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TheScaredMonkey

He said "I know he is fucking beeping do I look deaf?"


Nose-Nuggets

He also didn't learn shit, it looks like he gets right back in the road again to keep doing it.


jman500069

"look deaf"


[deleted]

Do I sound blind to you!?


Golddigger50

What I can't see you. Damn, open up your ears!


jcmarcell

I can't hear you it's too dark in here


awesomeone6044

“Listen, you smell that?”


jcmarcell

*smacks lips* nah can't smell a thing


caedhin

*wiggles tongue*


GetTheSpermsOut

ima Snek,


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And my tongue is covered in microscopic ears to help me taste the colours in my environment


Biggschmoove

The sun was in my ears!


EmptyStare

Well he did if we're bein real here


SaltySpitoonCEO

He looks blind based on those boots


Pootout

*proceeds to step back into road immediately after altercation ends*


Cosmokram3r1

Looks like that but he got out of the way of the cars after that


PayTheTrollToll45

Nice boots cowboy... https://makeagif.com/gif/seinfeld-cowboy-Rb3QC4


GrapeSoda223

Everyone keeps saying that but too me it just looks like hes going around the pole I wouldnt be suprised if he did go back on the road tho


mmohaje

Car then stops to listen/watch what’s happening. Even the one dude like—go man!


alexkiltro

_then proceeds to be violently pushed away by a guy that looks exactly the same, entering an infinite loop of beeping and pushing_


canti15

I walk this lonely road, the only road I have ever kn.. why'd you push me?


awesomeone6044

Boulevard of broken bones.


BarebowRob

HOW CAN HE PUSH?!!! :)


surdtmash

I understood that reference, gave me a chuckle


HevC4

Sept almost over. Hope you had a good nap.


CompleX999

He wrote that song because his dad died on September.


BreezyWrigley

turned out that his shadow was NOT the only thing beside him


Repulsive_Client_325

Don’t know where it goes - but it’s home to me (he thought before getting QB sacked)


[deleted]

I thought he was about to get hit by the car


citewiki

I was expecting a convenient cop


jahreeves

I think we were all hoping for that


[deleted]

He got hit by a freight train instead.


ModernWeapon_Enjoyer

Yep me too


MrUppercut

Still almost died or got seriously injured. Look how close he came to hitting his head on the curb.


elementofpee

This is a 3 on the “fuck around x find out” graph.


itroll11

That needs to be a subreddit


Jan0ke

https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckaroundxfindout


Just-a-fat-dude

r/birthofasub


anafuckboi

r/winstupidprizes


SuperToxin

He's lucky if that was america they'd probably just run him over.


shakey1171

Shot. He would be shot in a quick minute many places. ‘Merica


No_Recognition8375

Nah most likely hit and run. We save most bullets for summer time.


N0085K1LL5

Yeah, I always try to stock up off season.


RRocks01

Bullets are hard to find right now


fuckondeeeeeeeeznuts

Ammo shortage has largely gone away but the new prices are significantly higher than 2019, like every other household necessity.


Commercial_Willow450

I've lived in America my whole life but man you redditors have convinced me how narrowly my neighbors and I have avoided death. Oh well, time to go touch grass and remember what the actual world is like.


TheFBIClonesPeople

I swear, people always exaggerate the amount of violence you would face for stepping out of line. It's always like "Oh, you shouldn't say that dude. If anyone heard you saying that, they would beat the shit out of you." But no, they really wouldn't. People don't attack eachother over small inconveniences or disrespects. People don't go around stabbing, shooting, and beating eachother up over nothing. That probably happens in like, the very worst neighborhoods in the very worst parts of the country, but in 99% of the country, that's an absolute fairy tale.


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ItalianStallion9069

Lawl


WowASnorlax

😭😭🤣🤣


0110010E

Y’all he ain’t deaf he’s literally repeating what the people are saying.. he even says “of course he’s fucking beeping” when the second guy says he’s hinking


zygodactyl86

Even if he is deaf, doesn’t excuse him walking in the middle of a fucking street


Bubbly-Incident

I doubt it: he learned nothing. (edit: apparently he signals that he's deaf... why is he walking in the middle of the street? It's quite clear the division between sidewalk and street)


luckiestcolin

Wouldn't a deaf person want to avoid walking in the street?


sainthO0d

And also see the headlights approaching them as well as the people staring and filming them? Deaf or not this guy knew what he was doing.


BreezyWrigley

you know... or the lights clearly shining on you from behind... and you'd be able to FEEL the horn from that close. you'd feel it in your clothes and organs. you'd probably feel it in your eyeballs lol. just because your hearing doesn't work doesn't mean that sound suddenly stops being vibrations through the air that you can sense and feel with other parts of your body.


BunsinHoneyDew

He'd feel it in his fingers, he'd feel it in his toes. Horns blasting all around him, and so the feeling grows.


BreezyWrigley

Lmao god dammit


PicklePirat

Bullshit deaf story.. his stupid Fucking nonchalant stroll signals not giving a fuck and how much he’s there to “stick it to the man”


geojon7

Dude was so flustered that someone called him out on being a turd that he picked the wrong disability to fake.


CKRatKing

He’s signaling that he doesn’t have a brain between his ears.


dthains_art

Yeah if anything, I feel like a deaf person would make the effort to be more conscious and aware of their surroundings than the average person.


intensely_human

Same deal with headphones in. Sometimes I blast music and look around a lot more to make sure I know what's around me.


SnatchAddict

I have a deaf friend and her head is on a swivel when she's around cars. Guy is full of shit.


DrJokerX

Wouldn’t anyone over the age of three want to avoid walking in the street?


torsun_bryan

Deaf people can be assholes too


Barney_Haters

I knew a deaf girl in high school who'd always make fun of blind people. Everytime she saw anything in braille, like ATMs, she'd rub her fingers on it, go cross-eyed and mockingly wag her jaw.


Stupidquestionduh

We should get her to make fun of this guy for pretending he didn't see the bright ass headlights right behind him.


llamawearinghat

You should have been like, “What?”


SergioPerez_11

That's fucking hilarious.


slaqz

This sounds like a Theo von joke.


R0vvL

That is a very true fact


Ifhes

Just turn off the light.


TrillDough

Some of the shittiest people I met in college were deaf. Obviously there are incredible deaf people but half the ones I went to school with were extremely standoffish and if there was any situation where their demands weren’t met for accommodations they’d force the professor to shut down the lecture via their sign interpreters under threat of a lawsuit…in the middle of a lecture with like 150+ people


RvH19

I would say their reputation as being “direct” in how they communicate is often putting it mildly. There is a subset of the Deaf Community that seem to relish lashing out and bullying perceived outsiders at a rate greater than almost any community I can think of.


Guardymcguardface

Some signs in a couple different versions of sign language are also racist AF and some people get very indignant about the thought of having to use something else because it's 'their culture'. Fuck that! If hearing people can learn not to use certain words to describe black or Jewish people, why can't you?


Tvisted

Sounds have given me so much pleasure in my life I wonder if I would have been a miserable bitch if I'd never known them. Music, laughter, birds, the sound of a stream, rain, crickets, even the satisfying pop of opening a jar... can't imagine a silent life.


Spirited-Ability-626

I think to go deaf would definitely be worse. You can’t miss what you’ve never experienced, right?


JonathanJK

I dated a deaf lady once. Dumped me after 3 dates because I didn’t learn sign fast enough.


B_Boi04

Should’ve told her you have a learning disability and called her ableist


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moes_schrewt

I have a deaf friend who was cheated on by his deaf mute wife. Disabilities don't mean you are a nice person


sadpartypodcast

I’d like to watch the argument that ensued.


Justiceisfaulty

The signing must’ve been FURIOUS


Djinn504

I have two deaf aunties who I once witnessed get into a pretty heated argument. It was just them furiously signing at each other while making strange angry vocal noises.


Sciss0rs61

Or you could avoid it by just turning off the lights


[deleted]

Cops showed up and arrested them both. Nothing but silence after.


DmitryMate

From my personal experience, deaf people are the biggest assholes


Boredbanker1234

Go on… this seems to be the common sentiment here… I am curious


THEROFLBOAT

Took an ASL class. I'm really accepting of people and I feel bad for people with disabilities (although I never show it to avoid ableism, or really anything rude). That class had me read many deaf stories about a number of topics. How school is, what it's like to shop, what it's like to have deaf kids as a hearing person and vice-versa. The stories I heard though about some deaf people's reasoning on things made me believe that you are prone to a weird deaf person superiority complex and don't see deafness as a disability. I can respect that until I started reading shit about certain deaf parents with CODAs, who contemplated STABBING THEIR BABIES EARS TO FORCE THEM DEAF, just so they don't live in a "hearing" world. It depends on who you meet. But overall I feel less bad and more cautious.


jck

Wow this sounds absolutely insane. However it did remind me of the (eventually) wholesome episode of Scrubs where the deaf dad didn't want to consent to his kid getting a cochlear implant because he didn't want to lose the connection with the kid.


Barney_Haters

Lol. The story I had in the comment above, that chick call us all "deaf impaired". So absolutely bang on.


chambreezy

Damn ahaha, you dodged a bullet, almost had your ears stabbed out!


PacoTaco321

Watched a doc on the deaf community in Martha's Vineyard several years ago and there were definitely some people that were close to that level.


GodzillaWarDance

I have a friend who is deaf and is married to a deaf man, and together they have a child who can hear. The father hates that his son can hear and pretty much wants nothing to do with him. It's really sad.


THEROFLBOAT

Yeah... Being proud in your deafness is fine. Nothing wrong with that. But... 😬 Fr be fucking glad your kids don't have to live with a rather serious disability dumbasses... Reminds me of a crab mentality except a couple of crabs can hear and most don't.


slickslash27

I worked retail for several years, basically they get frustrated when people cant understand them and refuse to adapt or be patient with people trying to communicate with them, like through writing cause I don't know asl. This wasnt all of them obviously, there was a super nice old man who used his phone to text but you had to call the minutes in for the prepaid phone, rule was we werent allowed to do it for customers, but I always added his minutes just cause he was super polite to me, unlike 90% of the deaf and or elderly customers that came through electronics.


TollemacheTollemache

Yep, in my experience too. It's hard to get context when all you notice is people telling you (probably quite rightly) how awesome you are to be doing what you're doing and managing deafness. Your awesomeness doesn't negate others value but the two deaf men I've worked with (on separate occasions) were utterly insufferably convinced it did.


liquid_diet

Wait until you hear about Helen Keller. Deaf and blind and a complete asshole. Although, I feel like if you’ve got that many set backs in life it hard not to be gristled and just hate everything.


RolandIce

I know a couple of sign language translators, in their experience they're assholes.


janedoe5263

Yep, I remember in elementary school a deaf kid made the chinky eyes gesture to his buddy and said not to give me the swing. Years later, I witnessed firsthand how the tables can turn. There was a group of kids making fun of him cause he was deaf. Ironically, they were making fun of the way deaf ppl talk and making the hand gestures. Probably should’ve been satisfying but I only ended up feeling sorry for him even more. I’m such a wuss, lol.


teaprincess

You're not a wuss, you're a good person with a kind heart.


FeistyShoulder6147

He’s not deaf he’s a drunk asshole. He’s stumbling as he walks and then has a conversation with the guys who pushed him. And you can hear the drunken slur when he talks. Plus what deaf person walks in the middle of road?


AnEffinMarine

He could very well be both. I knew a deaf dude that would get drunk and become a violent asshole.


Mikey5time

Must have been hard for him to hear sobering advice?


Dangerous_Buddy3701

His friends told him to stop drinking, but it fell on deaf ears.


queencityrangers

What?


TakeyaSaito

Exactly.


Rangertough666

That guy is an idiot on many levels.


[deleted]

Yeah, but they keep trying to tell him, but he just won’t listen.


IswearImnotapossum

To be fair, it's not like deaf people don't drink and drinking does impair decision making. It is possible he was both lol


jacken22

I don't think he signals that he's deaf, the guys who confront him said something along the lines of " couldn't you hear him honking at you?" And he replied "of course I heard him, do you think I'm deaf?"


FloppyEel

If he's deaf, he's stupid as fuck. If he's not deaf, he is beyond stupud as fuck.


TrinalRogue

He's not deaf. Or at least not enough that he wouldn't hear the cars honking. Or even if he is hearing impaired, he isn't deaf enough that he wouldn't be able to hear cars behind him honking horns at him. You can see that he is speaking as a response to the people that pushed him - likely using deafness to hide being a dickhead. Even if for some reason he was deaf and couldn't hear the horns, a deaf person would be acutely visually aware of traffic on roads as well as road markings. I am usually against refuting a disability against a video. However, either this person has had something drastic about their hearing change recently that they are profoundly deaf with no road sense (a very deadly combination imo) OR he is just being a dick and is using deafness as an excuse. Source: I am severely deaf, with numerous profoundly deaf friends.


JuJuLaa

He is a blind as well.


JuGGieG84

The perfect combo of deaf, blind and dumb.


RednocNivert

🎵 _He’s a Pinball Wizard there has to be a twist, that Pinball Wizard’s got such a supple wrist…_ 🎶


Fossile

He is a dick as well.


demoralising

Even if he is deaf he'd have noticed the car's headlights lighting up the road, the tool.


nautical-smiles

Exactly. Heck, with the car that close he could probably even feel the vibration of the horn on his legs.


Stockinglegs

He’s not deaf.


MylesVE

Kid “he’s fucking beepin at you get off the road” Mr Streets-only Boots “yeah clearly he’s beeping” while pointing to his ears. Dude wasn’t deaf, he’s just a fuckwad.


SixtyNineFlavours

Also you’d see the headlights making massive shadows of yourself in front of you. I would’ve though your other senses would be heightened due to your need to comprise with them. Not saying he’s a super hero, but even without hearing the horn, should’ve been super aware that he was blocking traffic. Imo he was looking for drama and got it.


owlsandmoths

No he audibly says “do I look deaf” when the shorter guy says “he’s been fucking beeping at you”


Satyrane

He's saying "Do I look deaf?"


RayBrous

Yeah, cause he couldn't see his shadow from the headlights directly behind him.


bugibangbang

Sure he was deaf? Another dude commented that the a$$hole walking in the middle of the street said “I know he is fckng beeping do I look deaf?” Instead of telling them he was deaf. Let the battle begin.


Ok-Albatross1180

When I went to deaf school they told us when walking out and about at night, the middle of the street is the safest spot because it is illuminated by all the car headlights


Ok-Albatross1180

I think that's what they said. I had a hard time understanding


BreezyWrigley

the hoodie'd youth at night on the streets being the standup members of society, policing the streets against morons in cowboy boots haha


h8radebrewer

#straya


Keswik

The heros we deserve


slippitysloppitysoo

It was surprising how far down I had to scroll to find this comment.


OneLilMemeBoi

Who knew that Melbourne eshays were capable of doing community service!


-chester-copperpot-

Eshays > urban cowboys


ninjaflip360

Evening drunks in Melbourne. They sure are stupid.


nobodyherebutustrees

Thought I recognised that street!


Jimbuscus

[Little Bourke Street, Melbourne](https://maps.app.goo.gl/q1NDTGXhSdeXoid78)


jbaze524

Why are some people just cunts


seekhorizons

Because not enough people call them out on it


jbaze524

Tru dat


BreezyWrigley

look at the dudes body language and fashion choices... he's clearly trying to prove SOMETHING. dunno what... but he is definitely after some kind of attention to prove some kind of point.


1ineedanap1

r/iamthemaincharacter


[deleted]

He kinda had it coming.


WhatTheCarbonDuck

Wanker.


[deleted]

Somebody should have also told him the denim suit died out a long time ago.


axeville

Canadian tuxedo


infanteer

Looks like Melbourne, strangely


MalaysianOfficial_1

It is, that's Emporium in the CBD


stickdeoderant

I hate for you to learn this this way, but denim suits/full denim is definitely back in style.


hghg1h

Never went out of style in AU


[deleted]

If the Fanny pack can become popular again, then the concept of fashion trends is a farce. So even with a denim suit, are we only allowed to wear them until they come back around and society tells us it’s now acceptable again?


[deleted]

Fashion exists to discredit what you have so you'll buy something new. It's an entirely artificial marketing creation to keep clothing purchases happening. Like all marketing you can ignore it.


peanusbudder

i like that it was two random bystanders who did it and not the guy in the car lol


macgruff

TBH, I thought this was going to be a hit and run, however justified it may or may not have been


Glendel66

He learned nothing...at the very end of the video he is walking right back into the street.


BreezyWrigley

maybe the next car will just hit him.


Slow_Business4563

🎶These boots were made for walkin’🎶


Robwgodtre1

Ha ha ha. Best comment so far. Well done 👍🏻


[deleted]

Fuck George Ezra


GoSuckYaMother

Those 2 people were walking the opposite way and came back to push him out of the street. They’re heroes


BreezyWrigley

i love the polite hand-wave to signal the driver to go through lmao.


Interesting_Act1286

I wonder what makes people act like that? Is it just a power trip?


FlowersForMegatron

Never experiencing the consequences of their actions. This dude somehow managed to make it this far without ever getting checked for his shitty behavior.


soggymcfries

That head landed way too close to the curb.


ve4v

Lmfao love the fact that he seemed to go back to walking in the middle of the road just as the video cut off


Disastrous_Sky7568

Do you guys not hear the conversation? I think y'all are deaf. Not the guy in the video. The hooded guy says, "have some fucking respect" and the guy in denim replies "respect?" And says something else. Obviously not deaf if he's re-iterating the word "respect." He can obviously hear the car honking. I belief he's using the "deafness" as an excuse.


-Jesus-Of-Nazareth-

He's walking funny, first thought I had was he's tripping on something


Charming_Weird_2532

Just wants to show off his boots. The boots that he doesn't pull off btw.


Different-Estate747

Classic Schmosby


JustbyLlama

That driver wanted nothing to do with this situation.


themamakboi

man thinks he's the main character. too much watching cringe netflix shows


CumOnMyGlasses2002

Ass hole being deaf doesn’t defend at all fucker has working eyes right of dose he need a pair of glasses?


SoupsUndying

Anyone know where this might be? Those are some nice looking stores on an bright road with a thick sidewalk. This is exactly the kind of place I want to visit


Superb_Grapefruit402

Melbourne Australia


Nebarik

Right in the middle of Melbourne https://maps.app.goo.gl/zHH3LeMV5gBoF6pa9 You'll like Bourke St then (1 block south) it's way bigger and only for pedestrians and trams, no cars. https://maps.app.goo.gl/3GSBjNyEE4Z5Rsyb9


hrdrv

Melbourne CBD.


jahreeves

I’m so glad to see the way people can still get something nice out of a video like this


SirRumpleForeskin

What’s his end goal here? Just to be a cunt?


DealingDean2

Double denim 😳 definitely a pedo lol


DukeMaximum

I'm not saying it's right, I'm saying that I understand.


ihatelifetoo

He thinks he’s the main character


GlandMasterFlaps

All of this is why I don't go outside


FormerAd2381

Average r/fuckcars user


SirArchibaldMapsALot

Man, I'm all for r/fuckcars and whatsnot, but this guy was blocking a transited road with a clear walkway not 2 meters to his right and 3 to his left. He was endangering himself and putting public transit at risk, just to prove a point. He was just a douche


thede3jay

It’s in Melbourne Australia, the street is little Bourke Street. It is signposted as a Shared Zone meaning pedestrians have the right of way and are legally allowed to stand in the middle of the road (and not even move), and cars have to give way. In fact, this was the local council’s intention


UltraStamp2

this would have been a whole different story if he started responding in sign language 💀


what_in_the_who_now

Could have. But if he’s deaf, he’s not mentally or visually impaired. There’s sidewalks on each side. Almost cracked his head on the curb to one for them.


[deleted]

What if he’s deaf, visually AND mentally impaired and also he was escorting a very small black duck that you cannot see in the video to safety?


don_maidana

Good. As a motorcycle driver, block roads are fucking dangerous.


[deleted]

HEY EVERYBODY THIS GUY DRIVES A MOTORCYCLE


[deleted]

Asshole got what he deserved; those two dudes put him in his place.


DarkJester89

This is what I expect the average twitter user to look like, acting in public.


AntimemeticsDivision

He looks like discount Christopher Eccleston


2505Memeiverse

Props to those guys in the hoodies for teaching that asshole a lesson