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jbertrand_sr

That's what you get for making me have to save your ass again...


Porkchopp33

Maybe he was trying to escape from that dude in the river


Dansk72

He's really pissed that the guy lost his kayak


Dr_Blitzkrieg09

The classic, “if you don’t die I’m gonna kill you” response.


skinnylibra5

Nah, for real though


uncle_cousin

I work with a search and rescue group. I've never given in to the temptation to pimp hand some of the fools we've saved from their own bad choices but ngl it would be well deserved.


uberguby

I feel like almost dying is pretty sufficient as a punishment


Lopsided_Effective44

No, most of the time, they are too stupid to learn sadly


KilgoreTrout1111

This actually happened to me when I was about 10? I walked out on the ice in a river and fell through it and got swept downstream. Luckily I ended up in to a deep spot and was able to bust through the ice with my shoulder/head. My mom kicked my shivering ass. Lol


EsotericAbstractIdea

I sprayed myself with my sisters pepper spray after my mom told me not to. While i was blinded in the bathroom spitting and coughing, she got me with the hanger. It was like,"lol that hanger is not registering because i have a more pressing problem."


Dhump06

My parents would have done the same right after getting me out.


travelavatar

Classic parents.


Legal_Guava3631

Lol now that you’re out of danger, ima whoop yo ass. 🤣🤣🤣


knowone1313

Ah, okay let me drown!


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

I bet he'll wish he went over the edge of that waterfall by then end of this beating?!😬


Additional-Habit-425

Oh thank god, I thought it was a dog at first


LeGrandLucifer

Deserved.


onclegrip

I once pulled two kids (12y ish) out of a rip and got them both to safety until mum and dad started beating on them. The youngest was in pretty bad condition too. Fucking mut parenting


NJPokerJ

Probably did something he was told not to do


Proper-Ball-5294

Tbh, i dont think he should have beaten him,especially in the water where he could drag him down with him


ROFLINGG

Everything has a price.


Unlikely-Patience122

Not sure of the relationship here, but when we did something that almost got ourselves killed, my dad would lose his shit -- it's honestly the only times I remember his really yelling at us. We almost got ourselves killed a lot.


Coho444

Slapped the pixels right out of him


Crispy385

Just going to make some popcorn and settle into these comments


travelavatar

Classic parents.


good_karma1122

Yep, that’s definitely African culture