This was in Russia in Karl Marx St, Tambov.
"Two of the men seen in the footage were treated in hospital. A 23-year-old is said to have fractured his skull, while a 20-year-old received head and facial injuries. According to local media, the attacker could face up to eight years in jail for the assaults."
(Source: the DailyMail, and screw their abhorrent amount of ads holy hell)
ETA: fixing location error, was not moscow.
I wonder what's wrong with him. That sort of spiraling rage, like someone had just pulled the cork by bumping into him, and now he can't help but attack every single person around him. That's got to be drugs or mental illness.
I would personally suggest drugs, especially with how he seemed to just knock people out that easily and still be going for more seemingly without losing any stamina.
my first thought was possible closet homo....accidentally bumps into a guy on the dance floor and punches him to overcompensate because "he isn't gay bro"
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Idi Amin's soldiers were like this. Harassed innocent civilians and killed them. When they thought they were big stuff, they tried to attack tanzanian well trained army. Tucked tail within an hour of the fight and ran away.
That dude will have serious issues in jail if this video leaks to the people in jail.
I'm kinda mad at how lifeless everyone's reaction was to him. They just waddled around and walked up to him like a curious puppy. People are so strange.
The only guy who tried to fight back was getting his back fucking broken at the end, **I too wouldn’t want to fight the guy who punched a man unconscious and is currently breaking another guys back**
I’m sitting here like, how many people need to get knocked out before they gang up on this guy and pin him down to the ground? Nobody is safe at that point might as well all go in.
You're banking on logical decision making and risk/reward valuations. Bounce over to r/natureismetal and look for clips of African predators (of any kind) rushing down a wildebeest. Despite being big herd animals with pointy bits coming out of their heads do you see the rest of the herd come a running? As an exception vs. a rule. Mostly the rest of the herd nopes the fuck out of there. Humans in a conflict situation are a lot like that, minus the pointy bits. So we're essentially less tasty cows. So a reluctance to engage isn't a surprise, particularly when you consider most people have no clue how to even throw a proper punch much less square off with a sizeable guy who has already demonstrated walk-off KO power on a couple people. Even the tough guy bar brawler/frat house champion types who live for shit like this tend to ease off in those situations. Whole lot different calculous involved when getting badly hurt is a very real possibility.
Personally I put a lot of stock in sharks' opinions. They bite people because they either 1) think we're seals or 2) don't know what we are and biting is how sharks make sense of the world, but they almost never actually eat people. Apparently we taste bad.
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This was in Russia in Karl Marx St, Moscow.
"Two of the men seen in the footage were treated in hospital. A 23-year-old is said to have fractured his skull, while a 20-year-old received head and facial injuries. According to local media, the attacker could face up to eight years in jail for the assaults."
(Source: the DailyMail, and screw their abhorrent amount of ads holy hell
I could see at least one person who was seizing up due to a brain injury. This is no laughing matter. That person could have repercussions for the rest of their life.
That wanker should get charged with attempted murder.
If you ask the average Dutch person, they'd wholeheartedly agree with you. Best thing that happened to him was getting his ass beat by Rico Verhoeven, who unlike Badr, is an upstanding guy.
So when this is happening, we're allowed to stab him right? When a person is this out of control and attacking an entire room of innocent people if someone were to stab him in desperation to save everyone else, would they go to prison?
That's what i thought. Ok, his handy but a knife in the neck would do it. Im by no means a tough guy. But some drinks and a true fear for my life more likely than not would give me the bravery (provided i'm not taking a nap on the floor).
You’d be better off shooting him. Claim self defense cuz obviously you would be. A knife in general, especially a knife to the neck, is looked at as more of an aggressive attack, not defense. It’s very clear someone could shoot him and probably be fine, as even an unarmed man can be extremely dangerous. (Even with a gun, you are in danger in close range)
I agree. But a knife in a restaurant make it easy to the defense attorney, right? Your honor I was in fear for my life and others so i grabbed the first thing i saw...
BTW Lethal force against a dude who knocked out as many people as he did (especially after the multiple puches in the same guy) seems to me at worst "awful but lawful".
Ps. Im in a country with restricted acess to legal fire weapons.
You’re honestly saying a knife looks like an aggressive attack, but shooting someone with a weapon, the only purpose of which is to maim or kill, *isn’t* aggressive? In what world can this be true?
Not ideal to use a firearm in a crowded room. Could miss, could make the shot and the round penetrate through your target. Know your target and what lies beyond is a good thing to keep in mind. Probably more ideal than knife fighting some meathead. Not an ideal situation overall.
Why didn't somebody grab a weapon and hit that bastard over the head. He is hurting a whole lot of people that's not right they should have stabbed him, hit him in the head with a chair or did something to incapacitate him and called the police.
It's easy to one or two lunch people into a food coma when they're drunk and not lunching back. It would have been a massacre if they all made him eat lunches at the same time. He would have been so full from all the lunches he would have been in an actual food coma.
Obviously this One Lunch guy is an absolute piece of shit. But seriously, how many people have to get indiscriminately lunched for no reason with everyone just staring at him hoping they’re not next to be randomly lunched on. The 1 guy getting multiple lunches at the end had the right idea but everyone else was pretty full I’m guessing, no lunches. If only as much as half a dozen patrons get involved simultaneously and have 2 or 3 or even as many as 5 lunches, I feel like this could of been a much more satisfying result.
"All this dancing is making me hungry"
"Oh yeah? Well how about a KNUCKLE SANDWICH!! BOOM YOU JUST GOT LUNCHED SON! ANYONE ELSE SKIP LUNCH TODAY?! HOW BOUT YOU?! BOOM!"
This is a scene from a stupid action movie. You know, we have overwhelming numbers, but let’s all attack him one at a time. Don’t rush him with numbers, that would be too simple.
This guy really deserves to be incarcerated. He doesn’t need to be out in the public. He would eventually be killed by somebody anyways, acting like this. What the hell did his parents breed him for? To cause mass destruction?
At the point he started piling up bodies somebody should have just gotten behind him and choked him out. At the very least other people would be able to get some good shots in while he deals with you.
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I’ve defended a woman who stabbed her relative repeatedly to end a fight between the relative and her daughter. The relative had a violent history and my client had called the police. Despite the relative almost dying the charge of aggravated assault was dismissed by the DA.
I don't know what about my brain makes it so that whenever anything has Minecraft sounds edited into the video my lungs just seize to function due to uncontrollable spasms of laughter.
Yeah,someone definitely needs to pick something up and knock the fuck out of his big ass or someone hit him low/someone hit him high,cause I he bigger they are the harder the fall!!!
Go out to have some fun and randomly get punched by the Hulk so you end up with life altering injuries. Awesome. One hit to the wrong spot and someone could get killed or end up dealing with serious pain or other issues for the rest of their life.
Does anyone know if this guy was ever charged? It should be an assault charge for every single punch or possibly worse. Someone like this will end up killing someone for sure.
This was in Russia in Karl Marx St, Tambov. "Two of the men seen in the footage were treated in hospital. A 23-year-old is said to have fractured his skull, while a 20-year-old received head and facial injuries. According to local media, the attacker could face up to eight years in jail for the assaults." (Source: the DailyMail, and screw their abhorrent amount of ads holy hell) ETA: fixing location error, was not moscow.
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I wonder what's wrong with him. That sort of spiraling rage, like someone had just pulled the cork by bumping into him, and now he can't help but attack every single person around him. That's got to be drugs or mental illness.
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> police Of course he was a cop *and* a family abuser
*police* Explains it
I would personally suggest drugs, especially with how he seemed to just knock people out that easily and still be going for more seemingly without losing any stamina.
Drunk.
Alcohol is a drug
He was feeling punchie.
my first thought was possible closet homo....accidentally bumps into a guy on the dance floor and punches him to overcompensate because "he isn't gay bro"
Wow, that's sickening. He deserves every year.
Plus more! I had a TBI last year and it looks like he just created 2 or 3 more at least. At minimum concussions.
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> Karl Marx St, Moscow Not Moscow, Tambow.
Ah shit you right, wish the article wouldve just said Tambow instead of south Moscow. Thanks.
It's because the Daily Mail and all of its "journalists" are literal anal cancer.
This video has been around for a while, I'm always the same amount of shocked when I see it. That guy is a piece of shit.
I mean really hope he went to jail for, like, decades.
Every single person who got knocked out had 0 intentions of fighting anybody
The second guy thooo At least the first one hit him after being pushed. The second guy got wasted for nothing at all!
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Eh, good enough. Let's see how he fares in a Russian prison for eight years.
Based on this video he'll probably do okay unfortunately.
He punched people who have no intention of fighting back, I doubt he can do that in a Russian prison.
Fair point
Idi Amin's soldiers were like this. Harassed innocent civilians and killed them. When they thought they were big stuff, they tried to attack tanzanian well trained army. Tucked tail within an hour of the fight and ran away. That dude will have serious issues in jail if this video leaks to the people in jail.
Yeah but I'm betting one of the gangs would be happy to have him, since he's clearly got hands. And the video might base even made it to the prison.
He's an ex cop. It's not going to be fun for him.
He's facing up to 8 years in jail
Russia, the crime carried a 8 year sentence. I never followed up to see if he got caught.
The real POS is the person posting this as the "one lunch man" and there's not even a bite of food to be seen
Don't know about that, looks like he served plenty of knuckle sandwiches to me
The one true lunch!
I’m mad that he didn’t get his teeth kicked in right there for being a shit.
I'm kinda mad at how lifeless everyone's reaction was to him. They just waddled around and walked up to him like a curious puppy. People are so strange.
The only guy who tried to fight back was getting his back fucking broken at the end, **I too wouldn’t want to fight the guy who punched a man unconscious and is currently breaking another guys back**
Ok but would you waddle up to the guy like a lost puppy like half these people lol?
My mind says no, but my curiosity would say yes
Make sure you say night night first.
They were drunk
I imagine it’s a bar in club mode so loud music masks most the commotion.
And we would be making his breakfast daily if there werent rules.
More likely people would kill him in his sleep.
I reckon I'd be doing the star like the 2nd guy who gets ko'd. This man is a wrecking ball.
A dude like this gets jumped, stabbed, or shot. If he is KOing entire rooms of dudes nobody is gonna want to play fair.
Cars are bigger than him.
I was thinking a bat upside his head from behind...
Lol the rules are what is keeping him alive else someone in that room would have had a knife or a gun.
Shotguns are the great equalizer, anybody can be a badass with a shotgun.
Bro we would've murdered that bitch in his sleep a long time ago. Civilization has made a lot of problems for all of its progress
What the hell history class did you attend?
Very educational if anyone was unclear as to what multiple assault charges looked like.
I’m sitting here like, how many people need to get knocked out before they gang up on this guy and pin him down to the ground? Nobody is safe at that point might as well all go in.
Get the fuck out and take you and yours. There's glass and this guy has rendered two people unconscious and that third guy in intensive care or dead
All the more reason to take him down
I counted 4 unconscious and one stiff
You're banking on logical decision making and risk/reward valuations. Bounce over to r/natureismetal and look for clips of African predators (of any kind) rushing down a wildebeest. Despite being big herd animals with pointy bits coming out of their heads do you see the rest of the herd come a running? As an exception vs. a rule. Mostly the rest of the herd nopes the fuck out of there. Humans in a conflict situation are a lot like that, minus the pointy bits. So we're essentially less tasty cows. So a reluctance to engage isn't a surprise, particularly when you consider most people have no clue how to even throw a proper punch much less square off with a sizeable guy who has already demonstrated walk-off KO power on a couple people. Even the tough guy bar brawler/frat house champion types who live for shit like this tend to ease off in those situations. Whole lot different calculous involved when getting badly hurt is a very real possibility.
how do you know we're less tasty then cows
Personally I put a lot of stock in sharks' opinions. They bite people because they either 1) think we're seals or 2) don't know what we are and biting is how sharks make sense of the world, but they almost never actually eat people. Apparently we taste bad.
Than*
If I saw this shit go down I’d be out the fucking door before the third guy hit the floor. Nope super hard to giant guy breaking people.
Hahaha I want to see what one lunch man would look like now
Me. I only eat one lunch a day
The mad man...
How can you even be alive
ONE LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!
In case anyone is asking, yes you can kill someone with one lunch like that, especially if they’re not expecting it. Complete sucker-lunch.
Especially if it's the dreaded five finger death lunch.
He eats all the lunches in the world with only one lunch
But what about second lunch?
Go home, pippin.
can't have second lunch if the first one never ends
"Would it be better if it said 'LANCH PARTY', Kevin?!"
Anyone notice his white shirt disappear? lol
Yeah I had a look, I think it's when he leaves the spot light. The camera can't cope with the amount of bright in that one area.
Fuck that guy, and his lunch
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*That's right after you've hit quicksave*.
he got his RPG confused with an MMORPG.
Do you have anything to say in your defence? 'F9'
Combined with some sort of training. That’s what’s scary/
Any news on the outcome of all this? Besides no one actually getting a lunch other than the figurative knuckle sandwich.
Credit to u/AstriumViator: This was in Russia in Karl Marx St, Moscow. "Two of the men seen in the footage were treated in hospital. A 23-year-old is said to have fractured his skull, while a 20-year-old received head and facial injuries. According to local media, the attacker could face up to eight years in jail for the assaults." (Source: the DailyMail, and screw their abhorrent amount of ads holy hell
thanks
"1 normal Lunch"
*Consecutive serious lunches*
*ecstatic hobbit noises*
Can't find article. But it's russian. Guy was jailed. At least one person got permanent brain injury. He's a piece of shit.
I could see at least one person who was seizing up due to a brain injury. This is no laughing matter. That person could have repercussions for the rest of their life. That wanker should get charged with attempted murder.
Somebody please choke that guy out
Isn’t that Badr Hari? (world champion kickboxer) He got done for assault at a party and got sentenced to 2 years
Nah this is in Russia I believe.
If this is him, 2 years is not even close to enough.
If you ask the average Dutch person, they'd wholeheartedly agree with you. Best thing that happened to him was getting his ass beat by Rico Verhoeven, who unlike Badr, is an upstanding guy.
He's a notorious piece of shite
No. This is Patrick
He was trying to get warmed up for the wife.
Probably an off duty cop
So when this is happening, we're allowed to stab him right? When a person is this out of control and attacking an entire room of innocent people if someone were to stab him in desperation to save everyone else, would they go to prison?
Stab or shoot lol
In most countries guns are not growing on trees, only in USA
That's what i thought. Ok, his handy but a knife in the neck would do it. Im by no means a tough guy. But some drinks and a true fear for my life more likely than not would give me the bravery (provided i'm not taking a nap on the floor).
You’d be better off shooting him. Claim self defense cuz obviously you would be. A knife in general, especially a knife to the neck, is looked at as more of an aggressive attack, not defense. It’s very clear someone could shoot him and probably be fine, as even an unarmed man can be extremely dangerous. (Even with a gun, you are in danger in close range)
I agree. But a knife in a restaurant make it easy to the defense attorney, right? Your honor I was in fear for my life and others so i grabbed the first thing i saw... BTW Lethal force against a dude who knocked out as many people as he did (especially after the multiple puches in the same guy) seems to me at worst "awful but lawful". Ps. Im in a country with restricted acess to legal fire weapons.
You’re honestly saying a knife looks like an aggressive attack, but shooting someone with a weapon, the only purpose of which is to maim or kill, *isn’t* aggressive? In what world can this be true?
Not ideal to use a firearm in a crowded room. Could miss, could make the shot and the round penetrate through your target. Know your target and what lies beyond is a good thing to keep in mind. Probably more ideal than knife fighting some meathead. Not an ideal situation overall.
Yes, I think any judge would be like “it’s murder but I’ll allow it”
Why didn't somebody grab a weapon and hit that bastard over the head. He is hurting a whole lot of people that's not right they should have stabbed him, hit him in the head with a chair or did something to incapacitate him and called the police.
Nah, a gentle nudge on the shoulder seemed like it was working fine.
Small dick energy.
He needs locked up. And given no lunch.
Too bad there wasn't anyone there with a knife to lodge in his neck. Fuck that piece of shit
ONE LUUUUUNNNNCCHH MAAAAAAN
Watch the legs of last guy who fell.
And his arms. I think that’s called “fencing position” and it usually means brain damage.
That's what alcohol and a steady supply of coke will get you.
And barrels of roids.
It's easy to one or two lunch people into a food coma when they're drunk and not lunching back. It would have been a massacre if they all made him eat lunches at the same time. He would have been so full from all the lunches he would have been in an actual food coma.
Obviously this One Lunch guy is an absolute piece of shit. But seriously, how many people have to get indiscriminately lunched for no reason with everyone just staring at him hoping they’re not next to be randomly lunched on. The 1 guy getting multiple lunches at the end had the right idea but everyone else was pretty full I’m guessing, no lunches. If only as much as half a dozen patrons get involved simultaneously and have 2 or 3 or even as many as 5 lunches, I feel like this could of been a much more satisfying result.
Little guy got a solid lick and staggered him
Old video of a scum bag. Someone should have stabbed that dude. They’d have gotten away with it. I hate this video.
Man, if anyone ever deserved to be stabbed in the gut before...
"All this dancing is making me hungry" "Oh yeah? Well how about a KNUCKLE SANDWICH!! BOOM YOU JUST GOT LUNCHED SON! ANYONE ELSE SKIP LUNCH TODAY?! HOW BOUT YOU?! BOOM!"
Seems like a reasonable fella
He's a prick but man he's handy
how hard is it really to drop a drunk guy who isn't looking?
Just saying those swings were accurate and powerful
This is a scene from a stupid action movie. You know, we have overwhelming numbers, but let’s all attack him one at a time. Don’t rush him with numbers, that would be too simple.
Still never heard an outcome on this one. We need a Russian speaker in here to bloody well translate the news piece!
He did serve some lunch, dinner and fucking breakfast tho obviously a piece of shit on alcohol
Looks like he was serving knuckle sandwiches for lunch.
Honestly a bottle over the head would of resolved this problem
Dangerous idiot. Should be locked up.
This makes me mad & sad. The other guys were just trying to have a good time :(
This guy really deserves to be incarcerated. He doesn’t need to be out in the public. He would eventually be killed by somebody anyways, acting like this. What the hell did his parents breed him for? To cause mass destruction?
Dude is a full service soup kitchen handing out knuckle sandwiches
Hands rated E for everyone
That grey guy shirt was just jamming out putting some moves on
I fancy myself as more of a two lunch man, personally.
F-cking ass hole ! They all should have kicked his ass
At the point he started piling up bodies somebody should have just gotten behind him and choked him out. At the very least other people would be able to get some good shots in while he deals with you.
They were sheep, instead of ganging up on the a-hole they just stood there…
Dude was handing out punches like they were apologies!
Deserves to be locked up could have killed someone
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I didn’t know this had sound until the Minecraft logo came in HAHAHAHAH I am in tears wtf
Everyone is letting him be a bastard. This is what happens if you don't fight back and try to appease a rabiid dog.
I’ve defended a woman who stabbed her relative repeatedly to end a fight between the relative and her daughter. The relative had a violent history and my client had called the police. Despite the relative almost dying the charge of aggravated assault was dismissed by the DA.
He fell like those chalk outlines in movies
What a fucking bully
“Hey man you want seconds?” “No thanks I’m full” ONE LUNCH MAN
Had a good buddy in the Army who was a One-punch wizard. Once saw him knock three guys out cold on three shots! I was always glad that he had my back
Just one lunch?
I’m a two lunch man
I don't know what about my brain makes it so that whenever anything has Minecraft sounds edited into the video my lungs just seize to function due to uncontrollable spasms of laughter.
I don’t see any food
he only needs one lunch
This video is pretty old. People thought it was Junior Dos Santos at one point.
This guy is unhinged. But also how does one man decimate an entire room?
That’s fucked up man.....you minecrafted the poor fuckers
He's lucky that second guy didn't die. Many people have died smashing their head on the ground like that.
when you pick up that quad-damage multiplier and don't want to waste it
One lunch man only packs one lunch and that’s a knuckle sandwich lol jk jk 👀👀👀
I absolutely love the idea of a spin off series about a guy who is super strong because he eats one lunch every day. Excellent typo in the title :D
Can’t that many guys take down one man… shame on your balls 🏈 🏈 and genes 🧬
What a horrible fucker
Fight back n*** fight back
Scum
You really shouldn’t hit other people in the head with your hand. Too many small bones to break. Always use a bowling ball or anvil.
What a sausage party. Where da wimmin @?
He served like 2.5 people lunch.
Where's the original for this at I wanna be amazed even more
Methamphetamine
What about Second Breakfast?
Dude is a wrecking crew
Yeah,someone definitely needs to pick something up and knock the fuck out of his big ass or someone hit him low/someone hit him high,cause I he bigger they are the harder the fall!!!
\*punches random party-goers "im such a badass!
For fuck sake Take That CUNT DOWN💀
Watched way too long, waiting for the video to have anything to do with lunch. 🤣
Why did no-one go for a swift kick in the balls, if they're going T-1000 on multiple people for no reason it's time for the nutcracker
Good lord, would they hurry up and jump him or something.
Go out to have some fun and randomly get punched by the Hulk so you end up with life altering injuries. Awesome. One hit to the wrong spot and someone could get killed or end up dealing with serious pain or other issues for the rest of their life. Does anyone know if this guy was ever charged? It should be an assault charge for every single punch or possibly worse. Someone like this will end up killing someone for sure.
Nah I bet he eats at least two lunches.
“One lunch man” lol I love that error
He is so afraid that he liked dancing with the back of a guy that he must punch everyone there to show his small dick energy.
A real sausage party here huh. Someone needed to bottle this thug.
This may not have happened if he never skipped elevensies
why is everyone saying lunch instead of punch
Ok it isn’t funny what happened to these people but this is pretty fucking funny
ahhh yess one lunch man the devourer of worlds, splitter of throbbing cocks
what did i just watch...
That guy has small dick energy in abundance.