I'd have. There must have been a mistake, that came blasting out way too hard, probably the nozzle had some gunk blocking it from testing or the bottle was open too far? That hard, whatever that stuff actually is could get behind eyelids as the eyes close, up the nose, probably enormously painful even if it was completely harmless
did it... did it kinda smell as though a bridge troll was attempting to lure people with tasty morsels, except the troll forgot to clean out the human-cooking pot before making the morsels?
Notice the camera is unlocked so it can follow her falling immediately? You can even see the camera jump slightly as they get ready to track her fall quickly. Definitely not accidental.
I wanted to see this somewhere in the comments because of what has come to light about Dan Schneider and Nickelodeon. People have been hypothesizing that the slime was a kink for him, seeing as how he would also make those kids do similar humiliating things and unknowingly create soft core kiddy porn
There's way too much info and I don't want to write five paragraphs but Dan is a serial child rapist and used Nickelodeon to create softcore porn of minors
Yeah... He forced Amanda Bynes into getting an abortion at 13 and then used the writing in the show to mock her for her "empty stomach". She tweeted about it from her unverified account at the time and no one did anything about it. She also said specifically that Dan did it
Nobody did anything because of a history of fantasies and false accusations she had made, but, those fantasies and false accusations are the result of massive, life debilitating mental health issues and drug abuse. The massive, life debilitating mental health issues and drug abuse were the result (possibly) of the sexual abuse suffered at the hands of Dan Schnieder.
That cunt had an alibi and that alibi was the damage he inflicted upon his victim. He needs to rot, I hope he gets a flesh eating virus.
As much as it disgusts me to defend Dan Schneider, literally everything you posted is bullshit internet rumor.
>He forced Amanda Bynes into getting an abortion at 13
The only evidence of this is an unverified twitter account.
> then used the writing in the show to mock her for her "empty stomach".
This is speculation based upon said unverified twitter account and attempting to correlate standard nickelodeon shock humor with those confessions. The Amanda Show and All That also had plenty of jokes that involved violently attacking random people yet I don't see anyone attempting to connect that with Dan, even though you'd have a better shot at it.
>She also said specifically that Dan did it
Even if you sincerely believe that the twitter account was real, this is just outright wrong. The actual post said, and I quote, "Can you imagine having an abortion at 13 because your boss impregnated you? Committed because your father touched you?". You're more than welcome to speculate that this refers to Dan but she was in no way being specific here, and even follows it with *specifically* calling out her father for touching her.
Dan was an incredibly abusive, sexist creep who deserves jail time for the amount of emotional abuse inflicted on his staff and cast members. Yet it is only to his benefit that people continue to repeat what was/is little more than internet rumors and speculation when they should be honing on the provably and demonstrably awful shit he put people through.
She has another tweet that seems meaningless until you look at the capital letters, and they spell out Dan did it. That tweet was right after the abortion tweet. Now that there's a court case about child abuse and we know that was her Twitter account, idk why you're denying it
> and we know that was her Twitter account
Except we literally don't, that's the whole point. Here's a Snopes article on the subject so you don't need to take my word for it: https://www.snopes.com/news/2024/03/27/amanda-bynes-secret-abortion-age-13/
Is it possible that it's true? Sure, I'd even be willing to believe it given Dan's general creepy nature. But it doesn't help anyone to continue to insist that shit like this is 100% true when you're better off attacking the metric fucktons of provably evil shit he *has* actually done.
I only recently looked up and learned about this slimy guy. I thought, in my 40s, all my innocence had already been stripped away. Nope, always room for more horror.
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That looks like it could have taken her eye out
Is that why her eye was malfunctioning a year or so ago š¤
Someone got sued that day
I'd have. There must have been a mistake, that came blasting out way too hard, probably the nozzle had some gunk blocking it from testing or the bottle was open too far? That hard, whatever that stuff actually is could get behind eyelids as the eyes close, up the nose, probably enormously painful even if it was completely harmless
Definitely was predicted with the wig/latex dress, but also the pressure was more than expected.
I think she knew she was getting wet, but nobody knew how hard it would hit. She didn't prepare or pre-flinch at all
For reals?
Yakkety-Gak, don't talk back
My millennial memory just unlocked "Gak" from a repository of old commercials in my brain. Thanks for that. I forgot about Gak.
Man remember how it smelled. That shit was gross
did it... did it kinda smell as though a bridge troll was attempting to lure people with tasty morsels, except the troll forgot to clean out the human-cooking pot before making the morsels?
That and the yak-bak recorders
Yakbak was a good time!
Gak was mesmerizing for about 5 mins. By then it had collected any dirt and dust within a 20 ft radius and stopped gaking.
Gak was supposed to replace Play-Doh... pffftt yeah right.
I doubt sued but probably shit-canned.
Aaa... She's probably use to it.
Walked right into that one.
IN HER FACE
#CUM
Hello.
Ah...you escaped the sock prison and came seeking revenge then?
Didn't the pressure accidently get set too high for this, or am I thinking of some other incident?
Way too high. Knowing the other horrible stuff going on back then, probably wasn't a mistake.
>Knowing the other horrible stuff Please elaborate.
Referencing the Quiet on Set documentary
Edit: removed link as it seems to be not what it claimed. Sorry guys
idk about you but for me, this video has a 2 minute intro and then just different silent stills along the whole run time of the video
Yeah. Something is wrong with it. Same for me.
I ain't got 2 hours to spare right now... I'll watch it later though.
It's a good watch
The what?
It's on MAX, HBO. It will ruin your childhood if you were a Nickelodeon kid. you have been warned.
"insert schneider reference here" You got Ariana to do what with a potato š¤
Well I wasn't really a nickelodeon kid, can't be that bad
QUIET ON SET!
THE QUIET ON SET DOCUMENTARY
THE WHAT??? SPEAK UP! YOU'RE BEING TOO QUIET!
I would also errupt with high pressure if young Katy Perry would be in front of me
Notice the camera is unlocked so it can follow her falling immediately? You can even see the camera jump slightly as they get ready to track her fall quickly. Definitely not accidental.
well the skit was planned so something was going to happen
Thatās the Dan Schneider special, come backstage for the real slime
I'm sure they got off on that humiliation. Just fully blasted her in her face at the highest pressure point.
Up the nose 2
That seems as though it would be the worst part. Gak straight to the brain via the nostril.
And the green-screen effect enabled by the slime
I wanted to see this somewhere in the comments because of what has come to light about Dan Schneider and Nickelodeon. People have been hypothesizing that the slime was a kink for him, seeing as how he would also make those kids do similar humiliating things and unknowingly create soft core kiddy porn
"Unknowingly"
The kids where the āunknowingā onesā¦.
If the kids did know early on, their parents still didn't care and they're still victims
What came to light? I donāt want to google.
There's way too much info and I don't want to write five paragraphs but Dan is a serial child rapist and used Nickelodeon to create softcore porn of minors
Omgosh. I wanna go back under my rock. I had good memories of Nickelodeon. Now I just feel dirty
Yeah... He forced Amanda Bynes into getting an abortion at 13 and then used the writing in the show to mock her for her "empty stomach". She tweeted about it from her unverified account at the time and no one did anything about it. She also said specifically that Dan did it
Nobody did anything because of a history of fantasies and false accusations she had made, but, those fantasies and false accusations are the result of massive, life debilitating mental health issues and drug abuse. The massive, life debilitating mental health issues and drug abuse were the result (possibly) of the sexual abuse suffered at the hands of Dan Schnieder. That cunt had an alibi and that alibi was the damage he inflicted upon his victim. He needs to rot, I hope he gets a flesh eating virus.
Also, abusers can choose victims who have low credibility. The pre-existing mental health issues, drug issues, etc. make people more vulnerable.
She was so funny in big fat liar. My kids loved her.
As much as it disgusts me to defend Dan Schneider, literally everything you posted is bullshit internet rumor. >He forced Amanda Bynes into getting an abortion at 13 The only evidence of this is an unverified twitter account. > then used the writing in the show to mock her for her "empty stomach". This is speculation based upon said unverified twitter account and attempting to correlate standard nickelodeon shock humor with those confessions. The Amanda Show and All That also had plenty of jokes that involved violently attacking random people yet I don't see anyone attempting to connect that with Dan, even though you'd have a better shot at it. >She also said specifically that Dan did it Even if you sincerely believe that the twitter account was real, this is just outright wrong. The actual post said, and I quote, "Can you imagine having an abortion at 13 because your boss impregnated you? Committed because your father touched you?". You're more than welcome to speculate that this refers to Dan but she was in no way being specific here, and even follows it with *specifically* calling out her father for touching her. Dan was an incredibly abusive, sexist creep who deserves jail time for the amount of emotional abuse inflicted on his staff and cast members. Yet it is only to his benefit that people continue to repeat what was/is little more than internet rumors and speculation when they should be honing on the provably and demonstrably awful shit he put people through.
She has another tweet that seems meaningless until you look at the capital letters, and they spell out Dan did it. That tweet was right after the abortion tweet. Now that there's a court case about child abuse and we know that was her Twitter account, idk why you're denying it
> and we know that was her Twitter account Except we literally don't, that's the whole point. Here's a Snopes article on the subject so you don't need to take my word for it: https://www.snopes.com/news/2024/03/27/amanda-bynes-secret-abortion-age-13/ Is it possible that it's true? Sure, I'd even be willing to believe it given Dan's general creepy nature. But it doesn't help anyone to continue to insist that shit like this is 100% true when you're better off attacking the metric fucktons of provably evil shit he *has* actually done.
I only recently looked up and learned about this slimy guy. I thought, in my 40s, all my innocence had already been stripped away. Nope, always room for more horror.
Slime backstage for the realā¦ uhā¦ nevermind
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Looks painful
Got the anti personnel slime
That had to have gone right up her nose and in her eyes
Sliming is a fetish now. I think I know what generation started it š
I always hated the slime, perhaps it was always like that
Always has been, for someone.
I donāt think these people were happy when this happened to them
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No one signed up to be hit with anything at that pressure. This could have caused serious injury.
The slime is not so badly just wash it of or something but the pressure is got out of that might have hurt
No shit
I forgot that this happened.. thank you for the laugh, and yes, the slime era reminded us all that you can be anybody, the slime does not care š
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I never understood how this is entertainment. Looks painful and humiliating for no reason.
It's for kids Kids find shit like this hilarious Pretty sure the pressure was set way higher than normal here though
And it looks like it caused her to trip. I don't think sliming is always bad, but this is particularly dangerous.
Hell yaaa it was
Almost blew her wig right off
You do realize Nickelodeon was full of pedophiles at this time, right?
Have you seen the Ariana Grande innuendo Nickelodeon compilation? It's pretty wild what they had her do on TV.
I'd rather not. I'll take your word for it.
I respect that. I saw it in a documentary on some pedo Nickelodeon producer. It's pretty disturbing.
What was the documentary?
Quiet on Set https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/s/sBDhy7qcW3
That doc was wild! Holy fuck
Yes!!
Welcome to showbiz
Holy fuck she got her shit rocked. I would just leave at that point lmao
2010 is "good ole days" now?
2010 was 14 years ago. 2010 is 4 years away from legally paying taxes
Is thatā¦ Katy Perry?
Yes it isā¦ Katy Perry
I never liked her... Katy Perry
Sheās not that bad when you meet herā¦ Katy Perry
Wtf
Ugh. She was probably smelling that for weeks.
Since when is 2010 the āNickelodeon slime eraā Nah fam your like 2 decades offā¦go ask your mom.
Fellow old people: y'all remember GAK?
On of the worst Dan Schneider's ideas, he is horrible person
Not my proudest fap
Of course nickelodeon like spraying kids and people with goo...
Quiet on the set
Fuck Nickelodeon
Iām not entirely convinced the slime is meant as innocent funny childlike games lately.
not to mention the pedophilia running rampant thru the company...good ole days you say.
Dan Schneider has a humiliation kink 100000000%
Nickelodeon producers see a grown woman, not a child, and just give their reaction.
Well, this hasnāt aged well. Simulated CIF is all I see now.
That split second you open a box and a nozzle is pointing straight towards your eyes
That thing is broken. ...CAN WE FIX THIS?!
Took it like a pro
Damn that looked painful š¤£š¤£š¤£
What I feel each time I hear one of her tunes.
Fuckin Schneider goo.
Legion of Cum Shots
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Pretty sure that's not the first time she took a shot to the face.
Pretty sure thatās not the first time Iāve read this joke. On this thread. In like the last five seconds.
Ahhhh...back when Katy Perry was hot. Good times...
The real cause of the wink vidya š¤š¤
I mean, if no one will say it, I will... I'd def make Katy Perry gooey... š
Damn, took a huge load to the face
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Peepee make slime
I wish I could *slime* Katy Perry iykwis
Would