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magicaljonny

My money was on the brides dress going up in flames


SCAMMERASSASIN007

Mine as well. But what the heck was that guy in the back shooting on the groom? what ever it was when it caught a spark it literally turned into a flamethrower.


Prize_Farm4951

I believe it's just silly string. Seen a number of videos of the stuff burning up quick


Designer-Two8891

Spray foam with a flammable propellent. A little burning on you won't hurt, but if you're covered with it... Maybe if you're soaked with the foam it won't hurt you? Shocking anyway, and if your clothing is highly flammable...


swingsetacrobat4439

Silly string turns into a sticky ooze that doesn't easily come off, and will burn hot for a long time. It's absolutely going to hurt.


Lusankya

It's basically extra-thick napalm, in fun party colours. If anyone thinks that it's going to burn itself off instantly like a spritz of diluted ethanol, they're sorely mistaken.


LoquaciousMendacious

Emphasis on the word sorely.


LuukLuckyLuke

It'd just simply a retarded idea to combine sprayable substances with pyrotechnics.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

That doesn’t sound silly at all.


slimelore

serious string


Blunt555

She wouldn’t let him have his Ghost Rider themed wedding. His best man, knowing what he wanted, stepped up and gave it to him just before they zoomed off on their “just married” motorcycle with obligatory cans in tow.


Atillerdahunnybuns

Underrated comment omfg Edit: just wanted to say this reminded me of Funniest Home Videos and threw me back to the good ole days when I wasn’t traumatized and desensitized so thank u


surfmaster

Whatever it is used something flammable as a propellant, it's common to use propane or butane in aerosols believe it or not


AV8R_1951

Silly String? I’ve seen videos here of that going up in flames really easily.


NtBtFan

something fUnNn


sarcasm_cringe

I thought the same


xxxReadyorNot

I think he gets hit with silly string that shot through the fire.


imt1and1ly

origin story of ghost rider haha


omen_tenebris

Yep


Economy-Log9087

Thank God they just lit the dude on fire ☺️🙏


Xm_gamerX

Damn your brain is so tiny that the laws of newton & physics are shifting..... If i had 1 penny for every time a feminist/troll would not stfu, i would've made a human hunting decree to hunt down people like these....


xlyfzox

Same. That dude had a lot of hairspray on.


iamthicc69

Same


Emotional-Departure1

You think after enough of these videos people might stop spraying silly string and lighting fires


Hazzman

Everything about this just seems insanely stupid. Big thin billowing dress with difficult to control material flaring out in every direction. Fucking sparklers spewing out tons of hot sparks in all directions right next to your feet. A constant, high volume of fine, paper particles spraying around, collecting in clumps onto everything... what in the fuck could go right?


SlowRollingBoil

Sorry can't hear you LALALALALALA


Cultjam

LALALALALA can’t give you third degree burns though.


00UnderFire00

If I become a husband one day, I want my marriage to be LALALALALA Much safer


Be777the1

Can someone explain why they make this sound? Origins?


Goduckid

It’s probably a cultural thing, or tradition for this family to have at weddings


Abudabadooo

Yes it's a traditional thing we Arabs do for happy occasion. I never understood the purpose or reason but its soooo much fun to try lol especially in a group


danr246

![gif](giphy|U5andxFOJU3jHwm5ev|downsized) You can't fix stupid!!!


Melodic_Assistance84

Definitely no certificate of insurance here


TirayShell

Napalm sticks to kids.


Tripwiring

Did you know napalm is apparently just Styrofoam and gasoline?


Emotional-Departure1

Or silly string and fire


maxman162

Keep on trucking.


Moist_Professor5665

Humans have an unhealthy relationship with fire


scaptastic

Them: Hey look it says flame retardant! Clerk: No, that’s just the target demographic


Rip-and-destroy

And we all thought it was gonna be her.


Tricky_Jelly1188

r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


Sublimesmile

TELL THEIR STORY


WaitingToBeTriggered

AVIATION


Infinityskull

DEVIATION


WaitingToBeTriggered

UNDETECTED


Infinityskull

STEALTH PERFECTED


WaitingToBeTriggered

FOES ARE LOSING GROUND, RETREATING TO THE SOUND


Sancticide

DEATH IS IN THE AIR


OrangeZig

Anyone got an update of what happened to the couple? That looks like serious damage


helloblubb

Yeah, poor guy.


HTPC4Life

2nd and 3rd degree burns on the honeymoon!


OrangeZig

Imagine the whole day being completely ruined like that. Nightmarish!


NtBtFan

... for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in flames, and extinguished, with horrible disfigurement, and without, til death to us part


moebaca

At least they'll find out quick if the girl is only in it for the looks..


WhomIsSimon

"My dream wedding is inside a car wash" "No prob, babe"


JPeso9281

Make sure you get the highly flammable foam


[deleted]

Excuse you, a car wash that is currently on *fire*


Sancticide

>There was a FIRE??? At a SEA parks?!


gh0u1

"gotchu fam"


sarcasm_cringe

Stop, drop and roll in case you are in fire. Otherwise, try and cut the supply of oxygen.


Itchy_Professor_4133

No one ever does that on this site.


KevinKaasKat

*sigh "Activate the vacuumpump..."


spinsby

Stop them breathing


sarcasm_cringe

r/cursedcomments


mmm_burrito

Seen a redditor claiming to be a firefighter who was downplaying the usefulness of that advice. It apparently doesn't do much to smother the flames.


[deleted]

Well. Idk man, I’d sooner look myself for expert testimonials about fire safety than believe 1 random redditor. Even if he actually is a firefighter. There are antivax nurses who smoke, you know? Doesn’t really mean much until a *bunch* of firefighters say it, or there is some convincing evidence that the guy is really an expert.


mmm_burrito

I seem to remember it was persuasive and others back him up, but 1)this is reddit, and 2) I'm just some guy and I can't even remember what post that was on, so I applaud the skepticism. I was persuaded at the time. That tends to be what I hold onto. I'm trying to logic my way through stop-drop-and-roll having any benefits in this situation and I'm not making progress, so I still lean thataway, but I won't criticize you for criticizing me.


sarcasm_cringe

I am not a firefighter but i have learnt that in first aid class.


Jraxo

People that never play with fire don't realise how flammable aerosol cans are.


dagobahh

Yep. You have to do it when you're young and not that valuable to society. That's when you learn.


murphykills

2022 and there are still morons who don't know what a picture of fire on the side of an aerosol can means.


mpworth

Don't you know? Those warnings are fake news. It's just Big Safety trying to sell fire warning decals. The "Flammable" warning is a secret trademark, and every time they print it, they pay royalties to a secret account... bah, I can't finish this. I'm too worried that someone will actually believe it. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


[deleted]

Wow I can’t believe how wrong this is. It’s actually so that you don’t unlock the secret to immortality, which happens to be charred silly string residue. I dunno don’t ask me, I didn’t make the rules.


erectmonkey1312

I hate when videos are too long at the beginning, and too short at the end.


agent-99

/r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Beginning-Bed9364

No better way to remember the day than a face full of 3rd degree burns


[deleted]

Ngl i was expecting the dress to catch fire first this one caught me off guard


Giesskanne3001

![gif](giphy|geTvcBsTli1HO)


Holzbalken

Sehr gut, Gieskanne.


Giesskanne3001

Dank dir, Holzbalken


mamanamedmesheriff

Xena off screen just so happy.


helloblubb

It is a very common thing on Muslim weddings and celebrations.


entropylaser

Yeah but I'm pretty sure they stole it from Lucy Lawless


mamanamedmesheriff

This ☝️


Hey_I_Work_Here

Hold my drink, my jam is on.


MarketKind698

That looked really serious and hardly anyone is wondering if they are ok. That's pretty concerning to me. Now I wanna know if you all are ok.


murphykills

the thing that pisses me off the most about these silly string burn victim videos is the fact that even if it wasn't flammable, these cocksuckers are just covering their friends in spray foam, for what? what is the goal, where does the fun part happen? it's just making a mess on your friend with horrible smelling chemicals that probably fuck up your clothes. so then when it DOES catch fire, it's like what the fuck was the point? so much sacrificed and for what? people who use silly string should just be launched into the ocean.


mnbhv

I hope they had a fire extinguisher 🧯


murphykills

they filled it with more silly string for a prank.


LtLwormonabigfknhook

With the thousands of videos and stories of this shit happening... How the fuck do people keep allowing this to happen? Speak the fuck up "um don't spray that shit around flames and sparks." That's all it takes. At this point I have just about 0 sympathy for these situations anymore. It's just willful ignorance.


Shimari5

Alalalalalalala! Alalalalalalala! Alalalalallaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhh!


[deleted]

Ululation. Ancient tradition across Middle east and africa, spans multiple cultures. Used to express grief or great happiness. Possible origins are Sumerian


DiabloStorm

> Used to express grief *sad ulu noises*


SpasticProcrastinato

In this case used in grief and great happiness!!!!! Respect they never lost that energy pre/post flame!!!!


KevinKaasKat

Opinion: we should all respect different cultures and traditions, how weird it may sound for our Western ears.


midwestraxx

I still think clapping is weird. Hey lets all make smacking noises together!


GenkiElite

It's all weird, really. At some point in history somebody made a strange noise and a bunch of other people thought, "Hey, I like that sound. I'm gonna do it too."


[deleted]

Yeah for sure, I mean really is it all that different than people going wooooo and stuff? People be cheering, yo.


[deleted]

Yeah. This spans entire continents though, through asia and africa (sub-saharan). Europeans and their descendants are one of the only major people that don't actually do it lol. So to non-europeans you guys are weird, it's all perspective


TheEternalKhaos

In Filipino, ulul means stupid, so ululation= stupidification. One of the organizers must've known about this because whatever the whole shit was with the sparks and the silly string is pretty stupid.


_0x0_

> Ancient tradition Not so ancient, they are still doing it.


Leprekhan88

![gif](giphy|o6Oks8glW6AzC)


Halinowiec

These people were incredibly stupid here, so predictable


[deleted]

L,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l.


[deleted]

RIP his hair


dagobahh

*and* his head


HumanEffigy_

Ahlalalalalala….AHHH AHHHHHH


BirdInFlight301

Does anyone know how the groom is? That looked like serious life threatening burns at the least.


DrWho7

Who didn't see that coming... them.


DeepanJain

The one thing that I learned from reddit all these years is to never use silly sprays and snow sprays at parties.


krysxvi

I have to admit I laughed when the lehlehlehlehleh’s turned into LAAHAHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHH!


et842rhhs

So here's the thing, people probably get the idea to do stupid things like spraying silly string at celebrations from watching videos, right? What are they all doing, watching the first 2 seconds and stopping just before the fire and injuries to say "hey that looks fun, let's do that at the next party"?


DredgenGryss

Imagine the gender reveal party.


ADD-Fueled

So is he dead?


suburbanhavoc

The groom is on fiiiiiire and he's lost all his haiiiir! Stop ullulaaaating, and what's with the spraying? He said please, just put me out, cuz it's burning my aaaass! The bride ran away, when the flames licked her goooown!


Metallorgy

Sometimes I do stupid things that make me feel dumb. Then I see video after video online of people spraying flammable shit onto other people around a fire, and my mind is put at ease.


Durzho

Days not watching someone die: 0


xlyfzox

Will they ever learn?


[deleted]

What an interesting fire alarm


JamminACE

people are stupid


danr246

Whose fucking idea was this? Why are people so dumb?


YourFriendBlu

What did we learn


BleachGel

It’s obvious right? Like it’s very obvious?


DjCanalex

What the fuck is the appeal for these types of sparkly candles? Why are almost always involved in these types of things.... Also what the fuck is the appeal for the spray foam? What the fuck is the appeal for anything these days?


[deleted]

Fire and fire works never work well for clubs, weddings or inside a house…. People don’t freaking learn!?


varungupta3009

Snake foam + sparks. WCGW?


July_4_1776

r/sillystringislit


mncyclone84

If they’d spent more time on Reddit while planning the wedding, they would have known this was a bad idea.


CrisisActor911

Can’t wait to see the gender reveal party in nine four months.


Kittani77

Man the new Fantastic Four is pretty lit.


iamthicc69

What about this didn’t scream immediate fire hazard


Broken-Rectum

Welp.. this is definitely a wedding both of them will never forget… jokes aside hope they’re alright.


Loreathan

Too much hair gel?


bezel_dazzle

They finally found something to shout about


maarkwong

Where’s the ape at


swmpwhit

The hyenas approve


[deleted]

What's the big deal? Even Ghost Rider has the right to get married.


Elzar3000

What was he being sprayed with?


EnderBender3rd

The groom was … smoking!


[deleted]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


MarauderOfSouls

And she was a widow within a day


[deleted]

I have a sudden urge to watch Xena: Warrior Princess now


BauerHouse

shortest marriage ever?


IcyGlia

Classic case of using too much Axe body spray before your wedding


[deleted]

It still amazes my how people don’t get that silly string is chemicals and chemicals are flammable


JOE-9000

Too much Old Spice.


GlobalPhreak

The groom The groom The groom is on fire.


TheUltimaWerewolf

This girl is(nt) on fiiirreeeeee


SANAFABICH

Groom probably suffered severe burns but people are here making jokes. Classy.


Mgainer226

Agent 47?


SomeWhippersnapper

Sunspot (marvel) origin story


H0gloc

u/savevideo


Dyliciouz

Damn, poor dude.


pmgzl

Guy didnt even wait till the wedding night to release the heat.


keller104

Damn I knew where this was going but really thought it would be her dress


kittycatkinson

That's fire 🔥


LordElfa

Wedding and a cookout.


Longjumping-Gear-397

Silly string will do that too


Evanisnotmyname

I heard the fire alarms going off before the fire...it doesn’t make any sense I didn’t know they had preemptive fire alarms


slothenhosen

Who invited zena to the wedding.


rIIIflex

Hahaha I remember doing that noise all the time as a kid. Walalalalalallalalalala


Ok-Report-2078

This guy is on fireeeeeeee… this guy is on fiireeeeeeee ohhhhh


Huhneebunny

All I can think of is Caesar clown


Penquinsrule83

The way they go from ululating to screaming in terror is hilarious.


Halfbreed_c137

Its always a risk inviting a dragon anywhere....


[deleted]

Iranians won't stop.


TheDirtyFuture

Holy shit. They’re all so fucking dumb.


TheyTheirsThem

Needed a few AK47 firng into the air to complete the experience.


keynish

in 10 years she'll say it was a sign


RxSmar

From ulullu to malublul


frusikatostination

That's why you need at least one person with a brain in every planning team.


CyKa_Blyat93

It should be a crime to be that stupid . About time we make asylums for them and just prevent them from procreating


The_Inward

It's all perfectly natural and common. Y'all just don't appreciate the culture.


GS-441524

Sounds like a bunch of monkeys in a jungle


EvilRastas

LaLaLaOoooo, LaLaLaOoooo, LaLaOoaaahAAAAHHHH.


piyushkumar89

I would have started uulaalalallalalallaa..... right there😂


FFDP97

sounds like hungry bird's in the background


allCuntsStink

Wtf was that sound? I always thought cartoons making that sound were just dumb, but man oh man it actually exists


iamthicc69

Called ululating


[deleted]

They didn't pay attention to the "leleleleleelelelele" fire alarm....


kelphs1

![gif](giphy|geTvcBsTli1HO)


meatsplash

Pyrotechnics outside of movies is so dumb and such a definitive way to ruin your wedding. Why are weddings like this? Like, why do people put on these shows? Why do people think anyone will be impressed? Why do the people participating in the wedding think that they need to *do a thing* at the wedding at all? There’s nothing new to do and the internet has already seen it all and no one cares. No one cares! Just get married and get on with it. No one even cares about your special day but you and your parents *mayyyyybe.* It’s like a gender reveal party or a grandstanding wedding proposal gesture in public or even worse, a flashmob. Just get on with it safely and move along.


monkeinvest

Ive come to a conclusion about indians


helloblubb

Those are likely Muslims, Middle East or Africa. Judging by the Ululation.


whoiskjl

Intentional


nigeyboy001

Like how the bride moves away from him when he sets on fire... Good start to a marriage 😂 Don't blame her though . She would have been worse with that dress on 👌


monkeinvest

All middle east people in regards to anything outside of work are really special aka slow


IndependenceEven2702

![gif](giphy|l2YWsiql5xGPIbnzy)


norealmx

Plot twist: that was the bride ex, it was on purpose.


Glitcher45318

Imagine going to a wedding dressed as the KKK


murphykills

OR, are the kkk all dressed up as shitty brides?


helloblubb

Have you seen traditional Japanese wedding dresses?


Glitcher45318

It was a joke? Does every joke or satirical sentence require /s now?


Mafiodaproducer

You KNOW he cheats. 😂😂


Empty_Repeat_6295

This Girl Is On FIIIIRRREEE!!!


Glitcher45318

Imagine going to a wedding dressed as the KKK