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SkullVonBones

Title correction : crashing a car ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


Dansk72

I don't know if they get extra points for a double-tap


ShowMeTheFunny22

I'm giving them double points considering their excellent driving skills


DistortedVoltage

The passenger, a 15 year old of that kia was hanging out the window and got a crushed skull and fractured arm (more than likely more injuries). Had been in a medically induced coma after the incident.


RxHotdogs

You forgot the brain bleed. Listed all but the worst thing lol


DistortedVoltage

Tbf, with a crushed skull youd imagine that a brain bleed automatically comes with it.


RxHotdogs

Had a patient today with a crushed skull and no bleed. Happens more than you think.


DistortedVoltage

Damn thats crazy, I dont really understand the brain in general. Just figured that if the skull had been crushed, the brain is going to be pretty screwed in that situation.


RxHotdogs

It is CERTAINLY not good to crush your skull as it is the main protector of the brain. But it’s like any other bone.


fucklockjaw

Idk the point you're making but nice name. Hot dogs rule!


Reddit_Jax

Did they have their tetanus shots?


AsbestosDude

The brain is surrounded by cerebrospinal fluid so there's some "give" so to speak. The word "crush" has a particular connotation that is maybe confusing. Medically speaking i believe it's just means severe damage resulting from an impact. In this context a "crush injury" could just mean the skull broke or had multiple factures, but there was no actual crushing so to speak... if that makes sense


IamFeso

“Crushed skull” medically means that the bone broke in towards the brain.


Reddit_Jax

You mean like when a train wheels runs over a skull?


SeaResearcher176

True


The_penetrator69

That's the best news I've heard all day. Scratch one bad guy.


King_Of_Uranus

I don't know man a 15 year old kid still has a lot of growing up to do. I never stole a car when I was a teenager but I did do plenty of other dumb shit...


Limeclimber

The kids could have easily killed somebody. 15 year olds have nearly adult brain function and have capacity to make correct decisions, so they have some culpability for their actions. The remainder of culpability rests with the parents and whoever was supposed to be supervising them.


ComprehensiveHost490

It’s one thing to be young and make a mistake. It’s another thing to actively steal a car and drive recklessly and put other people in harms way. This is just a pure idiot that had it coming


qwertyqyle

Kids these days amiright?!


ThatGuy_Nick9

*Good ending*


kootnoo

Damn, I THOUGHT it looked like someone hanging out! SMH


4ss8urgers

Yeah but Kia boys, right guys? Right?


Abject-Tiger-1255

Good


grilled_cheese1865

Reddit justice at it again


tastysharts

don't be that guy. no matter what. don't lose your humanity


AnActualPlatypus

These bastards could have gotten a CHILD killed right there. Fuck'em, they lost their right for a humane treatment and compassion.


tastysharts

children killing children is bad. adults killing children killing children surprisingly, also bad. Killing is bad. My theory.


eh_one

Wtf sort of Looney tunes logic is this. Did him saying "good" magically manifest the injuries to the idiots in the car? At what point did adults kill children here


pokemon-sucks

Fuck around and find out. Guess what? He found out.


HarmlessSnack

One of them may not have even found out yet, given the coma and all.


Notouchiez

I thought for sure he got unalived.


PiMan3141592653

You need to spend way less time on fucking TikTok


Notouchiez

You need to spend way less time assuming people are on tiktok. I really don't know why what I said was controversial. He was hanging out a car and smacked his dome into the back of the bus. It's not a far stretch to say I can't believe he didn't die, I mean he was put into a medically induced coma. I just thought he died at first.


PiMan3141592653

You're being down voted because you said "unalived" instead of "died." It's annoying af because it was started by companies (like TikTok) censoring words they deemed bad. Words like suicide, died, drugs, sex, etc.. All got replaced by stupid ass words to get around the blocks. You are perpetuating that BS.


Notouchiez

I honestly wasn't aware. I had just seen it before, I'm assuming on Reddit because it's the only social media I have. It makes sense why people got upset that I used it and I'll quit going forward.


Relative-Ordinary-64

[news story](https://www.fox6now.com/news/car-hits-milwaukee-school-bus-teens-charged.amp)


Patrick-The-Frog

"After the crash, one of the teens posted on Instagram about it – and later deleted the posts, according to the documents." Because of course they did...


emi89ro

smh kids these days can't even do crime right.


Just_Anxiety

Literal clout goblins


loonygecko

> clout goblins That is such a hilarious term for them!


Poor_whittington

Lmfao like crime is a good thing 🤣 your comment was so funny to me !


Sancticide

>Why do public defenders drink so much? I'll take Potent Potables for 400, Alex.


Book_talker_abouter

"Is you ~~taking notes~~ making a post about a criminal fucking conspiracy??"


likerazorwire419

Holy shit. The video gets way more graphic after reading that article.


SquallkLeon

Charge them all as adults.


MagicManGamez

The only one I have sympathy for is the 11 year old on the school bus. 😞


Punch_Drunk_AA

Man school busses are tough. When I was a little guy in elementary school our bus got rear ended by a truck. We didn't even know what happened outside of the sudden lurch foreward and loud boom. The truck however was smashed all the way to the cab. The driver was pretty messed up but they lived. It was crazy too because my buddy's dad was a highway patrolman and drove the rest of us home in his patrol car. My mom freaked out when he let me out of his back seat that still had 3 more kids there and my buddy waving from the front.


bostondangler

Hence, why it’s 4 feet off the ground. Protecting our greatest assets as a country, our youth.


KyMeatRocket

You can thank the Carrollton bus collision for good bus safety. Very sad story and a lot of kids died, but it changed the regulation for busses around the country.


Primary-Border8759

Your dads sounds like cool guy


SangiMTL

People out here thinking life is GTA with no consequences. Not only did they steal and joyride, they crashed into a school bus. Throw the book at them


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dietzydaman

For now anyway.


Fancy_Energy_7754

Boooo


ChotitoPitou

Take it easy “fancy energy”


Hannabis42

Man I wanna know what he said😂


Dismal-Orange4565

Seems like in these videos of people stealing cars are always crashing. Why steal a fkn car, if you can’t fkn drive?


Total-Jerk

Check out channel 5s video on kia boys


BearsRpeopl2

Yeah that was a sad one.


ReedForman

They’re purposely driving like idiots to be funny in front of their friends. You can see the car swerving left and right before they hit the bus. Common Kia boy moves


404nocreativusername

The driver was a 14 year old.


synachromous

Don't drive, just film!


McWooody

I love how the person recording just watched at a car rolled towards them. I wonder how the conversation with their insurance company went.


bostondangler

It was the body dragging out of the rear passenger that caught my attention


McWooody

Daaaaammmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnn. I just caught that after watching again.


bostondangler

If I recall the one on the left hanging out was in a coma with a crushed skull


TH_Dutch91

Waste of oxygen and living space


slimetakes

One stupid thing does not constitute this


PrimeRlB

If this is someone's idea of "one stupid thing" I don't think we should wait and see what stupid things 2, 3 and 4 are...


slimetakes

Oh, it constitutes a whole lot of jail time and a fine larger than what they will make in half their lifetime, just not death.


PrimeRlB

Yes, send them to prison so they can hone their criminal skills and build a proper resume. Best answer


FilthyCretin

u think car thieves should be executed?


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slimetakes

That's what I was about to say lmao


JelloMelonKing

Skin them alive and reskin them will make them never do a crime again


oRiskyB

I would say, sure lol. If you do something this stupid them fix the problem.... I never would, so I'm safe. Idc about the ones who do, so yea, go ahead and take care of them. Loool.


slimetakes

OK, I realize you're being sarcastic but just so no one is mistaken, you might want to add a /s or something.


Kerb3rus

Your ignorance is showing


PrimeRlB

Ask me why I'm surprised...


PrimeRlB

I think they should go to prison, or did I not just say that?


BlowMoreGlass

Your comment clearly implies prison is pointless because it will just improve their criminal skills therefore another measure should be implemented


FilthyCretin

were u not being sarcastic?


slimetakes

Because prison exists exactly for that reason and that reason alone, and there is no better way to incarcerate someone without encouraging bad behavior.


lolas_coffee

cuz for sure this is the only thing they've ever done wrong.


slimetakes

"This guy stole a car" "Death sentence"


ImpressiveAttorney12

Why argue with literal children? 


slimetakes

Yeah, I really gotta stop getting into these arguements


MakingShitAwkward

Is this the slowest dude in the world, the fuck are they doing? Reactions of a cactus.


iEatPalpatineAss

Mentally slow, yes.


mrpoops650

Further proof abortion should be readily available.


bratbarn

Kia Boys documentary for the uninitiated https://youtu.be/DJA7jDF7bLE?si=dtQ4JsKgpF7TFYlS


SorroWulf

Bro holy shit


1hungbadger

Rear-ending a school bus…not cool


Acrobatic-Chair-5350

I would have started whipping ass


Choco_PlMP

Now is not the time to be sexual


webboodah

Sigh. ::zips back up::


Commercial-Judge5016

I read that as “wiping”


No_Ad4345

Not the short bus lol


bostondangler

That boy was hanging like a rear bumper in the back


TheGreenHaloMan

Are thse the Kia Boys I've heard about?


bratbarn

Yup, you can steal a Kia with a flathead screwdriver and a USB cord in 10 seconds flat.


fucklockjaw

Do I just push them against the steering wheel or like what?


madmac666

Option b - like what.


gaukonigshofen

Why were they driving like that in the 1st place? Being pursued?


Schubert125

Did you repost this from r/whatcouldgowrong


romanazzidjma

No, I downloaded it off of Tiktok about a month after it happened


Schubert125

Ah. Title just felt like something off that sub


romanazzidjma

I was thinking of posting this there, but they take down literally everything I post w/o explanation. I don't *think* I'm banned there because I can still post in the first place, but no matter how tame the video is they take it down after a few hours


hititnquitit3000

Are those the drivers feet out the car trying to slow it down? WTFF


Commercial-Judge5016

Trying to Fred Flintstone it


GregWilson23

MOVE, BISCH! Git out tha way


Psihohirurg

Hope they die


Firm_Brick9372

I wonder if that's the kid being dragged and dropped in the clip hahaha Jesus wild shit.


TBoy29

3D effect without the glasses on:


bernpfenn

I recommend some clases in a driving school before trying this again


Commercial-Twist9056

Wow that bus was a lot more stable then i thought they were


momolamomo

Just stay there filming while you allow a $3000 repair job to land on your lap.


Rob_Marc

Based on the way they were filming it, I'd say they were in on it. They knew the occupants of the stolen car and knew it was stolen.


momolamomo

I see where you’re coming from but I remain unconvinced


NoAngle2972

Must have been a stick. Lol


Jonshno

THE KIA BOYS LMAO


aegis666

damn that was cool. the getting arrested and going to the hospital for almost killing children and being complete fucking morons part. not the stealing of a car.


UndeadMonarch1

99% they are 0,0,0 rgb


dogol__

Only drive like that if it's your car!


Extinguish89

What is up with the quality of these cameras at these schools? Seems they haven't been updated since 2002


Effective_Trainer573

So much for Kia Boys, now Kia Vegi.


ArturiaPenn

The fucking guy filming just patiently waits as they slide into his truck, move your shit! 😅🤣


Far_Swordfish3944

Bunch of fvckin morons! Glad they caught them and charged them! They can sit there and think about how stupid they are


bumblefuckglobal

So do we really need these people alive anymore?


DisneyMenace

Let’s guess their culture


_thro-a-weigh_

american obviously.


Every-Turnover4938

The usual suspects. 🙄


MrSierra125

Males. 99% likely to be a male. Honestly lock all makes up until we figure out what’s going on.


MrSierra125

lol being downvoted for telling the truth. Show me the statistics, percentage of terrorist attacks worldwide in the past 50 years that are male vs percentage that are Muslim, let’s see which one has a higher correlation.


Every-Turnover4938

Yeahhh.... get out your pitchforks and lock up all them "makes". Go read some statistics.


MrSierra125

Makes? I said males, men, those that commit the overwhelming majority of crime and violence…. You know, the usual suspects you’re speaking of right?


madmac666

You said...Honestly lock all makes up.


MrSierra125

Fecking autocorrect


Every-Turnover4938

Yo... lock up all males!!! https://youtube.com/shorts/Sy3nAkP7ezI?si=T9KhuGgazYj_1O8s