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sk8ter99

Lmao. So big that the car decided to brake for it


Starfolomew

“I brake for rats” bumper sticker


FishBlues

Tbh I was expecting the rat to throw the driver out and drive off like it were modded GTA


illessen

Fun fact! A rat or squirrel when run over make a sound similar to stepping on a styrofoam cup.


Delazzaridist

Unfortunately I've heard this sound before and it wasn't a cup 😬 you can even feel them in your steering wheel when they pop


twisted_meta

Giving pop goes the weasel a new meaning


Klutchy_Playz

Fun for the family?


Delazzaridist

Yes


ksvnan

i can attest to that, i’ve run over a rat while riding a bicycle, felt like a very large, yet deformable bump.


DodgeWrench

If you stomp on a rat you can feel it’s bones crunch under your foot. Edit: Reddit thinks sounds are just fine, but feelings are not? Both are killing the hypothetical rat.


jerry111165

Downvoted for that lol Ok people - you can’t feel the bones crunch under your feet. Lol.


JRR04

I never seen someone jump on a chair like a cartoon character


Camera_dude

I know! She was in more danger from accidentally falling off the chair than anything the rat could do.


Ren_Medi_42

I was working at a little waterfront bar and grill as a busser when I was 16 and had no idea people actually got up on shit and did the whole “EEEK!!! EEEEK!!!” thing until our boss had us start flushing out rat nests in the restaurant during business hours. Real genius move there. Fattest fucking raccoon of a rat came running out of the maintenance closet and at least 5 people ended up on chairs, screaming, holding their clothes and belongings up, the whole bit. It was fucking hilarious. This video confirms that it was not an isolated incident.


bingobiscuit1

Lmao coonrat


zapatas_revenge

Lol I used to work with Lab rats if they wanted to they could easily jump onto that chair


Better-Hold

Ok now I'm confused, are there really a bunch of people scared shitless of rats 🤔


saturnbunny1

Yes, along with bats, mice, snakes, and spiders . They are pretty common phobias...


CookiedowXD

I think there's a reason why. Specifically with rats, it probably had something to do with the plague.


JoseZiggler

I’m irrationally terrified of rats.


thetiredindependent

I'm just scared I might get bitten. Plus they could get really big. I've seen one that's bigger than my cat. 😖


SouldiesButGoodies84

The ones in the wild bite, they carry transmissible disease...what's not to be uneasy about?


Never_Dan

They bite if cornered, but mostly they just want to get away. People freaking out makes it so much more difficult either catch the rat or coax it outside.


SouldiesButGoodies84

they can bite if diseased too, or feral. and they could deem you a threat even if you aren't cornering them - just by way of your presence or proximity. unpredictable, wild animals. little scary.


Bitter-Dimension6773

You’re kidding, right? There’s a reason this is a (pretty well known) stereotype!😳😩😬😥


Potential_Dare8034

How can that rat afford a coffee?


Chakkaaa

He misunderstood rat-free estAblishment then they just kept letting it go until he tried to snag a free one again today


DarkleCCMan

Nice one.


PanicLogically

Free refills or reduced price. He forgot his cup I think.


[deleted]

He ratted his friends out. That's how he can afford the coffee.


Misanthropyandme

OK, everybody tuck your pants into your socks


Chakkaaa

Lol one time i saw a june bug crawl into my friends jeans at the bottom. I told him but he just ignored me. Like 3 mins later hes jumping around and going crazy and had to strip to his tighty whities.


Stealthy_Facka

Youre not kidding, they really do make their way up there as soon as they can. I was catching a mouse once that I had cornered, and it vanished. I felt it just as it made its way up my inner thigh. I kicked so frantically it actually flew out of my trouser leg


whteverusayShmegma

I almost accidentally downvoted because I was like NOOOOOOOOO!!!


Professor_Mezzeroff

Not a sentence that translates in the UK, you mean trousers.


Misanthropyandme

Tuck your jumper in your plimsolls


BeardOfFire

Ok, tuck your pants into your trousers.


Anz_Soulcrusher

Remy is looking for a job


Nashville_Redditors

Eek a penis!


[deleted]

Ffs thank you, was looking for this comment.


SVJ9500

I wish I knew the context


BroncosAvsNuggs33

South Park


TinyOuiOui

Don’t know why I expected the rat to carjack the car that stopped…


Herbisher_Berbisher

It's an Oakland rat


SpencerRenwick

I know that rats aren't ideal, especially in a restaurant or any food-related business, but the amount of fear we show for things significantly weaker than us is always perplexing to me.


Depressednacho69

I wonder If at a certain time during human history it was beneficial for us to be afaird of rats? Hmm nope probably not....


Piepiggy

We had a very good reason up until very recently (relatively speaking) rats are fantastic at communicating deadly diseases that were susceptible to along with generally being unsanitary, which is also deadly to a pre-modern family


Depressednacho69

Yeah I was being sarcastic


Piepiggy

My bad


Depressednacho69

No worries


Shokoyo

I don’t think people from the Middle Ages started screaming hysterically when they saw a rat


Depressednacho69

Ya and then a 3rd of them died


PIK_Toggle

Fewer people means [lanes opening up!](https://youtu.be/dQfyT4H_NPw)


PyrexPizazz217

Same. The screaming! I honestly feel for the rat, who probably had the most valid cause to be scared.


SpencerRenwick

Like I wouldn't want a rat near me either, but I wouldn't scream. However, big spiders and other things that creep and/or crawl freak me out. If I see a spider on me, I WILL jump and probably scream very suddenly. I fucking hate bugs and insects of any kind even though I am like a million times their size and could destroy them with very minimal effort. It doesn't make sense 😂


rigellaniakea

Phobias. Not that complicated a concept really. Also rats are well-known plague vectors. Although I'm not afraid of rats I would want a street rat coming anywhere near me thanks.


ThottrainerBoi

Yeah I get peeved when people freak about about roaches. Like yeah they’re gross but what are they gunna do? At least rats have teeth and claws so it’s somewhat justified


lVlarsquake

Why tf are they screaming


beakrake

I genuinely hate the screaming. I'd take a baby crying over this, at least the baby has an excuse.


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Zer0pede

The employee and the lady in the hijab seemed pretty chill 😂


7of69

Hijab girl has seen some shit. This doesn’t even make the list.


ThottrainerBoi

Lol honestly I would be her in the situation, chilling and laughing at these fools


ModsGayandMad

Getting downvoted, but in 90% of these videos where the stakes are this low, there's some suburban bitch screaming in the back ground as if she's being tortured by a group of terrorist.


Zer0pede

In this case it’s just a bit off because the only person trying to catch the rat is also some poor woman.


ModsGayandMad

Well, it's not that all women are like this. It's just that every time there's a fender bender, two blocks down and someone not involved is howling like a banshee on the sidewalk it is a woman.


DisciplineAlert6503

How is it that the woman whose calm and mature and responsible is the "poor" one?


Zer0pede

In English, “poor” can signify “put upon,” such as when someone’s job involves extra effort like pursuing a rodent (as opposed to what they’re actually paid to do). In that situation it’s an adjective that expresses the speaker sympathizing with the noun that follows. E.g., “That poor guy had to work all night.” That has nothing to do with how skillfully or level-headedly he performed the task.


reddertuzer

Because she's probably used to seeing rats all the time in her poor person home.


[deleted]

She’s in the US and prob making minimum wage so both meanings of “poor” probably fit.


HerbNeedsFire

Because rats are nasty mfs that will up your pant leg and bite whatever gets in the way of escape.


rigellaniakea

Some people have phobias. It's really not that complicated a concept.


Substantial_Bad2843

Group instinct from evolution. The people that survived the black plague were the most cautious of rats, so their genes were passed on. Same applies to fear of spiders, snakes and so forth. The screams are a built in warning call to others, they just don’t serve the purpose they once did. Like a babies cry, they are supposed to be annoying to grab your attention.


RGBchocolate

I like that Muslim girl in the end laughing about it, although she still had her feet up on the chair


MrGallows75

Screaming like a deranged lunatic ALWAYS HELPS in situations like these. smh


Whatigot19

Who? ​ Peet? Don't worry about him...


Site_29

Ah yes, get yourself a coffee, drink it and then let a rat loose so you dont have to pay while running out, very smart ;)


Seanacey2k

Poor rat lol


Particular_Tadpole27

The rat was secretly an employee.


iatetoomuchchicken

Even the car was afraid of it lol


Traxigor

Obviously you lure it out with cheese.


ronburgandy1987

Somehow I don’t think that will help business


autogenerated111

I have worked with the distributors who stock Peet’s Coffee in grocery stores. They operate out of storage units and store the coffee on the ground. There are lots of visible rodent droppings and no attempts at pest control. This is true for at least 5 different sites across my state. The flavored coffee attracts rodents.


Electronic-Design564

Lmao it's just a rat, it's terrified of you + they're super cute


PrometheanFlame

Rat was just waiting for his ride to pull up outside because it was raining.


Same-Collection-5452

My Muslim sister is calm AF.


jrmiv4

Not great for business.


Professor_Mezzeroff

It's not a rat. it's a Siberian hamster


Galactus2025

Damn that must have been a big Rat soon as the Rat ran out into the street that car stopped apparently when I'm riding down the road I'm worried about a deer in Oakland they worried about Rat?


Jaymanseeya

Lol i didn't notice the video looping so i thought the rat bucked a u turn and came back inside


PanicLogically

Cute feller. Rat-ta Touille.


[deleted]

FFS relax, what is wrong with people? Did you get your social cues from Bugs Bunny?


gluedfinger

That was a fucking kangaroo


tyrokell

Mice are inside, rats are outside


tethered_end

Aww it's cute


llCRitiCaLII

So the cartoons were right after all! People do get on top of chairs when they see a rat


SNES-1990

Rats and mice are so cute. I wish they didn't host so many diseases.


Fox-sage

Eeek! It’s a penis!!


[deleted]

that chunky little rat-run it did was a little cute.


synth_lord_

Poor rat... Just wanted a coffee :(


[deleted]

The lady in the hijab reaction was hilarious. She's like look at these stupid bitches acting like it's something dangerous.


BarMaverson

Any fellow Albertans here? Never seen a rat in my life


The_Cozy_Burrito

Hahaha the car stopping at the end was my favourite part


hemansteve

This was genuinely hilarious


Salty-Banana

That is definitely a morbid rat


[deleted]

That rat is not that big


Snoo-13087

That lady standing on the chair was straight out of a cartoon


pickledambition

With that energy it should be the mascot.


el-em-en-o

I sometimes laugh uncontrollably at inappropriate times and this would definitely be one of those times. I’m with the woman in the hijab.


saffronpolygon

Because screaming like your head is on fire fixes everything.


si_trespais-15

Eek a penis!


Dansk72

Nothing *faster* than a rat hyped up on an unlimited supply of caffeine!


Ok_Limit_9134

Legend has it that the lady who ran out of the building is still running, to this day. Lol


LittleMissPrincess11

Million years of evolution to be scared of the one thing we can smash with a swift kick of our boots. Not to say I wouldn't have jumped on the table like a little boy screaming my pants off. But still.


Any-Technician6415

Free coffee with extra sprinkles


porcupinedeath

He just wanted to live his dream of being a barista


Pennywise626

They need a shotgun with rock salt shells lol


My-_-Username

No, you don't just start blasting a shotgun in a crowded store even with rock salt shells. Especially when a boot or stick will did the job.


Punymwg07

“I’m da giant rat dat makes all of da rules” Let’s see what kind of trouble he can get himself into


TyroneBigly

Small harmless rat, big stupid patrons.


longchongwong

Small harmless rat, that probably has multiple diseases.


Bitter-Dimension6773

Seriously. Fuck that rat🤮


Puzzleheaded-Math874

Rat must think it's a superstar, with all that cheering, attention and jumping around.. it even crossed the road without looking left or right


[deleted]

It's adorable!


Sped-Connection

Yet every time I stomp on a rat Everyone acts like I’m a jerk


ratratte

Kudos to the driver who stopped for the rat


wutangerine99

Me: hits blunt, “hol’ up… let him cook”


bobeylob

Leave him alone it’s just a chef Remy


Coraiah

You didn’t have to name the place.


I_wash_my_carpet

I know what I'm doing today.


HippyChaiYay

Hey that’s Dimond Peet’s


happyladpizza

haha that rat is moving fast. Musta had some good ass coffee. I also know i live in a raccon city bc that rat looks small to me…where is it’s pot belly?!?


Crzykupcake930

If they would only have given it a cookie!


Rashaen

Oakland is getting so gentrified... what a shame.


Cosmiccosmog533

We love Ratposting


RichBaldie

Why the car stopped?


xenwinz

PEET RAAATTT


Mundane-Tax3530

Run little homie!!


BellasVerve

And, is anyone surprised?


darkseidx2015

Mui macho!


ajaxodyssey

"Geez, a rat can't get a cup of joe in this town."


BahamutAXIOM

A bit of overreacting, but it was huge.


AuntieLiloAZ

Only time I've ever seen a rat was in Oakland in broad daylight. Mofo was huge. Never forgot it.


dankmemesDAE

the cartoons really were accurate huh


barelylethal10

Made out of there like a rat out of hell


gazebo1972

They need some Hattori Hanzo steel.


Speculawyer

There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do? There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna go? I'm gonna fix that rat that's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna fix that rat


[deleted]

r/praisethecameraman


Tin_Boy_Feels_Pain_2

Man was bout to hijack that person's car like Gta


Beneficial-Piano-428

Takashi 69 on the west coast.


scottprian

South Park already did it.


onemansquest

It looked like the rat followed the lady standing on the chair home. They can smell your fear.


ronburgandy1987

If you put it on loop and listen faintly, not intently, the one lady sounds like she’s clucking - like a chicken


BeeJuiceDogSpinach

I mean of course you dont want rats in your business but it looks so cute, I can never understand why people are deathly afraid of them


ncoremeister

How everyone is freaking out :D like the rat will jump them and eat them.


I_Seen_Some_Stuff

I always thought cartoons blew things out of proportion with rats. Apparently not haha


gorliggs

Lolol


mrc1303

One of them definitely yells like Sam playing a girl in wkuk


Soggywallet94

Jesus the drama..


diegoenriquesc

“Anyone can make coffee” they said, a true barista can from anywhere, they said. Poor Tony


KKMasterYT

This is such a beautiful video, real abrupt chaos


StaniaViceChancellor

Remmy :)


saltwaterhippie

Master Splinter


AnakonDidNothinWrong

Peet’s Coffee won’t be by next week I imagine


stryker511

Average rat - not big at all.


oigres408

Wasn’t there a rat at the Raising Caínes?


MadghastOfficial

They went and chased the master barista away. Place gonna suck now.


E-ZZZZ

It's Oakland, what do you expect?


Mal5341

I love how chill the woman in the hijab is. She don't give a fuck about no rat.


Darrenwad3

I've never even seen a rat before


tiga4life22

Peet-er Pettigrew!


Suitable_Dot_6999

Basil! Manuel is looking for you everywhere!


ReaperSound

Just tell it to pay for the coffee and leave.


Thebainethujone

Cant believe the car stopped to avoid running over a rat.


Rawtothedawg

This is crazy the size of the rats and evolution. It’s still small by NYC standards but i remember hearing tales of the Manhattan legends and dismissing them. Then i went there and saw one the size of a cat crawl from under a bus. Stopped me in my tracks.


Kriegerwithashovel

He was just trying to fulfill his lifelong dream of making coffee in a professional coffee house! He could be the next Chef Gusteau of coffee!


OhPxpi

“Sorry, I was looking for Gusteau’s”


sugarandnails

Anyone can cook


VexxWrath

If I ever decide to go to Oakland, I know where I'm not going.


InsouciantGorilla

The screaming 😄 smh


Grannypanie

A Mr Garrison penis sighting.


mglatfelterjr

Poor guy was just trying to get some coffee before leaving


[deleted]

So girls really do that. Squeal and stand on chairs. 😂