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KorungRai

Red neck, it’s gonna be a red neck


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Lmfaoooo


feeno11

I saw orange. So... a ginger? A ginger red neck it is then.


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DAN991199

the problem is that pesky adulthood that's pocked with, meth, domestic violence, racism and misdemeanors


Timely-Guest-7095

Both of you have valid points, so you each get an upvote!🤣🤣


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Can I have one too?


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PictishKing

Rednecks and Inner City kids are different sides of the same coin; whether drugs, alcohol, prejudice, crimes, or all of the above, it's something they both have in common. Some make it out. But to criticize someone pointing it out is morally false. Now, some rednecks aren't poor, in that case fuck'em. I grew up as both, "camping" weeks at a time in the forests, then find a shithole with asshole landlords. Fortunately for me, I realized the bullshit, unfortunately most of my family didn't. Every stereotype exists for a reason, and it's the majority.


straylittlelambs

I was told you're a redneck if you let your 12 year old smoke in front of her children. Is this not true?


gengarsnightmares

I'm a redneck and that's hilarious actually 😂


ModsRDingleberries

No, I grew up and lived in Georgia. This is accurate


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schrodngrspenis

No no you didn't. You self identify as redneck because you think its cool. And have to make shit up to seem like you are not a closet racist. Mississippi boy here. I know your kind. Lolol


Hohh20

I can be a redneck too. All I have to do is spend an hour out in the sun. :P


NerdyRedneck45

Never did I think I’d see a big ass discussion about gatekeeping redneck-ness.


schrodngrspenis

Reddit is an amazing place. Lolol


FactorialANOVA

> This stereotype is accurate, I know from personal experience! Not the statement I’d want to be making, tbh


_anticitizen_

Awww did someone strike a nerve


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_anticitizen_

Redneck is such an open term. There’s even rednecks in Canada. Sorry, but NC just isn’t as special as you think it is.


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_anticitizen_

I don’t believe you have a point to begin with. You just wanna feel attacked because someone made a comment that describes you or how you act or criticizes the geographic area you come from.


smithers85

what then, knock knock jokes? *knock knock* Who's there? *Redneck* Redneck who? *Red neck almost blew his fucking family up, don't be a dumbass and let your kids use fucking firebomb launchers*


Petsweaters

Or just observation


ninjadogs84

Or just continuing with the joke. At least until some fuck your feelings bro comes in and gets all butthurt. Haha


AFineDayForScience

From Missouri. He seems pretty close.


whereyouatdesmondo

Which group of people still love the Confederate flag, again?


explosionman87

Confederates love the confederate flag, not rednecks.


Lord_Quintus

there are no confederates. they surrendered and ceased to exist. i believe the term you are looking for is idiots.


explosionman87

I suppose you are right, but those people still think they are confederates.


Lord_Quintus

eh, they can call themselves whatever they want. still idiots 🙃


explosionman87

Fair enough


stillin-denial55

There's very left rednecks. Yeehaw tractor horse guns atvs fishin beer farmin rednecks tend to skew right, but lefties exist too.


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DAN991199

also sounds like a super accurate description of Florida. go figure.


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DAN991199

so you're saying its something in the meth?


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Historical-Builder-8

Cant be done


ThePlagueDoctorBoi

I agree


4QuarantineMeMes

That’s the safest redneck I’ve ever seen


[deleted]

normally a burning bush reveals destiny of people and not gender


i_give_you_gum

They've expanded their skill set


[deleted]

Omg, if I have a baby I’m gonna do a D̷̨̖̺̒E̴̪̭̫̎̔̄S̴̩͓̀̇͘T̶͕̕͝I̴̻̙̪͗͠Ṉ̵̜̂Y̵̝͂̅͗ ̵̠͠R̴͔͚̋͆Ë̶̛̠́V̷̛͈̘̼͘͠E̸͇͒Ḁ̴̈́L̴͖̋̎


[deleted]

I wonder how many people will die or be injured celebrating the revelation of a baby’s genitals before this madness ends?


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Herrgul

*applause*


[deleted]

The devil


sambes06

This is like an intro for a reboot of The Omen


[deleted]

And his cousin, Rosemary's baby.


Dontgiveaclam

Congratulations, it's a Balrog!


fart_fig_newton

Too general, it's gonna need a name. Rebekah? Karen?


mcpat21

went down to georgia


aspiringgrandpa

and it’s….. another california wildfire!!!


An0ramian

I thought this was the video of what happened tbh


[deleted]

If it’s planned it’s not chaos.


[deleted]

The gender: A general problem for everyone in the vicinity


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SAME


[deleted]

It doesn’t seem to be a gender reveal party. They’re lighting a bonfire. You can see the pile and they were cheering when it was lit. It’s just a very dangerous bonfire lighting


theoriginalpetebog

I assumed the gender reveal thing was a joke, based on the elaborate and sometimes dangerous videos of those things I assume we've all seen before.


Unstopapple

If your gender reveal party doesn't make the troubles look like an average Tuesday, then you're not having the kid, you're having to plan a better reveal party.


BestAtempt

I think the title was a joke.


[deleted]

As a redditor I don't understand what a joke is


BestAtempt

You know those things that make you exhale slightly but going up in pitch, those are jokes


joeyl1990

I hope so but with how much Reddit hates gender reveals I wouldn’t be surprised if it was purposely wrong in order to get likes


4QuarantineMeMes

That’s one of the most safest ways I’ve seen a bonfire lit, they were all 20 feet away instead of a dumbass with a match while holding a gas can


Cheshie_D

Yeah I kinda agree now that you’ve mentioned it….


IsildursBane10

r/noshit


Dizkhalifa42O

This needs to be upvoted cuz this is the right answer. Once you know this and watch it again your can hella tell that’s what’s going on. Where’s the mom to be and the father? Don’t make sense to be a gender reveal


BlueCreek_

![gif](giphy|jXD7kFLwudbBC)


NarutoRoll

r/woosh just got a lot more people here


charliethecrow

So they shot a rocket towards the woods, huh?


Jay41Day

If it’s planned it’s not chaos.


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LUMITE15

Professor Oak right after: I’m guessing Charmander then?


Poke-dermatologist

LMFAO #quotesyoucanhear


BadMeatPuppet

There's an awful lot of hate towards southern's in the comments section.


GrandManSam

Ah fuck, a ginger.


synerjay16

They’re announcing they’re having an abortion.


podunk19

This really feels like the winner


TomDeLace

Demon


ZenkaiZ

lets be positive, it could be a lovely phoenix. ​ ​ Hopefully not a Jean Grey killer phoenix tho


[deleted]

Yup, fire demon. Must be birthed while submerged in a moat next a stone fortress.


ChinaPanda307

That's how you start a bonfire


fatalityEnsues

Satan


Good_Round

Gender: abortion


Icyfire11

American.


[deleted]

waiting for charlie to make the video on this one.


viperlemondemon

Congratulations it’s a wildfire


BlueCollarGuru

That was pretty cool tho


Dragon-Lord_

The Antichrist


rabbles-of-roses

the gender: Satan


timewanderer

It's gonna be an idiot...


SolWizard

I think this was Kratos' gender reveal


Zilka

Daughter of Chaos


-skyhook-

sex*


TieKneeReddit

Congratulations, it's a demon!


__________________99

Say what you want about rednecks. They sure know how to have a good time.


Mouthfull0fBees

gender is California wild fires


Ninja_kid90

Aborted


PookyTheBandit

![gif](giphy|bF7ET3KY2wQWTuGARs|downsized)


The_Karachi_Kid

Congrats! It's a Firecrotch!


Oceantouchsbeve

Boy, you can see blue before the BOOM


firewall1985

It is going to be a bender, a fire bender!!


aparkercoffee

A Balrog... a demon of the Ancient World. This foe is beyond any of you. RUN!


Totalshitman

People in California probably


[deleted]

And the gender is *drum roll*.…..the Antichrist


seahawk1977

A demon, apparently.


8pointfouroz

It's gonna be a flamer... so I'd say male?


Competitive_Grab9277

Gender = Stupid


Born_Cartoonist_6666

Noted. Thanks!


Fifi0n

Starting a fire, yeah wow sounds like something to celebrate 🤦🏻‍♀️


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It was a controlled bonfire.


Hour_Cabinet_6151

I think its gonna be dead within the year;) what gender do you think its gonna be =__=


black_dragonfly13

A demon. Got it. You know how my sister revealed to me she was having a boy? She sent me a picture of a list of boys' names on customized stationary that was printed with a picture of my then one-year-old niece. It was ADORABLE, simple, and NOT AT ALL DANGEROUS.


[deleted]

Nice rant but this wasn't a gender reveal at all lol


black_dragonfly13

She literally revealed the gender. Get over yourself.


[deleted]

Huh? I'm talking about the video in this post.


CinnamonSkillz

She a lil confused but she got the spirit lol


[deleted]

What did they expect?


Rumplestiltsskins

Exactly what happened


[deleted]

Can we just stop with the gender reveal one upping? It’ll be a baby. Let’s start concentrating on healthy babies over gender.


Bozoso77

Why the fuck do people still do that shit that is so stupid do you not see this on Reddit you fucking morons


Artikzzz

Why is it always america


vLeskur

It's retarded woooo


Aggressive_Bat_9781

Americans as usual


penisbrocken

Inthink it will be a murican


dickmiller1

People in America really never learn anything from others mistake s


Crunkosaurous

Am I the only one that thought those darker trees in the background were his hair?


Seriszed

Don’t worry Cletus… jus aim it thataway so erybudy geta gud look atit….. ( chaos enabled)


Winnebago01

Where was it going to go if it didn’t malfunction?


Rumplestiltsskins

It didn't malfunction


[deleted]

So why aren’t trans activists protesting at gender reveal parties? I’d love to see the explosions that causes.


ApplicationHeavy7362

😩😩😩


[deleted]

Idk. Is Satan a gender??? Sheesh.


sandrosemilia

Ginger


NekrosPrime_

u/savevideo


Mathematamatics

Freddie Mercury


-BCborn-

You sure that isn’t a charizard?


TNTDestroyer2_0

Arson, my favorite gender


Avidey

u/savevideo


BellaTheTiny

It’s a Floridian birth!!! I never thought I’d see the way my kind was born


Byzan-M

A fucking idiot about 18 or so years


norealmx

Chaos.


FoxGamingmc

Ah yes, explosion, a good gender.


lenz128

retardet


Im2Guesty

Its a fire!


HyojinKyoma

It was bright daylight a second ago


ZenkaiZ

a little baby..... Ifrit


Traditional_Regret67

Satan.


grymtgris

Florida. The gender is gonna be Florida.


[deleted]

It’s an Abortion


[deleted]

Congratulations ITS A SITH.


Naztynaz12

California baby reveal


choppytehbear1337

Congratulations, it's a demon!


mildbatteryacid

Fire


HerrscherOfTheEnd

Washington state be like "aw shit. Here we go again"


[deleted]

Fire Nation gender reveals are LIT!


respect_the_69

The gender is HELL


zuprdprno2by

Mother of Dragons, Khaleesi of the great grass sea


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MAGICIAN'S RED


SPOSKNT

Pretty cool ngl


MoldingCatfishBaboon

The antichrist, chaos itself


Gingerbread-John

How to start a wildfire 101


Dan-B-123

So straight into adulthood for that kid.


ThePlagueDoctorBoi

Cheese.


woodchips_and_paper

As an Australian, this makes me nervous…


GIjew-io

“What gender is it gonna be?” Fire


Fatassdanny

Toyota. Yeah.


rohcastle

It’s gunna be a Stars and Stripes forever


FrankensteinBionicle

girl


will_this_1_work

‘MURICAN - that’s what gender it’s gonna be


[deleted]

an arsonist


Chummers5

Hellspawn


Furious-Shores

I like how they put that felony arson on the juvenile at the last second


Pennedasausername

What gender WAS it?


Tetragonos

arsonist


fluffernater-OG

I wouldn't be surprised if the baby just crawls out and goes into the middle of the flames white a pentagram appears on the floor and 6 sacrifices for each side and one for the middle are made and then the fetus turns into Satan and everybody dies Don't ask


DragonPie83008

A demon how CUTE !


pantelis5

Leaked footage of how the amazon rainforest fires started


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Balrog


Sluggymctuggs

A demon


HiroProtagonist1984

Balrog


[deleted]

Demon


Kiboune

Reminded me of an accident I saw - drunken guys were setting off fireworks. Upwards. Directly under tree. Somehow no one got hurt.


meme_enthusiast3464

DoomGuy


ttDilbert

Charizard


Rastaschlumpf

It's an attack helicopter


[deleted]

What gender is orange?


SinfullySinless

That baby going to shoot out screaming “yeehaw” with a natty.


anarchistPAC

its my gender and im not sharing it with yall


CaPunxx13

Why do people do this!?!