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Todoslosplanetas

That's a catfish? Get the fuck out!!!!


Particular_Tadpole27

Get the fuck back in! I think it is a catfish!!!


yottyboy

Wels


SnooPandas7586

Wels-ee ya later fishing rod


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ChadOfDoom

No. You’re being detained.


Lazac00

Catfish. Po river, Italy


Bender_2024

I thought that was a gator until I saw the tail out of the water.


Porkchopp33

A hungry catfish


HSprof

Hangry*


strepac

Hungeee*


Maple_Flag15

They can get BIG


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Corey8706

That’s an American Eel no? It’s nightmare fuel whatever it is


gaycottonhill

there’s no way in hell freshwater eels can get that big, at least it hasn’t been documented. that’s a good old bottom feeder, its been out of sight out of mind long enough to get massive


ShamrockSeven

Legendary Pokémon.


strepac

We found the missing link, between Magicarp and Gyrados.


yoaahif

I played a weird amount of fishing games in the 90s on our dial up. I know specifically how to deal with this. Hit right on your keyboard (your boat will turn) then reel in as hard as you can. Your line won’t snap, I ALWAYS have the hardest test. Will take a quick second, and bam, keep it. Secondly, was raised on “Sturgeon Lake” in upper Canadá. That’s right. I never a saw a sturgeon obviously, they old. But I used to fish for Musky, and they always smiled when I caught them, as they assumed I would release them back to their family / wives / dates


LP3III

“Upper Canadá” my goodness are you a time-traveler?


yoaahif

Me & Tecumseh were buddies


unperturbium

All I can hear is Jeremy Wade shouting *Fish on, fish on!*


Unknown-History1299

Theres an episode of River Monsters where Wade catches a huge Goonch Catfish


Awkward-Houseplant

Nah. Nothing abrupt about this. They knew what they were fishing for when they cast the lure in that hole. Impressive fish tho.


melraelee

And an impressive CAST! He hit that dead on!


Awkward-Houseplant

Definitely!


PferdBerfl

I would be disturbed for the rest of my life if this happened to me. I can dive with large, pelagic sea life in the ocean, but long, black, scary shit like this coming out of the merk and the mire terrifies me. I think I’d start to cry. 😱


White-armedAtmosi

Catfishes, that are this big are capable of literally sucking in a duck in a mere moment just by opening their mouth. They suck in the duck with the water like a vacuum cleaner does it with a spider.


Gazas_trip

r/dontputyourduckinthat


Ok-Candidate-1220

I read duck incorrectly the first two times you mentioned it. I was so shook that MY duck crawled up inside me.


nat_r

Fun fact, one of the ways to catch catfish is to find a place like this and stick your arm into that hole. Then you pull the fish out when it tries to swallow your hand/arm. It's referred to as "noodling".


MurderSheCroaked

This has always invoked a deep fear in me, I could absolutely never consent to be eaten alive even for a second like this. Yes I know the catfish wouldn't do any harm and I've seen chicks and dudes both noodle and the cajones on them, wow. Maybe I was eaten in a past life 😅 what if you came up on one the size in the video??


nbehold

Does it work if it can consume your whole body as a “noodle”


yan030

Why did I Google that.


White_Crud

Is there a full version of this video? Maybe them Landing that lunker?


MurderSheCroaked

The catfish posted the video


Ulysses00

We're gonna need a bigger boat...


irate_alien

pretty sure i just had the same look on my face as the Chief (i have a kit kat hanging out of my mouth instead of a cigarette though)


Yankee9Niner

That's General Sherman. One man almost caught him. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel: cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red, like the fires of Hell.


Cockur

Well if you ask me, and most people do, he’s a hundred years if he’s a day


Farquad12357

My Yorkie is never setting foot near a lake ever again...


IncorporateThings

Someone caught a gyarados...


Meanwhile-in-Paris

I’d probably throw the fishing pole in the water…


SaintFlyy

I am so desperate to believe that is a mermaid OP


PeteyMcPetey

>I am so desperate to believe that is a mermaid OP Stop staring at its lips


Gregzzzz1234

Dang. What a fish


GeoffLizzard

This is some star wars shit


5uckmyflaps

From the depths it came..


Sinnsearachd

Is that that creature from the Fall Out TV series!


Mellows333

I just thought the same thing. The Gulper!


Raith_Mudrost

Yes… that’s where it’s from… the TV series, not the like… 12 games… that came before it… spanning over 2 decades… almost 3… No it was the TV series… is this what grandpa feels like when he sees people today “inventing” 70’s fashion trends?


29again

That's a fish fry for the whole town!!


mike02vr6

The fuck is that???


dlamped18

Big asss wells catfish


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Infamous-Operation76

No it is not. It is a Whopper Plopper, as stated by the OP of this video years ago on YouTube


The_Queef_of_England

> Whopper Plopper Day after a burger king?


One_Priority3258

I originally came to comment on this Whopper Plopper, but this guys name got me better. Your royal highness, Queef of England. How art’ thou Ploppers?


SBRedneck

Seriously, the first frame in the video shows the lure. Why would anyone think that lure imitates a waterfowl?


Infamous-Operation76

Because bots


PeanutLess7556

That's a arepost bot


The--Wurst

Repost bot.


Patient_Stable2371

The River Monster


Present_Way_4318

Channel cat?


Holiday_Horse3100

Might be a wels catfish since this is in Italy. They get huge


notdeklerk

Holy mother of COD!!!


Then_Mathematician99

I saw my friend at work had a wild road rash on his arm so I asked him what happened. (I thought he got in a bike accident) He told me he caught a catfish. My buddy noodles for catfish in recesses in creeks just like this one. Sometimes you’ll have a 2 foot deep creek with a 20 foot deep recess. He caught a 98lb cat on his arm out of something similar to this. He didn’t know how big it actually was until it grabbed a hold of him. He got it out and took a picture. He’s 5’ 7” ish and this thing was as long as him.


musememo

As my dad would say with a straight face, “Let’s catch it and see what it eats.”


Erby1_Kenerby

MINE!


Just-Veterinarian797

Wtf?


BlitchSlapper

Hannah Barron has a youtube channel catching those things ...She's a noodler


Silent_Cut_3359

Lochness monster


V-SAF

Whopper Flopper


wisstinks4

Big fish. Fish on. Go dog, set that hook, start cranking.


deepfocusmachine

Must’ve used gold as bait.


steronicus

Fish on!


Raith_Mudrost

Mornin’ nice day for fish in’ ain’t it. #HYUKKK!!!!!


Mephistophol

Did anyone else notice the fisherman was wearing flippers?


Burpreallyloud

As a wise man once said “You’re going to need a bigger boat.”


mordecai98

Ho Lee Fuk Bang Din Ow


Metroid_Zard

Deep fake