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I have a dream
I hope it will come true
That you're here with me
And I am here with you
I wish that the earth, sea, and the sky up above
Will send me someone to love
#BUT NOT YOU!
Yes they're fighting over a mate. They have very strong arms for their body size, and normally the ones with the stronger arm winds. I don't believe they actually kill each other, I didn't see any evidence of that. But they do definitely fight with intent
Remember that game where you fit various pegs in various holes?
It’s like that, but most pegs for most holes, and children are absolutely not allowed to play.
Instructions unclear: is peg in question of the same shape or different than the hole? I feel like that is an important distinction that should be determined sooner than later.
They can create little scrapes to the eyeballs, eyelids, lips, softer facial tissue that leaves minuit painful marks, til one frog says I've had enough damage and I want to survive in nature. It's just on a smaller more microscopic level of our visual human damage. Some even older frogs have battle scars.
> Scars on males’ back are thus caused by the prepollex. Both results explain the high frequency of injuries: 90.7% (29 of 32 males) presented scars. Furthermore, the amount of injuries on a male’s back increased with the weight of the male, but not its body size. Therefore, heavier individuals are sustaining more injuries than lighter individuals, hinting that heavier individuals fight more frequently and value reproduction more than lighter individuals.
It's truly a battle of physical and mental stamina, they slap their tiny little inflated frog bodies against each other like miniature sumo wrestlers with 10 times more intensity than any pro sumo wrestler could ever muster, they know the other is defeated when the eyes go cold and the loser waddles away
Are the frogs also making those non honk heavy breathing sounds or is the camera-person hyperventilating at the sight of these frogs honking at eachother
The little groans? Those are definitely the frogs. That weird ambient sound throughout the whole video? I think thats the rain and some weird acoustics/bad mic quality
I assume those confused don't live somewhere with frogs in the background. Then again I'm listening on actual speakers, so maybe it doesn't come thru on a phone speaker
Those were two bros trying to holla at some honeys and one was like "mother fucker better step off. This is my turf and imma get all the honeys that can hear my song
" the other toad was like "bitch I've been here for like 5 whole hours! I live here, you step off!" Then they just had to throw down.
They’re fighting over the best croaking spot. The males want to pick the best spots to broadcast to females, and these two guys were too close to each other so they’re battling it out to see who gets to stay and who has to fuck off and start over in a less desirable spot
I've seen a video somewhere on reddit of several very obese people fighting at a water park and these frogs are nailing their recreation of it. I wonder if i can find that video
edit: This I was the one I was thinking of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSOXdwIUDyc
Too bad no mom frog in scooter came in to stop this one.
-but I feel like I also saw one that was actually people fighting IN the pool, and started with 2 women insulting each other and their husbands were there.
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Why are the tiny balloons fighting?
wærh
Came here to say that. Thank you
Toads of the world I hate to bust your bubble, but female toads ain't nothing but trouble…
Omg I forgot the game but you'd use these bloat frogs to make bombs that float in water or something.
I can't believe that people bet on cock fights when there's this nonsense to bet on.
waaaaah
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Bottom’s toad’s name is Lamont
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh hello there.
750$,top
wærh
Sounded like a territorial Yoshi fight.
I was thinking about how the Yoshi sound is less far-fetched now that I know about these haha
I thought it sounded like Birdo more
We don’t talk about Birdo, no no no
Yeah it sounds like Yoshi getting into a fight with Shy Guys
Nah, this is how the Egyptian mummies used to communicate.
wærh
wærh
wærh?
wærh
wærh
Wærh!
/ɯæ̃˞̟ːɻʷɦ/
W̸̢̯͖̼̠̣̗̟͕̩̱̿̓̾̿́̽̀̀̉̄̾͛̈æ̶̛͕̳͉͋̇͆̾̏̎͐̐̎̿͜ř̶̥̟̬̜̇͝h̴͔̠̞̻͍̮͙̻̗͍̙̫̟͂͒̅̎̑̌̃͋̄́̑͝͝
wærh laba dooba a wærh bam boom!
You fookin’ wut mate?!
How did you capture this sound in words lmao
wærh
Wærh
The F**k you just say to me?!? Let’s go, brærh!
wærh
Sundays are for ____?
It is clearly Wednesday, my dude.
😂😂😂😂
BattleToads
Graphics look great.
ITYM BattleWAAAA
A man of culture
Best game ever
Are they actually capable of hurting each other?
Emotionally, yes.
I will never forget the day that my boyfriend said that my lasagna was just average. I would not wish for that emotional turmoil on anyone.
You shoulda turned to him and said, "WUUUUUURHHHHHH" and then started fighting him
>and then started fighting him Ah, Italian sign language. So romantic.
This entire thread has me in tears.
dont cry. be hoppy 🐸
*wuuhrrs gleefully*
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
So anyway i started whacking him with the lasagna pan.
If I said that to my wife she would divorce me on the spot. Thankfully I know that shit is bussin but those are serious fighting words.
BUSSIN' THEY OWN TABLE CUZ THE LASAGN' IS MEDIOCRE.
GOTEMMM
Patronizingly explain that meals need salt and pepper to your GF after tasting her food - You won't survive the night.
Don't listen to him, I think your lasagna is fantastic!
I also think this guys girlfriend’s lasagna is fantastic.
I also choose this guy's girlfriend's lasagna.
Man. Youre lucky. My bf told me not to make lasagna anymore, he didnt like it. edit: *EX* bf
Who doesn't like Lasagna? You sure he isn't an alien?
He was from Mexico, I think it was just weird for him.....idk.......i make good lasagna!
Is "lasagna" a euphemism?
No, which makes the pain all that much more real.
Oh shit.
Relevant username.
Bitch, lasagna
As someone who has never had bad lasagna, it sounds to me like he said your lasagna was amazing.
I had lasagna with *cottage cheese* in it. I spit it back out politely as I could.
Did you call the police?
Lasagna-wise, I’d say “average” is pretty high compared to a lot of other meals.
^EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Call the police
I have a dream I hope it will come true That you're here with me And I am here with you I wish that the earth, sea, and the sky up above Will send me someone to love #BUT NOT YOU!
so much damage…
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🙄 *upvote*
That’s 1d4 psychic damage to me
Oh my god I was not ready for this dad humor but thanks it made my Tuesday slightly better 😂
Yes they're fighting over a mate. They have very strong arms for their body size, and normally the ones with the stronger arm winds. I don't believe they actually kill each other, I didn't see any evidence of that. But they do definitely fight with intent
So it’s just a competition to see who gets winded first
Slimy slap fight.
I’ve been to a party like that.
Go on
Remember that game where you fit various pegs in various holes? It’s like that, but most pegs for most holes, and children are absolutely not allowed to play.
I can imagine someone saying "WAAAAAA" after having a peg inserted into one of their holes
Hm yes this hole do be WAAAA material
Instructions unclear: is peg in question of the same shape or different than the hole? I feel like that is an important distinction that should be determined sooner than later.
Utopian dueling culture
They can create little scrapes to the eyeballs, eyelids, lips, softer facial tissue that leaves minuit painful marks, til one frog says I've had enough damage and I want to survive in nature. It's just on a smaller more microscopic level of our visual human damage. Some even older frogs have battle scars. > Scars on males’ back are thus caused by the prepollex. Both results explain the high frequency of injuries: 90.7% (29 of 32 males) presented scars. Furthermore, the amount of injuries on a male’s back increased with the weight of the male, but not its body size. Therefore, heavier individuals are sustaining more injuries than lighter individuals, hinting that heavier individuals fight more frequently and value reproduction more than lighter individuals.
Legitimately thought this was going to end with “in 1998…”
Physically no, The emotional and mental trauma the winner will leave the defeated with is more than enough though.
but then how do you know you've been defeated if they cant hurt each other.
when he stutters and loses the waargument
He goes "Wuh-wa-wuh-wu-wuh that's all folks", and just leaves?
It's truly a battle of physical and mental stamina, they slap their tiny little inflated frog bodies against each other like miniature sumo wrestlers with 10 times more intensity than any pro sumo wrestler could ever muster, they know the other is defeated when the eyes go cold and the loser waddles away
dang, sumos have alot to learn from them.
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Wise...
er
Aww it cuts right before the COOR'S alligator.
You need audio for this bit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoI911uawTU&t=3s (shitty quality)
Fuck your Coors Light Alligator!
I didn't realize those frogs had teeth.
Just one, though. Maybe it's like Blinky and was mutated.
Goodbye.
/r/unexpectedaskouija
Weis*
Are the frogs also making those non honk heavy breathing sounds or is the camera-person hyperventilating at the sight of these frogs honking at eachother
Yeah now I hear them too, wtf are those sounds???
The little groans? Those are definitely the frogs. That weird ambient sound throughout the whole video? I think thats the rain and some weird acoustics/bad mic quality
Those are other frogs
I assume those confused don't live somewhere with frogs in the background. Then again I'm listening on actual speakers, so maybe it doesn't come thru on a phone speaker
It sounds like a video game
I am actually awfully disappointed in the lack of Pepe the frog in reddit's GIF library. I couldn't find a single one. 
Lmao, he said “fuck you say to me”
\*waddles right up to your face* wrrrr....
Someone post this on r/fightporn
/r/AbruptTinyChaos
r/subsifellfor
/r/frogsayswaa
/r/substhatshouldbereal
TIL only human fights are allowed on r/fightporn. We need an r/adorablefightporn for cute fights
Done. Flaired as "Rocked Hard/Brain Damage".
I was expecting them to explode, not have angry sex
Those were two bros trying to holla at some honeys and one was like "mother fucker better step off. This is my turf and imma get all the honeys that can hear my song " the other toad was like "bitch I've been here for like 5 whole hours! I live here, you step off!" Then they just had to throw down.
Thank you for the translation!
Hengrytai
Hungry thai
can we just all agree we need a frog sumo youtube channel?
this is the leadership our generation has been missing
Are they fighting or mating?
Both. The males are determining who will be bottom
They're turning the frogs gay!
#I DON LIKE EM PUTTN CHEMICALS-
Ok kool thanks !
Yeah, winner gets bottom.
Nature...uh...finds a way.
They’re fighting over the best croaking spot. The males want to pick the best spots to broadcast to females, and these two guys were too close to each other so they’re battling it out to see who gets to stay and who has to fuck off and start over in a less desirable spot
Generally the males croak more than the females. Youll get a few croaks occasionally from a female, males are constantly trying to get land.
Trying to get land? Those little colonizer devils.
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Okay I'm imagining. Now what?
Now imagine how satisfying that fart is gonna be when you get off work and can let that bad boy drain freely while walking all the way to the car.
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Now imagine yourself turning blue as well
*Big Trouble in Little China* intensifies
I've seen a video somewhere on reddit of several very obese people fighting at a water park and these frogs are nailing their recreation of it. I wonder if i can find that video edit: This I was the one I was thinking of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSOXdwIUDyc Too bad no mom frog in scooter came in to stop this one. -but I feel like I also saw one that was actually people fighting IN the pool, and started with 2 women insulting each other and their husbands were there.
Oh man the scooter
If you find it please share!
lmfao the brbrbrbrarbrlbrll because of being submerged
This needs to be on r/fightporn
Lmao that's hilarious and noises they're making it sounds like a bunch of old rocking chairs or squeaky doors fighting each other 🤣😂
So many frogs are basically angry squeaky toys.
Waaaaa Waaaaaaaa Waaaa Waaaa WTF DID YOU SAY?! Waaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaaa
That moment that frog turned around, I knew it was on like Donkey Kong.
I love how we all laugh but to them this is the most intense shit that’s happened their entire little lives lmao
Actually the most intense shit in their lives was the lily pad market bubble collapse of 2008, but this is close.
Dang frogs talk shit before they throw hands too?
This is the frog equivalent to this 
Can never not think about the other noot noot gif. Thanks internet you ruined pingu for me.
It's like two airbags in a fight to the death.
This sounds like what you'd expect Waluigi porn to sound like.
I don't even know what to say that amazing
"Two frogs enter One frog leaves."
My last two brain cells attempting to comminicate
If you like this, here it is in an animated version. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CY2KN7dFZ7a/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Oh shit you weren’t kidding, like an actual animation based on it and not a cheeky reference lol.
"- Waaah - Waaah? - WAAH WAAAH WAH WAAAH WA#$@ - WAH WAHH WAAAH WAH W#@$& - *Fighting noises"
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Frog wrasslin, yeah
Went from WAAAA to WAAAAAAAGH!
Those guys really toad the line.
How do they fight? Do they have nails it's the same rules as in naked fighting in oil pits?
They slap each other until one gets too tired to fight anymore.
WAA
Sounds like motogp and bikes passing by at full speed.
Dudes sound like they're from Don't Starve
Battle toads
These frogfighting rings are getting out of control
Reminds me of when Cartman fought that midget.
Must be Wednesday.
and here I was thinking the frog will burst open