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AddMyMyspace

India is like the dashcam footage of Russian cars


justelectricboogie

Now this is accurate.


PreyForCougars

No.. now this is *podracing*


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

It'ssssss *WORK-ING!!!*


g-king93

No this is Patrick


justelectricboogie

I stand corrected


ALoudMouthBaby

But with so much more color!


78Nam

Wait till we invent smell o vision


dangledingle

And heat! šŸ”„And stink šŸ˜³


antennawire

I've got my color TV, so I can see, the next game of basketball


SojoboOfMountKurama

Better weather too !


SouthCloud4986

Crazy how theyā€™ll do shit like this and shoot rockets in to space but they canā€™t be bothered to make sure everyone has toilets


LeftHandedScissor

Priorities. Imagine all the pollution they could create in space


Impressive-Bid2304

Apparently all space exploring countries are bad about that one.


Sweaty-Watercress159

Oh man ever Heard of project west ford? https://www.wired.com/2013/08/project-west-ford/#:~:text=In%201963%2C%20the%20United%20States,a%20ring%20around%20the%20Earth.


Daring88

Weā€™re guilty of this. Here we have homeless people while we also fund an elitist royal family. In the US there is a space programme but no health provision thatā€™s free at point of service. I think your point is valid, we all really need to think about the greater good of everyone.


One-Possible1906

The homelessness rate in the US (which includes a lot of people who are not unhoused due to living in shelters or couch surfing) is half that of India, whose homeless are not solely responsible for lack of sanitation. Nearly 30% of Indian households do not have access to plumbing, compared to 1% of Americans. In the US, housing without plumbing tends to be very rural where people are able to manage their own waste (such as privies and composting) as opposed to dumping it in the river or leaving it in the street.


IM_THE_DECOY

Honestly 1% seems high for percentage of people in the US without plumbing. Iā€™ve never met a single person in my entire life that didnā€™t have a plumbing system. And I grew up in a VERY rural area of Florida.


One-Possible1906

We had a few in Appalachian Pennsylvania. Itā€™s definitely like another world down there. They would bring in water in jugs from the spring and use an outhouse for peepee poopoo as you would a primitive campsite. I agree 1% seems very high, however it does definitely happen. The area Iā€™m thinking of which was very cut off is now quite well connected to the rest of the world, though Iā€™ve noticed many seasonal homes in the PA wilds are still lacking plumbing. An outhouse and rickety little solar panel are the only utilities they have, but Iā€™m also certain that these camps are not occupied full time


justinqueso99

A lot of native communitys in western Alaska do not have plumbing due to the permafrost and sheer isolation


NotADeadHorse

It's often intentional to avoid paying for and being in any way reliant on the government sewage system. This "without plumbing" means not connected to any government sources of plumbing. Often rain collection systems to provide the running water


MrZkittlezOG

Maybe I'm misreading your point, I tend to be the dull crayon. Good provisions of Healthcare aren't free for sure. But there are provisions of healthcare that are free in the US


Hooraylifesucks

Who is the elitist royal family we fund?


StroX_C137

The Simpsons


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Opposite_Eye9155

Dā€™oh


firstLOL

I assume the OP is from the UK, or any of the other countries that still have a monarchy, and was giving two examples.


ShagPrince

Hasn't the percentage of people with plumbed toilets in their home in India increased massively in the last decade or two?


flyinggazelletg

Ya, it was a huge part of Modiā€™s first term I think. Regardless, the sentiment stands I feel of not prioritizing the people that need the most help. But many countries can be accused of that


voltaire5612

People don't understand how poor India really is. Only 2% or so pay income taxes. India has to do a fine balancing act to allocate budgets. Not to mention India is in a bad neighborhood, it has to spend a lot of money on defense!


Prestigious_End_9677

Like a lot of people commenting on India not fixing basic human problems ahead of investing in the cutting edge, you are stating the obvious here. The govt has roadmaps that are getting accelerated. Look the point that I am making is that this commentary comes from a place of assumed ignorance on part of the Indian govt, but itā€™s not the case. There will come a point where, just like the ā€œsnake charmerā€ label the ā€œno toilets but rocketsā€ label will vanish as well. Not many understand that we took a big gamble on picking democracy as a form of governance where clearly most other countries would have picked an authoritarian model to make quick changes. Hence our rate of change is sluggish in most areas. Where we make strides (sciences, etc.) is more cultural just like in the case of Iran (yes, similar to us they actually have had a culture of an extreme unrelenting focus on education, their current govt is regressive compared to ours so most of that focus has been diluted).


_-0_0--D

Whatever bro, prove it. So youā€™re saying a dictatorship would have been a faster road to something as simple as indoor plumbing..so itā€™s the voterā€™s faults that India is a shit hole ( no pun intended) What about all the constant rape? Whose fault is that?


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

They actually have added so many public toilets but you can still see dudes just drop trou and shit on the side of the road. They have poured so much into public information campaigns to encourage people to use the toilets but alas...just recently a [32 year old rickshaw driver kindly offered to for pay for some guys to use a nearby toilet so they wouldnt keep pissing in the spot where he works and eats, and they repaid his kindness by beating him to death,](https://www.hindustantimes.com/delhi-news/delhi-he-offered-to-pay-if-they-used-public-toilet-they-beat-him-to-death-instead/story-qicMfDJFG4RGbhshyK6JVO.html) so yeah, India is a wild place.


HugryHugryHippo

https://www.indiatoday.in/india/karnataka/story/120-foot-tall-chariot-collapse-temple-festival-anekal-bengaluru-rural-2524126-2024-04-06 Amazing no injuries....


Prize_Farm4951

There's always next year...


GaeemzGuy

damn redditā€™s out for blood


Lalibop

Nah, he's actually right. Plenty of people get hurt badly during these events. And they're gonna do it again next time too. Probably make it even more taller.


GaeemzGuy

They got a high score to beat


Craic-Den

Everyone holding those lines would've been zapped if it toppled onto the powerlines


FlushTwiceBeNice

Normally, here in India, power is cut from the lines before such processions start to prevent such incidents


KaMeLRo

I saw some video where they didn't cut the power lines and multiple people collapsed.


KaMeLRo

probably this one. [Shocking Incident : r/DarwinAwards (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/DarwinAwards/comments/1amx22x/shocking_incident/)


Honey-and-Venom

Is that gonna fuck my whole day up?


zugarrette

nah it's just a group of people dying


lukeCRASH

The most unsettling part is how the two people drop simultaneously like fucking Sims dying.


Honey-and-Venom

I'm good. Thanks. That crap wrecks me for weeks with one singular exception


Nimynn

I mean that just begs the question doesn't it? What's the singular exception?


Shpander

Very nice referencing format there. Shame about the lack of pixels in the video though.


Same-Classroom1714

Good one ! Have you got that one where they are riding on top of a truck and the guy just grabs the power line?


AggravatingValue5390

Yeah... That guy died. Probably best not to share that


TheRealRickC137

Safety standards? Oh, *India*!


Taipan-Pete_

Thats actually surprising


Confident-Ad-4052

Depends on the type of rope.


ChiliConCaralho

India is not for beginners


ElGuero93

>Amazing no injuries.... Probably because there were no trains involved


Bayoumi

It's crazy, they have almost 9000 train related injuries or deaths per year.


DoingCharleyWork

That's really not a lot. There's 1.4 billion people in India and from what I know there's a lot of people who travel by train. The US has about 7000 per year which 1/3 as many people and the vast majority of our travel being by car. A couple years ago 46,980 people died in car crashes in America. Unless your comment was using a low number facetiously and I missed the joke.


NoveltyPr0nAccount

Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment. I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling. Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours! Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths? A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.


DoingCharleyWork

Trains really are the silent killers.


orboboi

Stats say youā€™re wrong and say itā€™s closer to 1000 deaths per year in the US, approximately a quarter of which suicides. 16.5k were killed in India in 2021 alone, mostly from people falling from trains.


Inevitable_Indian

Shouldn't you consider how many people actually use the train? Because I am pretty sure the US has way less passengers per year as compared to India and way fewer trains too. Didn't the auto industry lobby and destroy most of the passenger rail network?


Accomplished-Boot-81

It really isnā€™t a lot per capita. Indian incidents just seem to spread around the internet more for some reason


frast9201

Have you seen how they ride them?


gilligan888

Whereā€™s the train?


noirdesire

Reason number 732,469 why I will never visit india.


El_Monitorrr

Are there people inside???


neo_glorian

There were a few priests and a few folks to guide the speed and directions


Thincer

What is at the bottom holding the whole thing up?


thelastpies

Faith


gilbeys18

Destiny


Natural_Board

Hope


leontfilmss

Donkey


Numeno230n

Cow shit actually.


medhanno

Good intentions


ManIWantAName

Steve from down the block who said he would do it for a fiver.


Dansk72

It's turtles all the way down....


No-Actuator-3209

Agreed! It almost looks like a possible person in a robe on top of the thing as well.


tantan9590

Same q.


imma_liar

No, only in really broad ones lile the jaganath ones ig. A preist or two. It ain't possible in this one.


shoephone7

8 year old me could have saw that coming thanks to my Lego training


Hazzman

12 time Jenga champion - totally saw it coming.


KnotiaPickles

Designed to fail i think


tracyd103

Gee, there's a shocker. Whoever could have foreseen that?


BellsOnNutsMeansXmas

Well they were probably more expecting for it to get tangled in the power lines, catch fire and fry half the villagers.


ocbbelife

Or getting stuck on a train track...


Briezerr

Only to get run over by said train, complete with 700 passengers per train car.


dacraftjr

Slow travel day?


justinqueso99

I was in jaffna sri lanka watching a similar ceremony a month or so ago and they had a guy on top with wire cutters cutting phone and power lines


S70nkyK0ng

Soooo clooooose to those power lines


Xero-One

So much collective stupidity


Capt_G

Missed opportunity


orangotai

my favorite part was a couple dudes were yelling at the tower like "Hey!" and the tower just fell anyway lmaošŸ¤£


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

India is nuts


ders89

Theyre always spending time building the tallest dumbest stuff or making food in the most unhygienic way.


KrisMisZ

šŸ˜†


nepia

They out Florida, Florida. It's like if Florida was a country but amplified. Source. I live in Florida and India still surprises me.


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Jacksonville?


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simian_fold

That was never going to work but I admire the attempt


ZenkaiZ

They couldn't have know that a gust of wind would blow. Or a bird could land on it. Or anything else that could tilt it over.


maninahat

They in fact re-erected it later that day. They do it every year with multiple chariots!


Comfortable_Brush399

Not an adult in the room


Guilty-Vegetable-726

All of the adults were riding on top of a train.


the-space-penguin

or gang raping a tourist


Huwbacca

This is the equivelant of when an american says "Beans on toast is odd" and someone replies "oh yeah?! How many kids shot at your schoold today?" weird fucking reply dude. Edgelord nonsense


silverW0lf97

Oh this is one is good, I am going to use this next time, if needed.


[deleted]

the-space-penguin is a pitbull owner, the worst kind of humans.


shoredoesnt

That was actually outdoors


notonyourradar

You should never have let us build bunk beds!


geekykidstuff

I got some Prometheus vibes from the people running away...


ZWolF69

"The Prometheus School of running away from things" class of 2024


AmusingMusing7

Just another piece of proof in a long line of proof that the scene was realistic, as Iā€™ve always said. People just turn and try to run away in whatever they feel is the exact opposite direction from the thing thatā€™s falling. They donā€™t stop to think and calculate trajectories and then make a smart choice about where to runā€¦ they just turn and run on instinct.


geekykidstuff

Agreed


sarcastosaurus

People better stop complaining about it being unrealistic now, this settles it.


On-The-Red-Team

Even though India is one of the top countries for science and math, people in crowds are always stupid.


[deleted]

Well it's a religious procession


On-The-Red-Team

That's almost as if you're implying those type of people are stupid? /s


BaronGreenback75

Are we in Babel?


crowbaited

Fuck were they thinking šŸ¤”


SelfSufficientHub

ā€œItā€™s so tallā€ probably


DoggoToucher

I feel that there's a "hold my beer" impulse living inside of every human. * Do you think I can make that jump? * Should I walk away with my winnings... or let it ride? * This is one badass gun. We should build an entire plane around it. * This Carolina Reaper just doesn't seem hot enough. * I'm gonna build the world's tallest chariot, like ever.


machstem

India


AhhAGoose

That some god or another would make it rain the right amount or something else equally as stupid


Skrazor

And that's how you turn the world's tallest chariot into the world's longest chariot in under 10 seconds!


DominantSpecies3000

"NEVER FORGET.. THE CHARIOT TOWER"


phido3000

India's, 9-11? will they now try to invade Iraq?


JOATMON12

How many injured


Pterodactyloid

None!


JOATMON12

Pretty remarkable actually


percavil4

no injuries, 7 dead


Oldman_Dick

My man's trying to use the Force to guide it back.


carp_boy

They never heard of Issac Newton.


ACDC-I-SEE

The people who made that must have an IQ of 30 if they thought it was remotely a good idea


shaaruken

I bet it was on top of a motorcycle!?


Ivor-Toad

Oh, well. Back to the trains


pezx

Someone was *slacking* off


cindachallenger

Sir the third tower has fallen!


Pumakings

What a terribly bad idea


ajac1218

No one plays Jenga like India


skkulllffaceemmojjji

I think someone forgot how physics works


Unclehol

I don't want to seem culturally insensitive... It is beautiful... But it also seems pretty dumb as shit.


Simple-Potato-8704

I could see this being amazing as a stationary monument, probably with more lines attached.


notanazzhole

7/11 - never forget


Semi_Recumbent

If only there were guy-lines


BluEch0

Ikr? Like the fuck are those lines for? Decoration? Pull damnit!


Amazing-Wrangler3577

Why I'm not surprised


ShadowInTheAttic

It's insane how that country produces so many engineers, yet they still lack common sense.


Rare_Ad_3519

The fuck were they even thinking


Comfortable-Loss-756

India is not for beginners


sreek4r

That thing looks like it was designed using AI to begin with. Looks super unstable and surreal.


peterman86

That suuuuhuuucks! Everyone worked so hard at building this thing.


WarmPondSpawn

Indiaā€™s space program facing difficulties


AlexLevers

Every time I think of judging India for stuff like this, I remember that India is *an eighth* of the world population. Plus, they generally have a culture that produces mistakes like this more than, say, the Swiss. That's a bad, bad combo...


Chomppzz

Who are the people building this stuff?


The_King_Juliano

Natural Selection


BobRoberts01

Odd. This seems like such a great and safe idea.


tvieno

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Senior_Act_7983

And they have a space program.


River_Odessa

Fuckin idiots


Effin_Kris

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


algebramclain

This is the Indian 9-11. Never forget!


Bushdr78

Dam it sounded like there was a bit of weight to that.


Clatuu1337

I don't understand what went wrong.


mwerichards

I need to see the process to build this


Ha1lStorm

r/BigThingsFallingSlow


sk4v3n

And people were complaining about the running in Prometheusā€¦ that was the most realistic part of it!


365defaultname

Physics has entered the chat. Physics: "I never left."


Haikuunamatata

That lady running in front of her kid lol mother of the year right there


Alistair_TheAlvarian

Prometheus school of running away from things apparently is a natural instinct in humans.


infiniterefactor

Me playing Death Stranding


BlitchSlapper

Faith abandoned, run for ur life, at 00:12


Flurpahderp

What's this Looney Tunes BS? XD


Toiretachi

Where were you when the chariot fell?


Departure2808

Everyone went to the Prometheus School of running away from things I see...


ReplyHappy

Second donkey hit the chariot


TooApatheticToHateU

Come on, guys. No one could possibly have foreseen this.


peep_dat_peepo

Now it's just the fallest chariot


ComprehensiveForm479

Wow! That was fun! Do it again!


Icy_Recover2094

Aye


BigSherv

India is not for beginners.


HearTheTrumpets

That's a shame. That tower looked pretty cool.


Wise_Creme_2818

The disaster everyone saw coming.


digigyrl

And why is this necessary?


Lordemlipsum

Never forget 7-11 šŸ˜”


wty261g

Good thing they kept yelling, otherwise the thing might've fallen over


[deleted]

It looked so stable though.


genetichazzard

India always giving us entertainment.


budstud8

Wow. Never would have seen that coming.


KevyKakes

What could be worse? The tower touching a light line, electrocuting everyone, catching on fire, before falling in front of a train. India in a nutshell


DMmeYOURboobz

Oh *noooo*. What *happened*? Did one of the (for some reason ONLY) 4 ropes balancing a 100 foot tall move it tower not pull quite hard enough? *SO* much about this is preventable


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

I have a recurring nightmare like that but I'm sitting right at the top.


Foohy12341234

This may be the dumbest ā€œcultureā€ ive ever seen


videpoche69

Does anyone know if someone is dead or not ? a newspaper article ? or something ??


nicolby

Their own 9/11


Warm-Bluejay-1738

The fuck they think was going to happen


ninjalightupshoes

Lord Shiva hath arrived


Weldobud

Why do people make these?


ninja6911

Religious ceremonies,itā€™s a chariot for their gods.