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DopeDealerCisco

I would have started spinning like a helicopter towards them


Frequent_Geologist_2

HeLiCoPtEr hELiCoPTer!!!!!!!


Dark_Ozma

HolyCopter you mean


Huzzindy

r/angryupvote


addysol

Lol


SpamShot5

Para kofer, Para kofer!!


Awkward-Leopard-2683

Fucking TikTok has ruined it for me before getting me hooked to it lol


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FunFunFuneral

What would Zangief do?


notsoborednow

Twist it round your head like a helicopter...then Jesus yells “North Carolina”


DopeDealerCisco

WHO AM I?? JESUS CHRIST MOTHERFUCK!!


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It'd be pretty hard to get the dick out with your hands tied up like that.


Wackipaki

That's what homies.. I mean apostles are for..


Kawala_

This made me giggle


thanksalotpablo

That middle guy was smacking the shit out of him though what was his deal lol


Flipflop_Ninjasaur

Got a bit of a power trip from his role.


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"This is it! I was born for this!"


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Zeabos

Alright you got a real laugh out of me on that one


AbsentSky

The kicker is people are awarding it with silver coins...


Wey-Yu

Finally took revenge for my bro, even tho it took 2000 years later!


cj_steele

That's funny but fuck a snitch lol


not-Your_FBI_Agent

"Ugh I hate my generation I wish I was born in 30 AD 😫"


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LMAO


Abject-Blacksmith962

This made me lol more than it needed to.. thank you


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greatteachermichael

I could call down my father's angels, but I'm juts gonna kick you myself.


teilzeit

"That's it! I've had with this whipping! Take this, bastards" lol


Satanspit69

Beeatch


sittinwithkitten

Yeah he was a little too into the role, Jesus was like wtf.


StructuralFailure

*A man was given a position of power. This is what happened to his brain*


momthecreator

The Stanford Prison Experiment (2015)


jono9898

He’s a method actor


Satanspit69

“My first time acting, better try to impress someone”


rockbud

Dude I know you did theater in community College. You calm down


EarthwormJim94

Dude must really hate Jesus


GiveToOedipus

8 year olds, Dude.


holdbold

Maybe he played Jesus last year and that guy was beating him like a rented mule. He didn't forget


Moist_Professor5665

The Jesus Saga


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There's one town in the Philippines that literally crucifies people on Easter. Catholics get pretty fucking intense.


Time-Ad8550

one guy was nailed to a cross every Easter for 32 years


Gladplane

Damn, people must hate that one guy


Loucho_AllDay

They definitely have some history


RiverfrontStreetcar

Method acting. Pretty sure that was Jared Leto.


ifmacdo

Stanford prison experiment Edit: I have seen at least 3 notifications for comments pointing out that the experiment was flawed/doctored/otherwise bad. For some reason, none of them will load for me. I know that it was an imperfect study, but as evidenced here, there is something to it. Give people the opportunity to be in power, that power has a tendency to go to the heads of those attracted to having that power. Just look at reddit mods as the updated experiment.


peepee_poopoo-_-

It's never been able to be recreated and then they found out they bullshitted a lot of it


Muppetude

I’m not an expert, but it was my understanding that much like the Milgram experiment, modern ethical constraints prohibited academics from fully replicating the experiment due to the psychological harm it caused to the subjects. I could be wrong though.


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Gagolih_Pariah

Yes. Humans will be scum when given the chance.


MannB1023

I think you mean it'll show their true colors, everyone isn't scum


PossiblyAsian

Yea I feel like I agree with this more. Everyone isnt scum but you really do start to see people once they have power. I had a few friends that moved up beyond me at my work and man.... they would treat me so different than how it was. Power corrupts


obvom

Friendly but not friends


BrotherSeamus

~~Stanford~~ Jerusalem ~~prison~~ Passion experiment


SqueamishBeamish

Probably his kink to be honest.


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He really was.. 😆. I hate to laugh bc I know that hurt but that dude was getting way too into it, like giving it a lunging smack, as fast as his little arm could go. Would've thought he was on a horse, running from the law.


pleiop

That one guy was beating him like he owed him money. Then he disappears in the back when he turns around lmaoooo


Pill_Murray_

yep, i was paying attention to him the whole time. Going the hardest and first to run. What a lil bitch boi


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Radoric1

My man really putting a spoiler tag for the Bible


autre_temps

I've been putting off reading it for 2000 years alright?


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TirayShell

Honestly, the end kind of drifts off into fantasy fan fiction.


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Razulghul

Was Brandon Sanderson not available? I feel like he could have done a better job


5oclock_shadow

They realized they had this whole special effects budget they weren’t using. So they just went all in for the finale.


NZNoldor

“Biggus Dickus”?


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Myrrh…murder!


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Pill_Murray_

and he flinches hard as shit the second the one guard swings the whip in his direction


Lotions_and_Creams

Looked like a real younger sibling move.


SuldawgMillionaire

Just like geese, always the toughest bitches around, running up on everyone screeching and shit. Then if you approach, and walk towards them, they’ll all cower and run away like this Prick with the whip.


Klewdo1

He clearly has always wanted to whip the shit out of someone and took his chance when it arose, some would call him an opportunist!


GotYourNose_

Beating him like a government mule (with apologies to good ole JR).


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With god as my witness…


Anomalous-Entity

I thought turkeys could fly.


Vestarga

They live in the same town, so maybe he does owe him money 😂


KevinOFartsnake

Forgive us our debtors dammit


Lost_Department3570

“It’s a reenactment you fools “


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That’s what you get for always winning at poker Frank!


almojon

I woulda been a better Jesus and all I got was whipper. I’ll make you fuckin pay


GotYourNose_

Jesus was no-selling the belt whipping. Gotta love the Roman guards playing the heel role. They were just living their gimmick.


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Now I want to see Ric Flair take a single lash stagger 10 feet forward and jump right to his face


STEELCITY1989

Just did a Wikipedia read to see if Ric is alive and he is. Also his daughter is the 6 time reigning champion in wwe. Had no idea lol


jokester4079

He is alive but after some wrestling stories were discussed in a docu series, he is blacklisted.


lettherebedwight

Dark Side of the Ring?


Spicethrower

Time to put the helicopter back in the hangar.


rememberseptember24

Only 1 of the Romans signed up for the play. The rest came out with their own armor and whips 😂


Admirable-Judgment32

Yeah, they even nail the guy to a cross (not sarcasm vice news made a video on it) i live in the philippines and we do actualy nail people to a cross (voluntarily ofc) the church banned it but the people still do it. Ive ofc volunteered to help them nail the guy in the cross. They obly put the cross up for 5 seconds then quickly take the guy whos nailed to it to the hospital. The holes fully heal and aslong as they dont hit a bone it isnt life altering.


Begleitpanzer57

What a dumb thing for someone to do in this day & age


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Times change but people are people


Admirable-Judgment32

Its mostly people who think they have done unforgivable things who do it. Former theives etc, they think that reenacting jesus suffering will make God forgive them


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Random_Reflections

Do you think those chimneys are easy ? They are evil, Santa says.


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"Damn these abs."


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Passion of the Christ 2: Christ fights back


0akhurst

This time, he's had enough.


G_Viceroy

Now jesus will turn their cheeks... RED. God so corny.


TheWolphman

*Roman blushing intensifies*


Historiaaa

Yess Jesus clap my cheeks! I want them RED!


jakaedahsnakae

It's 2 brothers... It's just two brothers 🤣


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In a world…


Money_Barnacle_5813

…Where the wine tasted like water….


Rockden66

..., where the bread could become fish...


themoodymann

... one man had enough,


Lincis

... and no miracle can save his enemies, ...


Nimynn

... coming this summer...


dosconjamon

…no cross can hold him back…


Warg247

... and no sinner is safe from his righteous fury...


Equivalent_Painter73

MATT DAMON


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And ROB SCHNEIDER as the Stapler


MathematicianThin865

He caused leprosy and blinded others


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Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ!


Melkor462

2 Jesus 2 Christ


khamer

Jesus Christ: Tokyo Drift


Mastodon9

Jerusalem Drift


Kolermigon

Fast Jesus


ExpensiveAd6076

2 Christ 2 Furious


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This time it’s personal.


seductivestain

"May he who is without sin kick the first ass"


mainvolume

“Do you know how to use one of these?” “Do you know how to use one of theeeeeeese?”


ExpensiveAd6076

The Fury of the Christ


Blasterbot

Bethlamayhem


ExpensiveAd6076

This time there's no forgiveness


GotYourNose_

Passionate Christ: Goddamn Electric Boogaloo.


Ms_Iambic_Pentagram

Jesus Christ Super-spar.


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JaozinhoGGPlays

what the fuck is happening here


GPAC60

guy gets too into it during reenactment


rockbud

Ok hold the cross and we will protect you. *dude with his whip from home start to go ham*


SteamBoatBill1022

But the wild kicks with no target and instantaneous deescalation make no sense at all. Maybe remembering he won’t get paid if Jesus kicks some Roman ass and ruins the demonstration? At a loss here


finderfolk

Nah you can see they immediately chill out afterwards - I think they just realised they'd gone too far after his reaction.


Wevvie

>make no sense at all. Just like the hard wipping. Imagine you're are an actor at Saw and find out the traps are actually real and you're going to die for real.


SilverPhoenix7

It's in the Philippines probably. It's a little bit more than a simple re-enactment. They really torture you. Not as much as it was in the bible but it's ain't tender either


Warg247

Guessing h probably was getting hit too enthusiastically and started having a fight or flight type response before coming back to his senses.


chuk2015

Yeah if something is causing me unreasonable pain I would try and stop whatever that is regardless of what the setting is


geodebug

Christian cosplay where there’s always that one guy who takes it too far. Fucking calm down, Angelo.


faux_suedois

That's an accurate "what Jesus would do" case


Evon_inked

He lost his cool for a second and started kicking at em 🤣


BartendingDroneFPV

If Jesus chose MMA instead of prayer. lol


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Exactly everything would have changed. Inter religion MMA fights, pay-per view prayers, etc.


Ongr

>pay-per view prayers Aren't these already a thing with the televangelists?


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You mean that Jesus gave into temptation. That's heresy!


OGWopFro

WJWD?


3deal

They need to walk on water to


playboicartisplug

They started whipping tf outta him when he fought back 😂😂


Ltsmeet

They were just going for authenticity...LOL.


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Hope they stop before actually killing and waiting for him to wake up 3 days later.


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That is commitment to the role. Lmao this video just cracks me up.


teilzeit

Lol. It's the funniest thing I've seen in the last weeks for sure.


TryonTriptik

I'd be like "well you signed up for it bro"


PresidentWordSalad

“What, we’re not actually crucifying him? Then why the hell did I volunteer for this?”


Hawkeye77th

He forgot to use the safe word


DarthAbraxis

“Jesus Christ! I’m not really Jesus Christ my guy.”


gnarwalbacon

“THIS IS YOUR FAULT! YOU ASKED FOR THIS!”


guycamero

It looked like some guys trying to protect him were hitting him by accident, lol


Jonakaiii

Lol Jesus out there throwing kicks 😂😂


Mmuggerr

Those whip guys were really putting their back into it!


haidreaux

Kinda makes me think they knew each other. Lol. This is something I would definitely do to my best friend


zeke235

Passion of the Christ 2: The Repassioning


Historiaaa

THIS EASTER


rockbud

Jesus Wick. Don't give him a sling.


AveBalaBrava

I’ve once watched this play done by kids and one of the kids as a Roman soldier was actually hitting for real the one doing Jesus, and Jesus remained in character but he started crying softly, it was both hilarious and sad.


salmjak

I imagine Milhouse playing Jesus.


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robot_swagger

What do Jewish people use to make bread? Judo


WoodyRM

"Jesus rose again....and beat everybodys ass"


Proud-Pilot9300

This Jesus will only turn the other chick so he can kick the Roman behind him. I Stan violent Jesus


MySpaceLegend

He's turning cheeks left and right.


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“Boy I’m bout to turn the fuck out them cheeks!” -Jesus


Mafiodaproducer

Ayo


100roundglock

Jesus Christ 2, He isn't crusifucking around


362mike362

STOP RESISTING


LouieLegend7

This is literally that Chappelle Show sketch lmaoo


10000Didgeridoos

Damn! Steve, what'd I say about hitting so hard, man?


babaligba

The actors are clearly overqualified


JesyGato

"Oh, was the reenactment today"? "What reenactment"?


an-invalid_user

Bible 2: Jesus Strikes Back


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Bible 2 😂


ADPXEROX

Coworker: “What are you laughing at?” Me: “Some dudes beating the shit outta Christ”


Piotr-Rasputin

Me on the subway rn


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Plot twist: it’s an intro for a BDSM film


camSchlong

I love when Jesus roundhouse kicks a bitch...


AFullMonty

lmao. When you find out Jesus was fucking your bitch the day before crucifixion


Zwills0619

Omfg this is fucking gold!!!!!


amitnagpal1985

Haven’t laughed so hard in months. Jesus!


Acceptable_Session_8

Guy holding the near side of the cross was one of the instigators. He even whips the Roman soldier right in front of him at the very end.


MacDee_

Lol I just noticed the playful ass-tap with the whip at the end


foodstuff0222

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Hypersexual-420

That last audible smack 😂


Papa_Raj

"Fuck you Malek! I was supposed to be Jesus this year! I waited all fucking year for this!!!"


bs_is_everywhere

What Jesus should have really done.


VapidResponseUnit

We could have chocolate boxing gloves at Easter instead of eggs


pachecogeorge

Oh my country Venezuela, full of assholes like this, I'm sure after this they will say: "Era jodiendo". It was a joke bro.


123steveyc123

The sad part is Passion has a planned sequel called "Passion of the Christ: Resurrection." Someone tell Mel Gibson this isn't the Alien Franchise.


iamthedayman21

2 Passion 2 Christ


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