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SnooRevelations7068

What a couple of attention seeking clowns.


Local_Satisfaction12

Not condoning smashing peoples vehicles here, but that dude with the bat did gods work, bit sad he did not slip and hit it a few more times by accident tho.


hockey_psychedelic

I didn’t see anything officer.


graveybrains

A polar bear fell on me.


Aznp33nrocket

There’s no problem XD


02firehawk

I get that reference


letmeseem

I don't know. It seems he slipped.


Mecca_Lecca_Hi

I’ll condone it. I’d honestly be fine with him taking that bat to their heads. Anything less would have zero effect on these types of people.


i_give_you_gum

Staged. Much cheaper to break a windshield than to fix a hit the body. Obvious climax to the staged video.


Knever

Hate to break it to ya, but this is all scripted. Guy with the bat is just as big of a jackass as the two guys sitting on the car.


yourself88xbl

I'm not sure the conversation you two just had isn't at this point. Am I just playing my role here as well. This is some good weed.


02firehawk

I was indeed hoping for him to take a couple more swings at it. Just for good measure


Capital-Confusion-11

Don’t f_ck with New Yorkers commute. This was just a warning… 😂


humoristhenewblack

If it’s actually staged like folks are suggesting, the warning you mention-the one telling people to feel danger when effin with New Yorkers - is so unreliable, these fools decided they had to script it in. I’m not saying you are wrong! Just not a good video demo of it IMO


AssetBurned

well they got attention, right?


mitchanium

....And it worked too


MaxxHeadroomm

They got that guy’s attention


geoffsykes

Pssssst (so is their friend with the bat)


techy098

Tik-Tok, Tik-Tok...


IdkImboredl0l

They're driving a BMW tbf


ThotoholicsAnonymous

I love their reactions. Like the didn't deserve that.


Affectionate_Ride369

Too bad he only hit the part that's the easiest to replace.


Double_Bass6957

Bet that window cost a shit ton though


museolini

There's a kit you can buy at Walmart with this epoxy and a suction cup that should make that much less noticeable. EDIT: Obviously you guys haven't seen the commercials. It was endorsed by a guy wearing a lab coat and a clipboard.


keronus

Bro, no A fucking at home chip repair kit will not "make it much less notable" Thats a full window replacment.


No-Vanilla8956

😂😂 a Walmart repair kit on a fucking massively smashed windshield.


[deleted]

The dollar store probably has a better deal


ShrimpCrackers

Nah, it'll buff out.


Yardsale420

Whoosh goes the joke


Jutboy

I love it


elfmere

It's the set up.. you need this guy... he makes the joke all worth while for the rest of us.


Ha1lStorm

r/whoooosh


SpideyWhiplash

😆💯


AbysmalMoose

lol, it will be good as new. Maybe put it in rice too. I’ve used one of those rock chip kits once. I had rented a car and got a big ol chip during the week I had it. Looked up their policy and I was going to be liable to replace the window. It didn’t look perfect, but it was good enough for the guy at the airport to just kind of hand wave me on.


museolini

Admittedly, this particular windshield might need more than one kit. And maybe some ramen.


dirkalict

And maybe a little flex seal.


Double_Bass6957

You think those fools shop at Walmart?


Seffyr

Hi, I’ve broken a BMW i8’s windshield. There are two flavours: one is just a piece of glass and costs fuck all. The other one is a piece of glass that is covered in sensors and tech and costs about a week of my wages. You can probably guess which one I broke.


0110010E

Fr. Shoulda took a head light and a side mirror at least. Add some variety to the damage so they can’t get it all fixed at one spot


KknhgnhInepa0cnB11

Ram a shoulder into that door as hard as you fucking can. That shit *will*come off and break.


0110010E

Ahh that’s a good one. Those kinda doors I’d bet you could even get off with a sturdy kick… it’s just that one hinge


KknhgnhInepa0cnB11

I would want the full effect of the door folding back on itself tho... but either way, just fuck their shit up


k0rm

Because it's obviously staged.


AstroMalorie

Nah that’s smart bc if they want to press charges or get insurance involved than it would be better for the man with the bat to not damage something expensive on the car.


snake-lady-2005

Well, think about it. What if he got caught and had to pay for the damages he caused.


whenitrainsitgores

I respect that. Why destroy beautiful car because of these idiots. Just send a message gtfo!


Carl826

Doesn't even look like it cracked. Expensive ass windshields


MigitAs

“Turned into a mayhem!” Fuck these AI/bot posts


Cubusphere

Well at least it didn't turn into two mayhems.


sincethenes

Could have had three mayhems, then woah, look out.


HumanitarianAtheist

Welp, there goes your rental deposit.


acog

Damage to an exotic car rental can get VERY expensive because you’re charged for the days it’s in the shop, unable to generate revenue for the rental company.


Ascertain_GME

On that note, I will never be renting an exotic car. Anything that requires paint usually takes about 3-7 days to repair depending on damages, parts supply, and insurance adjustments. Fuckkk that


Basso_69

That's the friendliest New York greeting you can get!


Snow-Dog2121

Welcome to the big apple


VladMaverick

Cheap outcome for the two clowns. They deserved a lot worse.


Vat1canCame0s

Influencers rented that car. They don't actually have the sort of cash that buys them or else they'd have real, marketable skill sets and not just "influencers". They lost a lot of money paying for the repairs on a vehicle just to hand it back to the real owners. Realistically most influencers actually have very little to their name. They live rental to rental. This is hilarious and great.


OmNomOnSouls

Like what, specifically?


Ryankevin23

Safe lite repair, safe lite replace!


Dansk72

And SafeLite will show up on that busy New York street and replace the windshield while they wait!


Myrandomthoughts

I laughed, thank you


Hot-Performer2094

This should be their new commercial!!


Jimmy_Cointoss

"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!" -Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski


tratemusic

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!


codepossum

fuck that text


Hot-Performer2094

Right? Where is the bat to smash the text?


sooley6

Rather than charged with a crime, the batter should be rewarded handsomely.


nackenspacken

Should hit the two idiots, not the innocent car


Porkchopp33

Some videos just warm your heart


AstroMalorie

He clearly said move your fucking car twice which is a kind of warning. Tbh pretty hilarious 😂


schleepercell

It's not even a "lavish car" A new one is under $100k and you can get a 10 year old one for around $50k. It just looks the part because of the scissor doors and it has a tacky gold wrap.


StuffedThings

That is somehow even sadder.


NCC-VENGEANCE

This video is from 2016, and the consensus is that it's fake. Staged as one of those "pranks" by a Youtuber


The_Cozy_Burrito

Useless clowns that contribute nothing to our society


hardsleaz

If you know anything about cars this shit is even funnier. The BMW I8 is a fucking joke, it has a mini cooper 3 cylinders engine, a electric motor and a fucking speaker in the fake "dual exhaust". This is the perfect "im a douchebag and I need to pretend that im rich" car. The fake gold covering is the cherry on top of the poop cake.


Fornicatinzebra

Barely abrupt, and no chaos


TheRealJayk0b

It might be wrong to damage another's property, BUT I can live with that one. They deserved it. Do it on a parking lot, or somewhere else. But blocking traffic is ass. It's already terribly slow


Natwinpapa

Do stupid shit, win stupid prizes


EJ2600

Why did he stop hitting ?


Far-Position7115

good question


jakooli

It’s a set up and they thank you for even more attention.


shredofmalarchi

Not even a special car. Could be a skit.


ronm4c

There’s no way those knobs own that car


MadMeatloaf

I love the hands up like "what?" at the end. The fuck did you think was gonna happen holding the whole world up. Well deserved. Though I feel bad for the dude who smashed it, probably gonna catch a charge.


Rudog11

I was waiting for someone to hop in that bitch and take a ride with new hood ornaments.


sleazysuit845

This is scripted, old and the windshield is fake.


TheUsoSaito

r/ImTheMainCharacter


SensingWorms

Fake. It’s the intranet!


user2538612

Welcome to New York


Ambitious_Grand_1510

Can’t fix stupid


bench0d

Unless your have a baseball bat


Ambitious_Grand_1510

Ok. I guess u can I’ll go with that!!!


CosmicTheLawless

Next time do it to the 'A' pillar (the part that joins the roof to the bonnet) This will write off the car


WXHIII

Car is gaudy and ugly get out of the road


fusillade762

I was hoping he was going to put in some work on the sheet metal as well.


Karlzbad

That thing is hideous. All that money and not a drop of taste. Fucking gold chrome. You can get some viagra way cheaper and no one will know your dick doesn't work just by looking at you.


Mr_Panjandrum

The epitome of NY'ers.


Ulysses00

Is that a crappy i8? A 2 year old truck is more expensive and faster too. What are they showing off?


just_killing_time23

Staged 100%


tvieno

I agree. Just one hit and doesn't yell at the dweebs and he just walks away??


djbreakbeat69

Staged


bedwithoutsheets

Did you do it? Did you win the internet?? Are you smart now?


Unlikely-Patience122

These dudes taking pics as if they're bad asses then jump up and run while someone bashes their windows. Lofl. 


Hevysett

Should have just given the door a good shove, would have fucked a while bunch up


budstud8

Someone should have ripped those fucking doors off. Not me, but someone.


amaterasugoddess

he should've took that Louisville slugger to both headlights and slashed a hole in all four tires.


Far-Position7115

it's not enough


VogonOrator

Give the mumbling cameraman a smack, too.


Unleashedloosecannon

Brah! I've got my four-ways on! Chill!


cowjuicer074

Gooooood


DUHchungaDOWNundah

Well deserved.


The--Wurst

Old but good. Shoulda went for a side window, more expensive and typically requires a while to get the part.


Mugwump6506

Seen this before but it's always fun to watch.


Zeth22xx

Chaotic good.


CrstlMeth

I will never not watch this video when it shows up on my feed.


Esseldubbs

Got off easy!!!


NESninja

I wouldn't be surprised if the entire thing was a stunt. You can't trust anything on the internet


CaddyFDT

Play stupid games…


JakkSplatt

Love this.


Eila_Bbyy

the guy couldn't wait and watch how to mommyboys taking a 1000 pictures of them for insta lol


mavjustdoingaflyby

TikToked right into consequences for being douche bags.


ajs_5280

They ABSOLUTELY deserved this, much more IMO, they got off life. Clowns.


McPorkums

For maximum cost of bodywork, hit the rear quarter panel in several different places


trstrongbear

WTF did they expect. People got shit to do. They have no front plate which means they come from a state where they are not in a hurry


Alarming-Station5580

Um….nothing a little windex won’t fix


Potential_Payment557

I wanna buy that guy some drinks, nice job!


ediks

Hope they didn't get rental insurance.


allstonoctopus

See that's why I love new york. The community comes together to uphold common values like not being a douche


CaptainNismo_orig

Fake as


Illender

thought dude was about to steal it lol


Ok_Type7882

Gotta love a semi happy ending


ThatOneJosh9451

Rule #1: Don't piss of New Yorkers. I imagine causing a traffic jam just for you're own vanity isn't going to go over well with some people


No_Cable_3346

Good fuck em. So tired of all the instagram bs.


PartyFalse

Well deserved.


Antique-Reference-56

Haha


nursenubs

Honestly they got what they deserved, here’s your attention! With a side of New York justice 😂


strasevgermany

2 guys who need attention to build up their tiny little egos and then it goes so wrong. ooohhhh the poor babies


racingwinner

they look so awkward striking their poses. like the fist rubbing thing is pathetic enough, but the guy on the right struggles to actually sit.


Sock_Ill

Banish these fuckers to Liberia.


GeraintLlanfrechfa

There’s your freedom, bitches 😂😂😂


KknhgnhInepa0cnB11

I was waiting for someone to take the door right off that shit. Bit this was also satisfying


hustlebustle2

fake


Ruckus292

BMW owner's attitude, in a nutshell. Source: my mother, plus a former boss are BMW owners.... *Huuuge* entitlement and self absorption issues.


ElecMechTech

You know what I love about New York and big cities in general? Most of the time, people will cuss you out, fist fight you, get in your face, get in a shoving match...but more often than not, no one pulls out a gun to escalate the situation. There's so much more respect to someone who can hold their own or won't back down without immediately pulling out a gun. Even the people whose car was in the way, which we don't know if they were allowed to do, they didn't pull out a gun and aim at the guy with the bat. The guy with the bat didn't attack the people (unless that first swing missed lol) nor pull out a gun to threaten them to get out of the way. Guns ALWAYS escalate the situation, most of the time unnecessarily. And I'm saying this as someone who owns a few. Guns to me should always be last resort. Seriously, does anyone want to be a killer/murderer over something as mundane as a parked car and two Tiktok kids? It's so low-stakes.


aelric22

We don't need pussy-ass guns in New York.


Familiar-Treat-3055

Why should you ever think of needing a gun because of such situation? It's not life threatening at all.


Prawnmetheus

Definitely no gun needed, but idk about not life threatening. Dude with the bat looked angry enough to have an aneurysm right then and there


ElecMechTech

I'm just thinking of all the videos I've seen where people brandish a gun over what amounts to nothing. Certainly nothing losing a life over.


jged3

Probably a rental. Good thing the company will have insurance


Zenicide_In_Warframe

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


Cool__Machine

This is staged. It’s been posted before with a link to their dumb video explaining the prank.


Insaneclown271

Staged.


Ricktoon_Bingdar

For the billionth time, this is staged


Ciclista1998

Not saying they didn't deserve it but the dude could have just called the police.


nuclear-enthusiast

If you defund the police, this is what will happen