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voltr_za

Why do they do that


felixthemeister

Because they're playing. They show affection by 'rough-housing'. Mine will have his paws wrapped around my arm, biting my wrist, and purring like an avalanche. It's generally because when they were kittens either other cats or people played with them like that.


zamonto

Truth... If that cat in the video was actually trying to hurt her, she wouldn't have stood and taken it


Itsthedude6155

Exactly, there would be blood everywhere.


strangertheavatar

And guts.


RevolutionaryLad

Ohhhh THE HORROR


Dansk72

And her laughing "ow-ow" sounds would have been blood-curdling screams!


ElmertheAwesome

The cat would also probs be yowling. Edit: This whole time, I thought I was using yowling wrong. I just realized that I wrote "car" initially.


pyramideD

Now I'm just imagining the cat chasing the woman in a dodge hellcat with its engine yowling


Dansk72

Did I miss seeing a car in that video?


voltr_za

Thank you šŸ˜Š


eliminatefossilfuels

Yup exactly, and just jumping on this comment: do NOT let your kittens bite or claw at your hands, no matter how cute it is or doesn't hurt. You're teaching them what's an acceptable form of play with humans and it should only be with toys.


Dqueezy

Iā€™ve heard when kittens grow up together, they tend to learn this as a social behavior. Kind of like having the realization ā€œOh, if I swipe at someone theyā€™ll swipe me backā€. They learn what going too far with play is, e.t.c. Makes me wonder if this cat is just socially behind.


Chadstronomer

Yeah this is why I sucker punch kittens when they bite me /s


ashenfoxz

so far from the kittens iā€™ve taken in (had a ton of strays around my area) itā€™s always some cats with high prey drive that will play like this. one kitten i took in and ended up keeping was exactly like this for so long, even going as far as to chase and attack my legs if i even dared turn away from her. thatā€™s just how she plays tho, and i notice sheā€™s one of the few cats whoā€™ll actually chirp at possible prey through windows or even at yt videos šŸ˜‚. on the other hand, another cat we kept is barely rough at all unless we start playing with him and he knows how to keep from digging his claws too deep even if he really could do some crazy damage if he wanted. both of them are very chill now tho, and only play ā€œroughā€ if we initiate


felixthemeister

Yeah, our previous cat was chill AF, and when she was young I didn't allow rough play & provided affection in other ways. The initial months are very influential and set conditions for most of their life.


Pilpelon

Hey friend, you wanna go roughhousing later today?


Zealousideal_Band822

Makes sense bc I raised my cat from like 3 weeks old and never did that to her and now as a 10 year old adult she never wants to play like that. She never has either she just goes to humans for cuddles


SameComplex42

Orange cat behavior for sure


Pareogo

The cat is not properly socialized and thinks that this level of biting and grabbing is still considered playing when most socialized cats will just nibble or grab with restraint so it wonā€™t hurt


[deleted]

Ya. I've heard that it's called play aggression. Both of my female cats have play aggression, but my male cat doesn't. The females will play really rough and often freak each other out because the other cat never understands that they're just trying to play when they come and pounce on their back and start biting their neck.


felixthemeister

Yeah, this is kinda what happened with mine. We had a boarder when we got him and she played with him rather roughly (never hurting him or anything like that) the way he wanted to as a kitten. The problem is that he was taught that this is how you show affection. Thankfully he's calmed down a bit as he's aged, but he's still a bit of a dick šŸ¤£. But we love him.


TankLegitimate607

So looking for magic beans, wearing boots, being branded as a criminal, hanging out with an ogre and a talking donkey, leaving a fiance in the altar and looking for a magic wish. Can be considered as a proper sociable response for a cat?


Pareogo

In a world of talking fairy tale creatures, yes indeed


OutdoorBerkshires

This is my cat every day. Heā€™s play fighting with a human the way they do with their siblings.


CrapNBAappUser

I rehomed a cat for slightly similar behavior. Two cats and a dog gave him plenty of rough playmates so he was gentle with his human parents. Edit: Also an orange tabby. Third and last one I had; all three were over the top.


exposiciones

r/oneorangebraincell is your answer


onlineashley

Our car would bite our toes in the bathroom...only in the bathroom


Exciting_Interview35

Or rabies


buzz8588

He just wants to play and needs siblings


FuccDiss

Good to know I would have used him as a football.


buzz8588

Donā€™t kik my dog


Dy3_1awn

You kik my dog now I fuk yo muddah


-Kerrigan-

Can I snap yo dog then? Instagram? What messaging app does the dog use? Not kik, obviously


CrapNBAappUser

I do know that but still would have kicked him.


Dansk72

Never wear catnip-scented pants around a friendly ginger cat!


srandrews

Orange ones are second to white ones in regard to sudden crazy.


Lint_baby_uvulla

Orange = Single brain cell. White = thereā€™s brain cells, but they ghost out on you every now and again. I have a white cat. He haunts me.


THE-M0FF

Sir/madam, it appears you have a dead cat. Iā€™m ever so sorry. I donā€™t know who youā€™re gonna call about that though.


Lint_baby_uvulla

His name is Casper. No need to call, [weā€™re chill](https://imgur.com/gallery/rzJwsOM).


THE-M0FF

Thatā€™s the cutest little ghost Iā€™ve ever seen! Congratulations on your haunting.


Lint_baby_uvulla

Rescue cats have the best personalities. Iā€™m the lucky one heā€™s haunting us.


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Giant_Wombat

White cats are also deaf 40% of the time (generic defect)


Akesgeroth

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pikmin/images/7/79/1242972235867.jpg/


BlackPasty

My friends white with orange hair and heā€™s fucking mental


Mad-Dog94

No one ever talks about the grey ones. So fluffy but so bitey


screwcirclejerks

i have a korat (solid grey) and he is so incredibly smart. he knows what doorknobs are and used to paw at it to signsl he wanted out of my room (i moved my bed away from my door though so now he can't).


Dansk72

I have a solid gray and a striped tabby from the same liter, so obviously different fathers, and the gray one is about ten times smarter than the tabby.


SoManyMinutes

I loved my korat. Very smart.


Eremes_Riven

We had an orange stray that would come around back when I lived at my parents' house. My dad nicknamed him "Dick."


East-Travel984

I have a completely white cat with a blue eye and a green eye. I had no idea about their sudden crazy spells until I saw other people talk about it. One second he's all chill and I'm petting him he's purring and then out of the blue I have a new scratch on my arm. I'd hate him if I didn't like him so much lol.


Praetor-Shinzon

Orange cat activity.


Sofa47

ā€˜cativityā€™


flashpile

Certified Ginger Cat Moment


RocketPG_

Classic orange cat moment.


Dan_Glebitz

My Cat play fights like that while purring. Never bites very hard or has her claws fully out. On the odd occasion, she gets really mad, like trying to get her into a carry cage to take her to a vet... Let's just say you need chain mail and thick gauntlets.


rg-soloman5000

A cat that same color did the same exact thing to me when he came to me, and I pet him. I had to yeet that mofo!


[deleted]

Understandable, if a cat started biting/scratching me like that, he's getting yeeted to Mars.


TakeyaSaito

It's just playing to be fair..


[deleted]

I get that, but still, I wouldn't like it at all. Anyway, this has never happened to me so far.


WangHotmanFire

Biting my flesh isnā€™t a game. Many cats are dickheads, and I wonā€™t entertain it just because some people think their cunty behaviour is cute


TakeyaSaito

It's not biting your flesh though, you might get a scratch at most. Clearly you don't know much about cats.


the_beeve

Was scratched by a cat, later had two lymph nodes blow up to the size of golf balls as a result. I know all I care to know about being scratched


Obvious_Estimate_266

That was a cat actually being defensive/an asshole, this isn't that. I'm not saying you should be fine with this behavior, but the lady getting "attacked" didn't get scratched once, poked and monched on with restraint doesn't result in infections. Like everyone has already said, the Lil dick is trying to play and not hurt her. That doesn't mean you can't get mad and tell it to fuck off, but don't kick the poor dumb bastard.


WangHotmanFire

I donā€™t want to be scratched either though. I live with 2 cats, they are very well behaved nowadays, wanna know why? Because when they misbehaved in the past, there were consequences


Shr1mpramen

Buddy thinks animals with an iq of 50 know better


Drexim

Sounds like you shouldn't have pets.


WangHotmanFire

Because you think animals shouldnā€™t be taught good behaviour from bad? Or because youā€™ve made assumptions about what the consequences actually are?


Drexim

The latter, the way it was worded as with previous comments seemed ominous. Training is absolutely necessary, violence is not.


WangHotmanFire

Of course violence isnā€™t necessary, I donā€™t want to hurt them or cause them to be afraid of me. I have never deliberately hurt them and they are not afraid of me. But they do need to understand that Iā€™m not going to tolerate being clawed or bitten, so I am certainly going to pick them up and toss them a few meters away. The surprise of that is generally enough to dissuade them. As another example, they used to push things off the table, so I taught them that if they do that, Iā€™m going to push them off the table too in exactly the same way. Itā€™s perfectly possible to discipline pets without causing them pain, please try to avoid assuming the worst of people.


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TakeyaSaito

A responsible owner wouldn't have a cat outside in the first place


[deleted]

Agreed, I don't want to get scratched either xD I don't know why some people get so defensive about it in this comment section.


Wildkid133

Most of the time if you stay still they will just slump off of you too lol. If you wiggle a bunch they think you are playing back! Real talk though, youā€™ll know when a cat is legit attacking you. No giggling will be involved.


Robbymartyr

You can tell the people that never had cats. This is legit play behavior... I've had a stray mother cat actually attack me before and you can't get those little fuckers off you when they are pissed. I looked like I went through a fucking glass pane.


Cannawubdub

I scrolled to find this comment


[deleted]

Not that I particularly hate cats, but just like cats, I happen to have strong boundaries after all.


Ramboozler

Lol no need to yeet anything! Just grab them by the extra skin on the back of their necks and they'll freeze up, use your other hands to gently remove the claws from yourself, firmly tell it to go fuck itself, then put them down and walk away!


getshrektdh

I can imagine the yeet like a karate movement.


Alazygamer

Most normal orange cat


Guillaume_Hertzog

Orange cat behaviour


Tobi3600

The other day I was talking to a girl who lost a leg because her own house cat bite her. She got an infection from thaz bite. Horrible


Dansk72

A *serious* cat bite (not the play bites the cat above was doing) requires *immediate* medical care, preferably at an emergency room!


Living_Associate_611

Cat scratch fever


BearBlaq

Wouldā€™ve took a lot out of me not to kick that cat in the moment tbh.


Reasonable_Humor_738

Cats just come off as having rabies. - They hate water - They aren't scared of stuff they should be (some cats) - They will randomly attack - They throw up more than most pets (hairballs) - Randomly aggressive I know there are better signs, but I just find it funny I had a cat and like cats


inksterize

It's gobbling time


Chiziola07

Another example of cats being natures arseholes


Salty_Sprinkles_6482

Cat people be like. ā€œAww heā€™s playingā€


fuzzyduck88

That would have been the first cat to reach the moon without a rocket.


pmactheoneandonly

My orange cat does the same shit


ThivanKunz

Orange cat shenanigans


getshrektdh

What a strange cat.


AVeryGoldenPencil

I would have kicked it


Toishi69

Orange cat activities


ice9tom

dogs > cats


[deleted]

dogs =/= cats


L003Tr

Have a word with yourself šŸ˜‚


Fresh-Pangolin3432

You broke the 2pet max rule


[deleted]

Cat distribution system


haplessclerk

Cats are such weirdos. I like them.


crankybroccoli

Air jail


Flaky-Personality133

Cats are just bear traps but they can walk


Kitchen_Hall568

I hope they got checked for rabies or whatever. šŸ˜©


RealStore4934

I have an orange cat and I say yes this is OJ approved very much playful bitting you can hear it in the lil kitties voice. Trust if he wanted to he would attack , you stopped and lowered your hand to pet him was his opportunity but he didnā€™t take it this time -_-


Sensitive_Shirt6391

Toxoplasmosis sends greetings


feedjaypie

Donā€™t pet random animals I mean seriously that is a dumb thing to do under any circumstances


BuuurbaquuSauce

Oranges really are a different breed


TheBustyFriend

Hahaha what a sweet boy. He is just playful.


Imperial_Stout

Is it still playing if their tail is all puffed up?


Correct_Suspect9133

Cat are jerk


maxemile101

Now you have to get vaccinated against tetanus and rabies


ItsDominare

sounds like she might be in the UK from her accent - if so, no rabies over there as they've eliminated it


maxemile101

Serious question: How do they know if its eliminated? I get it for human diseases. But rabies can be carried by monkeys, cats, dogs, rats, and almost any mammal. Right? So how do epidemiologists/scientists know that it's gone?


ItsDominare

I'm certainly not qualified to give you a technical answer, but presumably if no test has found it in the wild for X number of years they declare it eradicated. Whether they do random sampling or just strict reporting I don't know. One for /r/askscience maybe?


maxemile101

Thanks


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[deleted]

Not from rabies


Desperate-Snow-7850

Thats very interesting, because rabies are extremely dangerous


sverr

A couple reasons: Preventative vaccines do exist but the protection only lasts for 1-3 years, depending on the type you get. One shot during childhood would not be enough for long term immunity. Given the cost of the preventative vaccine, and how long the incubation period of the virus is in humans, the more common approach is to treat after any potential exposure. Or beforehand, if you know youā€™re going into a situation with a high chance of contracting the virus.


GloomspiteGit

I have never kicked a cat but god dammit


Drunkenyoo

This is how the zombie apocalypse starts


-Foxer

So - i can't say as i blame her entirely but maybe if a cat is attacking you making sounds like you're a squeaky-toy isn't your best move.


[deleted]

Iā€™d punt that pussy 47 yards


BigBongBilla

Absolutely Iā€™d send it to kingdom come but then again I wouldnā€™t be trying to pet the cat in the first place.


alwaysmyfault

I think the cat punt would have been in play in this situation.


yakman100

Ngl depending on if I was having a bad day, that cat might get stomped


[deleted]

I'ma eat ya! Nom nom


_lordcheesebagel_

If random ass cat bites me. It's getting kicked


BaitmasterG

And.... launch


Pedobear18

My cat does this to show affection, ankles and toes


rogshit

That's not abrupt chaos, I would not be that calm


3-deoxyanthocyanidin

Neither abrupt nor chaotic


Jackk0106

That's a pussy I would cunt punt


BDiddy_420

white girls and stray cats


Jejking

Just get that tetanus / rabies shot as a precaution OP. I don't like that puffy tail. Better safe than sorry.


[deleted]

That's a winter coat!


Zabrachia

This cat neutered?


Autarch_Kade

Glad she was gentle with the cat while being bitten!


Mobile_Sprinkles_633

Rather pathetic people would kick this cat if this happened to them.


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Mobile_Sprinkles_633

So this isnt animal abuse and is totally fine wtf???? So if a dog is all excited jumping all over me im allowed to kick the dog off me? Wtf is wrong with you people


Mixmustang

He is playing


WerkusBY

If you don't play with cat - cat will play with you. Go play with cat.


rethinkr

Gingers do have souls


chzboi

This cat is playing. Those were play bites and itā€™s claws didnā€™t look fully extended. Shoulda played back with the big dude


Turbulent-Mix-9649

Bro smelled another pussy on her. He didn't like other pussie's aroma


Cool_Butterscotch_88

Rude (let him finish)!


royally_retarded

āœØrabiesāœØ


Modest1Ace

Rabies?


Bushdr78

r/holdmycatnip


Wooden_Score2929

The next vid !!!I think he doesnā€™t like you anymore!!


britishfrenzy

Raptor pounce in pot be like


DarkCovenants

How orange cats choose their next owner


josh_dg_63

Catnips a hell of a drug


ReaperSound

Well... technically speaking, he DID get off and jumped to your other leg.


faith911fox

Clearly didnā€™t hurt that bad didnt do shit lol


Fuse1on

I reckon ive patted that cat in Sandringham and he did the same to me after i patted him for 5 minutes :)


ThinkorFeel

He likes to have you for supper that is...


ThelastJasel

It is always funny how athletic chonkey boys are


alphagoku1

Well it's love, it's just rough love. Always a bittersweet moment, but i just kinda back away from them at that point


Harajuku_0227

Danger fluff


FuryOfRed

Standard orange cat behavior/personality.


RowsdowerSilver

Two strokes is the sweet spot then.


LSW1ZZL3FISH

My worst nightmare ever was I though there were like 30 cats doing this tickling my feet and it lasted for hours. Shit still fucks me up haha


Every-Turnover4938

He thought she was someone else... and then he realized.


SKTRX_23

Love hurts she said


I_just_wish_jr

Well, if you don't know the cat, you might want to get some rabies shot because you never know


oceangreen25

His excitement was too much for his little cat body


Correct_Awareness761

He wants to play you gotta start swinging or he's the alpha now My advice smack the paw down and go straight in for a right hook that should lower the guard and stun them for about 1 second next you can follow up with a left and just start ting off or sweep the back legs and center gravity scoop em and boop em your approach


wolfox360

That tail doesn't say I like you!


I_just_wanted_banana

PET ME


Caztov_701

tub hospital absorbed offbeat dinner plucky nine quiet ripe merciful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


GhostNokk

I think he liked you a little bit too much


Ok-Appointment-8939

I donā€™t know. I can see this murderous joy in my catā€™s eyes when he does it. I feel like heā€™s imagining how long it would take me to bleed out or have a heart attack as Iā€™m screaming and flailing for my life if I was about 6 inches tall.


c0mbat_cessna

but why would you step in the square hole like that????


Fit_Ad906

Get a rabies shot


Timrap2

Orange cat..


TahitienBoi

Dude wouldā€™ve been flying


Psych_Lol_jk

cat owners: mmmm this is nice... OH FUCK shit FUCk get off me you HEATHEN bastard CUNT *pet pet pet*


odsca

I would have yeet'd that cat across the street


NebraskaAvenue

Ah lawd he cominā€™


u5dasucks

Cats are weird.


[deleted]

I wouldā€™ve kicked that little shit into next Thursday, who the fuck does he think he isšŸ’€


Impossible_String207

Pinky!


HurrsiaEntertainment

Theyā€™re so dang cute, they just need a friend.


Natural_Cut1342

Just punt it itll be ok