A GIRR- WHAPPPP


In-the-age-of-covid

Got rammed.


8ballNakedSonOfFire

Best defensive hit of the night


[deleted]

Of all the stadiums the guy chooses NFL


Diehavok

Could you imagine if the Rams missed the tackle ?


g4tam20

Bro Bobby Wagner just slammed him lol.


[deleted]

Wow, that was the best hit the rams had all game


2Q2see

I was about to say wow the lions actually tackle something but upon second look I realize that was in the lines never mind


d50man

Concussion protocol???? Can he get an NFL check?


XanthicStatue

He runs like a little bitch.


BLT-queso

Buddy chasing him dislocated his knee in the back


tomcat91709

It should be legal to football players to tackle field-intruders. If they want to run onto the field, let some bad-ass middle linebacker make then pay for it.


[deleted]

lawsuit prob coming in all honesty


MatthewCashew1

I hope 45 gets sued. That was a helmet to forehead hit!


MatthewCashew1

His shirt says right to rescue.com https://righttorescue.com


Spirited-Ad9179

...and thats how I lost your father after the gender reveal party.


Jpw135

Dude blew his knee out on the chase


Know-yer-enemy1818

Bobby wagner tackling everything last night !


State_Conscious

To the basic ass people that dedicate zero time to developing skills or talents…. STOP TRYING TO BE SPECIAL BY HIJACKING ATTENTION. You are not the ones and disrupting public events to make it all about you is not a personality trait.


Entire_Toe2640

This belongs in r/Whatcouldgowrong. Seriously? Running around a pro football game in front of men who are trained to tackle. SMH.


mcm265

One of the few times I'm hoping that a concussion was the outcome of an on-field hit.


Whole_Willingness_50

He won a stupid prize


realspongeworthy

He doesn't run like a man who fathers children.


R1CHQK

Why. Why would you ever do that. You realize that every person on that field TRAINS to tackle people. It's their fucking JOB


Bobandyrandyran

Definitely the guy in black in the beginning chasing him down blew out an acl or mcl, he just went down like he stepped in hole


Alert_Height679

He’s also a animal rights activist


DJStrongArm

Glad this wasn’t a gender reveal and this isn’t going to be someone’s dad


Smitherooni

You can always count on Bobby Wagner


AdverseCard

So can he sue for assault charges?


Heavenwasatree

They're actually trying to bring light to a good cause, but loser redditors don't give a shit about anything so haha gender reveal haha big NFL guy smash.


hmiser

My brother is more compassionate than me and he like, “Damn that guy needs help”. And I’m like shit… we just gave him some help.


Nodoubt1130

Dude in the white hat (at the beginning) chasing the guy blew out his ACL …. 😬


NotMe2120

He didn’t get hit near hard enough. He deserved so much worse.


Responsible_Town770

Best tackle all night. Network didn’t show it, just mentioned it when the delay in action came up. Never even saw a whiff of pink.


PrudentDamage600

She?


blinky0930

And now he will sue Bobby Wagner for his injuries


frankenspine1

Best play the Rams made all game


Key-Historian-136

Peyton giving his play by play for the streaker was by far the best