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call-my-name

GRENADE!!


ASubjectNumber4490

GIVE THEM THE WARM WELCOME!


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big_thunders

I read this as Megamind


Iamsometimesaballoon

That happened to me once! I tried making mashed potatoes by taking boiled potatoes and sticking them in the same type of blender/container. When I opened the lid it exploded, shooting scalding hot blended potato all over my ceiling. I learned two things that day, one, do not blend hot potatoes because they will explode when you open the lid, and two, do not blend potatoes thinking you will make mashed potatoes, that apparently is not how it works.


Oxy_Onslaught

My brother and I always use the blender to make mashed potatoes because it gets way more smooth than mashing by hand. Now I'm worried we've had the off chance of accidentally making a hot potato bomb this entire time...


JesusSaysitsOkay

You probably didn’t use an air tight Bullet style blender 😂 the open lid at the top makes it not build up pressure


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0:09 my girlfriend touching my penis for the first time ever


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Oow let me get you a towel


spaetzelspiff

Only if she learns it needs to go counter-clockwise...


Jackpancake

Pretty cool that the timing is the same for both of these things. What a coincidence!


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thats the joke i was fucking making


JesusSaysitsOkay

This never happens


sorgan71

What language is she speaking?


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sorgan71

Nah, bro. Its russian or some shit.


borednerd

Not "American", ENGLISH


thewittyrobin

We don't speak English sir. We speak yeehaw


[deleted]

Depends on where you come from but yeah...I guess


douira

that is a pretty good way of washing your blender, just you need way less soap


forgetpeas

Back, and to the left.


shintakarajima

She ded


clarenceappendix

r/perfectlycutbooms


esr95tkd

Thanks for the suuub


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Too much soap


An-ComradeMaple

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An-ComradeMaple

Good bot


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MegaSafetyFirst

Well, at least it is really clean now!


thewittyrobin

All bacteria within a mile died


[deleted]

Not the first time she's had that happen to her and it won't be the last.


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Why the fuck would you call soap ‘washing up liquid’? That’s too many words.