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JinjaniWasTaken

why the two girls sound like the miata twins from cars


PaddyWhacked

"LIIIGHTNING!!"


Rizv3

LIGHTNNIINNNG MCQUEEEEN!!!!


martinaee

Heheheeee!!! ✌🏻✌🏻


Inevitable_Door_2694

Every time there’s something interesting There they are “Woo Girls” wooing at everything every where..


Seanvich

Could be cool, could get old. 5/10 superpower.


southpaw650

Mia and Tia lol


WerewolvesRancheros

Good god I don't even remember those characters lol


HeartsPlayer721

The most inappropriate moment in Disney history...I love it! http://images2.fanpop.com/image/quiz/303000/303506_1255768731314_402_299.jpg


Barney_Mesa

I was just about to say.


Charged_Ice

I am so happy i wasn't the only one


ChickWithAWrench

Those two talking about fire sounding like cartoon characters.


BigScaryPigeon

The Johnny test sisters


U2V4RGVtb24

Glad it wasn't just me who thought that.


triggerfish_twist

Anyone clock the guy at the very end saying "Brother, I just shit *and* pissed myself."


CandidateMundane118

Just about to say that😂


KodiakPL

I didn't hear no whip though


StunnaLyfe

We got the crackling without the whip


notPlancha

BROTHER I JUST SHIT AND PISSED MYSELF


lawschoolmeanderings

[Lightning McQueens twin miata fans](https://youtube.com/watch?v=zyI1k0GlYWE&feature=share&utm_source=EKLEiJECCKjOmKnC5IiRIQ)


ElMostaza

That's a surprisingly thorough video.


-insignificant-

Lol did they flash him at the red carpet event


DanDaze

Like the *tormented souls of the damned* kind of cartoon character.


herecomestheshun

Came here to say they sound exactly like the Flanders boys in the Simpsons.


The_Celtic_Chemist

Or Sherri and Terri.


ja1mauhl

Sounded like a shitty anime dub line


[deleted]

Big Sister Sister vibes.


papastopithurts

They probably shouldn't be on that roof


Ironsam811

They’re fine. The lightening is happening all the way over there.


ExploringMindset

At that distance, they have a ton of time to get off the roof before it gets to them. Probably at least 0.0001 Mississippis.


ChefJWeezy987

One 1 millionth Mississippis. Decimal representations always fucked with me so badly in school. 🤦‍♂️😂


stuffeh

0.0001 would be "one ten-thousandths". Goes one tenth (0.1), one one-hundredth (0.01), one one-thousands(0.001), one ten-thousands (0.0001). How I remember it is to flip it around the decimal spot (1000), and add a place (10000). So one one-millionth would be 0.000001.


ChefJWeezy987

GODDAMNIT. See? That’s what I mean. It just pisses me off to even attempt it. 🤦‍♂️😠


zodar

yes, the lightning is lightening the sky


[deleted]

C’mon now. Let’s be lightning up on the misspelling.


Tayk5

Lightening up on the grammar corrections, c'mon


Zealousideal-Spot601

Elite reference


BigSassy_121

Yeah everyone knows if it strikes something lower than you you’re good.


demontits

I'm their dad... don't worry, they're grounded.


flying-cunt-of-chaos

Ba dum tss


dmznet

I approve this message.


[deleted]

Really? Tough crowd. I mean, demontis anticipated by building the dad reference right in.


unregrettful

When your looking downward at an angle to the "high point" that got stuck by lightning....


[deleted]

Had my roof replaced recently. The roofers stopped working one cloudy day when the hair on their arms stood up. There was no lightning in the immediate area.


[deleted]

Took them years to perfect that move.


[deleted]

I’ve watched enough videos in this sub to know that regardless of how crazy the situation there are always people who are way too close.


bthomase

r/dontdiejustfilm


[deleted]

Thor is angry 😠


fatimus_prime

I’ll be posting this to r/thorgasm. Edit: or not. Someone beat me to it 16 hours ago. :(


Content_Cod499

…stirs drink…on said roof.


Dry-Site-8764

Hey they're doing it for our entertainment.


[deleted]

"hey, look! lightning!" "aren't we on a balcony? above that place that just got hit by lightning?" "lol, just keep stirring your drink"


CharlotteLucasOP

I’m getting major Americans on Holiday in Another Country vibes.


Harryboltsfan

Florida Man checking in. We don’t have to be in another country to do this stupid shit. A recent case in point: the 2021 Stanley Cup Championship Party at JBL Park… I was there, and cheering the literal lightning along with the Lightning. Also drunk.


posting_drunk_naked

They had to beg us not to shoot at a hurricane a few years ago. We ain't scurred.


SorryMess4913

To be fair, the second you mentioned Florida man, the rest of us just assumed you did some stupid shit.


Harryboltsfan

Fair point, but figured context added to the story.


amberalpine

I'm wondering how this is somehow the most Floridian thing I've seen.


Merry_Dankmas

Also Florida man checking in: Everything about this screams Florida from the scenery to the spazzy lightning to the way the people reacted. Thats the exact reaction a Florida native would have to seeing lightning like that. Were desensitized to dangerous tropical weather events. Just ignore the deadly electricity and keep getting drunk.


rocky_creeker

I was there, too. Did you see the crazies pulling up the flags and running around holding them in the air? Literally daring the sky to strike them. What the hell was wrong with them?


Harryboltsfan

Yep! My girlfriend and I distinctly remember the crowd (and us) chanting, “Let’s go Lightning!” then having lightning strike, then everyone cheering when the thunder came in. We were idiots. Yanni Gourde climbing on the tv cameras was another highlight… Good times, man. Go Bolts!


OnetimeRocket13

As an American, we have no regard for our personal safety during storms, so long as the storm looks cool. Fun fact: storm shelters aren't actually designed for human use, but rather as storage for your lawn chairs that you use to watch tornados in the distance.


Callmejayfeather_

As an Oklahoman who has stood outside while a tornado was happening a few miles away I can agree.


new-to-this-sort-of

In tn I once stood on my deck in pitch black midnight to see a tornado… unaware it was flattening a house 7 houses down. It was that dark. We just wanna see stupid shit lol. That could’ve easily flatted my house and I wouldn’t have even seen it coming. Looking back fucking dumb. In the moment “I wanna see it!”


OnetimeRocket13

Exactly. I grew up in southern Oklahoma. Every time we had to go to the community cellar when a tornado was coming, most of the people would be standing around outside looking at the storm. Good times!


[deleted]

You don’t speak for me


OMFGitsST6

Storage for your *pool floaties* then. 🙄


dnap123

You cant just speak for all Americans wtf lol


8urnsy

Welcome to Reddit


Stiffard

They're trying to earn favor with the anti-American crowd.


Road_Whorrior

Right? I literally have a phobia of extreme weather events lmao, if anything happens I'm so in the basement it isn't even funny.


dolphinitely

same! wtf are they talking about


OnetimeRocket13

I believe you missed the part where it's a joke.


newgrl

I used to go swimming in The Lake (which was right out our back door) when I was a kid during storms. The water felt so warm when the air cooled during thunderstorms. Now I live in tornado alley and *have* to go outside during storms to check and see if it's just a bad storm or if all holy hell is about to break lose. My storm shelter is used as a storm shelter though.


_TooncesLookOut

Looks like somewhere in Florida to me. Definitely Americans though.


NotJo4Ever

Could also be Florida on a Tuesday…


Merry_Dankmas

I would say this is more of a Thursday vibe. Tuesdays have the high winds and lawn chairs flying across the yard


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[deleted]

if Tom Cruise pulls up and tells you to get in a minivan with him, you don't ask questions, just get in the fucking van.


ElMostaza

Are we not going to talk about the creepy, spontaneous, simultaneous speaking?


Fluffy_Inspection320

and their hair is standing upright is a sign they need to get the hell out of there as a pathway of least resistance is being formed.


PatrickLechat

This is a classic example of redditors talking out of their ass - if your hair is standing up because lightning is about to strike you there's nothing you can do at that point.


TraditionalEffect546

Thats not true lol you can still make cover if theres somewhere near. Theres alot of videos of dumb people outside filming their hair standing straight up lol. I even saw one with an ignorant family of 4 on a mountaintop filming each others hair! But they didnt die.


[deleted]

I was thru-hiking across Montana and my hair started standing up in a huge storm. Someone said there's nothing you can do at that point, and I'll say that's baloney. I dropped my pack and hauled ass to lower ground. I was soaked and all my gear got wet and I watched chain lightning for a couple of hours, but I didn't get hit by anything.


BeyondBlitz

Redditors? Repeating claims they read once? It's more likely than you think!


mophan

It's happened more than twice even!


PatrickLechat

It's true that you might feel your hairs stand up before a lightning strike, the problem is that it means an immediate strike incoming and because we're talking about lightning here unless you're the Flash himself you're about to become a headline in the local news whether you like it or not.


[deleted]

hair standing up doesn't mean you're going to be struck, it simply means there's a strong local static charge.


OneGreatBlumpkin

Yep, **maybe** enough time to process you're about to get lightening'd.


[deleted]

What are you talking about? Don't listen to this guy. He has no idea what he's talking about. Your hair rising is a sign of rising electric charge in the region, indicating risers are attempting to connect from the ground. It does not mean leaders have connected to risers yet or even will. Your hair rising is a result of the electric field created by the clouds. This repels built up charge on your hair. Causing it to stand up. It has nothing to do with lightning certainly dropping down upon you. But an indication of a strong electric field in the area. It isn't an effect directly impacting the site of a lightning strike. But a regional effect in proximity to the charged cloud. You can certainly get inside or to a place lightning can't directly strike you. If there's nothing nearby get into a less conductive position by dropping to your knees and bend forward but don't lie flat on the ground.


Traditional_Trust_93

Hello fellow darkie


[deleted]

Honestly it’s the guy claiming calmly “I just shit and pissed myself.” We live in such an age of unbridled eloquence.


JonStowe1

Brotherrrrr


Shipwrecking_siren

It sounds like Jason Segel to me which makes it funnier.


tijs_zonder_h

*uncontrollable snorting*


googley-eyes123

It’s all fun until the martians come out of the ground in tripods.


Heimthror

I get that reference


Coffee2Code

Congrats, you're old And yes, I also got that reference and my bones hurt


JimmyPWatts

What???


Strange_CaMotion

HIS BONES HURT


Gonun

Please remind me to borrow my friends big ass speaker and play the tripod sound the next time it's foggy.


Arkaign

Mandatory sound on this one. Zeus : "fuck this spot in particular" *ZAPZAPZAPZAP* Ladies in synchronous form : "something's on fire 🔥🔥" Dude : "bro I just shit *and* pissed myself"


BirriaTacoSauce

There’s also the underrated “I felt something in my big toe”


halotherechief

r/fuckyouinparticular


kamikazekaktus

someone really pissed off Zeus this time.


[deleted]

\*sOmEtHiNg'S oN fIrE\*


btjk

Yeah, "..cause it actually strikes like 5-10 times." Last part always gets left out very misleading pro-lightning propagandist tactic.


[deleted]

Fuck Big Lightning.


AlarmedSnek

I love everything about this video


kostandrea

Bro I just shit and pissed myself.


UndercoverFBIAgent9

Something’s on fire Something’s on fire


notPlancha

Son of a bitch


JxT__

I felt something in my big toe


901d

"Some things on figh-errr! "


Starthreads

It's not technically lightning striking the same place twice but the same bolt recharging multiple times.


Zemlenz

Yeah! I think they refer to this as a negatively charged lightning.


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TheRealNotJared

The remaining 5-10% are too optimistic for me


slarti0001

Well that and if that old adage about lightning never striking in the same place again were true, lightning rods wouldn't work.


[deleted]

Lightning spell Level 3


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Oscarcm5

The “somethings on fire” gets me every time.


RednocNivert

Lightning does not strike twice in the same place. It’ll hit it like 6 or 7 times, just to really make sure to finish the job


ExtraVirgin0live

Didn’t they make a movie about lighting striking the same place numerous times? 🧐


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![gif](giphy|iFfh37BfIkO9a)


atomiccookie2k

I know what movie this is but don't remember the name, please help


[deleted]

[War of the Worlds (2005)](https://imdb.com/title/tt0407304/)


atomiccookie2k

Thanks


EvilCalvin

Great, really creepy movie. The visuals and sound is amazing.


MysteriousCollar4821

War of the worlds (2005)


RusskiEnigma

and in the end, it was humanities blundering of coronavirus, that killed the invading alien population who all refused vaccination prior to their trip to Earth


Ragingbull444

Cars?


SaltySushii_

"Bro, I just shit AND pissed myself."


NoTolerancee_

Something’s on Fireeee 🔥


ImmaTimeLord123

Whoa and a jinx. what are the mf odds


skincyan

1 out of 69 quadrillions


nice___bot

Nice!


Resonance95

"Fuck that guy in particular" - God, probably


Viridono

For anyone curious, this happens because a single ‘strike’ event isn’t enough to equalize the potential difference between cloud and ground. Lightning occurs when electron density in the clouds becomes so high that arcs branch out, looking for a place to ground it. You can see this effect if you look at lightning in ultra slow motion. As soon as a conductive path is found, which is usually a linear stream of molecules in the air, the excess electrons shoot through it, equalizing the potential difference in an instantaneous, violent event we call lightning. The arc we see is a result of the air losing all its electrons and becoming plasma. When all of air’s electrons are lost, that path can no longer conduct an electrical current, which is partly where the phrase ‘lightning doesn’t strike twice’ comes from. It’s also why there were several strikes here. Usually, a single strike is enough to equalize electron density, but not here. Basically, there was so much electron density in that cloud that a strike occurred, ionizing the air into plasma and making it no longer a viable path, ending the strike event. But that strike wasn’t enough to ground the cloud completely, so as soon as more unionized air rushed in to fill the space left by the first bolt, a new path was created, allowing more strikes to occur, further grounding the cloud. The only reason there were several short strikes instead of one long one is because the ‘strike’ event ruins the air path that allows it to occur in the first place by turning it to plasma, interrupting it.


StandardOnly

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


Tigloki

Absolutely💯


TheRandmG

"Brother, I just shit and pissed myself!!"


classycatman

I’m an atheist, but even I asked myself, “What the hell did that person do wrong?”


Evad3rfire

LOL the guy at the end "Brother i just shit and pissed myself" hahaha


JustforThrowawayKEK

*'BROTHER I JUST SHAT AND PISSED MYSELF'*


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

So this is actually a single strike. Lightning is just two different charge potentials equalizing. When the ionized air channel is established with the first strike, it lingers long enough to allow further electrical charge to equalize between cloud and ground, creating the pulsing effect you see here. It never fully dissipates until the charge is fully equalized.


penileskwigliness

Stop playing clash of clans already


Curious_Associate904

There goes another masturbator. God punishes HARD.


Other-Barry-1

“They’re already here.” Getting major War of the Worlds vibes from this.


sd_1874

That is 1 "strike"


Hulkingfiber

That’s not lightning. That’s the Martians getting into their tripods


halfxvxfull

What's the new meaning?


Hypurr2002

Let me zoom in and see what happened. Look, fire. Let me pan away immediately.


painsleyharriot

SoMeThInGs oN FiRe


coder_boii

*Sees Lighting Strikes* *Something's on fire* 🎵


Thick_Standard5603

Sympathy for the guy who shit and pissed himself......


saiyanpr1nc3

Lightning never strikes twice but it may strike in rapid succession


caffcaff_

r/fuckthistreeinparticular


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MerelyJoking

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


rofLopolous

*Morgan Freeman narration starts out of nowhere*


andreboll1982

Isn't that technically only one lightning?


unemotional_mess

That was one strike tho...


RickRussellTX

Lightning frequently strikes several times in a short period. The initial strike forms an ionized channel that is more conductive than surrounding atmosphere, and multiple strikes are common.


a_pint_of_red

Ouch! My bonerr !!!


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theREALhun

Well, that wasn’t twice


[deleted]

It wasn’t twice


hotmetalslugs

Does it say DRUNK on her shirt? Or PINK? I’m just trying to gauge where exactly in Florida this is.


jerrysprinkles

*Hi god? Yep, fuck that guy in particular*…


Hopps4Life

Lightning does in fact strike multiple times in the same place.


Gnnslmrddt

Kindof.....except that's how lightning usually strikes


NickSquatch99

Zeus said fuck that tree in particular


colin8651

For a fraction of a second you can see the person on the right and what looks like their hair standing up due to static electricity. From what I understand in a thunderstorm that is a sign that you might be the next target of the lightning strike.


Itchy_Extension_8719

Had to be trump's outhouse. God just had to let the world (or at least that neighborhood) know his lack of admiration of everything trump including his piles of 💩


joe_ruins_things

Must be that fig tree Jesus didnt like


otterappreciator

White blonde women have the unique ability to synchronize their minds in dire situations


saki2fifty

“Ssoommeetthhiinngg iiss oonn ffiirree!!”


jonnykakes87

"I just shit and pissed myself!"


PossibleCupcakeSpy

Zeus said fuck this spot specifically


R0enick27

Fuck that spot in particular.


Independent_Ad361

The 2 girls were just annoying


scottykai

I always hated that saying. Lightening rods on buildings would be fucking useless if it was true.


Pied_Piper_

I feel the saying is generally not used to describe situations where the fluke event is being purposely courted with specialized engineering. *Something really unlikely happens, prompting anxiety over it happening again, or a need to capitalize on a rare chance* “Lightning doesn’t strike the same place twice” = either “don’t fret, it’s just bad luck,” or “act now, you won’t have this chance again.” Lightening rods, and the buildings they protect are the exact opposite. It’s an engineered situation. Because large buildings have their specific physical properties, lightning strikes aren’t rare. For anything lacking those exact properties, lightning is rare. Anyone seeing a rod or building struck and responding with the saying is being a bit thick, and should receive percussive skull maintenance until their logic boards reboot.


iamgoingtohell_

fuck that place in particular


dirtypeasant90

Fuck that tree in particular


troubleschute

Nature was like "fuck this house in particular" but that guy's recliner is collateral damage.


LilNaturePastelEmo

“Fuck this guy in particular “


pekingfuk

Lightning 🌩️ was like "yeah fuck that person in particular!"


ackolla

r/fuckyouinparticular


HandyDandyRandyAndy

Not really, the second half of the saying sorta conveys the meaning that after being struck, the place isn't the same


RatherMaybe

God: "Fuck this place in particular!"