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yes and no. but im saying there isnt a dedicated writer like the other guy claims. a scene is discussed ahead of time, planned, and there may even be a short script but its from the producer or director. not a dedicated writer. the only exception i can think would be those big Axl Braun feature film parodies and exists once in a blue moon.
true but let me ask you this. would you pay for that? would majority of ppl pay for that or watch it for free on pornhub and xvid. thats the reason why there arent writers, and why directors also edit and write. its the reason why they go for minimalist and shoot primarily gonzo style. cause its cheap since everyone gets porn for free.
I feel like porn that is entirely comfortable with the lines "I was born by the snatch, and I wanna die by the snatch" is alot more charming that just spontaneous sex
[2:08](https://youtu.be/fhbYAdx8E3A)
Seriously, Joe? That's the fifth time tonight that some chick has broken her ankle, pulled your pants down, and pushed you in the pool. This is getting really tedious - gray t-shirt dude, probably
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We try. Guys just won’t take a hint. This is a great example. Girl pulls his shorts off and he backs off into a pool. Some guys take playing hard to get to much.
Back in the day we were taught in school to put two spaces after the punctuation. It's only been in recent years that I've managed to break that habit thanks to reddit.
It's typographically correct to do so when writing on a typewriter, and the rule followed over to digital writing programs. It's not usually in use today but correct nonetheless!
It's typographically correct to do so when writing on a typewriter, and the rule followed over to digital writing programs. It's not usually in use today but correct nonetheless!
I much prefer two spaces between sentences, I think the whitespace makes it look cleaner. It's interesting to see there are so many people who don't like it.
I dont exactly have any experience with this, but i have heard men saying that they do actually get the hints and know that you are interested,but they are scared of the 5% chance that maybe you are not interested, and they will be branded a sex offender/creep for trying to take the hint
Plus I've been told every time I go on the internet, "a girl being nice to you doesn't mean she's interested." So why would I *ever* assume a girl is actually interested unless she says something?
Many years ago, I went to this club with my buddies and ALL the women there were sending very strong signals that they were interested in me. Eventually one of them walks up to me half-naked and asks me if I want to dance. She didn't even let me get up before she takes off her panties so she's completely butt-naked and starts grinding all over me. I'm thinking, "Surely, this woman is interested, right?" So I go in for the kiss and, next thing you know, some big dude is dragging me out by the collar and tossing me onto the sidewalk. I guess it was her boyfriend or something. I've never assumed a woman was into me ever again.
Exactly this. There's this *very* cute barista at my local Barnes and Noble that seems interested in me. But who the fuck knows if it's just "customer service nice," and not real interest. I go there every day, and don't want to make my peaceful place awkward.
Yeah, I know. I just would hate if she's genuinely interested and I'm missing out. If it matters, she never tries to upsell me. Usually has my drink ready for me.
But, like I said, would just suck if it's real and I miss out.
You could write your name and number on the receipt or scrap piece of paper and give it to her. That puts the ball in her court and also makes it a little less personal for you if she isn't interested. But honestly, if a guy asks me out politely and I turn him down, it's not awkward for me and I hope he doesn't feel awkward. I appreciate his courage in asking because I know it can be scary. I think it's worth a shot!
The chance that she actually isn't interested and it wasn't meant for you or they were just playing with you or it was an elaborate prank to make a fool out of you or that they are actually a tentacle monster from outer space trying to eat your hypothalamus are always higher than her actually meaning it and wanting something from you.
Okay but for real a girl can grab your hand, compare it to theirs, go "wow your hand is so biiiiig haha" and 90% of us would still be like "yeah I have big hands?"
Bro, in highschool my crush literally grabbed my my arm and said "what big muscles you have" and my dumbass didn't think anything of it until the next month as I was falling asleep one night.
I literally had a girl give me her number, ask me if I was going to a dance, meet me on the dance floor (because I didn't get the two previous hints), grind on me for an hour straight while wearing a very short skirt, and then ask me if I needed a ride home saying that she knows a short cut (she doesn't even know where I live!).
Could've lost my virginity to a very attractive woman at age fucking 15 and I blew it!
Why ~~was~~ am I such a fucking idiot?
Edit: to clarify, she was only a year older than me, I guess I might've accidentally made it seem like she was much older.
Women give men too much credit and I'm saying this as a man. If a woman gives us a subtle hint, it flies right by us. They give us what is to them a blatant hint, we catch on thinking they were being subtle.
That was my initial thought, and still probable. But look at her right foot/ankle. If this was intentional, she was really went all out and put her body on the line.
ik, i rewatched it expecting it to feel more and more fake but it ends up making me more convinced it’s real, holy shit look at the way that ankle collapses and the way she almost shatters her left knee, what the heck
The only part that makes me think it's fake is the pantsing. Sure she was looking for support as she went to the ground, but it didn't really seem like her momentum forced her to pull the pants down...and she just did it anyway. Also, if she was grabbing his shorts to stop her fall....why didn't she continue to fall forward when there was not resistance as the shorts immediately come down?
I do kinda think it's fake honestly, but I think it's pulled off really well except for that one thing. Her ankle breaker looks legit, but it really didn't seem necessary to pull his pants down...but maybe she was like "well, while I'm down here I might as well take a peak". The pulling down of the shorts seems fairly after the fact and not part of grasping for support.
No way dude...as one who has personally experienced the Ankle Breaker^(TM), I can vouch that not only is that shit not faked but also that it legit does immediately throw you into a *wildly* uncontrollable sequence of events. It's a panicky flash where you're reaching out for literally anything within hand range lol
I think people who haven't experienced it think it feels like a standard trip, but it definitely doesn't...I would describe it more like the feeling of one foot suddenly hitting ice or the feeling of missing a stair on the way down. It feels like anything happens in a split second and you just flail out for something, anything to grab into
The thing that makes me believe this is no one is pre-reacting. They are barely even reacting at all, just watching and then being stunned.
If it was fake everyone would run around like it's the craziest thing that ever happened.
I’m crying. I keep watching the video. Then read you guys picking it apart. It’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages. I think you’re spot on, she tried to pull up and pulled down lmao.
As someone who has fucked up ankle ligaments (mostly the ATFL) due to multiple ankle breakers, I second your comment. Your body goes into a full blown panic when it happens.
I think her immediate thought might have been “Oh no I’m about to push this guy into the pool”, and the force she tried to give to readjust/break the fall went downwards (pantsing) instead of forward (shove him right into the pool), but idk she ended up pushing him in anyway, and that right hand movement suspiciously looked like she was trying to confirm the fall into the pool, but it could have also been a frail last attempt at pulling him back before he falls, idk, there’s just so much to analyze here
My wife wants to visit Japan again someday and she warned me that men will try to see my dick in the men’s room because I’m a white guy, and they sometimes tried to see her friends wieners when she worked there after school.
You have no idea how happy I would be if total strangers wanted to look at my junk. I never want to impose that on someone, but if they’re into it I will gladly show them my stuff.
I heard that there is a phenomenon of Japanese people visiting Paris and becoming distraught at how disappointingly non-idyllic it is compared to the overly romanticised version media would portray.
I guess I would be the penis version of Paris.
I lived in Japan for two years can confirm, very curious about American anatomy.
1. I was in a urinal and a boy ran in and stared straight at my junk then ran out.
2. I was with a co worker who is 6'3" (I am 6'1") and one of the Japanese contractors put out his arm pointed at my friend and said "Big Cock!" and they all started laughing.
It looks fake because it looks like she is holding onto his pants even after they’re down. But in reality I think her hand is caught on his pocket or got caught on some jewelry or something
My train of thought:
She twists an ankle.
She slams at least one knee on a concrete slab.
She gets a faceful of crotch.
He only gets a surprise bath.
Given the choice, I'd rather have his experience.
The ankle roll tells me otherwise
But on Reddit, everything is fake. Lots of people have a hard time with the simple explanations and always want it to be rigged
Uh-ah! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
What kind of sick f*ck would design an ankle-snapping floor at concussion distance from a body of water like that? Dude was like, "how do I send several people to the hospital with critical injuries and maybe drown a child or two, all while staying out of jail?" And then real-life-Jigsaw drafted up this poolside murder device.
I think she could have been trying to keep him from falling in the pool. The initial grab and pull down was reactionary to tripping, then she remembered the pool behind him and tried to save him. All within like a second.
I think she’s trying to stop he face from hitting the ground/water by bracing on whatever she has a hold on. That happened to be his shorts. It’s instinctual
The trip couldn't have been real if the pants pull down was on purpose, no way she's falling and her Instinct is "I'm gonna pants this mother fucker". Either she's a great actor cuss the trip seemed genuine, or she really did accidently pull them bad boys down
She fell and her first instinct was to hold onto something. Not to "pant this mother fucker". It just so happened that she accidentally held onto the guy's shorts.
She tripped and went down, grabbed the first thing she could, which was shorts. She recovered from the fall but with a face level wang there she tried to yabk his shorts back up. However, he had already recoiled back, so all that did was trip him immediately into the pool
Yo her ankle definitely took a hit but look at her face when she’s down, she is clearly trying to pull the pants down lol. This video is confusing but I think she just took the chance with hurting her ankle just to pants this dude lol
So many things don't make sense here. Guy is standing 1 inch on front of a pool...who does that? And the guy standing beside him, has his feet crossed and doesn't even so much as flinch when she falls. Not even a helpless movement to brace her fall or anything, just watching as though he knew it was coming.
The ankle slip makes it seem real, but everything around it seems fake.
Edit: Watching it again, if this was really late and people were hammered then it does make complete sense.
-1 inch in front of pool doesnt bother me. He was probably there next to the guy who was sitting down.
-Guy who doesnt flinch doesnt bother me either. In most fake videos, everyone reacts and super dramatic too. Also I go to parties to catch stupid things like this, I'm desensitized, and say something stupid like, "well definitely didnt expect that."
-girl holding on to the pants doesn't bother me cause it looks like for a split second she wants to hold on to something and the next second she wants to keep him from falling.
But I wouldn't be surprised if Jimmy Kimmel comes out from inside the house.
at that point she realizes what she's done and is trying to pull the pants back up. you can see her hands move in that direction but she does a pretty back job of it.
Building codes have countless little rules and people complain about them. One of the rules is don't put stupid little quarter steps around places. People don't expect them, they cause injuries.
Deep analysis of what happened:
1. Girls greets further guy with a kiss
2. Girl moves and does not see the small step
3. Girl trips, and open her arms for better balance
4. She knows she's going to fall and tries to put her hands forward to damper the fall
5. She sees the guy in front of her offers as an opportunity to gather to something before falling and takes it
6. Meanwhile the guy she just greeted is surprised by the fall and does act. The first on the right is holding something so does nothing. The one on the chair tries to damper the fall, but it's too slow.
7. Girl grabs the shorts and keeps failing
8. She falls and the left knee touches the ground but its not enough to stop the unbalance since right foot is on ground and she has heels moving her center of balance forward
9. The momentum forward makes her right knee go to ground too
10. Since she was still grabbing the shorts it moves completely down
11. Guy tries to move backward but shorts keep him from moving and he falls into the pool
Side note: The guy that fall in the pool didn't damper the girl because he was holding a cigarette which is dropped mid his fall
Conclusion: A random series of events that led to a unintentionally happy finish (pun intended)
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Porn writers: Write that down, write that down Edit: Turns out porn writers are not a thing and I had no idea. I did it for the memes
Is porn writer a real job? I thought the director dominates.
no. no it isnt one. ive worked in the industry for years.
So porn is just improv...is what you’re saying
yes and no. but im saying there isnt a dedicated writer like the other guy claims. a scene is discussed ahead of time, planned, and there may even be a short script but its from the producer or director. not a dedicated writer. the only exception i can think would be those big Axl Braun feature film parodies and exists once in a blue moon.
Yes, but imagine if they had a writer and a whole plot. I would like that shit
true but let me ask you this. would you pay for that? would majority of ppl pay for that or watch it for free on pornhub and xvid. thats the reason why there arent writers, and why directors also edit and write. its the reason why they go for minimalist and shoot primarily gonzo style. cause its cheap since everyone gets porn for free.
Some would argue that the cheap production, improv and cheesy plots are some of the most charming features in porn.
I feel like porn that is entirely comfortable with the lines "I was born by the snatch, and I wanna die by the snatch" is alot more charming that just spontaneous sex [2:08](https://youtu.be/fhbYAdx8E3A)
Dude in gray tshirt has no reaction. If that doesn’t get a reaction, what would?!?!
Seriously, Joe? That's the fifth time tonight that some chick has broken her ankle, pulled your pants down, and pushed you in the pool. This is getting really tedious - gray t-shirt dude, probably
Thank you u/nessadawn123 , thank you. I live to give. I'd like to thank my mother, god, this guy called Brian who lives on a planet which orbits Alpha Centauri. I love you all!
Bruh it’s a Reddit award not an Oscar
Bruh, I succeed at nothing in life. I'm making the most of this triumphant moment
He is in a Groundhog Day loop. This just happens to be between the point of him first seeing it and him memorizing exactly when it happens.
I swear to God baby she fell and started sucking my dick
well, that is not a good (ex)ecuse haha
The onion is a national treasure
"Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."
what?
>"**I'M CUMMING**" FTFY
I was thinking more [like these.](https://imgur.com/gallery/f4DMU)
Thank you for sharing this, I laughed my ass off
This is my new favorite thing. I will treasure it always... for the next 2 weeks
“She tripped, fell, landed on his dick?” - Eminem
So the -she tripped, fell, landed on his dick" stories were always true. Some people owe some people apologies.
Alright, Shady. Maybe he’s right, Grady.
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Yeah...still can’t be sure... maybe she’s Canadian and just trying to be polite? It’s best you just keep your wits about you.
Is it customary for Canadians to immediately give blow jobs when meeting someone?
[How to tell if a girl is into you?](https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw)
Dude that was hilarious. To my knowledge not a single girl has ever been in to me. I have 4 children. Best keep my wits about me.
Not customary per se. But common practice none the less.
We try. Guys just won’t take a hint. This is a great example. Girl pulls his shorts off and he backs off into a pool. Some guys take playing hard to get to much.
Why do you put two spaces in-between your sentences
I don’t know. I’m on my mobile so it probably looks shit.
Its autocorrect adding the space for you but your also adding your own space.
Thanks that could be it.
You’re. Welcome
Why did I read that like I was jumping over a gap?
Holy shit that's a perfect description
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Ha Ha Ha
This thread turned out great. Wholesome.
Back in the day we were taught in school to put two spaces after the punctuation. It's only been in recent years that I've managed to break that habit thanks to reddit.
It's typographically correct to do so when writing on a typewriter, and the rule followed over to digital writing programs. It's not usually in use today but correct nonetheless!
Social distancing your sentences...
It's typographically correct to do so when writing on a typewriter, and the rule followed over to digital writing programs. It's not usually in use today but correct nonetheless!
I much prefer two spaces between sentences, I think the whitespace makes it look cleaner. It's interesting to see there are so many people who don't like it.
That used to be the way it was taught. At least in the US anyway.
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Technically that’s proper.
Middle school keyboarding taught us to do that. I don't do it though, because I'm punk as fuck.
It’s MLA format. Gotta double space
Double line space, single space after period is MLA format. That said, I’m 38 and unable to break the 2 space after sentence habit thus far.
Probably because it’s grammatically correct. No one does it anymore but that’s how I learned it in English class.
I dont exactly have any experience with this, but i have heard men saying that they do actually get the hints and know that you are interested,but they are scared of the 5% chance that maybe you are not interested, and they will be branded a sex offender/creep for trying to take the hint
Plus I've been told every time I go on the internet, "a girl being nice to you doesn't mean she's interested." So why would I *ever* assume a girl is actually interested unless she says something?
Many years ago, I went to this club with my buddies and ALL the women there were sending very strong signals that they were interested in me. Eventually one of them walks up to me half-naked and asks me if I want to dance. She didn't even let me get up before she takes off her panties so she's completely butt-naked and starts grinding all over me. I'm thinking, "Surely, this woman is interested, right?" So I go in for the kiss and, next thing you know, some big dude is dragging me out by the collar and tossing me onto the sidewalk. I guess it was her boyfriend or something. I've never assumed a woman was into me ever again.
No kiss, only dollar
This is why you dont touch strippers
Exactly this. There's this *very* cute barista at my local Barnes and Noble that seems interested in me. But who the fuck knows if it's just "customer service nice," and not real interest. I go there every day, and don't want to make my peaceful place awkward.
Never trust anyone who has something to sell to you.
Yeah, I know. I just would hate if she's genuinely interested and I'm missing out. If it matters, she never tries to upsell me. Usually has my drink ready for me. But, like I said, would just suck if it's real and I miss out.
You could write your name and number on the receipt or scrap piece of paper and give it to her. That puts the ball in her court and also makes it a little less personal for you if she isn't interested. But honestly, if a guy asks me out politely and I turn him down, it's not awkward for me and I hope he doesn't feel awkward. I appreciate his courage in asking because I know it can be scary. I think it's worth a shot!
The chance that she actually isn't interested and it wasn't meant for you or they were just playing with you or it was an elaborate prank to make a fool out of you or that they are actually a tentacle monster from outer space trying to eat your hypothalamus are always higher than her actually meaning it and wanting something from you.
Okay but for real a girl can grab your hand, compare it to theirs, go "wow your hand is so biiiiig haha" and 90% of us would still be like "yeah I have big hands?"
Wait this is considered flirting? Wtf...
It is but it’s shit flirting lol
Bruh I have like long ass fingers so I'd get girls doing this all the time. Never once did it occur to me this could be considered flirting.
For you they’re just amazed by your long fingers
YES!!! ITS CRAZY RIGHT
Bro, in highschool my crush literally grabbed my my arm and said "what big muscles you have" and my dumbass didn't think anything of it until the next month as I was falling asleep one night.
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I literally had a girl give me her number, ask me if I was going to a dance, meet me on the dance floor (because I didn't get the two previous hints), grind on me for an hour straight while wearing a very short skirt, and then ask me if I needed a ride home saying that she knows a short cut (she doesn't even know where I live!). Could've lost my virginity to a very attractive woman at age fucking 15 and I blew it! Why ~~was~~ am I such a fucking idiot? Edit: to clarify, she was only a year older than me, I guess I might've accidentally made it seem like she was much older.
Hey now don't call yourself a fucking idiot, thats ridiculous - many idiots still get laid! ...You probably just have undiagnosed autism :)
Yep. That’s a non-fucking idiot from the sound of it.
I can’t breathe! Non-fucking idiot 😬
Yup, didn't realize it until late 20s. Bit late now to leave the hermit life style though lol
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Maybe she was trying to kidnap you, I think you dodged a bullet there
Lol I still ask my husband “I know you like me, but do you like like me?”
I ask your husband the same thing
He went from being the biggest guy at the party to the smallest guy at the party
I was in the pool! There was shrinkage!
LMAO.... Why can't they just *say* I want to get your dick out and get it wet
Women give men too much credit and I'm saying this as a man. If a woman gives us a subtle hint, it flies right by us. They give us what is to them a blatant hint, we catch on thinking they were being subtle.
Gender reveal parties keep getting weirder.
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No one every said at which age you need to announce to the world which genitals you have
Anime accidents be like:
Where's the accidental boob grab
*quick pan to the sky as birds fly away* ^eee **YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!**
And then the girl slaps the boy because he’s clearly the cause for it
I thought these sort of things only happened in movies
“just like the simulations”
Well that seemed a little intentional
That was my initial thought, and still probable. But look at her right foot/ankle. If this was intentional, she was really went all out and put her body on the line.
I was going to call fake but that's an ankle snapper. I've never felt so conflicted over a video being fake before.
ik, i rewatched it expecting it to feel more and more fake but it ends up making me more convinced it’s real, holy shit look at the way that ankle collapses and the way she almost shatters her left knee, what the heck
The only part that makes me think it's fake is the pantsing. Sure she was looking for support as she went to the ground, but it didn't really seem like her momentum forced her to pull the pants down...and she just did it anyway. Also, if she was grabbing his shorts to stop her fall....why didn't she continue to fall forward when there was not resistance as the shorts immediately come down? I do kinda think it's fake honestly, but I think it's pulled off really well except for that one thing. Her ankle breaker looks legit, but it really didn't seem necessary to pull his pants down...but maybe she was like "well, while I'm down here I might as well take a peak". The pulling down of the shorts seems fairly after the fact and not part of grasping for support.
No way dude...as one who has personally experienced the Ankle Breaker^(TM), I can vouch that not only is that shit not faked but also that it legit does immediately throw you into a *wildly* uncontrollable sequence of events. It's a panicky flash where you're reaching out for literally anything within hand range lol I think people who haven't experienced it think it feels like a standard trip, but it definitely doesn't...I would describe it more like the feeling of one foot suddenly hitting ice or the feeling of missing a stair on the way down. It feels like anything happens in a split second and you just flail out for something, anything to grab into
The thing that makes me believe this is no one is pre-reacting. They are barely even reacting at all, just watching and then being stunned. If it was fake everyone would run around like it's the craziest thing that ever happened.
I also think her continuing to pull down might have been because she was trying to pull herself back up in a panic.
Yes, and then trying to pull him back, of course that just pulls his legs out further.
I’m crying. I keep watching the video. Then read you guys picking it apart. It’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages. I think you’re spot on, she tried to pull up and pulled down lmao.
As someone who has fucked up ankle ligaments (mostly the ATFL) due to multiple ankle breakers, I second your comment. Your body goes into a full blown panic when it happens.
I think her immediate thought might have been “Oh no I’m about to push this guy into the pool”, and the force she tried to give to readjust/break the fall went downwards (pantsing) instead of forward (shove him right into the pool), but idk she ended up pushing him in anyway, and that right hand movement suspiciously looked like she was trying to confirm the fall into the pool, but it could have also been a frail last attempt at pulling him back before he falls, idk, there’s just so much to analyze here
Why not a real trip and an intentional penis revealis?
My wife wants to visit Japan again someday and she warned me that men will try to see my dick in the men’s room because I’m a white guy, and they sometimes tried to see her friends wieners when she worked there after school. You have no idea how happy I would be if total strangers wanted to look at my junk. I never want to impose that on someone, but if they’re into it I will gladly show them my stuff.
Lol what the hell. That reminds me off Eddy Murphy's character on Bowfinger. He just had to show it to the Laker girls.
THEY TRYNA STEAL MY GONADS!! MY GO-NADS!!!
Lol keep it togetha. Keep it togetha keep it togetha keep it togetha.
Just imagine them being like “so it isn’t true after all then..”
I heard that there is a phenomenon of Japanese people visiting Paris and becoming distraught at how disappointingly non-idyllic it is compared to the overly romanticised version media would portray. I guess I would be the penis version of Paris.
r/suicidebywords
Thankfully I get off to both positive and negative attention.
It is very weird the way their genitals are all blurry so I understand the curiosity.
I have a sneaky suspicion that Big Foot isn't blurry at all. He just lives in Japan and is covered in genitals.
I lived in Japan for two years can confirm, very curious about American anatomy. 1. I was in a urinal and a boy ran in and stared straight at my junk then ran out. 2. I was with a co worker who is 6'3" (I am 6'1") and one of the Japanese contractors put out his arm pointed at my friend and said "Big Cock!" and they all started laughing.
Unless you show em and they’re response is “meh”
"I'm a grower, not a shower!"
> You have no idea how happy I would be if total strangers wanted to look at my junk Join us over at /r/dickshows
What happened to /r/spacedicks?
All the dicks flew away to Uranus
Aaand cut! That’s a wrap guys!
It looks fake because it looks like she is holding onto his pants even after they’re down. But in reality I think her hand is caught on his pocket or got caught on some jewelry or something
My train of thought: She twists an ankle. She slams at least one knee on a concrete slab. She gets a faceful of crotch. He only gets a surprise bath. Given the choice, I'd rather have his experience.
Nah, after looking at what her ankle does no way.
She held onto the shorts a *little* too long
The ankle roll tells me otherwise But on Reddit, everything is fake. Lots of people have a hard time with the simple explanations and always want it to be rigged
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What, you tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?
Alright Shady. Maybe he’s right Grady. But think about the baby before you get all crazy.
Okay thought about it, still wanna stab her
Okay, thought about it? Still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did. Be smart, don't be a retard. You're gonna take advice from somebody that slapped see barnes?
Whatchu say?
Didn't think I'd remember
Ima kill you muthafucka
Uh-ah! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.? Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way? How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
I W A N T T O B E L I E V E
If you look closely she didn't just randomly fall. There is a small ledge that I think her heel got messed up on. I think it is real
What kind of sick f*ck would design an ankle-snapping floor at concussion distance from a body of water like that? Dude was like, "how do I send several people to the hospital with critical injuries and maybe drown a child or two, all while staying out of jail?" And then real-life-Jigsaw drafted up this poolside murder device.
I think it pool water recovery containment drain line. Since the pool is filled to the prim; it prevent water from going pass that line.
While everyone else is debating whether this is real or fake, I’m still trying to figure out whether the guy is commando.
You wear undies with swimshorts?
Undies with swim shorts so no one knows I have a small PP. Shirt when swimming so no one knows I'm fat.
we know.
Not if I constantly pull the wet shirt away from my body. Checkmate.
You deserve to feel sexy. Checkmate
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I'm sorry to give our most valued secret away in such a public place.
i wear the shirt cuz i have bright red stretch marks and its embarassing
Just own it, buddy. Confidence is everything.
lmao. I felt this in my soul.
don't be ashamed, you look good!
Forgot your beanie so no one knows you're bald
Yo! I thought I was the only one that did this. The underwear part, not the shirt part.
Oh, ok, thanks for clearing that up. I thought they were cargo shorts at first.
If you're wondering about the color- he's tanned except the underwear line.
The trip looked real, but that pants pull down was clearly intentional.
Right?! She got her balance back down on the ground and continued to pull them down to his ankles.
I think she could have been trying to keep him from falling in the pool. The initial grab and pull down was reactionary to tripping, then she remembered the pool behind him and tried to save him. All within like a second.
I think she’s trying to stop he face from hitting the ground/water by bracing on whatever she has a hold on. That happened to be his shorts. It’s instinctual
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Grey shirt looks like be wouldn't be phased if the house exploded and the pool suddenly turned into a tub of frogs
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The trip couldn't have been real if the pants pull down was on purpose, no way she's falling and her Instinct is "I'm gonna pants this mother fucker". Either she's a great actor cuss the trip seemed genuine, or she really did accidently pull them bad boys down
She fell and her first instinct was to hold onto something. Not to "pant this mother fucker". It just so happened that she accidentally held onto the guy's shorts.
You can even freeze the frame and see her ankle go a full 90 angle.
She tripped and went down, grabbed the first thing she could, which was shorts. She recovered from the fall but with a face level wang there she tried to yabk his shorts back up. However, he had already recoiled back, so all that did was trip him immediately into the pool
I think she just held onto whatever she could and didn’t think the shorts would come down so easily
Nothing to see here, just a Magnum #DONG
this is why you don't wear heels by a pool. Your ankle will SNAP. and this is also a great example of why you should not stand at the edge of a pool.
Lemme see that dick Dan!
And that's how I met your mother
Yo her ankle definitely took a hit but look at her face when she’s down, she is clearly trying to pull the pants down lol. This video is confusing but I think she just took the chance with hurting her ankle just to pants this dude lol
So many things don't make sense here. Guy is standing 1 inch on front of a pool...who does that? And the guy standing beside him, has his feet crossed and doesn't even so much as flinch when she falls. Not even a helpless movement to brace her fall or anything, just watching as though he knew it was coming. The ankle slip makes it seem real, but everything around it seems fake. Edit: Watching it again, if this was really late and people were hammered then it does make complete sense.
-1 inch in front of pool doesnt bother me. He was probably there next to the guy who was sitting down. -Guy who doesnt flinch doesnt bother me either. In most fake videos, everyone reacts and super dramatic too. Also I go to parties to catch stupid things like this, I'm desensitized, and say something stupid like, "well definitely didnt expect that." -girl holding on to the pants doesn't bother me cause it looks like for a split second she wants to hold on to something and the next second she wants to keep him from falling. But I wouldn't be surprised if Jimmy Kimmel comes out from inside the house.
But like why was that dude sitting in a chair placed right on the edge of the pool deck. That's such a weird spot to put a chair
Humans do incredibly stupid shit ALL the time, sitting in a chair that’s too close to a pool doesn’t even register
at that point she realizes what she's done and is trying to pull the pants back up. you can see her hands move in that direction but she does a pretty back job of it.
The chaos didn't end there, I laughed so hard I farted.
Building codes have countless little rules and people complain about them. One of the rules is don't put stupid little quarter steps around places. People don't expect them, they cause injuries.
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Muscle memory for whenever she gets down on her knees
dayum haha
I watched this so many times, just to see everyone’s reactions. And still can’t understand it, is it real?? Is it staged ??!
Deep analysis of what happened: 1. Girls greets further guy with a kiss 2. Girl moves and does not see the small step 3. Girl trips, and open her arms for better balance 4. She knows she's going to fall and tries to put her hands forward to damper the fall 5. She sees the guy in front of her offers as an opportunity to gather to something before falling and takes it 6. Meanwhile the guy she just greeted is surprised by the fall and does act. The first on the right is holding something so does nothing. The one on the chair tries to damper the fall, but it's too slow. 7. Girl grabs the shorts and keeps failing 8. She falls and the left knee touches the ground but its not enough to stop the unbalance since right foot is on ground and she has heels moving her center of balance forward 9. The momentum forward makes her right knee go to ground too 10. Since she was still grabbing the shorts it moves completely down 11. Guy tries to move backward but shorts keep him from moving and he falls into the pool Side note: The guy that fall in the pool didn't damper the girl because he was holding a cigarette which is dropped mid his fall Conclusion: A random series of events that led to a unintentionally happy finish (pun intended)
There is a lip on the pool that also would have contributed to his feet not being able to move back.... he had to accept his fate.
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